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Name:MaryKig
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you from:		Dallas
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December 5, 2019 12:06:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Old Ivor Littleun
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you from:		Pwllheli, North West Wales
Comments:Mr. Ivor Bigun, mate : No matter how big your house is; how recent your car is; how big your bank account is. Our graves will stay the same size. Stay humble - All the best!
December 4, 2019 17:51:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		website
Comments:Frogs ain't very cuddly, except maybe to another frog. Happy Christmas All
December 4, 2019 08:08:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Bishop
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Comments:Where's the Tuesday 3rd photo, of the New Resident Frog of BG, Mike? The Frog... Be kind and tender to the Frog, And do not call him names, As 'Slimy skin', or 'Polly-wog', Or likewise 'Ugly James', Or 'Gap-a-grin', or 'Toad-gone-wrong', Or 'Billy Bandy-knees': The Frog is justly sensitive To epithets like these. No animal will more repay A treatment kind and fair; At least so lonely people say Who keep a frog (and, by the way, They are extremely rare).
December 4, 2019 04:05:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
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Comments:19th-century performer Franz Liszt, was the equivalent of a modern day rock star. He got so many requests for locks of his beautiful hair, that he started sending admirers clippings of his dog's fur instead. My girlfriend wonders if that's starting to happen with Chairman Mike - and wants some [of his real hair] too.
December 1, 2019 18:38:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:To be fair to Cameron, knowledge of the Magna Carta is probably not high on the list of studies at posh private schools, it's a bit too touchy feely.
November 21, 2019 08:29:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Honsa Beran
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Comments:Bart mentions law and order now and again, doesn't he. It is often said, and is largely true, that the beginning of the rule of law in Britain coincides with the signing of the Magna Carta. The then Prime Minister, 'Disaster Dave' Cameron, went on the 'Late Show with David Letterman,' around the anniversary of the Magna Carta - and couldn't translate it. Considering he went to Oxford and Eton (and translation is, effectively, just an anglicisation of the Latin words), Cameron was either pretending to be unschooled or is just rather dim. Those Tories can be quite confusing at times.
November 20, 2019 06:35:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Bishop,
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Comments:Mike. Re : The cute 1st of November, new resident of BG hedgehog. Get yourself a semi-longish crew cut hair style. You can get gels now that will make your hair look super spikey thick. Leave your ears uncovered, and trim your finger nails. On promotional videos you will look great. GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
November 18, 2019 17:49:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Bishop
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Comments:Nice 11th of November badger, Mike. Have you adopted him? But watch out for that ex-leader of UKIP, Henry Bolton, who claimed he could strangle a badger with his bare hands. And who later became even more famous for his on-off relationship with a racist model, many years younger than him.
November 18, 2019 06:12:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Happy hedgehogs, Hadrian and Harriet.
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you from:		The Hurst, Crouch.
Comments:HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mike!! Oh 's wonderful, 's marvellous, You and Jackie, caring so much for one another. You are the crème de la crème nice couple, and we want you around for ever and ever. Enjoy all that cake!
November 16, 2019 05:24:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Honsa Beran
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Comments:And so proceedings drag on.... The Brexit vote overall was about more than just pragmatics, of course. It confirmed the most obvious political truth about Britain : we are an utterly divided country. The 'clever,' 'educated,' 'satirical comedian,' 'does he ever get laid?' Stewart Lee said : 'Not everybody who voted to Leave was racist. Some of them were *unts.' Some of us who are 'uneducated,' think you are a bit of a *unt as well, Mr. Lee.
November 12, 2019 23:32:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Honsa Beran
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you from:		Trosley
Comments:Bart : For how long have you been a Tory? John Stuart Mill may have coined the phrase 'dystopian' to characterise Tory policies. He also said : 'I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative.' GO - I. A. (Kent) Party - GO!!
November 12, 2019 17:58:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Neil Dunford
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Comments:Sort of reminds me. Did that gay donkey get off scot-free, for trying to rape John Rees-Evans' horse? Or was that another of Rees-Evans' porkies?
November 11, 2019 19:35:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Priscilla Liddell
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you from:		Seven Mile Lane, Mereworth
Comments:Well, well it's not that I know much about this sort of thing - practically nothing. My sister-in-law informs me that Beech Inn lady patrons liked Halifax, Nova Scotia-born Peter North, more than Mr. Holmes. I suppose we live and learn, as they say. So modern.
November 11, 2019 18:45:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Christopher Page
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you from:		Mereworth
Comments:ATT : Mr. Ivor Bigun. I've heard from Muriel Wagstaff of Shipbourne, that Jilly and Fiona have become extremely curious about you. Apparently, they are asking if you are considered to be Borough Green's version of John C. Holmes. Was he related to Sherlock Holmes?
November 11, 2019 01:24:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace
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Comments:Dearest Mister Ivor Bigun, I'm told that Jilly and Fiona's mums used to be hot, when around John Naylor's November 5th Windy Nob bonfire. As they say in the USA - 'hotter than a doggone fire cracker'.
November 10, 2019 20:02:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Rick Shaw
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Comments:IRONY : On the day that 11,258 scientists declared a global climate emergency... The Donald : "IT'S A HOAX!"... ONE narcissistic nincompoop pulled The Excited States out of the Paris climate deal.
November 10, 2019 03:51:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Old Ivor Littleun
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you from:		Pwllheli, North West Wales
Comments:Qu. Answer me Errol Flynn - what have you done to Marilyn? Ans. Nothing - I had a boyfriend named Tyrone Power.
November 9, 2019 20:15:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace
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Comments:Dear Mister Ivor Bigun, I have spoken to a Ivor Wangon and Ivor Bazooka this year. I'm wondering if this is from when there were working coal mines in East Kent?
November 9, 2019 08:36:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace
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you from:		BG area
Comments:Dear Mister Ivor Bigun, Why did you go to Dylan Thomas' nearby territory? Did you take swans from Basted Mill Pond with you? I'm told young ladies seem to get a little hot when they are near you. Did you inherit that?
November 8, 2019 17:22:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor big un
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you from:		Swansee
Comments:Jilly stunt,fiona east two ot TN 15 hottest ladies eh fellows!!!
November 8, 2019 16:15:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor big un
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Where are
you from:		Swansee
Comments:Jilly stunt,fiona east two ot TN 15 hottest ladies eh fellows!!!
November 8, 2019 16:14:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor big un
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you from:		Swansee
Comments:Jilly stunt,fiona east two ot TN 15 hottest ladies eh fellows!!!
November 8, 2019 16:12:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:I think Putin & Co are probably funding TMBC, to create the BGGC gulag, they are running out of room in Siberia, I notice the latest TMBC accounts show a large amount of roubles and yen
November 8, 2019 08:22:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
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you from:
Comments:'....avalanche of complaints about the Borough Green Sandpit operation.... operation is denying infringements, alleging falsification of evidence....' Among so many others, we might see Vlad Putin, Xi Jinping, The Donald, and Dom Cummings arrive to pick up hints. I think they should all donate to Chairman Mike, and read about it here - at West Kent's premier website.
November 6, 2019 17:30:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Jan 'Honsa' Beran
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Where are
you from:		Trottiscliffe via Hostivar, Czech Republic
Comments:A splendid website - well done! Noticing Oct 2nd 'zoo visitors' comment. From article by Jessica Fellowes (niece of the creator of 'posh' soap opera). "...in an age when every individual sees themselves as of zoological interest with endless social media accounts and selfies..." Replace fence with cage - 'Don't cage me in'. By the way, the tune for 'Roll out the barrel' was from Czechoslovakia. I am a great fan of The Independent Alliance (Kent) Party. Thank you!
November 5, 2019 17:59:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen Pond Road, Ightham
Comments:Does anyone remember this certain time, when Ginger Jennings (aged 13) turned up at Wrotham Secondary School with a 'note from his mum'. It was to inform his teacher that he'd missed school the day before because of dental problems. The note mentioned 'gingervitis'. But teachers didn't appreciate, or understand, pupil's 'jokes' in those days. I was thinking about the human brain taking 26 years to fully form, and Labour wanting the voting age reduced to 16 years. So many like Boris would be getting to vote - or wouldn't it be that bad?
November 3, 2019 18:01:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Rick Shaw
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you from:
Comments:President, the Donald : 'Quit whining you guys, rising sea levels will put out the California wildfires eventually.'
November 2, 2019 17:21:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Rick Shaw
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Where are
you from:		formerly opposite F. P. Caine Ltd., Sunnyside, BG
Comments:'It's Dot and Dave - Dave wears the trousers but Dot tells him what pair to put on.' Who discusses with Dave's tailor, the current fashionable angle of arse droop that the trousers should assume? And how this will complement his soft shoe shuffle? Does which leg he puts in first, affect anything?
October 25, 2019 17:58:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
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you from:		I. A. (Kent) Party, Unofficial Supporter's Club Shed, Basted
Comments:Gagged? Flash to the moment, when TM Borough Tories thought Mike was silenced.... We didn't think so. Never did - never will. 'Aint that great?! We think so. Always will.
October 14, 2019 19:11:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
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you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:Here's to all the people who get back up more times than they ever get knocked down; Who give more than they ever expect to receive; Who still show love to others, even when their own heart is broken; Who smile through the sad times; Who light the way for others; Who spread laughter and joy; Thank you, those like BGPC Chairman Supermike, for making the world a better place.
October 9, 2019 00:54:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Alf Broad
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Comments:Dot Dave; Congratulations about Frank! I wake about 2:30 am and can't get back to sleep thinking about the tracking down of him via Canada! and France. Several who are puzzling over same, are thinking of having a whip-round to reward you for [fingers crossed] divulging a few details. Hope you had a nice holiday in Cypress. Did you make a dent in their stock of ouzo?
October 8, 2019 17:27:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Rick Shaw
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Comments:Dot Dave : Kissing gives over 30 muscles in your face a workout and it could help prevent your face from starting to sag, when you get a bit older. Frank Whiffen and his girlfriend/s were living proof of this, of course.
October 6, 2019 17:01:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Bororugh Green
Comments:Pleased to say that I have tracked down Frank Cook via Canada and France. My next project is to find my son’s Godfather Richard Jackson who worked at Brymitre in 1980’s. Last heard off living In Tonbridge and married to Sharron. They had a son Steven and also a daughter.
October 6, 2019 16:26:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		BG and Proud
Comments:Hi Billy, Cousin Ian would be turning in his grave at what his namesake is trying to do to Borough Green.
October 5, 2019 06:43:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Billy Bishop
Email:
Where are
you from:		At one time, close to BG Crossroads
Comments:Re : Ian Bailey (Planning Inspector's Third letter/BGGC). I'm told that he is a son of Ian Bailey, who lived in Chapel Street before moving to Fairfield Estate. I think the [insistent] person who told me about this, might have been a little muddled.
October 4, 2019 17:34:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Rick Shaw
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Comments:Prairie dogs also kiss as a sign of affection when greeting each other. The animals even take it a step further than Dot and Dave. They kiss and cuddle more when zoo visitors or scientists are watching them. They seem to enjoy the attention.
October 2, 2019 17:19:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Rick Shaw
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Where are
you from:		formerly Sunnyside, Sevenoaks Rd., Boro' Green
Comments:Dot Dave : "Did you take a bath?" Frank Whiffen : "Why, Is there one missing?" I still remember Frankie like it was only yesterday - he was a laugh a minute, what a guy! Yep, he would step outside of his front door, and everyone would be so happy to see him.
October 1, 2019 23:59:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted Bamboo Co. tied cottage
Comments:Was her husband related to the first cousins : Neville, Graham, Brenda/John/Janet, and Richard - all Woodhams?
September 29, 2019 17:50:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace
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you from:
Comments:So a choice! Take your pick. Brenda? Beryl? A nice lady.
September 29, 2019 00:52:37 (GMT Time)


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September 28, 2019 08:44:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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Comments:I've been pestered a little about this! OK, that was a decade ago. And the well respected lady's Christian name might have been 5 or 6 *'s.
September 27, 2019 17:07:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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Comments:He wrote about her and the Downs in Springtime. Which stars would be shining over her at night. Preferring her name to Lady Diana's and a few others. And was hoping that the postcards would not be intercepted by a jealous husband.
September 27, 2019 02:40:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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Comments:Talking about postcards, I recollect hearing about someone who really admired Cllr. Mrs. ****** ******** from Wrotham Road. He sent her a postcard or 2 from Eastern Europe. I forget his name; she resigned from BGPC shortly afterwards. She wouldn't have known about the interest in her.
September 27, 2019 00:10:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Roy Summers
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Where are
you from:		formerly Fen Pond Rd., Ightham
Comments:Is brickie Roy related to Dave's sister?
September 26, 2019 19:07:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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you from:
Comments:Is Roy Winter related to Johnnie Winter? He was often seen around the Sevenoaks area during the late 50s/early 60s. He was a friend of Kenny Dearing. Have a great time in Cypress with the ouzos. Have you ever sent a 'Kiss me Quick' postcard to Jackie Mike from there?
September 25, 2019 16:21:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Due a visit to Cyprus
Comments:The only person Dave knew from Stanley Berwick is Roy Winter a bricklayer……….. Frank Cook who owned Westerham Heights joinery lived in Westerham and last we heard moved to Southern France to renovate a large cottage and turn it into a guest house.…………. He had a son Simon who lived in Edenbridge and had separated from his wife Val who worked for Formula 1 Racing
September 25, 2019 08:51:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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Comments:Dot Dave - Thanks for that. I was interested in the supply of mouldings for Durtnells - 1591 to 2019, what a run they had! I wonder if Dave ever ran into Eric Gill of Maidstone Road. I'm pretty sure it was with Stanley Berwicks that he served a carpentry and joinery apprenticeship. His brother Ralph did likewise with J. A. Davison of West Malling. And I believe that Roger Ransley of Crow Hill worked with a Sevenoaks-based joinery firm. Lou Masters' son Danny served a carpentry and joinery apprenticeship with Hyders - then National Service in the RAF, after which he signed on permanently. Unfortunately, he died during his early forties. Where did Dave last see Frank? I'll start looking there.
September 25, 2019 02:43:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Last seen on the Orient Express
Comments:Dave used to grind the cutter profile and machine small runs of special moulding for Durtnels (they were more interested in bigger jobs) when working in Westerham. He did not work for Stanley Berwicks but was a Joinery manager for Station Joinery which was close by. He does not remember a Noel Travers but did meet many of the local tradesmen in Sevenoaks. He got on extremely well with Terry Bohen after a few very volatile arguments to begin with. No luck tracking down Frank Cook yet……………..Someone has really been doing some research, maybe they can find Frank
September 24, 2019 11:08:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny
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Comments:Peirce WAS spelt that way - in Sevenoaks Road anyway!
September 23, 2019 16:20:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Canuck
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Comments:Re : The L. W. Peirce store. Noel Traver's mum was Sheila Kleiman's aunt. Some thought I was having another senior moment!
September 23, 2019 16:06:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Canuck
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Comments:Also Ms. Od Sander : Attended BG Primary, Wrotham Secondary Modern and Maidstone Tech. Was friends with Mrs. Audrey Tring (nee-May) and her brother David. They were brought up at Tollgate Estate. And Andrew Rogers : From Wrotham - born 1960, left 1991.
September 22, 2019 20:03:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Canuck
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you from:
Comments:Some of my fellow Canadians! Sheila Kleiman : Granddaughter of the original owners of the L. W. Peirce, Sevenoaks Road store. Ross Layberry : Born at Long Pond Cottages; raised at Tollgate Estate. Roger Pettit : Attended BG Primary School; lived in Wrotham. I'm getting to see kids run around who look like those I knew in the BG area!
September 22, 2019 18:38:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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you from:
Comments:Fans of this website have been phoning me to quit beating around the bush. OK - Talented Dave was a 'qualified wood machinist' and I was trying to find out more about this. Thank you.
September 22, 2019 15:54:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
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you from:
Comments:Dot Dave - Some wonderings I've been experiencing. If Dave had any luck tracking down Frank Cook of Westerham Heights Joinery. If Stanley Berwick Builders of Sevenoaks had a woodwork machining division in the past. Some of the larger building companies did, e.g. G. E. Wallis of Maidstone. Smaller companies, such as F. P. Caine and W. & O. Durling had carpenter shops with some machinery. Noel Travers, whose mother ran the L. W. Peirce domestic and general store in Sevenoaks Road, served a woodworking machinist apprenticeship with a Sevenoaks company. In a round about way, I've been wondering if Dave and/or Noel might have worked for Stanley Berwick at one time. Or for whom?
September 21, 2019 18:16:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
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Comments:Re : "Michael Wilding and Elizabeth Taylor." It's amazing that during their 43 or so years together, Dot and Dave have [unknowingly?] changed their looks so that they can also be known as 'Michael Taylor.' That shows enormous devotion for our great BGPC Chairman. Thoroughly deserved may I say.
September 21, 2019 02:11:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Justin Truedough
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Comments:If Dave put black boot polish on his face he would look like me.
September 19, 2019 19:17:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Canuck
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Comments:Regarding Dot Dave standing by the Train for Passionate Lovers, 2012. Uncannily - handsome, suave, sophisticated Dave looks just a little like an extremely posh Frank Whiffen would look, doesn't he? Well, after one has imbibed a long weekends supply of ouzos, anyway. When I'm relatively sober, Dave looks like Michael Wilding. And Dot like Elizabeth Taylor.
September 19, 2019 16:52:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Justin Truedough
Email:
Where are
you from:		The Great White North
Comments:Sincere congratulations - a marvelous website. But who the ph*ck is Johnny Canuck?
September 19, 2019 03:18:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Canuck
Email:
Where are
you from:		Kennedy Park, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Comments:Hi! Dot Dave. You have become quite famous this side of the pond. "Never go back. Never go back. Never surrender the future you've earned. Keep to the track, to the beaten track. Never return to the bridges you burned." You are clever. I still greatly miss and love Borough Green.
September 18, 2019 15:43:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Ivan the terrible was the nickname for Frank Whiffen who lived next door to Caines. He used to wander about Borough Green with a cloth hat, dirty rain coat and would have his trousers tucked into his socks. Dave Bance informed us that his socks did not have any feet section to them and that was why he would stop every so often to tuck them back into his shoes. He lived with his mother and when she died it took him several weeks to notify the doctor about it. Dot’s Dave knew him quite well…..Interesting to know that people from Canada are looking at Mikes website.
September 17, 2019 22:02:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Merulius Lacrymans
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted
Comments:ATT : Lady Dot of Cyprus. RE : That photo from yesterday of your niece. How could she be waving to President JFK or his brother Bobby? Or is that another trick of Hubby's? Do you buy ouzo by the single gallon jug, 5 gallon pail, or 45 gallon drum? Cheers! All the best!
September 17, 2019 20:50:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Prince Larry-Marple
Email:
Where are
you from:		Morefrogs Cottage, Plaxtol
Comments:Elp I need somebody, Elp just not anybody, Elp I need Countrywise and Co., I've got ants in me pants. Won't they please EE-ELP me, OOH!!
September 17, 2019 14:00:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Dorothea Whiffen
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you from:
Comments:Dot Dave; Quiet, plain, square Ivan Butcher of Mereworth was my boyfriend for a while at Wrotham Secondary School. I wish he had been even a little terrible. He didn't even watch the girls play netball. He was a very easy to forget lad, sort of blended into the background - but I wasn't fortunate enough to have a mischievous, good looking boy like Dave must have been, interested in me. Coincidently, Ightham girls had all the fun in those days.
September 17, 2019 02:33:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Dorothea Whiffen (relation of Ivan the terrible by any chance?)…. The occasional digestive biscuit maybe but we much prefer a glass of ouzo and a couple of sheftalias. Dave tries hard to keep out of trouble but Mike Taylor seems to delight in leading him astray as the poor old sod is easily influenced
September 16, 2019 18:02:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Dorothea Whiffen
Email:
Where are
you from:		Fairseat
Comments:Dot; My secret insider's information regarding your love life, doesn't agree with you and hubby just cooing to each other while sipping cocoa and nibbling on a digestive biscuit. Especially with you both still looking so good. Is Dave managing to stay out of mischief?
September 16, 2019 17:21:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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you from:
Comments:Overheard at The Bull. Rear Admiral Adrian Gagshaw-Smythe : "I believe Thorstein Veblen to be the creator of 'Teach a parrot to say "supply and demand" and you will have made a learned political economist of him'." [many versions and creators have been suggested]. Jim Hood : "If you teach a local budding 'politician' to say, 'Boris will deliver Brexit' - you will make a what, of him?"
September 15, 2019 21:28:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
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you from:
Comments:Re : Those Russian Spammers. I've been reminded that, a former Labour Party deputy leader George Brown, once said : 'I don't regard any sex as pleasant. It's pretty undignified.' Them's were the days!
September 13, 2019 01:06:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Dan Durling
Email:
Where are
you from:		Had relations in Ightham
Comments:Dot Dave, Re : your dream home. Don't they have any Waterproofing & Restoration Contractors in Northern Norfolk? That is, who are using materials and methods technology of the last 60 years! It's going to cost you a lot more than the asking price, by the time you're finished. Best of luck! A LOT to check before you buy. Best of luck!
September 11, 2019 18:37:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett, Inconsequential Statistician.
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Malling
Comments:Meanwhile : Over at the, also impressive, BG Community Website. It's sad, the astounding amount of hits that the Russian spam generates. Is that all, or most, of what 'certain' BG-ites think about? It's enough to turn one off kissing and cuddling, completely.
September 10, 2019 17:36:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Janice Howse
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Comments:DOTdave, Has Colin done a number at The Maltings, Burnham Overy Staith? The parts of the 4,000 square feet that I saw, I didn't even notice a spider. Kings Lynn's most famous son was Captain George Vancouver [BC, Canada], of course. Must bring a tear to the eye of our beloved Cllr. F. M. Taylor of Maidstone Road, via Canada and London.
September 9, 2019 18:20:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Bill Bone
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you from:
Comments:I sympathise with Harry. We had a major infestation of Tories in our street at one time. We tried to use spray but unfortunately they came back. Then my closest neighbour tried to frighten them with his pit bull, but the poor thing couldn't stand their smell. Someone said the first Tory had turned up there 300-odd years ago - perhaps they will die out. Anyway, we decided to move away.
September 7, 2019 22:41:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham Common once upon a time
Comments:www.countrywisepestcontrol.com who are based in Borough Green does not have the necessary qualifications or the equipment to exterminate any Tory pests but they are expert at eliminating rodents and wasps etc................ It is delightful to see that some Borough Green residents take an interest in Wendy Wo and Dot and are also aware of the association with above mentioned pest control, who I’m pleased to say give a friendly and expert service that does not cost an arm and a leg.
September 7, 2019 14:17:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Harry Fisher
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Comments:Oh! dash it, Dot. Can Countrywise and Co. rid BG and district of Tories? There will be good commission in it for you.
September 7, 2019 02:28:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Sam Bassett-Pepper
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham Common, most of the time
Comments:Belated 'appy birfday Wendy-Wo. Yer don't look a day older than Dot's sexy magenta 'at. Yer artistic design dental floss is a bit fick, aint it? 'Ope you both don't take this the wrong way - just part of my jealousy. Is plastic 'Enery still about?
September 6, 2019 19:04:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
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you from:
Comments:One of those [unnamed] Tory 'Power Friends' recently invited a lady out for dinner. During the closing moments of same - His lady date : "This was the most exciting and emotionally stimulating dinner I've ever realised I'm bored in."
September 6, 2019 00:53:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Big B. Lubrycznski
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pigeon's Green, St. Mary's Platt.
Comments:Mr. Mike, It's mighty swell delightful to peruse your highly impressive websites. I'm getting quite addicted to them. Congratulations! You and they, are the greatest!
September 2, 2019 18:17:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Straight Man in Pink
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly from The Barracks, Station Rd., BG
Comments:How much longer are people going to fuss over Prince Harry? He's not a kid any more. And Bart's getting jealous.
August 30, 2019 20:25:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Humans and cabbage have about 40 to 50 percent of their DNA in common. I've heard Bart described as green, and as a little green behind the ears. I wonder if that affects his percentage?
August 30, 2019 00:41:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I've just seen Boris standing in a semi-hurricane wind. He's been going bald since 2007 - has he got magnetic wonder glue holding his hair at strategic points? Absolutely no problem for photo ops with Bart, at [above Naylor's Farm] the original Windy Nob. Shaking hands, overlooking BG which he so often says he loves, he reckons they will go viral - and then some.
August 25, 2019 18:58:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Alf Broad
Email:
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you from:
Comments:And there will be a few more sitting by him, begging for food, when Bart and upper class, prickish haircut, Boris de Pfeffel start screwing things up big time.
August 23, 2019 16:25:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sitting on Borough Green High Street pavement... surrounded by office supplies... is a down on his luck Tory accountant. His sign says "Will COOK BOOKS FOR FOOD."
August 23, 2019 00:04:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Neil Dunford
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:With Cllr. Wlodarczyk's return to BGPC, the BG Tory spin doctor has been at work again - saying that Bart's shallow 13 vote 'victory' over visiting wooden spoonist Matt Botten, is preferable to a hollow victory. So no matter how shallow - if you're a Tory, always look on the bright side of life.
August 19, 2019 18:31:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Janet Westwood
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : You are almost 36 years older than Bart. Many are astounded by your youthful looks - especially when compared with Bart's fake look/schoolgirl complexion likenesses, in re-retouched Tory photos. How does it feel to be so naturally good looking?
August 18, 2019 00:32:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:There is Mike Taylor, who is arguably the best thing that has ever happened to Borough Green. And there is Pan Wlodarczyk, who thinks he is Mike Taylor. I met a guy who thought he was Napoleon Bonaparte, too.
August 14, 2019 16:44:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Ted Tickler
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Anyone noticed how Dreamer Bart is getting ever more closer to Boris? Way to go - bring it on, Boris and Bart! But will The Donald accept us as a colony of the Excited States of America? As I see it, the way BW so easily got back on BGPC, ANYTHING is possible!!
August 13, 2019 18:33:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Bartholomew
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I've got to the point where I feel that, discussing BW in more than 1 or 2 short sentences, is a complete and utter waste of time. I'm sure those High Power friends are exponentially losing brain cells, as they try to keep him afloat. When will they ever learn? Oh..., when will they ever learn? Better late than never? Oh..., just forget it.
August 12, 2019 00:48:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Judy Evans
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham - previously Boro' Green
Comments:I suppose BW got to vote for himself as well. It's depressing that he seems to rely on Tories and [dumbed down?] villagers for his undeserved support - they must feel sorry for him. For the life of me, I cannot detect anything that he has going for him.
August 9, 2019 16:37:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I would like to congratulate the two members of BGPC who had the guts to vote against B. Wlodarczyk's reinstatement. It's a pity there are not more like them.
August 8, 2019 16:50:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Maggie White
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Bart Wlodarczyk : Re : Borscht with beetroot/and stains; Pierogi with blueberries/and stains; Polskie nalesniki with jam, fruits/and stains. To the rescue : Baking soda is the shirt whitening wonder! Add a half cup to your wash along with your detergent and it will whiten, freshen and even soften your shirts. You can also pre-treat stains with baking soda by mixing a little bit with water. Then add the paste-like solution to the stained area on the fabric. Your white shirts will be so dazzling - Supermike will have to be wearing sunglasses next time he meets you.
August 4, 2019 23:14:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Chuck E. Biscuits Esq.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Boris' biography of Winston Churchill, includes the charge "that he didn't really have real friends - only people he 'used' for his own advancement." This could have been written as easily about Boris, as about his subject. And now, some locals think - also about the BG Junior Tory "Legend in his Own Lunchtime" - Pan Bartosz Wlodarczyk.
August 3, 2019 03:44:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crowhurst Lane, SW Basted
Comments:Re : BG Community Website, Spam Invasion. Those Russkies are cunning, Mike. They are believed to have a group in Kaliningrad, who are working with Donnie Tusk and Co., in nearby Gdansk. And they supposedly have a man based in our area, who is assisting them in their Maidstone Rd., BG activities - but not in Intelligence. Boris has said he will get to the bottom of this. We shall see....
August 2, 2019 17:19:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Neil Dunford
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:How many years, will Pan Wlodarczyk's BG Parish Council disqualification last? He must think we are absolutely stupid, if he was going to get away with that. Some have mentioned there should be a written apology from him - not more of his many mindless handshakes.
August 1, 2019 16:34:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Maggie White
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I've always been insanely jealous, about Bart's so amazingly beautiful, baby bum smooth complexion. I can't believe, it's really for real - and have to pinch myself!
July 31, 2019 14:19:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher Martin
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Who applies Pan Wlodarczyk's make-up for him? Although special mention must be made of the trowellwork base preparation and grinding. Indeed a Rolls-Royce quality finish, even without the six sanding operations. Middleton and Markle; The Donald and Boris; look rough in comparison.
July 31, 2019 01:23:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Rose Walton (Hyacinth's sister).
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Michael : Your Weekly Horoscope/Scorpio. Your desire to feel more emotional closeness may be strong right now. Spending time with the people who share your ideals or lifestyle might be a perfect healing therapy. Don't do anything that I wouldn't do!
July 30, 2019 22:16:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Interestingly, I spoke to a bloke in the Black Horse a while ago, who led me to believe he knew about nitty gritty things KUA. He told me that while Elizabeth's husband was in Saudi Arabia, Richard got lucky with her for a while. What got the ball rolling was, after a few gin and tonics, Elizabeth felt sorry for him when he couldn't remember when Hyacinth had last shown him any affection. The KUA expert said that Elizabeth was very attractive, when digging out and wearing 1956 style Baby Doll nighties.
July 27, 2019 00:46:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:As he already writes like he's well on his way up - next time I'm going up Wrotham Road, I'll check around his place for a swimming pool, sauna, and room for a pony.
July 25, 2019 04:29:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:The sad thing is he actually believes his Power Friends will get him elevated to great things, but doesn't yet realise they don't have votes here. Perhaps we should refer to him as Mrs Bucket (pronounced boo-kay, don't you know), another seeker after power and influence.
July 23, 2019 06:35:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Dave Dimwit
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Amazing that a small time taxi driver chums around with 'Power Friends' who espouse : Those who have must remain the haves, at the expense of the have not's. Considering the class they represent, I am ever surprised they get elected. Across the board their share of the vote should be an absolute max., 15%. I suppose there must be more like Pan Wlodarczyk than I thought.
July 23, 2019 03:33:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian the creepy clown
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Away with these silly names. The fellow who tried to change the rules for acceptance into BGPC, is getting as much publicity as The Donald and Sunny Boris, in Wrotham Road. I'm getting jolly well fed up with the milking of this. As a special favour, let him be called Pan Ziemniak Glowa - and everyone stick with it. He should be satisfied with that, and the 13 more votes than Matt Botton he secured.
July 21, 2019 18:04:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
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you from:
Comments:I feel that Pan Potato Head would have fared better in the voting department, if he had not spoken "quite so posh" as some of his 'High Power' Tory friends. Instead, he should have cultivated a "broader than Cockney" Medway Towns taxi driver accent.
July 19, 2019 18:49:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Yolanda Squatpump
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I've heard there is quite a debate brewing at the moment among those Tory 'Power Friends' and associates. Just who has the more wicked wit, out of Pan Potato Head, Alexander Boris Johnson, and Sir Winston Churchill? Some think that Pan Potato Head is eloquently hilarious while lauding Boris for the Tory leadership - and has youthfulness on his side to eventually overtake his rivals, if indeed he is trailing them. All so absorbingly interesting, I must say.
July 19, 2019 05:02:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Surely BG's very own Mr. Potato Head isn't one of those approximately 160,000 Tories who will choose between 'Sunny' Boris and 'Theresa in Trousers' - is he? He talks like he is. Having 'Power Friends' can cause minor delusions of grandeur.
July 17, 2019 18:28:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Francis Hyde-White
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green High Street.
Comments:Why do vegans put vegan in their bio? I just put what I eat in mine. Francis.. male.. 78.. married.. pork scratchings, beer, and curry. Big burp - pardon me. I really dig your websites, Mike - they're fantastic.
July 16, 2019 16:12:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:And the times they are a changin'. Even Basted Mill Pond looks better now that Mr. Potato Head isn't on Council.
July 16, 2019 13:40:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Can't really say I'm up to date chaps and chapesses. But I understand Borough Green's very own former Boy Wonder - now The Man with the Golden Arm/Mr. Potato Head - has voted for Boris. Well, I suppose that's it then. I'll get over to The Bull, Wrotham - where a supposedly cute young lap dancer has just commenced service. Though I might not be able to afford tipping her for long, with Boris running the show. Ta-taa for now.
July 15, 2019 17:23:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Sue GuessWho
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green - wearing crimson lipstick this week
Comments:Francis Michael.... I've been waiting, for a boy like you - to come/slightly more, into my life. Waiting for so long. Would I be coming on too strong - for just waiting?....
July 15, 2019 00:38:29 (GMT Time)


Name:mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : I like it, I like it - I like the funny feeling being there with you. And I like it more with every day - And I like it always hearing you say, You're likin' it too. You're likin' it too. Whoa-oh I like it - Are you likin' it too?
July 13, 2019 01:56:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Rockin all over the World
Comments:Mike......And I like it I like it I like it I like it I la-la like it la-la-li here we go rockin' all over the world!
July 12, 2019 09:49:13 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		website
Comments:Those in authority do not like upsets to the status quo, the status quo that disenfranchises the ordinary person, I like to try and upset that status quo,
July 12, 2019 06:35:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:"Wisdom does not come from a single source, but rather from your experience with the people and world around you. Allow others to express their opinions - you don't have to agree and you have the right to remain silent." Sounds so much like you Mike. More and more I fail to understand why you would have 'a legion of detractors.' What is their problem?
July 12, 2019 03:52:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz's mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Did you hear about the Planner who went for an arsehole transplant? The arsehole rejected him. You wouldn't have caught me sniffing around there. No Sir-ee.
July 3, 2019 17:49:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine R.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Modest Mike : An addendum! You have also earned the reputation of being the most able, original and "unrutted" PC Chairman. Have a good week!
June 16, 2019 23:19:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz and his mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are
you from:		Dunks Green
Comments:Local Tories seem somewhat subdued and quiet at the moment. Has Pan Wlodarczyk temporarily retired with a golden handshake? No longer Wonder Boy, I've heard he might be making a hyped-up return as The Man with the Golden Arm. I wonder what Sue will make of that?
June 16, 2019 19:15:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Modesty forbids responding to the last comment, but I will probably frame it, or just send it to my legion of detractors
June 11, 2019 07:39:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : Were you an outstanding pupil in English Language Composition at John Fisher School? Have you considered writing books - if you ever get the time! You are so interesting, so different, so talented, so funny, so hard working....to be continued!! Previous BGPC Chairmen pale in comparison. Many, many thanks!!
June 8, 2019 19:39:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian the creepy clown
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:How old is Miss WS in that light blue cardigan and top? She looks about 46/47 (years of age). Nice neckline and smile. How much would an autographed photo cost?
June 8, 2019 18:12:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian the creepy clown
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mrs. S : It looks like hubby needs a nice soft seat, while non-stop pedalling his moped. Got to protect the jewels.
June 6, 2019 14:16:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Malling
Comments:Yep, TMBC in deep sh*t. It smells like they've been on a diet rich in broccoli, Heinz baked beans, pears, prune juice, and sulphur tablets. Starting to see more people wear those Chinese combo gas/smog masks.
June 6, 2019 13:41:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian the creepy clown
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mrs. S : If your better half really is a right ar***ole; I can get you a good deal on a half pick-up truck load of Viagra. It might help. Best of luck.
June 5, 2019 05:12:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian the creepy clown
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Who removed my short trousers all those years ago - when I came out of The Harrow, half-cut? Miss WS wouldn't have done that, would she? And why do I look a foot taller in that Boro' Green High Street photo?
June 5, 2019 04:06:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian the creepy clown
Email:
Where are
you from:		Early every morning, BG High Street
Comments:I don't mind what they call me, as long as it's not late for breakfast. If there's no one around - would a certain lady like a ride on my bike? It's got a nice soft seat.
June 4, 2019 18:25:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter H.
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Hill View, BG
Comments:Margaret P. Ow often I've fought of that Saturday night/ When we ad our last rendezvous; And someow I wondered if you might/ By some chance be finking of it too? PS. If I could ave me time over again/ would ave done fings differently. Don't ryme - but it's true.
June 3, 2019 03:00:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Sam Bassett-Pepper
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dot : On the Wrotham School playground, Georgie Salt said I couldn't punch me way out of a wet paper bag. E was right. I ad Ruth Mitchell from Plaxtol protectin me. She was the best girl fighter in the school. And she won the girls Kent Schools throwin the javelin in 1956 - that woulda come in andy. You ad to know the right people in those days.
June 2, 2019 22:17:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Sam Bassett-Pepper
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dot : I eard yoo got a nice pair a blue tits in your gardin. I'll ave to walk by wiv my binoculars. I'm gettin reely excited.
May 30, 2019 17:48:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Sexy Mr. Xy
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Don't overdo telling her how beautiful she is Johnny. Think of my feelings....all my years of secret suffering. I'm starting to think of the future now - and getting into the same Old Folk's Home as her. Fingers and toes crossed - the best years of my life are still to come. WHOOPEEE!!!
May 29, 2019 20:53:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Johnny Winter
Email:
Where are
you from:		former Shoreham hearthrob, and friend of Kenny Dearing.
Comments:Wendy S. Is Fiona O'Shea related to Two-ton Tessie O'Shea? She's right - you were/are quite the looker - and then some!!
May 26, 2019 20:11:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Sexy Mr. Xy
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham School/ Wrotham School '65
Comments:WENDY S. It's heart crushing to think you could be so ecstatic about a victory in Cookie Jam...and not realise I exist. It was like a relationship to me. big boys don't cry/ big boys don't cry/ big boys don't cry...
May 26, 2019 18:11:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Sexy Mr. Xy
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham School 1965
Comments:WENDY S. 10 years after I was thinking about you, and lying to myself. I'm not in love/ So don't forget it/ It's just a silly phase I'm going through. I'm not in love/ I'm not in love.
May 26, 2019 03:12:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Sexy Mister Xy.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham School 1965 (I walked a little when I ran).
Comments:WENDY S. I've never forgotten you. I'm getting a little (a lot) grey now, and still kind to animals. I was always trying to stand near you - a shame if I'm unmemorable! A late bloomer - I'm more exciting now! And run a little when I walk.
May 25, 2019 19:22:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Sam Bassett-Pepper
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:DOT : Yeah, I went darn a village all n dun my bit too. Does Nige's norf n sarf still turn yoo on? Probly gang n mob to yoo, ay?
May 24, 2019 18:13:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike 198
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green and Proud
Comments:Yes, Elaine, that was definitely me in 198, probably about 28 then, only smoking Old Holborn, as I have since I was 13, but always steered clear of the wacky baccy when driving - cool head and all that. Still wearing the same cool shades, although now with MUCH stronger lenses. I was once presented a cup at the annual party, as the "Nearly Man", I had nearly won more destruction Derbyies than anyone else, I had the unfortunate habit of getting over excited, and destroying my car, which would expire in a cloud of smoke and someone else went on to win. Good fun though. Jackie had a go as well for a couple of years, quite successful in Ladies Races.
May 24, 2019 07:27:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Francis Hyde-White
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dot Dave : I bet those Salt brothers can't run as fast as me. And how hard were they? How would they have fared against Mighty Mike Taylor, Mozzie Garrett, Colin Scott, and Moe Tebb? And current Thai boxer, Pan Wlodarczyk? I would put my money on running faster than all of them.
May 23, 2019 20:50:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Francis Hyde-White
Email:
Where are
you from:		I might vote for removing Tories from BG and Ightham Common
Comments:Dot Dave : Tho' I looked only 52 up to a year ago, I am the above-named one. Now and again, the Flood Bros. were pulling knives and threatening panic stricken pensioners, upstairs on the last bus. Part of their defence was that the senior citizens shouldn't still be up that time of night. Court cases were reported in the KM and Sevenoaks Chronicle. They were neighbours of Tony, Bob and Mike Ladbrook, David and Ann Shaw, Jock Jack's kids, Tommy Young, and Brian Stiance from the Fen Pond Road council houses. How long have you been married? My relation hasn't left yet, finished off the chocolate biscuits.....
May 23, 2019 20:07:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		I'm only voting for the IAK Party this month
Comments:Thanks for responding, and so swiftly. I thought their sister's names wouldn't be mentioned. Probably too pretty to be interested in me, anyway. Weren't D, J and D scared, when the Flood brothers were upstairs on the last bus from Sevenoaks on Saturday/Sunday nights? A relation's just coming - got to borrow some milk and sugar.....
May 23, 2019 15:55:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vote Brexit Party
Comments:Francis Hyde-White….So you have been married 43 years, I cannot imagine being with one person for that length of time but congratulations anyway……….. George Salt has two brothers, John and David. In their time their reputation in Ightham and Borough Green was notorious and anyone brave enough to get involved with their sisters really needed their heads seen to. You did not mess with that family
May 23, 2019 10:22:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:Streaker the Guv'nor. Mike, was that really you in winning car No. 198? I believe it - how old were you? And where is the non-alcoholic champagne and your adoring young lady fans? - Or were you completely dedicated to your driving and smoking? What were you smoking, by the way?
May 22, 2019 18:13:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Francis Hyde-White
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly BG High Street
Comments:Dot Dave : Been together 43 years now, Wow....and you're both still so young. So who was/is closely related to Georgie Salt (b. 1941 or 2)? I used to know. Sometimes I think I'm losing it quite rapidly; then remember the brain is forming until the age of 26, and I've experienced similar things before. Course it was girls, girls, girls early on; but a lot more thinking about them than action.
May 22, 2019 00:39:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dot Dave. I suppose you saw mention of the generations of King family blacksmiths at "Peter King : Leigh Blacksmith : 1936-2014."? A photo shows Peter's Dad, Charlie, working in Leigh Forge, 1958. "He worked mainly at Hyders Forge in Plaxtol, but used to help out at Leigh, often on Saturdays." The photo looks almost posed - he looks clean and smart, unlike at Hyders. And it was before the droopy arse trousers style came in - sticking the waist and midriff forward a little can enhance that style too, can't it?
May 21, 2019 19:53:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Joined everyone here in Never Never Land
Comments:Charlie Bone who worked in Plaxtol Bakery was Fred Bones brother. There was also Mary Bone who lived in Shipbourne who married Jock Syme. The mother of these three Bones originally lived in a house close to Hyders and her husband was the Plaxtol policeman who committed suicide…………………………………………………………………………………….. Dave’s trousers are called the droopy arse style, he can still be seen shuffling around Borough Green, stopping every so often and pulling them up, not unlike Frank Whiffen, who used to live next door to Caines and was often seen wandering about in a cloth cap and dirty raincoat with his toe-less socks that were tucked into his trousers, only he would stop to tuck his socks in
May 21, 2019 09:49:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dot Dave : Hyders Plaxtol/couldn't find it at first. But what coincidences! Dave was good looking as well as talented, wasn't he. Well, still is. Looking at the buttocks area of Dave's trousers - what was that style called? I expect Doreen and Pauline Bear were married by that time. Do you know if John Martin was related to Pincher Martin (born early 1940's)? Forgotten his Christian name. Pincher's parents had a shop up from the Papermaker's Arms. Do you know if "Uncle" Fred Bone was related to Charlie "Bunny" Bone (born 1940)? In 1975, Bunny took 8 wickets for 22 runs for Plaxtol CC versus Basted CC. I thought Dot might be interested! Thank you!
May 20, 2019 19:31:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Over a year fine tuning then!! "5 April 2018" "I am standing in Tonbridge and Malling Borough Council Election on 3rd May 2019 to be Borough Councillor for Borough Green and Long Mill." "We have brilliant Conservative Team for election in May 2019."
May 19, 2019 21:00:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sorry Mike. Not many I've spoken to think he would have been elected as an Independent, either.
May 19, 2019 09:28:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Some felt that rubbing shoulders with his High Powered friends; receiving their praise/support on video; went to his head. Had visions of something big as a Tory - running before he could walk. A long way to go.
May 19, 2019 09:12:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:The sad fact about Bart was that if he had stayed with us, and ran as we planned in Wrotham with Scott, we would have had more resources to make a good campaign in Wrotham, and he would now likely be an elected Independent, instead of a failed Tory. His betrayal cost him dear.
May 19, 2019 07:45:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicholas Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Ightham and East Comp
Comments:Re : Pan Wlodarczyk 'wanting a career in politics.' Nowadays several interpretations can be made of that, a few almost opposite. Before the recent Election, I heard of him being called the Boy Wonder, the 'next big thing.' Following the wise input from his High Powered friends, he narrowly avoided being the 'wooden spoonist.' I see him now referred to as Pan Wlodarczyk. I wonder how that will affect the commencement of his "career" path?
May 16, 2019 19:49:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A few have told me that despicable has a far more severe meaning now, than when I was younger. OK, a little less than despicable then!
May 15, 2019 17:01:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
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Comments:"ELECTION SKULDUGGERY" Great reporting Mike. My psoriasis flares up, reading about those despicable people and the 'dirty tricks' they get up to. Keep up the good work. We are with you all the way.
May 15, 2019 16:10:48 (GMT Time)


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Comments:DOT : Ave you gone into ibernation? That fairy darn the bottom of your gardin sgot Wendy's face, innit?
May 14, 2019 20:49:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
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Comments:Some penny-pinching people believe that buying thin, low-strength toilet paper is totally acceptable. Never shake hands with these people.
May 14, 2019 04:24:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
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you from:		Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted.
Comments:City & Guilds of London Institute. Let it be known, that Pan Wlodarczyk passed in the FIRST class in the year 2018 the Final Examination in Shaking Hands.
May 13, 2019 22:21:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Black Sheep
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Comments:Just checked. For 8 years, they saved up a small amount of money and were married in 1933 - less than 25 years old.
May 13, 2019 15:58:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Black Sheep
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you from:		Greener pastures, Hamlet of Button's Bourne
Comments:My Mum was from Ightham. Dad from the Barracks, Station Rd., BG. Mum's sister said, as if that wasn't bad enough, if she'd married someone from Chapel Street the family would have disowned her. 1920's.
May 13, 2019 14:29:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Bob Ladbrook
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you from:		West Malling
Comments:Dot : I assume your name is Dorothy. My aunt's name was Dorothy, and she was called Dof. Many moons ago she lived next to The Cobtree, Ightham. What's it like being a fairy?
May 12, 2019 22:07:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Sam Bassett-Pepper
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you from:		Nearby the "Old House at Home," Redwell Lane, Ightham.
Comments:DOT : OO izat fairy wiv the cleavage in the gardin? Looks quite young.
May 12, 2019 19:03:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Yolanda Squatpump
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you from:		Vigo Village
Comments:Why doesn't Pan Wlodarczyk wear gloves like the Queen? I mean, he is continuously shaking hands, and you don't know where those hands have been. Or his hands come to that. Just a thought. Nice white gloves like the Queen wears, would go with his white shirt.
May 12, 2019 06:07:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. Wonderful
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Comments:Mike : You wish! Mrs. Dot Dave looks a bit of alright eh! And that expression! Posh wallpaper. What does she do with Henry? And where's Dave? He hasn't taken off for Cyprus already, has he?
May 11, 2019 21:01:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz
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Comments:He shakes hands more times than I break wind.
May 11, 2019 16:26:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
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Comments:If Pan Wlodarczyk hadn't declined joining the Independent Alliance (Kent) Party, would his position have been Head Hand Shaker? His right arm is getting like Popeye's.
May 11, 2019 14:32:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
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Comments:"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." -Robert Kennedy. And this inspires Pan Wlodarczyk. Watch out for your job, Mike. He means business!!
May 11, 2019 05:12:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
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Comments:Does Pan Wlodarczyk play chess?
May 11, 2019 01:50:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
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you from:		Sheet Hill, Plaxtol
Comments:Re : Dr. W. F. (Ladies prefer to call him that) of Downtown Dunks Green. Did you know that his dog Sue can play chess? Oh yes. But his brother generally wins.
May 11, 2019 01:40:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
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you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Jim...Copy and paste this link into your browser.............. https://sites.google.com/view/3d-animated-gifs/info/hyders
May 10, 2019 09:29:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:Perhaps we need a party section called IAK9, for Sue and her friends, but not the little bugger that bit my fingers first day of campaigning - obviously a Tory. And Dot, Jackie won't let me out door to door, too much temptation with all you lonely housewives. Got to go now, do a bit more Tory gloating, jeering through their letterboxes
May 10, 2019 06:39:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz
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you from:		Dunks Green
Comments:You know my dog Sue is almost human. Well more human than a Tory. She clued on to the fact that I had compared her abilities to those of Pan Wlodarczyk. And she is really offended. While I'm returning from The Kentish Rifleman, she hasn't come up to greet me wagging her tail, since the May 8th comment. I think she's telling me she wants a lifetime membership in the Independent Alliance (Kent) Party for her birthday next week. And then she will forgive me. Well, she is well worth it. And she will be a huge credit to the Party, too. I am extremely proud of her.
May 10, 2019 00:55:52 (GMT Time)


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Comments:-and meeting friendly housewives. The only thing that kept me going at Wrotham Sec. Mod., was talking to the Bear twins, Doreen and Pauline, at playtimes. Their Dad, Ted Bear, was a foreman at The Spoute. Gotta go now. Someone's been banging on the door for 7 minutes. 'Bye for now.
May 9, 2019 22:19:27 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Dot and Dave : During the times I was mentioning, it wasn't called Landway Farm. The name probably came from the public footpath that ran from Basted Lane, north through the woodland above Basted sewer beds. 'Gentleman Farmer' Leslie Packham was the owner of the farm. He was Chief Dental Surgeon at Middlesex Hospital. The Basted Lane/Winfield Lane road junction was the centre of Claygate Cross. When it moved southwards it increased the value of the Star & Garter. Several years earlier, Joe Ashdown from Ightham had met widow Mrs. Pegrum and moved in with her at the Star. During hop picking time, did you have a knees up with pickers from South East London on Star Saturday nights. Someone told me there was a history of Hyders of Plaxtol, written by a Donald Sutton. Any relation? Hyders were cheap at The Spoute. Their designer worked for peanuts and was living in one of their tied cottages. He quit and became a milkman; working for more money; getting fresh air and exercise - and
May 9, 2019 22:08:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
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you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Jim….We know how to say piss off in Greek but we never visit the North side of the island so our Turkish is non-existent………. Dave was just slightly older than Jill and knew her as a teenager but he was very shy and only admired her from afar, not only that, he worked with her father and the young David Hyder who took Dave under his wing and taught him many things, miserable sod that he was……. Every late Summer Dave would go apple picking on Landway farm, picking the Russets…….We also have very happy memories of the Star and Garter when Lod and Val owned it…….We reserve the right to say piss off to Conservative candidates and Jehovah’s Witnesses but I don’t think you are either of those.
May 9, 2019 09:15:43 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Mr. John Barden was the landlord of the Chequers. How are the Salts doing? With all that publicity/advertising on social media, I would think the tiling wizard will have half of BG and Long Mill covered before too long. Well, I'll let you go for now Dot and Dave. Before you tell me to piss off.
May 8, 2019 22:05:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
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Comments:Dot and Dave, great to hear from you! Have you also learnt to say piss off in Turkish? I well remember the youngest child in the family, Jill Masters, but as a young girl attending BG Primary and Maidstone Grammar for Girls. Later I used to hear about her - from her Mum Muriel, nee-Crowhurst, talking to my Mum. If you've got a photo of Pretty Jill, can you get BG's greatest ever PC Chairman to put it up at this World Class website? Lou's face looked like a chimney sweep's when he was walking to his home next to Winfield Guest House. His father Alf, was working manager of the large Winfield Farm. Retired 'Old Dave' Hyder, who started Hyder's Coachworks, lived in a bungalow down a driveway opposite 'High Crouch,' where Miss Keith-Lucas lived. 'Young Dave' Hyder, his son, took over the Company round about 1948/49. Of course, Hyder's Wrought Ironworks was at The Spoute, Plaxtol. Old Dave owned the area of land on which his home and the forge stood, opposite the Chequers pub. Mr.
May 8, 2019 21:53:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot Dave
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Comments:Jim Douglas… We are pleased to tell you that Dot and Dave are still alive and that Dave is still making his strange animations. We would like to point out that we spend a quarter of our life on holiday in Cyprus and have learned a little Greek, which would not be of much use to us in Malta. Dave has some very happy memories of Crouch and particularly Jill Masters who was a very pretty young lady. Her father Lou was a blacksmith in the Hyders forge there. We would like to give our congratulations to the Independent Alliance, Dot was a little disappointed that the glamour boy did not knock on her door to canvas for her vote, in fact no one knocked on our door apart from the Jehovah’s witnesses so we told them to piss off instead
May 8, 2019 13:32:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz
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you from:		Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:Following promotional video with his Power Friends, Pan Wlodarczyk only secured 13 more votes than Matt Botten. That is pathetic. My mongrel dog Sue could have done better, but she is one quarter Parisienne Poodle.
May 8, 2019 07:59:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim
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Comments:Power without wisdom collapses under its own weight. Horace. Sounds something like the Conservative Party!
May 7, 2019 18:25:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
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you from:		Crouch
Comments:Mike, You and the Independent Alliance Party are still all the talk at the adjoining borders of Platt and Plaxtol Parishes. WELL DONE! And to ALL THE POSITIVE VOTERS, of course! Cryptic? - Several of us oldsters don't have a clue when you and Don Sutton talk about some of that modernish stuff. We find it interesting and enjoyable if you explain it! We miss seeing the Dot and Dave submittals now and again. They spend a quarter of the year in Malta, don't they? Everyone admires their artwork. He doesn't like it if you don't leave your Email does he? And if 'transparency' is lacking. Some of us are shy, too! All the best!
May 7, 2019 15:02:41 (GMT Time)


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Comments:At Johnson's they used to put a coin in the juke box, ride to Farningham Roundabout - through plenty of traffic - through red lights, and have to be back at the café before the record ended. It was out and out chicken. I remember 2 ton-uppers not turning up at Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club. They were killed on Death Hill the previous evening. That was in 1957.
May 7, 2019 04:57:10 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Dear Happy, Cryptic? Did you see the photo of him smashing that punch bag? I'm not saying his real name. I want to keep my good looks!
May 6, 2019 22:53:19 (GMT Time)


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Comments:And second best BGPC Chairman, was Col. Frank Griggs. He lived at Pine Close, Crouch Lane. His stepdaughter was my girlfriend for a while. She married 'Checker' Johnson from the well-known biker's café at West Kingsdown. Born with a greasy spoon in his mouth!
May 6, 2019 21:52:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
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Comments:Mike Taylor is the best Borough Green Parish Council Chairman during the last 85 years. And I'll drink to that. But I've been celebrating since Friday. Anyone got any spare change?
May 6, 2019 18:49:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
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you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:Quote from Boy Wonder : We have brilliant Conservative team for Election May 2, 2019. Maybe he was thinking about the brilliant white shirt he would be wearing. Well done Mike, and your brilliant Independent Alliance mates - a STUNNING HUGE DEFEAT on the Tories!!
May 6, 2019 18:23:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Happy
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you from:		Borough Green and PROUD
Comments:Dear All, thanks to all of you for your very kind if occasionally cryptic comments, greatly appreciated - it is support like that that wiped out the opposition, never expected a landslide. But now its back to work. Still Happy
May 6, 2019 06:42:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
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Comments:They called him Happy Taylor in the Army, but look at him NOW! Not that there's anything you can do about it but the Office for National Statistics found that there were more happy people ages 65 to 84 than in other age groups. And here is Triumphant, Happy Mike in his 74th year! You must find life great Mike!? We are all very happy for you!
May 6, 2019 03:32:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Alan Rattray
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you from:		Formerly Hill View [then named Plough Terrace], Basted.
Comments:Re : Dog poo on the parks/public spaces/sports grounds in the BG area. The thing is Boy Wonder, the grass that you walk on is coated with pet poo - even if you do not notice it. When you get home smell the bottom of your shoes. We do not want BG area public spaces to be like parks in Prague/Prag/Praha, for example. Residents from there enjoy visiting London, partly to sit on the grass. You will be Old Boy Wonder, way before most local pet owners change their ways.
May 5, 2019 18:44:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Reg Rowbottom
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Comments:Wise men learn many things from their enemies. Aristophanes. CONGRATULATIONS! Supermike, you are a genius! GO - INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE PARTY - GO!!
May 5, 2019 11:10:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
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Comments:Att : Sheila Kleiman from Canada. Re : L. W. Peirce Domestic & General Stores, Sevenoaks Rd., BG - owned by your grandparents. It was continued into the early 1970's by your aunt, Mrs. J. M. C. Travers. She lived adjoining the store with her son Noel (born Christmas Day, 1940) and her daughter Maureen. You mentioned it as being a little shop. The stock included groceries, cigarettes, confectionary, ironmongery, china, paint, distemper, wallpaper, hardware, tools, leather, blue paraffin and Valor oil stoves.
May 4, 2019 22:41:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
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Comments:We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future. George Bernard Shaw. GO - INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE PARTY - GO!!
May 1, 2019 20:11:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
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you from:		Basted Bamboo Co. tied cottage
Comments:Lets hope the non-thinking, dumbed down supporters of the Boy Wonder stay at home tomorrow night. It rains or something.
May 1, 2019 15:11:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
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you from:		West Malling
Comments:"...you have no idea how many are having a jolly good laugh at your expense." BG doesn't have time warp squares talking like that, do they? She's been yapping for over 2 years now - if she can shake hands, she might get taken on as a trainee Tory. They start off, making tea and cucumber sandwiches. Jolly good, eh. What?! Boy Wonder says that quite well.
May 1, 2019 01:10:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
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Comments:This is a farce! Where would the Boy Wonder be without his High Powered friends? They and his 'supporters' need to stop this obvious pretending. Somebody contact wardrobe - the emperor has no clothes.
April 29, 2019 20:30:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher
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you from:		Plaxtol
Comments:Wotcher Mike. Overheard in The Plough, Basted. That you could have Canned Heat's "Let's Work Together," and the boy wonder have The Shakers' Merseybeat sound, blaring away on Thursday evening. Wouldn't want to miss that!
April 28, 2019 20:00:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher
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Comments:I wonder who will finish botten of the candidates? I'm not sure how good Matt is at shaking hands.
April 27, 2019 18:43:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher Martin
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Comments:There is going to be a competitive event for hand shaking at the 2020 Summer Olympics in Japan. I know where the boy wonder will be going on holiday next year.
April 27, 2019 16:45:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:Whilst the "adverse" comments have lessened in recent months, the one below is interesting: If indeed I am inventing all these multiple personalities to create a mood of local support, them perhaps the detractor is also a figment of my imagination, my conscience, my Jiminy Cricket?
April 27, 2019 07:40:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick Bassett
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you from:		West Malling
Comments:Mike, The commenter who accused you of using multiple personalities; who herself uses multiple, multiple personalities; is thought to be Ms. Julia Sanderson. I sincerely hope the Independent Alliance (Kent) Party wipes the floor with the Tories on May 2nd. All the Best!!
April 27, 2019 05:01:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. Wonderful
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Comments:Mike : Those other cranky outbursts were hers as well, of course. I think she's still gorging on unhealthy Haagen-Dazs ice cream, from Sainsbury's. That doesn't help.
April 27, 2019 01:00:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. Wonderful, that's me.
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you from:		BG Village
Comments:Amongst many other cranky outbursts, this loner is the one who said you are Fred Anonymous, Mike. Most seem to have got used to the person by now, and think you will get her vote!
April 26, 2019 21:56:29 (GMT Time)


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Comments:The only one who is sick, Mike Taylor, is you. Get help. What a dickhead, using multiple personalities to promote yourself yet you have no idea how many are having a jolly good laugh at your expense.
April 26, 2019 20:23:55 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Re : The dumped Tory banner in Station Road. Are those, torn separate, four letters at the right pronounced sick?
April 26, 2019 15:37:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Pincher Martin
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Comments:Yes, those High Powered friends ARE poor at hiding their embarrassment. Especially prior to this important May 2nd election. Oh Goody!
April 26, 2019 06:20:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Boris
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Comments:That was Why 'When...' and why 'do...'
April 25, 2019 21:38:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Boris
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Comments:When endorsing their boy wonder, who has to learn a bit more to become an effective Parish Councillor, do those High Powered friends appear to be embarrassed?
April 25, 2019 21:20:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Boris Johnson
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Comments:Re : The Tory banner spotted in the gutter in Station Road. The man in the middle; how low can you get, to craftily advertise all of your eggs in one basket!? Is that panicking, to pick up any odd vote that they can?
April 25, 2019 17:17:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Yvonne
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Comments:Wow! Even to me that is so interesting. I'm just imagining the wide variety of questions that you might have asked Vic, and been asked yourself, about everything that you have mentioned. There is so much there. Thank you.
April 25, 2019 00:07:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Borough Gren and Proud
Comments:I only ever went to the café as a tipper driver, and there were definitely no romantic attractions to ARC drivers, although they were good mates. Small world story - When I started with ARC, I was sent out with an old boy called Vic. I had met him while I was in the Army, refurbishing Monty's Command Vehicle (Bedford QL). Vic was called in to advise me on the layout, because he was Monty's truck driver during the North Africa campaign.
April 24, 2019 08:50:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Yvonne
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Comments:The small café was quite new when we left the Spring Tavern, Mike. A decade and a half before yourself and Jackie started courting, I should think. Have you managed to retrieve a memory or two of taking Jackie in there for a cuppa tea? If you did, I hope you found it romantic - then and now!
April 23, 2019 00:32:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Hi Yvonne, my family historian, Jackie, remembers clearly that it was Dudley and Peg, but can't remember a surname. She can remember her Aunt Doll swigging whiskey and chatting to Michael Stone. We do remember the Spring Tavern, we went there a couple of times when we were courting. Am I right in remembering a small wooden shack that was a café ? Thanks for the good wishes for the election, it amazes me how much support we are getting.
April 22, 2019 06:44:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Yvonne Drinkwater (maiden name)
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you from:		My parents ran the former Spring Tavern, Nepicar
Comments:Hi Mike, Some of us are still wondering if Dud and Peg were the names of the landlord and lady at the Railway Hotel, during the late 1960s. You came up with those names, followed by a question mark, at the History of BG/Photos website. Can you please confirm - followed by their surname, if possible? All the very best wishes for the upcoming election. It's fun to watch the Independent Alliance (Kent) Party on their path to greatness, most certainly in my eyes, while carrying out the so meaningful work you are doing. Thank you so much!
April 22, 2019 01:12:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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you from:		Website
Comments:And whilst I get on well with Harry, many older readers will remember that Harry and his gang were the successful opponents of our beloved Borough Green Bypass, which they killed in 2007.
April 20, 2019 06:20:36 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Just a little thing - I did mean to say 'several years,' or even a 'few,' rather than 'years.' Don't want to sound like a Tory!
April 19, 2019 23:29:56 (GMT Time)


Name:'Pincher' Martin
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you from:		The Spoute, Plaxtol
Comments:May 2nd - Fascinatingly poised. The Tonbridge, Edenbridge and Malling Conservatives have unsuccessfully been trying to knock off Mike for years. It seemed like they almost gave up at times. Putting all of their eggs into one basket, they have Harry Rayner trying to edge into the Independent Alliance (Kent) votes out there. Stop him/them! Harry is Treasurer for the Tonbridge, E. and M. Conservative Association. They shudder to hear 'BGGC' mentioned, and steer well clear now of the term 'Slips.' Going by the Tory spin, you would think that Harry is Tim, Wendy and Mike rolled into one. Just make sure you vote, and don't let Harry pick up a single vote which should be going to our Independent Alliance (Kent) Party. Have a nice weekend!
April 19, 2019 23:08:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Hi Ron, never pays to be superconfident, I've only got to say the wrong thing on Facebook a few days before, and ….. However, this is the best chance we have ever had of making Borough Green and Longmill a Conservative Developer free zone, a little rebellious enclave, surrounded by colourful butterflies and eternal sunshine.
April 9, 2019 06:53:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron :
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Comments:Hope you're feeling superconfident leading up to May 2nd, Supermike. I'm sure you will embrace any butterflies, and use the slight pressure to your advantage! GO - Independent Alliance Party - GO!!
April 8, 2019 17:01:52 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Seconds after I wrote 1958 for "Butterfly," I realised it should be 1957. I've sure regretted not changing it! Seems like 'dozens' have reminded me of it appearing with other big '57 hits by Buddy Holly & The Crickets, Elvis Presley, The Everly Brothers, Paul Anka, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sam Cooke, and Chuck Berry, to name so few - on Wally Wicken's jukebox, at Wally's Café, by Station Approach, BG. Actually, it was the version by Charlie Gracie on Wally's jukebox - not by Andy Williams.
April 7, 2019 20:42:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron
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Comments:While in his "larval stage," Ross spent many happy hours fishing at Long Pond, catching rudd; seeing the very big carp, but never catching one. He was enamoured with butterflies. I quite liked the 1958 Andy Williams recording of "Butterfly." I assume Ross did too. When he immigrated to the Ottawa area of Canada in 1962(?), he was soon learning how to identify the much larger suite of North American species he could find there, while developing a personal collection with more than 1,000 specimens. In 1998, he co-authored the definitive "Butterflies of Canada."
April 6, 2019 05:54:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
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Comments:Ross Layberry. So : The Cunninghams. Your Nan, Emily Ford; Great-Aunt, Lilie Bennett; Christine and Alan Fuller's Grandmother, Nelly Fuller - were sisters. Glen and Roy Cunningham's Dad, was their brother. It takes some working out!!
April 5, 2019 14:04:53 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Ross. Re : Your previously mentioned comment. You were Miss Griffin's star pupil during the 1949-50 school year. It was the Festival of Britain in 1951. You commenced attending The Judd School in September, 1950. Alan had left same, a year later.
April 5, 2019 00:15:29 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Ross : More is coming back to me, that I heard in the past. The best man didn't turn up for the wedding, well soon enough - and Alan's Dad, Alf, took over the duties. When asked, "Do you take this woman to be...?" The bridegroom replied, "Yes please."
April 4, 2019 22:04:59 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Ross : So I'm pretty sure now, I think! that Glen and Roy's Dad was the brother of your Nan - Emily, and your Auntie Liley. It was a long time ago, wasn't it!
April 4, 2019 21:38:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
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Comments:Ross Layberry. I noticed your comment on another BG website. In 1948? - do you remember a wedding reception being held at your home, No. 2 Tollgate Estate? While everyone else was at Church, yourself and Robin started breaking off and eating little, then larger, pieces of icing sugar decorations from the large wedding cake. By the time everyone arrived from Church, the cake was so naked. The remaining support columns were very noticeable! But no one noticed! Glen and Roy Cunningham from Wrotham Heath were at the wedding. They were closely related to your Nan - Emily, and Auntie Liley. It was Alan Fuller at Judd School. Yourself and Robin picked strawberries with his Dad at Claygate Cross, Crouch - the summer of 1954 or 55. It was piece-work, I believe you ate almost as much as the amount you were paid for picking.
April 4, 2019 17:32:05 (GMT Time)


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Comments:I've been told by a neighbour (an arrival from Plumstead) that my name should have been spelt 'Emm.' I wonder how many Emmas and Emilys there are now, in the BG area? I ceased being a fan of 'Wendy,' when millions of Chinese started calling their daughters Jennifer/Jenny or Wendy. But I'm now FULLY back on board, with Wendy Palmer a member of The Independent Alliance (Kent) Party. Looking at her photo, my son said she looks younger than his daughter!
April 3, 2019 17:22:01 (GMT Time)


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Comments:I'm getting way up there in age now! Hardly anyone has ever known me other than as Em. My name is Emma. I'm told that Emma is the most popular girl's name in America, and Emily is fifth in England. What is the world coming to! I have always disliked both names.
April 3, 2019 03:17:29 (GMT Time)


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Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly more rural areas of Platt and Plaxtol Parishes
Comments:'Me' : Early 60's. Partisan : "one a dem darn Torys." And : "Do you like dem Beadaws, Ulan?" I'm told I used to speak like that. I did NOT! They are exaggerating!
April 2, 2019 17:06:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hmm... How much of an obstacle on May 2nd, Mike? The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. Moliere. Best of luck!!
April 1, 2019 15:51:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:Hi Mike. Was that really you, skinny dipping with Canned Heat fans at Woodstock '69? It sure looks like a good looking, 24 years old you, on YouTube. Who woulda thunk you would become such a popular, still young looking, OUTSTANDING Parish Council Chairman? I'm thinking that in the future, an annual BG 'Mike Taylor Day,' should be held on your birthday.
March 31, 2019 22:32:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I was a Canned Heat fan, too. They changed these websites a few years back, but before that you could put in music clips as the page loaded, and "Let's Work Together" was a regular favourite. On the same theme, we have had dozens of people volunteering to deliver leaflets, I think that indicates a lot of people are fed up. Interesting times!
March 31, 2019 07:50:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Neil
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Tim, Wendy, Scott and Mike, et al. "Come on, Come on, Let's work together." I recollect hearing Canned Heat singing same, at this website, about 5 or 6 years ago. Been waiting to hear them again ever since!
March 31, 2019 05:01:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Neil
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:That was The Independent Alliance (Kent) Party, OF COURSE!!
March 29, 2019 21:13:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Neil Dunford
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Every election is determined by the people who show up. VOTE FOR THE INDEPENDENT PARTY CANDIDATES. Let's make it truly worthwhile on May 2nd!!
March 29, 2019 21:02:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Janet
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : I'm told that 'dynamite' expression hasn't arrived on the scene here yet. To tone it down - in the very least, the ladies will be extremely impressed, overwhelmed and highly excited by the new haircut. Not that they would be, literally - blown up and away.
March 29, 2019 05:32:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Janet Westwood
Email:
Where are
you from:		Trottiscliffe
Comments:Mike : You are a respected leader, who exhibits the qualities of a good statesman. I've no doubt you will look statesman-like at the upcoming election. Many women adore seeing a man blush. You have great hair. You could adjust it to Richard Gere's peppery texture style he had in the 1990's. Cut it short. Have the ends of the hair textured. Don't wash it too much, or it might stick straight out. Hair that's slightly dirty will hold its bedhead style better. You can add mousse or texturizing spray if it starts to look too feathery. You will be dynamite, especially with the ladies. All the very best, May 2nd.
March 28, 2019 20:19:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG & Proud
Comments:Steady, Ladies, I blush easily, and I need to look Statesman-like for the coming election.....
March 27, 2019 07:33:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Susan Everett
Email:
Where are
you from:		Addington, Kent
Comments:Dear 'Highly intelligent, good looking and sexy.' You are way too modest. Your popularity seems to be increasing exponentially. Already notable it is felt that, no doubt, you will become legendary. I am a grandmother, and my granddaughter is also a great fan of yours. It's so amazing nowadays how young ladies think - that fit, mature, experienced men like yourself - are so cute. 74 years of age this year - men (some!) have never appeared to be so young at this stage of their life. Thank you so much for your admirable efforts.
March 25, 2019 20:17:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Beryl
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : You are a superb web host, blog author, commenter, PC Chairman, raconteur, after dinner speaker, and so on. And delightfully devilish! MANY THANKS!! PS. Don't spend all your money this weekend. I can't find an INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE tee-shirt - I'm getting to like the name! You are a wonderful promoter, also.
March 16, 2019 15:50:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:PLEASE don't ask for a name change, you wouldn't believe the hoops we had to jump through to get that far. But I did quite like the Independent Movement Party, that would make us the "IMPS", and I often feel quite devilish.
March 16, 2019 07:52:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Beryl Kemp
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:The Independent Movement Party, or The Unity Movement Party. Forward movement by Independents opposing e.g., BG Garden City and other important local issues.
March 16, 2019 02:28:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Reg Rowbottom
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:INDEPENDENT UNITY MOVEMENT (KENT). I've just seen this, and haven't really analyzed it yet. But it sure stands out/sounds more zingy, than Independent Alliance (Kent). Or maybe I'm old fashioned, and The I.U.M. (Kent) Party is too long?
March 15, 2019 22:24:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hi! SuperGREATMike : That is thought, unofficially, to be a good name by several residents in the Long Mill Lane area, from the A25 to the former Winfield Farm oast houses. All done and dusted now, I suppose? Too late to consider a name change? Whatever, hopefully huge successes in store for OUR new Party, on May 2nd.
March 15, 2019 19:43:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hope you don't mind Mike, but I've heard some locals calling the new party : THE INDEPENDENT UNITY MOVEMENT (KENT) PARTY. They seem to like the sound of it. Lets hope no one registers the name. We could have it for the Reserve or Academy team!
March 14, 2019 23:17:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Anon
Email:Anon
Where are
you from:		Anon
Comments:Re: the old photographs Mike, thank you for your response on this point, it is appreciated. As a infrequent visitor to the site I was just surprised to see David Evan's photo still on the site. Thank you for the clarification.
March 14, 2019 15:51:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		BG & PROUD !!
Comments:A very good pint about the RIP pictures. They are all people whose deaths saddened me, important people to the village. And once the picture was posted, it seemed disrespectful to remove them again, almost as if we were deliberately forgetting them. However, had a clear out but a heartfelt RIP to them all. Regarding Tories support for BGGC - I presume many of them object, but the party line is support and they won't go against it. Still, we will find out on May 2nd. One reason for the high number of hits would clearly be the length of time they have all been running. What is worthy of note is that this site averages about 300 per day, and often hits 6-700 a day when a controversy arises. The community site runs slightly lower at 250-300, with peaks at 400 ish. The only time I remove posts here is if they are obvious spam, or really offensive.
March 14, 2019 09:33:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:VERY similar comment to one of Jan 13, 2019 which appeared elsewhere. Then disappeared a week or so later. What seems like a quarter of the comments, disappeared the following month. It's getting late...more yawns. Dobro noc, all.
March 14, 2019 00:26:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Horace Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Anon : SURELY that must be No. 60 by now? It sounds like typical you, anyway. How many websites have you set out to wreck now? Just thought after thought after.... Yawn...
March 13, 2019 21:03:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Anon
Email:anon
Where are
you from:		anon
Comments:Just wondering why there is a picture of David Evans on your website (on the right hand side of the home page)? What is the relevance, surely now he has passed away it is unsympathetic to keep it there, unless you say it is in his memory or something? Just a thought
March 13, 2019 09:48:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Just, how many, BG area Tories are against Borough Green Garden Shitty? A handful? What a crowd, the vast majority of them are. They make me vomit!
March 8, 2019 13:43:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Same Patricia....
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:WOW!! 779,635 hits on 3 sites... Well done! Way to go, Mike & Co.!!
March 7, 2019 18:30:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Bill Killick and Peter Coomber. See website mentioned in last post. At DOCS - (BG) Primary School miscellany. Left photo, 2nd from bottom. Teacher/BG Parish Council member - Mrs. Marjorie McAdam, nee-Anquetil/Miss Ketil - standing front row, right end. She was getting younger looking, nice photo of her.
March 4, 2019 13:59:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Ron Cripps
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fairseat
Comments:Richard Lamb - Re: BG Recreation Ground Memorial Pavilion. Your grandmother, Mrs. Hilda Percy, is shown digging the first spit of soil (on March 6th, 1955) at THEMED - Pavilion, History of BG/Photos website. Happy March everyone - almost Spring!
March 1, 2019 18:49:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Many thanks for the kind words, Patricia. As you probably know, we are just gearing up for the May election. Tim and I will be standing for Borough again, but now with Wendy Palmer alongside us. Wendy is a Platt Parish Councillor, and many will have seen her as our "moderator" at the many Borough Green Garden City Public meetings. We have actually registered a new Party, because we are aware that a "defrocked" Tory may try and stand as an Independent, perhaps hoping to persuade people he is one of us! If he is bad enough to be thrown out of the Tory Party...…...
February 16, 2019 08:44:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A few were unsure about this. It was referring to Mike and Tim being elected to BG Parish Council, 10 and a bit years ago. Long may they keep up their great work. Thanks Guys!!
February 10, 2019 03:27:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Patricia Wallace.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington On Sea.
Comments:Dear Happy, Congratulations to you and Tim on an emphatic election result, with the other runners not even being near. Only a shame that the turnout was so low, but in the winter on a cold working day, this was to be expected. Good luck in your roles. Isles Quarry, Isles Quarry, I-s-l-e-s Q-u-a-r-r-y. Regards, Patricia. XOXOX
February 8, 2019 18:13:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Johann Cummings.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Ellingham's, Mid Comp Farm Cottages.
Comments:That impressive versatility of Joe Average-Nutt : Each of his Ladyboyfriends and Gentlemangirlfriends wish to spend more time with him. Problems...sigh...problems.
February 2, 2019 17:52:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Pamela Bennett
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dear Highly intelligent, good looking & sexy....If you have holes in your pockets, I can repair same for you - complete with nicely coloured silk linings.
February 1, 2019 04:46:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Pamela Bennett
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:So modify Mike's gritter - to become a leakproof, mobile big bucket. Yes, dear Highly intelligent, good looking & sexy.... Modify Mike's gritter, to become a big bucket. And you borrow it. For gritting let Mike still use it, for gritting still use it. And dear Highly intelligent, good looking and sexy....You still borrow it, still borrow it.
February 1, 2019 04:16:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Highly intelligent, good looking & sexy.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hello Pamela. Yes! I do have bucketloads of money but alas, my buckets have holes in.
January 31, 2019 13:40:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Pamela Bennett
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green growth area
Comments:ATT : Highly intelligent, good looking & sexy. You sound male and scrumptious. Do you have bucket loads of charm and money? If you are female, my brother is extremely interested. We think you sound very nice to talk to, as well.
January 30, 2019 20:24:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Highly intelligent, good looking & sexy.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:RIP Celia. Lovely lady. Condolences to Karena.
January 30, 2019 11:11:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mrs. Joe Average-Nutt - I'm extremely sorry I got your name wrong. After those 77 years of eating red meat, I am definitely losing it.
January 29, 2019 02:00:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly of BG butcher shops fame
Comments:The previous comment is exceedingly interesting. I hadn't really thought about it. You are certainly no average, Mrs. Average Joe, Mrs. Average Joe-Nutt. Not sure if I've written that quite right, but 'bye for now. Hope Windmill Hill isn't slippery at the moment.
January 28, 2019 20:28:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Mrs. Joe Average-Nutt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:Are there any Gentlemangirls about?
January 28, 2019 18:15:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:How Long (Has This Been Going On)? In the BG area, alone, there have been a few Ladyboys. Not only Harold's part-time employee.
January 28, 2019 18:03:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:There have been a few questions about, "Ladyboy's about a mover." Ladyboy worked part-time with Harold Woodhams' moving company. And was a pretty good dancer too - could sure move it and a groove it. Everyone in Western Road knew that. And all who used Harold's services at some point, which was just about everyone in Borough Green and environs.
January 25, 2019 18:28:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Guten Morgen, Mr. Mike : You are so young and busy for your age. What, 74 this year? I see some others your age, and when they bend to tie their shoelaces they wonder what else they can do while they are down there. Birthdays are good for you too. Research has shown that the more you have, the longer you live. Have a nice weekend!
January 25, 2019 08:37:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:It is believed by some, that Nurse Stunt and Julia Sanderson (this website), and Anna Konig and Patricia Wallace (History of BG Photo Archive), are all the same person. Hmm, interesting. I enjoy both websites.
January 24, 2019 22:28:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Following on. Young Chief Fred Fudpucker : "What will be next - a mermaid?"
January 24, 2019 18:40:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Previous Ladyboy : youthful days in Ontario. Back to when Mr. Fudpucker was a young, innocent Moose Cree Chief. On his first date, what did Fred say to Ladyboy? HOW !?
January 24, 2019 18:19:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie J.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Sheet Hill, Plaxtol
Comments:Ladyboy walked up to Mr. Fudpucker - said, "Hey, big boy what's your name?" hey, hey. Ladyboy's about a mover, just right for Mr. Fudpucker. hey, hey. They had love and conversation. Oh yeah, Mr. Fudpucker say I love you. hey, hey. Mr. Fudpucker say, let me remove....my glasses, and wipe off the steam. hey, hey. Ladyboy's about a mover. hey, hey. Ladyboy say, "Mr. Fudpucker, don't you want to know my name?" Mr. Fudpucker say, "Action first, then your name." hey, hey. Ladyboy's about a mover, just right for Mr. Fudpucker. hey, hey. Ladyboy's about a mover. hey, hey. Ladyboy can't keep up with Mr. Fudpucker. hey, hey. No one can keep up with Mr. Fudpucker. hey, hey. Ladyboy say, "You know I love you baby, all the way. Oh yes, Mr. Fudpucker, all the way. And without stopping." hey, hey. Ladyboy's about a mover. hey, hey.
January 24, 2019 03:53:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss E. Laneous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:You know, very few have ever heard of a Wallace (surname), in the BG area - let alone a Pat, Patty, Patti or Patricia Wallace. Seems like, at one time, almost every one knew everyone else.
January 22, 2019 18:43:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss E. Laneous
Email:
Where are
you from:		close to Seven Mile Lane/Comp cross roads
Comments:Att : Freddie Fudpucker. Is Gillian Stunt related to Nurse Stunt, from Bedlam? [Aug. 5, 2017 comment]. Three months plus later, you expressed disappointment there would not be an "Adult shop in the old junk shop vacated a few months," before. Were you a bit of a lad plus, that year?
January 22, 2019 05:59:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Joe Average-Nutt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:Mr. Frederick Fudpucker : I've heard of an important announcement that Julia Sanderson, Gillian Stunt, Anna Konig and Patti Wallace have been elected administrators of your newly formed International Fan Club. Are they real robots? Or genuine humans? Toodle-oo! for now.
January 20, 2019 17:12:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:You are indeed a man of the western world, Mr. Mike. And a great Borough Green Parish Council Chairman. J5 Slips : Ladies wear 'slips' in Ontario, don't they? A little thicker this time of the year, I suppose?
January 19, 2019 15:10:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Curiously, I used to live in Ontario, Scarborough Junction, just north of Toronto. Where the Canadian Pacific crosses the Danforth Highway
January 19, 2019 09:21:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sorry about this Mike, but....In the 1952-53 season, Carshalton Athletic FC won the Corinthian League title. And their reserve team finished second in their league. The following season, 1953-54, Carshalton Athletic retained the Corinthian League title. With his grandson by his side that day, these would have been memorable times for your granddad.
January 16, 2019 04:17:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:You ARE believed to be a little sporty, Mr. Mike. With some BG Parishioners wondering in which form of full contact rugby, you would excel - couch, sofa or chesterfield.
January 15, 2019 23:35:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mr. Mike : A headline during Sept., 2018. "Stunning Meghan Markle Shows Off Her Sporty Side, Catches Ball In Her High Heels As She Joins Prince Harry At Loughborough University Coach Core Awards." You look nice, tall and sporty in photos, Mr. Mike. Haven't you played couch or sofa rugby, even? In Ontario, Canada, apparently - they call it 'chesterfield rugby.' We live and learn!
January 13, 2019 01:19:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I am afraid to say that since the day my Grandad dragged me to a Carshalton Athletics match in 1953, I have never been to a football match, or any other sporting event. I even got thrown in the clink in the Army for refusing to play rugby. Not a sporty type, but power to those that are
January 12, 2019 09:27:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike : On Jan. 8th evening; did you attend 'The Fish'/ Fisher FC's 2-1 victory versus Snodland Town FC? Jimmy Matthews scored Snodland's goal. During the 1961-62 season, Stanley Matthews (namesake!) and Neville Woodhams (Harold's son) were playing members of Snodland FC.
January 12, 2019 06:24:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I was proud to call Big Jim Allingham my friend. We met at ARC where he specialised in broom leaning, he was getting close to retirement. I spoke at his funeral, with words I got him to approve many years earlier. We put a bench in outside Bruiser's Office to commemorate Jim. As far as we can tell he was the last surviving quarryman from the days when they broke stone by hand.
January 3, 2019 11:21:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Basted
Comments:Sidney : Are you related to Margaret Chambers? She was my girlfriend during the mid-1960s. Those were good times - I wish we had remained together. Happy new year!
January 2, 2019 06:27:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:That's not true - that for his Christmas holiday, Steve R. went to a different pub. Don't think so, anyway.
January 2, 2019 04:24:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Western Rd., and Cross Roads, BG
Comments:I heard that Big Jim Allingham KO'd some big fish there with his big sledge hammer. Sounded a big bit fishy to me though.
January 2, 2019 01:10:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Sidney Chambers
Email:sidneygchambers{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		 Borough Green
Comments:So much history in my head. I knew Jim Allingham very well, lived in Hill View. I remember a large blue lake fed by a spring in the quarry, one day walking my dog I saw two huge fish swimming there. No one believed me, then eventually it was being pumped out and the fish blocked the pump. It seems someone had put them in as fry and they had flourished.
January 1, 2019 21:27:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin 'Hoedoe' Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Comment August 8, 2018. "Steve....Liverpool will be Premiership Champions this season! Wanna bet?!" Comment August 7, 2018. "Come on Steve!!....You're probably worrying about Manchester United, aren't you? Once Jose is gone, they'll be OK. Cheers Buddy!!" Steve, so do you remember being the first to call me Hoedoe?
January 1, 2019 08:01:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen Pond Rd., Ightham
Comments:Re : July 21 and October 11, 2018 comments - Ron Russell's nephew Steve's record number of swimming badges with BG Wolf Cubs and Boy Scouts. His mum had to continually extend his trunks to accommodate them all. They became almost the same length as costumes which were a fashion sensation in 1912. Happy New Year to all Steve's badges!
January 1, 2019 07:22:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Xestobium Rufovillosum-Green
Email:
Where are
you from:		Button's Bourne-cum-Claygate Cross
Comments:An impressive number of Planners, rather easily passed their ethics exam. Of course, they cheated. A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, One and All!
December 22, 2018 03:59:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Supermike : 'Simply' changing "did" to "CAN," it becomes : "DOBRE JITRO, ADRIAN. JAK MUZETE SPAT?" [Good morning, Adrian. How CAN you sleep?].
November 30, 2018 19:03:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Perhaps I should be saying " Good Morning, Adrian, How CAN you sleep?"
November 30, 2018 08:51:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dobre jitro, Adrian. Jak jste se vyspal?, proves I read my own guest book
November 28, 2018 09:30:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted.
Comments:Alan Margetts : The Ron Russell I am referring to, had 3 more brothers/sisters - and 4 half sisters. 10 boys/girls in all - Arthur Russell was their father.
November 26, 2018 17:04:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Alan Margetts : I still can't place that Long Mill Lane, Russell family. Was that the Ron Russell who had a brother named Sid, and a sister named Daphne? If it was, I imagine you are doing quite well with your search.
November 26, 2018 06:45:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:"Dobre jitro, Adrian. Jak jste se vyspal?"
November 23, 2018 17:30:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Mike : My young brother gets quite upset at times, that Adrian doesn't extend a Good Morning greeting to you. He mentions that in parts of Eastern Continental Europe, they add 'How did you sleep.' Perhaps you could add same at times, and see what happens?
November 23, 2018 17:15:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:So what I'm getting on about Alan, is, can we have a few details about Mitch and his parents, PLEASE!! You must be feeling a lot safer - right? That's the ticket. Well done! We look forward to hearing from you again.
November 20, 2018 22:40:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A previous disappointment : "Who was Mary's Family." The detective story involving Mary Gardiner Copp, created enormous local interest for a while. [photos taken during 1942] I vaguely remember, we were finally informed that the house where Mary worked was in Crouch Lane. All the thinking we put into it, we were hardly the wiser. Mike's interesting websites, are still among the very best I have found, however! You are still the greatest, Big Guy!!
November 20, 2018 21:53:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Hambleton
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crowhurst Lane, SW Basted
Comments:Alan : Was that : "pass on" OR : "pass" on? Surprisingly, [to myself] I do not have a hint of a clue about this. I've known quite a few others with those Christian names, in the BG area. And a few other Russells. I'm struggling immensely to remember a Margetts, I'll have to sleep on it. For many this is an enormously, interesting puzzle about "Mitch" and his parents, and the Margetts. I have this feeling, we will not find out. Sort of sad, really. Best of luck in your quest!
November 20, 2018 18:46:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Alan Margetts
Email:alanmargetts{at}live.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike Hope you don’t mind me leaving a message here but I am searching for someone and I thought you or your visitors might be able to help me? I’m am trying to find Michael ‘Mitch’ Russell who was a family friend. He lived in Long Mill Lane, Platt in the early 70’s with his parents Ron and Vera Russell. He then worked at Arcontrol. He’s about 63 now. I don’t think he moved far (Ightham or Plaxtol maybe)? If anyone knows him my email is above and hopefully they might be able to pass on my details! Many thanks Alan
November 19, 2018 15:31:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Broderick Humbleton
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted.
Comments:Superb, resilient, Nation's League England; Sevenoaks Premier League Potters FC; and Permanently BG Parish Council. Ably led by Gareth Southgate, Nick Mills, and Supermike Taylor - all giving me goosebumps during November. It's just great, and my hay fever is coming to it's finale too.
November 18, 2018 16:52:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Back to 1959 copy of Mid Kent News, again. The headline was : "CAT ON THIN ICE." Maybe had Tennessee Williams' "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof," in mind. Mr. Williams, was even ahead of Shakespeare for great titles.
November 15, 2018 03:10:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:"The Things One Hears." I've heard that the immigrants from London [England], who never submit a comment, spend much of their spare time producing hits for the BG PC website. And Adrian is supposedly keeping up the hit rates for BG News and BG Community sites. BG certainly doesn't lack excitement. I love BG. It was also mentioned that a few years ago, when GS was looking remarkably young and healthy - he suddenly stopped eating an apple a day. It had been keeping his favourite lady doctor away. What an operator, that guy!
November 14, 2018 17:53:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I've found out it was written by Mrs. Nelly Killick, of Winfield Guest House, Basted Lane, Crouch. Thank you, Mrs. Killick!!
November 13, 2018 19:13:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:From the Mid Kent News/1959. A reader writes : During recent very bad weather, a grey and white kitten/young cat was exploring the outside world on an early spring day in Basted. During his wanderings, this curious feline decided to check out ice on the nearby River Bourne/Basted Mill Pond. Unfortunately, he ended up on an ice floe and found himself too far from the safety of the Odham's Press premises. Luckily, workers saw the cat and called the 'in house' Odham's rescue service crew who were able to reach the feline using ladders attached to inflated van inner tubes. The frightened feline was taken to the Odham's animal shelter for immediate care. He had an ear tattoo, so it wasn't long before he was reunited with his grateful owners - sisters Doris and Kath Carter. It had been quick thinking, because the boat and boat house at the south east corner of the mill pond were undergoing repair/s. WELL DONE, Odham's workers!!
November 13, 2018 19:01:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I'm very surprised. There is much more interest in this, than I thought there would be!! That undefeated Platt Reserves FC, Division 3 season, was 1958-59. Three other outstanding players for the team, were : Eddie Maynard, Harry Hawkes, and Tom Whimsett Jnr. Tom Whimsett Snr., was Medic. Bill Webb Snr's dog, was mascot. I have forgotten his name at the moment. But he never missed a home game, and tried to participate at times. He never ever, did his business at King George's Field. And there was a photo of him, hanging at Platt Memorial Hall.
November 11, 2018 19:27:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:		Now Maidstone.
Comments:Have you ALL bought 'The Adrian' tee-shirt, yet? PS. I played for St. Mary's Platt Reserves FC., with Tom Marmont; Bill Weekes (capt.), Peter Acott; Bobby Hollebon, Pete 'Snopper' Hopgood, Dugald Chirnside; Fred White, 'Mo'/Me, Walt ('Nat Lofthouse') Higgins, Roger Ransley, and Les Slade. We went undefeated one season, in the Sevenoaks & Dist. Lge., Division 3; during the mid to late 1950's. The legendary Tommy Marmont, was playing in goal.
November 10, 2018 19:23:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone, and formerly St. Mary's Platt FC
Comments:It's never too early to be annoyed by The Adrian - umm... I mean, The Grinch. Hee! hee! Always having fun, aren't we? Especially Adrian.
November 10, 2018 18:26:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Rabbit-Russell
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:My brother Steve still has a brilliant brain. Even more so. He's been resting it for 9 and a half years - it will be in tip top prime condition come springtime. Unfortunately, those less intellectual compilers of that Famous BG Person's List were unaware of that. Steve's hatters are currently building a winter version for his enlarged brain. As the brain is mostly made up of fat, he is highly delighted when people call him Fathead. But at the same time, he is extremely modest about this. Talking about springtime, does anyone know how my former sweetheart Rosemary is doing? Thank you!
November 9, 2018 17:15:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly (1950's) north side of Mid-Western Rd.
Comments:Re : Spoken by my close neighbour - Brain/Philosopher/Psychologist-Behaviourist, Professor Stephen Russellafer, (1950's). If people's faults were written on their foreheads, Barber extraordinaire Sweeney Furminger of "Winifrith," No. 39 Western Rd., would be bankrupt and long hair would always be in fashion. Does Steve still have a fantastic brain? I do not see his name on the list of notable/famous BG residents.
November 8, 2018 19:28:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Reg
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike is a winner - and can still be his defeated opponent's friend [he has not lost that]. Well otherwise, undefeated Mike would be somewhat of a loner - 'cos he always wins. God forever save Mike for us! LONG LIVE MIKE!!
November 8, 2018 05:01:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Reg Rowbottom
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ridley Rd., Hodsoll St.
Comments:Political candidate opposing Mighty Supa Mike : "My campaign is picking up speed." His campaign manager : "That's what happens when you're going downhill." M.S.M.'s now worried opponent : "If all is not lost, where is it?"
November 8, 2018 01:44:09 (GMT Time)


Name:The Planner
Email:
Where are
you from:		Not too far away as the crow flies
Comments:Never believe anybody who tries to prove something with statistics; 83.5% of them are completely made up.
October 31, 2018 23:20:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Romantic Reg (I'm trying!)
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I'm a late bloomer Supamike. And really pulling out all the stops. To have the BEST PC Chairman as best man at my wedding, would be to attain the pinnacle of my dreams! Many thanks for replying and raising my optimism!
October 31, 2018 17:20:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Supamike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:That sounds suspiciously like a proposal, Reg !!
October 31, 2018 16:48:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Romantic Reg Rowbottom
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ridley Road, Hodsoll Street, Kent
Comments:I would humbly like to praise the Parish of Borough Green for their attractive girls, attractive women, and attractive senior citizen ladies. And for the BEST Parish Council Chairman in West Kent, Francis (Supermike) Michael Taylor.
October 31, 2018 16:45:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:BG Be Nice Day. GS's, one eye to the other : "Between you and me, something smells."
October 23, 2018 17:33:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Surprised - have received a few phone calls about this. An ESL (English as Second Language) teacher has informed me I am quite modern describing BGGC - in relation to surrounding areas, if going ahead as 'planned' - as a monstrosity. Others have said I'm an ignoramus. I didn't really get into technicalities of grammar and such at school, and just write stuff down.
October 19, 2018 22:22:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Victory for US of course - NOT the MONSTROSITY attempted to be pushed through by WE KNOW WHO.
October 19, 2018 18:27:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:"The gloves are off, Adrian." I've heard that, as a bare knuckle boxer on the primary school playground, Adrian could more than adequately look after himself. Or maybe this is crafty promotional work to bolster Adrian's image/prowess, as someone still to be feared. When I got pushed into a fight on the school playground, and kids started shouting " 'Sa fight, 'sa fight' " I was into a real uphill battle, and generally on my way to a bloodied nose/black eye defeat. May true sportsmanship prevail, during our striving for a great BGGC victory.
October 19, 2018 18:02:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Did you hear about Mike's magic gritter? It went down the road and turned into a field. If Mike hadn't just cleaned it, that might have been funnier.
October 15, 2018 23:20:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Davie Mercer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Whatcote Cotts., Platt
Comments:Enormously tiddly Steve R., on late 1950's outing to Brighton. Important sign : Do not walk past the end of the pier for a beer. Oops! too late. Good job he had all that grounding - record number of swimming badges with BG Wolf Cubs and Scouts.
October 11, 2018 22:36:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I remember when the ever-surprising Steve R. was an archaeologist - his career was in ruins.
October 3, 2018 00:13:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Steve R. : "Watching my life long favourite team, Manchester United, is getting real tedious. I would switch over and watch something else....but I'm crouched outside Supermike's TV room window, and peeping in."
October 2, 2018 20:06:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I was scared shitless when I stood between them. WWII gas mask and spray deflector at the ready.
September 28, 2018 22:24:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:It's easy to stand with the crowd, it takes courage to stand alone with GS and Dr. Whet Faartz.
September 27, 2018 05:52:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Good morning, Adrian, when you've served your time may I help you remove your gag? Would I be paid the going minimum wage? Under the counter, no tax?
September 26, 2018 23:10:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Modern Times. FRANK & MARGARET : A surprising number from the Fabulous Forties & Fifties would like to see here a 21st Century photo of : the former BG High Street most eligible bachelor and the Maidstone Road/then Platt English Rose. PLEASE, PLEASE US!!
September 26, 2018 17:25:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry S.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Frank and Margaret W. Are you still members of the UK Independence Party? Disappointed not to see a comment from you here. Have you lost your tongues? Don't be fright! What must Nige think?
September 25, 2018 17:51:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Or was that 1956/57? Trying to work it out from my birth year, 1941. I look a bit like Robert Redford now - modern version, but less wrinkled. Our hair is similar, and I'm an inch and a quarter taller than him. No movie offers at the moment - but one never knows, does one? Happy Autumn to one and all!
September 22, 2018 18:26:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly @ butcher shops, Western Rd., and BG Crossroads.
Comments:Francis and Margaret White. Were you at the Platt Memorial Hall meeting last night? I was looking out for you both. Frank : many still mention that fantastic monkey you made at Maidstone Art School. And Margaret : that pink dress you used to wear occasionally - that you thought made you look washed out. Your many admirers thought you looked just great!! Especially when you wore it at dances. (1957/58).
September 21, 2018 16:15:37 (GMT Time)


Name:James Smith
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham
Comments:That Steve R. was just one amazing, surprising dude - got an "O" level GCE in tasseography. Maybe analyzing the head on a pint of beer; well, I can understand that, but.... whew! all I can say is What a Guy!!
September 19, 2018 03:03:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:GS called the police station to say he'd been receiving a lot of nuisance phone calls. "Oh, not you again!" they said.
September 18, 2018 20:42:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are
you from:		Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:Free advertising for Adrian's Adriatic Herb Company? Personally, I could do with some organic Viagra. I'm running low at the moment.
September 18, 2018 17:55:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are
you from:		Crouch
Comments:Hear, hear. Mike Taylor is a much loved and well respected figure. We are so lucky and privileged to have him here. It's Adrian who should be gagged.
September 11, 2018 15:10:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Why did the Planner grow a beard? Feeble attempt to prevent our much loved Supermike from calling him a bare-faced liar.
September 10, 2018 15:21:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:The "Steve" we are referring to is Steve Humphrey, Director of Planning, who "retires" this month. Now whilst I like Steve as a person, this brings to mind rats deserting a sinking TMBC. Who would want to admit being in charge when such a disastrous Local Plan was devised? He can sit sipping a pina colada as we disappear under a sea oc crap housing
September 9, 2018 08:30:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Jeremy Slimee-Skumbagge Esq., Retired.
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Mid-Western Rd., Borough Green.
Comments:I'm wondering how many lucky blighters actually get to shake his hand and buy Steve Russell a drink in the Black Horse anymore. Since he seems to have gone mostly underground, talk about him is growing exponentially. I'm expecting that petitioning to have a statue of him erected, will be commencing fairly soon. Who woulda thunk it?
September 8, 2018 16:31:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Steve : Remember Carol's sister Evon (Wrotham anglicization)? Well, her boyfriend from Offham was telling 'everyone' about that for the following 3 weeks. What a dork! Although the stones were hitting quite a wide area; broke a window too - it's not as if you were heaving breeze blocks. Actually they got off lightly.
September 7, 2018 22:02:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:		Remains of prehistoric cave dwelling, Oldbury Hill
Comments:Yes, Steve Russell. I remember him well. During the latter years of the 1950s/early 1960s, his idea of a balanced diet was a John Courage in each hand, several times over. No half measures for Steve - indeed a fine young man. And no signs of a beer belly either. I bet he doesn't remember throwing stones at Carol B's Wrotham front door, 30 minutes after closing time. You got back together pretty quickly though Steve, didn't you? You charmer, you!
September 7, 2018 21:04:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Xestobium Rufovillosum-Green
Email:
Where are
you from:		Button's Bourne-cum-Claygate Cross
Comments:Supermike : Just recently I was over at the Kings Hill TMBC Planning Office. I think they saw your mentioning about Planners lips moving - signifying they are lying. Apparently they are to be coached by experts in ventriloquism, so that they can speak like Peter Brough (but not only on the radio). I wonder if setting this up is one of Steve's last duties? Just how ethical is this? What do you suggest to counteract their artfulness? As in your illustration - move the Planning Office to the graveyard?
September 2, 2018 02:48:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mr. Russell : A slam dunk? I did hear that you had a very sweet tooth at one time, and were dunking copious amounts of sugary biscuits into PG Tips tea - all the while maintaining your nice slim build. A photo of you dunking while in you prime, would be marvelous in my collection. That PG Tips chimpanzee was sure cute, wasn't he? I have a photo of him in my collection. Jennifer XOXOX
September 1, 2018 19:11:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone
Comments:Yeh, I'm losing it. Of course, a slam dunk - Steve Humphrey. And I was thinking of Mr. Perry and Mr. Russell. Oh, well.
August 31, 2018 19:43:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone
Comments:Home Page Heading Greeting : Which Steve are we saying goodbye to? Should think it must be a Stephen that we are expecting a reply from. So that narrows it down somewhat. Or it might get a little more mysterious? Hmm. Thinking about this, I will have trouble sleeping nights. As usual.
August 31, 2018 19:18:36 (GMT Time)


Name:George Maynard
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Platt Brickyard Cottage
Comments:See Darren Fisher's, Platt United FC Website. Steve Russell appears in photos No. 14 and No. 16, and complimentary caricature No. 15. Darren's comment is the first here, at BG News, on Oct. 14, 2007.
August 19, 2018 18:01:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mr. Russell : My new hobby - collecting photos from the later 1950s/early 60s - of you in your super short, black football shorts. You had extremely nice, long slim legs - if I may say so. Those would have been the days. I have three photos so far, and have enlarged them - they adorn my bedroom wall. Have a nice week.
August 19, 2018 13:41:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Yura Anik
Email:
Where are
you from:		Nuuk, Greenland
Comments:Dear Mr. Supermike : It's surprising how many people our age are so much older than we are. Don't you think? I can tell that from my Inuit heritage. I enjoy your websites so very much, and hope Mr. Adrian does as well. Happy weekend to you, my friend.
August 17, 2018 19:30:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are
you from:		Remains of prehistoric cave dwelling, Oldbury Hill
Comments:Hoedoe : I don't mind going nowhere, as long as it's an interesting path, with the odd tree or two I can take a leak behind.
August 14, 2018 21:51:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Solanum Tuberosum
Email:
Where are
you from:		Sotts Hole Campsite
Comments:BREAKING : The Conservative Party. But our undefeated Supreme Leader, Supermike, will NEVER be broken. And that's not a threat, that's a promise. So any who may have the slightest thought of attempting this - put that in your pipe and smoke it!
August 12, 2018 18:43:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are
you from:		Dunks Green
Comments:I can tell when a Planner is shitting me. My olfactory bulb goes into overdrive.
August 12, 2018 01:23:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Hoedoe
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A Pub with No Beer. Steve : David Sadler remembers when you used to 'sail' down the Medway to The Walnut Tree, Yalding. His landlord dad, had always implored you to give him prior notice, so that he would have enough liquor for others as well. You used to say, "I never know how thirsty I will be. Or if I will even feel like a drink or 2." You were 'always thirsty' and feeling like MANY a drink or 2. I don't know if you were aware of it, but when you were a patron there, that washroom you used was reserved just for you. Something to tell your grandchildren, and their kids!
August 9, 2018 21:06:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Hoedoe
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Steve. Seems like you got a red card and never came back! Just where are you when Man. Utd. need you? Are you up to it to play centre back? Kent's David Sadler and Chris Smalling turned up when they were asked. 'Bye for now.
August 9, 2018 12:36:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Hoedoe
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Steve : You didn't head those heavy, muddied, wet, thick leather footballs overly much, did you? I remember you playing at centre forward, then left half; having a deceptively hard, accurate shot and being a fine passer of the ball. And you teaching/coaching Tony 'Spud' Waite of Maidstone United, your goal scoring technique. Liverpool will be Premiership Champions this season! Wanna bet?!
August 8, 2018 18:35:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Hoedoe (SR first called me that)
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen Pond Rd., Ightham
Comments:Come on Steve!! What is wrong with you? Say something - even if it's only repeating some of Dipstick Trump's lies. You're starting to seriously depress me. Have you forgotten your toilet humour? That is allowed. You're probably worrying about Manchester United, aren't you? Once Jose is gone, they'll be OK. Cheers Buddy!!
August 7, 2018 21:11:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Thanks for the comments, nice to be appreciated. The reason Adrian doesn't come out on film is similar to the reasons vampires cannot be seen in a mirror, a darkness in the soul that the Universe balks at repeating
August 4, 2018 08:16:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Soupa Sid
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Allegedly, SP was overheard saying : "Don't make a fuss over Supermike. Just treat him as you would anyone else who's as great as he is."
August 2, 2018 18:51:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Nick Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike, And just this favour! Sevenoaks Chronicle photo : July 2015. Names of BG couple who still adored each other after 70 years of marriage. Many thanks once again!!
August 2, 2018 05:54:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicholas Amies
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Ightham and near Comp X Roads, 7 Mile Lane
Comments:Mike; -BG litter pick up photo, 7:16 AM Mar. 24/'18 (Essex Villas in background). Re : Gentleman wearing cap in back row, and 3 to his right. In front of them, lady in red jacket and 1 to her right. I think I sort of recognise most of them, sometimes, but then not quite sure. Who are they? Thanks!!
August 2, 2018 01:29:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Rudy, Julie & Arnie
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Peckham Secret Rocket Site
Comments:"supa" Mike : Do you know the approximate ages of Jennifer and Adrian? Just a bit more than curious, really. Thank you!
August 1, 2018 14:27:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:"supa" Mike : Have you any idea why he doesn't come out?
July 31, 2018 15:13:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Soupa Sid
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Mike, you have got a marvelous sense of humour. Great to see it here - most enjoyable. Like a breath of fresh air. Thank you! Have a good week.
July 30, 2018 14:35:18 (GMT Time)


Name:"supa" Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Its funny you should ask for a photo of Adrian, I have tried several times, but he doesn't come out on film!!!
July 30, 2018 07:09:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. and Mrs. Z. Chromosome
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Moron, Dick Head Trump is on his way out. Evil Putin is the most Powerful Man in the World. But the GREATEST in our neck of the woods will ALWAYS be, our undefeated Supreme Leader, Magic Teflon Supermike.
July 29, 2018 14:20:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Steve Russellsbarber
Email:
Where are
you from:		Covent Garden, The Smoke
Comments:Jennifer : If it starts to get too crowded in and around BGGC - we have plenty of nice clean space in our parks around these parts, for you to relax in. Tell your friends, relatives, acquaintances - you are most welcome. Some might wish to move here permanently, even. Don't spend all your money this weekend!
July 28, 2018 13:00:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Steve Russellsbarber
Email:
Where are
you from:		Covent Garden, The Smoke
Comments:Jennifer : Are you partly interested in Mr. Russell and Adrian, because they've become famous for being mentioned in BG News? Tell them I've got a special on at the moment for my Retro early 50's, Royal West Kent Regiment short back an' sides. How much is Mr. Russell charging for his autograph in the Sevenoaks/BG/Malling area? Have a nice weekend. Don't forget the sunscreen.
July 27, 2018 18:42:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:[July 21 post]. Steve R : Our 'F*rt Hodges/Hoedoe' entertainment career. Do you remember that evening's performance, following when I'd been treated to a toasted baked bean sandwich in Wally's Café? And unbeknownst to me, Barry Pilkington Slater had concealed an Ex-Lax tablet in it? That performance was my most professional, highly-skilled modification to our act ever. The odds must have been 3,500 to 1 against us, at least, that our performance that evening would be a faultless world class plus. The concentration I needed was unbelievable. Looking back, that was my most proud evening during our career. And if Barry had owned up to planting that tablet, we would probably have received MBE's.
July 25, 2018 21:34:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Good morning, Adrian : How do you milk an ant? First you find a midget, then you borrow his very low stool, then....
July 25, 2018 04:31:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Merulius Lacrymans
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Judge Phok Hyew-Son : "I'll have order in this court! Order in this court!" Plaintiff GS : "I'll have a hamburger with onions and bamboo shoots."
July 25, 2018 01:17:53 (GMT Time)


Name:James Smith
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ightham
Comments:Yep. Full of confidence, great personality and humour - Steve had girlfriends Margaret M. and Carol B. in stitches while travelling on the No. 9 bus upper deck to Sevenoaks cinemas. Several nearby riders would be craning in to have a good laugh, also. Me? Groan... I was overly sensitive - anxious, and with watery eyes could hardly come out with a few words. Very immature for my age - am told I still am! Anyway Steve, we're sure you've still got it. Make the effort - we would like to hear 1 or 2 of your mid to late 50s jokes again! Thanking you in advance, we're banking on you - hopefully!
July 22, 2018 20:57:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Yeh, that Steve R. was quite a guy. Snazzy dresser, great haircut, popular with the girls. Played for the Maidstone & District Schools Representative cricket team. And football for BGPS., Wrotham Sec. Mod., Invicta Y.C., Boro' Green and Platt. Member of BG Wolf Cubs and Scouts. Must have set a record for accumulating badges. Quite a few for pool activities - his mum had to extend his trunks, to accommodate them all. Can't understand why he seems to have become 'Silent Steve' nowadays. Just to plug myself a bit, too. Does Steve remember my renditions of Tommy Steele's version of 'Singin' the Blues' and Elvis's 'Teddy Bear?' And also, our party piece of him saying "F*rt Hodges/Hoedoe," and me obliging immediately. Not only myself, but the way that he said that was true talent. We were an ultra-impressive team, with impeccable timing. Tommy Marmont said that Mr. Pastry had wanted us to appear with him on 'The Ed Sullivan, Coast to Coast Show.'
July 21, 2018 21:25:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. and Mrs. Z. Chromosome
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Life gets crazier don't it, in the U.S of A. "He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn't mean that. And if he did, you didn't understand it. And if you did, it's not a big deal. And if it is, others have said worse." Just think, if our very own Supermike the Great One, was the 'most powerful man in the world.' This would be the twisted logic of his U.S. supporters. We are so lucky, to have Mike as our Leader. Feels like we're getting luckier all the time, don't it?
July 19, 2018 23:18:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Good evening Adrian : I thought I would just like to tell you my favourite book is 'The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole'. I've almost read it 7 times. I hope you are like him. PS. I wish Supermike would put a photo of you at the heading greetings.
July 19, 2018 18:50:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Sid Skidmark the Third
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane Laundromat
Comments:Teresa Green and Julia Sanderson : It's your crowd's youth that won't know what green trees are. They'll be colour blind from all that pigging out on 'Haagan Dazs Cookies & Cream Ice Cream' garbage from Sainbury's. That is extremely unhealthy. And additional eye problems will be requiring stronger prescriptions, laser eye surgery, heavy duty walking stick, seeing eye dog, etc. It will go on and on for the spoilt so and sos. You asked for it. You can afford it. Get on with it.
July 19, 2018 18:14:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Att : Potters FC and Borough Green FC. The Sevenoaks & District Football League have just held an emergency meeting and are delighted to welcome the Panama national squad, to the Premier Division and Division One next season. Go easy on them!
July 10, 2018 04:32:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Maurice Rye
Email:
Where are
you from:		Maidstone
Comments:Steve Russell's good friend, goalkeeper Tom 'Marmite' Marmont, was 6 and a quarter inches shorter than Jordon Pickford when we played for St. Mary's Platt FC Reserves. We were 1958-59, Sevenoaks League Div. 3 Champions. I was playing at inside forward - Tom, then about 16/17, went on to become a Platt goaltending great. Tom didn't bother with Cuban heel shoes - he got far more than his share of girls without them.
July 9, 2018 21:08:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Yolanda Squatpump
Email:
Where are
you from:		Vigo Village
Comments:The other evening, around Chevening. 'There was Theresa with Boris, in the back seat of his Morris.' Seen partly, through steamed up windows, by Steve R. and Platt's very own Peeping Tom Marmite. Those guys always did get to see good stuff.
July 8, 2018 23:30:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope von Poopsalot
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Teresa Green : 22 million trees and shrubs in Milton Keynes. Would any particular shade of green satisfy you in expanding Beautiful Borough Green? Artificial trees come in interesting variations these days. Check 'em out. Do something constructive.
July 8, 2018 04:52:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Sid Skidmark the Third
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:You're still green, Teresa. Supermike is one of the best things that ever happened to Borough Green. It's your crowd that caused/causes all the problems here. You're all wind and piss.
July 7, 2018 13:48:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Teresa Green
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Your youth won't even know what green trees are unless SuperMike lives up to his name and stops Borough Green turning into a mini Milton-Keynes.
July 7, 2018 06:47:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Sid Skidmark the Third
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Theresa May : Would you say that to the best of your knowledge, that your real name is Julia Sanderson? Perhaps Our Supreme Leader, Magic Teflon Supermike can find out for you? He is a genuinely nice person.
July 7, 2018 04:48:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Sid Skidmark the Third
Email:
Where are
you from:		Just round the corner, updating list of TM's anons
Comments:'Theresa May' : I suppose you haven't jumped ship yet on being the biggest fan of George Smith.
July 7, 2018 03:45:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Boris Johnson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chevening
Comments:Wot a coincidence. Mickey had an enormous crush on you, Theresa. And we had a fantasy about having a threesome with you, on polythene covered in olive oil. XXX.
July 6, 2018 22:35:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Theresa May
Email:
Where are
you from:		Chequers
Comments:I see Mickey Trump jumped ship long ago. Once the only contributor on here, he came to his senses.
July 6, 2018 19:16:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		Butlin's Holiday Camp, Allhallows-on-Sea
Comments:Grandchild : "Granddad, do all fairy tales begin with, 'Once upon a time'?" Steve Russellafer : "No, many Conservative Party ones begin with, 'If elected, I promise.' "
July 5, 2018 05:41:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Steve R., Guten Morgen! Have you still got that fantastic Italian-style jacket that you used to wear during the mid to late 50s, and those 70 quid leopard skin shoes? You would be such a great hit on the retro dating scene. You probably are - you son of a gun, you! Remember at 16 years of age, you excelling doing the Elvis knees-bend at Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club? Veronica Dyke and her Mum were after you! Don't forget, we're still waiting for a few lines from you, Old Buddy! PS. Are you still practicing penalty kicks?
July 4, 2018 05:00:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Stevie the Kid/'The Western Road Tearaway'.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Claygate Cross FC Friendly Sunday team. Basted FC football fans on a rampage at their neighbour's Winfield Lane ground parking. Police say over 4 cars and 2 bicycles have been washed, waxed and hoovered.
July 2, 2018 04:27:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Stevie the Kid/ 'The Western Road Tearaway'..
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green/and still mighty proud of it.
Comments:Thanks for remembering me everyone! As far as I'm concerned, old age is fifteen years from now - and then some!
June 30, 2018 23:36:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Mick 'Salmon' Farmer
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Sunnyside, Borough Green (opposite the sign).
Comments:1960s sign outside F.P.Caine Ltd., when they were hiring someone to dig holes : "Ground-level position available."
June 30, 2018 01:07:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Acott
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham
Comments:Steve Russell : "I'm studying ancient Roman history." Margaret Mercer and Carol Bish : "We're studying the ancient Greeks. Let's get together and talk about old times." **Go to it Steve, and tell us about it!!
June 29, 2018 04:33:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pembury
Comments:The BGFC team that won the 1949-50, KJC Group 'A' Final. [2 June comment]. Ron Toogood was a member of the dairy family at the foot of Rock Rd. Wilf Broadmore lived in the short row of residences adjoining the south side of Mrs. Hoadley's store, Quarry Hill. Most of the remainder were from Wrotham - don't know if it was the water, but great talent from there.
June 28, 2018 17:29:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope von Poopsalot
Email:
Where are
you from:		former Wrotham Rd. Prisoner of War Camp
Comments:That really made Joachim Low pick his nose 'n eat it/scratch his arse 'n smell his fingers. He's better at that than picking a German team. They need well-travelled Roy Hodgson to take over now. He'll have the 'worlds best goalie' taking corners for them.
June 28, 2018 07:52:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are
you from:		Dunks Green
Comments:Reporter Sian Elvin : "What's your greatest weakness?" Independent Candidate, Ernest Prostrate : "Honesty." Reporter Sian : "I don't think honesty is a weakness." Candidate Ernest : "I don't give a f*ck what you think."
June 28, 2018 01:02:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor Biggin
Email:
Where are
you from:		Biggin Hill
Comments:Hi! I was wondering if anyone knows if GS's backyard ranch is haunted? Or knows of anyone who died there, maybe during the 1960s? It has a certain smell about it... Thank you.
June 27, 2018 04:54:31 (GMT Time)


Name:George Maynard
Email:
Where are
you from:		Platt
Comments:Steve, when he was checking out French au pair girls in the Pigeon's Green area of Platt. "Tu as de beaux Yeux." It always worked for him. He'd then treat her to a pint of milk at Tom Marmont Senior's dairy, by Platt Memorial Hall. He knew how to give a girl a good time.
June 25, 2018 22:36:57 (GMT Time)


Name:George Maynard
Email:
Where are
you from:		Platt
Comments:Jennifer : Before Steve slowed down a fraction, quite a few nice girls wished to participate in 'Snogland with Steve'. He was an honourable gentleman, and treated them with kindness and respect. Even those a little older, like my Mum, were interested in him.
June 25, 2018 21:29:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Jennifer
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mr. Russell - may I call you Steevie? I have Platt 1st XI players, drawn by Mickey Durling; as appeared in the Sevenoaks Chronicle 1960. You look so dreamy there. "You send me" - that's what girls/ young ladies used to say in the 1950s, didn't they? I have it framed and on my make up table. And kiss it day and night. P.S. Your friend Tommy Marmite is second best looking there. Jennifer. XOXOX.
June 25, 2018 03:12:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Through the Grapevine Listener
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mid Comp
Comments:Steve. Re : P.H. most lucky. And by a country mile. My luck? As the crow flies - or just about opposite!
June 24, 2018 06:35:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Through the Grapevine Listener
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mid Comp
Comments:Steve : I won't go into it, but the one who was most lucky was P.H. of Hill View.
June 24, 2018 05:30:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Through the Grapevine Listener
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mid Comp
Comments:That was for Lucky Steve OF COURSE!
June 23, 2018 21:24:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Through the Grapevine Listener.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mid Comp
Comments:This is certainly bringing back memories. Of Chris Scott mentioning that nicely built, auburn haired girl that you fancied - at the Cellar Coffee Bar, Riverhead. Did you get around to regularly dating her? With your luck - MOST PROBABLY!!
June 23, 2018 21:19:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:		Getting loaded - not quite sure!
Comments:Steve; Re : Rosemary H. I liked Margaret P. (Keith Perkins girlfriend at one time) as well. Did I ever!!
June 23, 2018 20:36:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:		The Red Bull, Eccles
Comments:Steve : That should have been 'Thanks buddy!' I was ahead of myself - (Rosemary H.)
June 23, 2018 17:28:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are
you from:		Eccles
Comments:My ole mate, Steve Russell : Remember me? I'm playing for Oakwood Septuagenarians FC. It's a slowish, just about/walk about, style of play. If possible, need you to make up the numbers for us - though you would probably be our star player. Do you still have your Ferenc Puskas style of boots? I've got some Dubbin if you need it. I'll try and track you down. Thanks buddy? PS. Is that cute doll, Rosemary H., still about?
June 23, 2018 17:14:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Fen Pond Rd., Ightham
Comments:Hi! Stephen. How's it going then? Long time, no see. Pauline and Doreen Bear said you used to like this sort of thing : What's black and white, and red all over? A panda with the measles. Seems a bit mild - when were you such a 'nice' boy/young man? I remember when the 'News of the World' was black and white and read all over - especially by you. But that was when you were on your best behavior.
June 23, 2018 02:44:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Chris P. Bacon
Email:
Where are
you from:		Labour In Vain Rd., Wrotham
Comments:Or 'breach'? Maybe Stephen will help me out. Have some early dementia, but seems like I always have!
June 22, 2018 14:24:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Chris P. Bacon
Email:
Where are
you from:		Labour In Vain Rd., Wrotham
Comments:Don't want to hurt anyone's feelings or broach political correctness regulations, but are there many BG area residents in their 70s/80s who are almost illiterate/have early Alzheimer's/any other form of dementia, etc.? I'm wondering why 99% plus are not heard from here, after they were so bright/vocal/good in school, etc. I know this platform isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I mean, couldn't that number be only 97%? Previously mentioned Stephen Russell was brilliant at school, surely he could be enticed to submit a comment?
June 22, 2018 02:58:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie
Email:
Where are
you from:		GS's Backyard Ranch
Comments:'Fly tippers are being targeted in T&M Borough'. That wasn't fly tippers, operating at GS's backyard ranch folks. It's always been like that.
June 20, 2018 16:54:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Spirit of the 60s.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mid North Concrete Kent
Comments:"Traffic fears over Sittingbourne housing plans off A249." - "Why focus on this particular proposed development? Large (almost new towns) are being planned all over Kent, roads anywhere simply will not cope. Let alone Services!" Kafuffles everywhere. Join the club everyone.
June 20, 2018 03:49:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		Now burger flipper @ McDonald's on Mars
Comments:Stephen Russellafer (copycat) - "I just text Jordon Henderson to ask him if he was pleased Harry Kane was in the squad. He said yes. I said is that because he scored 2 goals? He said yes. I said I thought so." [James Milner is the funniest man from Yorkshire/ I, Barry am originally from Lancashire - and losing it].
June 18, 2018 22:55:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Richard Bassett
Email:
Where are
you from:		West Malling
Comments:Re : Peter Penfold, who ran the slide show at the BGGC public meeting, 15 June. I was wondering if he is related to cheerful, chubby Eddie Penfold. Eddie lived at Tollgate Estate and served a 5 year Carpentry & Joinery apprenticeship with F.P.Caine Ltd., during the late 1950's/early 60's. Johnnie Geddes from Platt and Perc Brown from Shipbourne, were his chief mentors. He became a highly skilled and knowledgeable foreman. His services were much sought after, and he was paid quite well to keep him working in the area. I don't know how long he stayed with Caines. Many thanks!
June 17, 2018 23:00:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Pavel Pinson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:Ernest Prostrate ESQ : 'BG's Three Musketeers' - you remind me a little of Mike Gear and George Smith. Have you considered collaborating to write an absorbing, controversial, best-selling book? The type which would be snapped up and relished by BG Garden City intellectuals. Best of luck with future endeavours!
June 16, 2018 12:31:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Pavel Pinson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Ivy Hatch
Comments:Ernest Prostrate ESQ : If you decide to become a politician, as an independent candidate, you will certainly get my vote. Oh yes-er-ee. Your honesty, compassion, integrity, confidence and flexibility are truly amazing. Ernie, you are the greatest! I would most definitely vote you into office. My enormous admiration of you - well, I just can't khant help it. All the very best!
June 16, 2018 02:31:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Solanum Tuberosum
Email:
Where are
you from:		Sotts Hole Campsite
Comments:Re : BG Garden City Public Meeting. Don't come in your too scruffy gardening clothes. Adrian might be there disguised as an upper class scarecrow. Anything to try and make us feel inferior.
June 15, 2018 05:00:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are
you from:		*** McDonald's on the Moon
Comments:*** Great food, but no atmosphere. Stephen Russellafer : When you became my first mate in Western Road, I knew for sure that you would become famous.
June 15, 2018 02:36:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Acott
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham
Comments:Yeh, to Appledore with Margaret and Spain with Carol. And you're probably still a slim, good looking guy!
June 14, 2018 04:01:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Acott
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham
Comments:Hey, are you Steeve Rustle 'The Hustle' who went out with Margaret Mercer and Carol Bish during the mid to late 1950's ? If so, I'm still jealous. You lucky blighter!!
June 14, 2018 03:50:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Steeve Rustle
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green, and proud of it since 1941
Comments:I've always hated Real Madrid - except Alfredo di Stefano. Wish he'd joined Manchester United. England will have their DNA just right by 2025 - 26 and be the top team in the World - surprisingly, rather easily. After all this time and disappointments, not really long to wait.
June 13, 2018 17:09:09 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:"I can recite six pages of the phone book by heart : Smith, Smith, Smith...."
June 13, 2018 00:44:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor Biggin
Email:
Where are
you from:		Biggin Hill
Comments:Overheard at a TMBC office. Adrian : "We just bought a new conference table that sleeps 16."
June 12, 2018 05:22:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Dusty Rhodes
Email:
Where are
you from:		Oxen Hoath Academy, Chief Leaf Raker's Quarters
Comments:I knew of a gay mortician at one time - they found him in dead earnest.
June 11, 2018 16:53:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Ernest Prostrate ESQ
Email:
Where are
you from:		resident BOROUGH GREEN VILLAGE
Comments:So here we are again ready to be rode over rough shod by our wonderful lie through there teeth Conservative council , It really does surprise me how many people still vote for them and return them to power, Ok who in there right mind would vote for comrade Corbyn or the left wing loony liberals as an alternative ,your best bet is an independent candidate. I moved to this village 36 years ago when we had four descent pubs and not to many D F L in there 4x4 blocking up the country lanes and pub car parks the ones that are left that is remember the day when you could get an appointment at the Docs just picking up the by phone and the local chemist got your pills on time and all at once . More people from LONDON = more crime lets keep them inside the M25 think I'm joking just look at who commits the crimes open your eyes its there every night on TV and they the government want to move them here NO thanks Mr khan you can keep your Garden city and stick it where the sun don't shine
June 11, 2018 14:19:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Xestobium Rufovillosum-Green
Email:
Where are
you from:		Button's Bourne-cum-Claygate Cross
Comments:"To fear the worst oft cures the worst." - Shakespeare & Supermike.
June 10, 2018 00:28:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Not sure of her (Eilee Mills) proper name - was pronounced like Eileen without an 'n'. [not a corny BG accent reference, to Hayley Mills/film star]. During the mid-1950's there was a Platt gravedigger named Haley Mills. It wasn't common knowledge that he supplied human skulls to several Platt Parish toffs. They became exterior lights - the light being within the skull. Haley drank in the public bar of the Chequers, Crouch. He had customers arrive in the saloon bar. Being seen at cocktail parties, and although his skulls being quite expensive, there became quite a demand for them. They 'all' had to have one of those lit skulls outside of their posh house. It was known by a few, whose skull was at a certain house. Someone had even arranged a guided tour.
June 6, 2018 16:56:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Thinking of Ann Wade; long ago - anxiety still. Between these white walls/too many pillows/I wait for you. Your departure and the crying of clocks. The desk and chair exhibit a coldness. I wish for it to end, for someone to say, "It's over. You lost her long ago." Getting up and laying down to faint sounds/I imagine you wide to the world/fingers brushing and brushing.
June 6, 2018 00:28:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:[continued] and/or Frank Mills, St. Mary's Platt FC, early to mid-1950's.
June 5, 2018 16:51:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Chairman Henry Willard is delighted that the new Potters FC team manager, for the 2018-19 season, will be Nick Mills. GO - Potters - GO!! Is Nick related to 'Eilee' Mills?
June 5, 2018 04:07:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor Biggin
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:My phone is almost ringing off the hook! Sorry, thought I'd made it clear - I'm referring to the 1960-61 Final. No caller provided info. - just criticism. Thanks!
June 2, 2018 23:15:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Here is the successful BG team in that 1949-50, KJC Group 'A' Final. Ron Toogood (gk); Harold Crump, Jack Bowen; Johnnie Stanley, Wilf Broadmore, Des Washford; Ron Bennett, George Francis, Bill Green (capt),Ron Gasson, and Andy Anderson. Venue : Ditton Corner. I guess it's partly due to this springtime weather. It seems like only yesterday!
June 2, 2018 22:51:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Ivor Biggin
Email:
Where are
you from:		Biggin Hill
Comments:Re : previous post. I'm wondering if Brian Wicks had joined the Green from St. George's (Wrotham) FC? If Bill Green was still playing...and if Dave Webb and Campbell Higgins were members of the team? Maybe Graham Woodhams or Steve Russell can help out here? Or does anyone still have a programme? The match was played at the ground of Gravesend & Northfleet FC. Cheers!
June 2, 2018 17:31:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pembury
Comments:Formed over 100 years ago, it is currently looking bleak for Boro' Green FC. The secretary and manager are wishing to retire, and with no one to replace them, the club looks about to fold. In the 1949-50 season, BG defeated Eccles by a score of 5 goals to 1, in the Kent Junior Cup Group 'A' Final. The first team from this area of the county, to win this particular cup, since Holmesdale FC in 1899! In the 1960-61 season, the Green won the same trophy, by the same 5-1 score, versus Dover Wanderers. Can anyone mention the player's names, and positions that they played, on that 1960-61 Final winning team? Or anything about the game? Please do your best to respond. Thanks!!
June 1, 2018 03:57:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Dr. Whet Faartz, former Spanish "O" level teacher.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Dunks Green
Comments:I kid you not, this is something I dreamt last night! Prior to election of BG Parish Councillors. Reporter Sian Elvin : "What's the first thing you'll do if elected?" Mr. SP : "Demand a recount."
May 29, 2018 21:43:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency in Southern Australia when a farmer mistook its odours for a leaking pipe, officials said. Fifteen firefighters and two trucks were called to a property at Axedale in central Victoria state after reports of a gas leak, the Country Fire Service said. "When we got there, as we drove up the driveway, there was this huge sow, about a 120-odd kilo sow, and it was very obvious where the gas was coming from." said fire Capt. Peter Harkins, adding they could also hear it. And to think, a BGite complained when gentleman GS tucked his napkin into his shirt at the popular Raj Tandoori Restaurant.
May 29, 2018 02:19:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Lord Bagshott-Smythe
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sabrina's granddaughter says that viewed from the back, GS has a gait not unlike Raheem Sterling. And when she's had a tequila sunrise or 2, she gets quite excited imagining GS and Raheem running together. Should I feel jealous, old....or what?
May 27, 2018 22:39:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Snopper Hopgood
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mo Salah : "I don't think Ramos' tackle on me was by accident. He clutched my arm as I was going down, and then put his entire weight on it. This is not something normal. I'm very disappointed. If this is how Real Madrid wins, I don't ever want to join them." We love you Mo, come and play for Potters FC.
May 26, 2018 23:26:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Joe Average
Email:
Where are
you from:		Pratt's Bottom
Comments:GS : "I'd like my coffee without cream." Waiter : "We're out of cream. Will you take it without milk?"
May 24, 2018 00:26:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Sid Skidmark the Third
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:The Donald and Jong-In Kim are huge admirers of BG Supreme Leader Mike. And are about to send a high level warning to TMBC. TMBC must send a letter apologising and begging forgiveness for their considering killing BG on June 5th. Otherwise, their offices will be bombarded incessantly with Super GS-strength stink bombs. They will assuredly find this extremely unpleasant, and detrimental to their health. I wouldn't want to be in their shoes, I can tell you that.
May 20, 2018 05:03:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Kyu Sakamoto
Email:
Where are
you from:		Aomori Prefecture, Japan
Comments:Japanese coffee shop owner, Yokitimo Shimotai, has perfected a recipe using roasted garlic cloves and is marketing the resulting product. Extremely satisfied customers say it eliminates the kick which comes from coffee, and tastes just like coffee - even better. Warning : Yokitomo's garlic 'coffee' may taste just like coffee, but the aroma is definitely of garlic. Some say it would be an enormous improvement if GS starts drinking same, and it weakens his existing smell a little.
May 16, 2018 00:49:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Fit as a fiddle and ready for love,Cowboy Joe.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Frittenden former Rodeo Riders Retirement Home
Comments:Whew! GS smells ripe, he makes them doggone skunks smell like desert flower Air Wick.
May 15, 2018 03:41:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowgirl Josie.
Email:
Where are
you from:		GS's Backyard Ranch
Comments:Well pardners/have to admit - GS was always my hero : Born on a dung hill in rural Trosley, killed a beetle when he was only three. And never looked back; went from strength to strength. Please pass the Air Wick.
May 12, 2018 17:33:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Snopper Hopgood
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Ironing has a GREAT future. I ended up as a local Leisure Services Director, and am told I should come out of retirement to take advantage of this.
May 10, 2018 18:33:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Snopper Hopgood
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Are we really ready for this showbiz extravaganza? Yes! we are. Let's get ready to rumble!
May 10, 2018 16:36:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Snopper Hopgood
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Aw flip me! They haven't come out with the 'Official Announcement' yet. I'm in for it.
May 10, 2018 16:23:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Snopper Hopgood
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Oh! how splendid it will be to see that new 'Ironing With Adrian' programme on TV. What a relief from all that dumbed-down cooking stuff they keep churning out. Real modern men are ironing men. I might take an evening class on it, and buy Adrian's 'how to' book.
May 10, 2018 16:16:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Zack Chromosome
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:And 73 years of age this year! Unbelievable, just what can his health secrets be? My misses says he looks 2 decades younger than that. She has threatened to put me on a diet, and go out walking with her at 6 am.
May 9, 2018 00:45:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. and Mrs. Z. Chromosome
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:And unselfish to a fault, Supermike declares emphatically that he does not want a BGGC - ESPECIALLY one that would build more banks in which he could stack a portion of his vast money reserves. A FINE MAN INDEED.
May 8, 2018 15:24:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. and Mrs. Z. Chromosome
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:We cannot think of a more worthy person than Marvelous Mike Taylor, to be the subject of a fascinating and interesting documentary film about the Parish in God's Country - Borough Green. Supermike is a 'one in 17 million' [proven with scientific analysis] outstanding personality; a winner; a Man for the People. There will never be another like him. Commence filming!
May 8, 2018 05:55:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr. and Mrs. Z. Chromosome
Email:
Where are
you from:		Adrian's allotment shed (secretly).
Comments:Yes Supermike, indubitably. And exponentially increasing, as your multitude of excited fans read this. Heartfelt congratulations from us all!
May 7, 2018 17:09:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Because I'm worth it !!!
May 7, 2018 06:39:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Pete Snopper Hopgood
Email:
Where are
you from:		Leybourne; formerly Station Rd., BG and Royal Oak, Wrotham Heath.
Comments:I still don't know Adrian's surname. Sabrina's granddaughter said she'd heard of a 'Adrian Ironingbored' at TMBC. Somehow I can't believe that would be 'our' Adrian. It sounds too 'showbizzy'.
May 6, 2018 19:16:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Lord Bagshott-Smythe Tired & Sabrina's Grandaughtr
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:30 Maidstone Rd. Zoopla current est. - 1,309,000 quid. 34 Maidstone Rd. Zoopla current est. - 1,197,000 quid. 41 Maidstone Rd. Adrian current est. - 1,499,000 quid. Are you kidding us? All this dough for the honour of living near Super-dooper Mike?
May 5, 2018 08:43:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Lord Bagshott-Smythe Retd.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Unfortunately, my Titbits did have grubby little finger prints over it and damaged page corners. Sigh! Don't the lower classes say 'boys will be boys' or something to that effect? But that's not taking away from the fact that he was the crème de la crème of Malling Rural District paper boys.
May 3, 2018 17:15:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Lord Bagshott-Smythe Retd.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Plucks Gutter Posh Retirement Home; also Majority Owner of same, may I say.
Comments:How is Adrian doing? He was such a sweet boy during those days that he was delivering my Times, Tatler and Titbits. I remember putting aside a few dropped apples in my cold storage, for his well-deserved Christmas tip. I suppose that economically, he is faring somewhat better now?
May 3, 2018 16:54:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Freddie the Fearless Fly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:As if we even wanted to - how would me and my mates stop GS from smelling? Get in and block his nose
April 24, 2018 18:57:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Optimistic Georgie Boy
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Corr! Well, there's only one way to find out. [chuckle] And I'm in top form during springtime!
April 22, 2018 01:01:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope Stoppit
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:But what if he is 'old school' - and I have to meet his mother before I get my first kiss?
April 22, 2018 00:57:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Freddie the Fearless Fly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Flies most certainly do - special BG tourist accommodation for them is being booked by record breaking numbers, from Oxen Hoath to Styants Bottom. We are even considering applying to have our own section on BGPC!
April 21, 2018 19:03:05 (GMT Time)


Name:GS
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Such an exhilarating feeling. I can almost smell/have a whiff that/I could become, her hot Springtime Supersausage. Does BG, really love Romantics like me?
April 21, 2018 04:10:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope Stoppit
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:mmmm...sigh! G. Boy shows such promise
April 20, 2018 01:01:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Optimistic Georgie Boy
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Nudge nudge, wink wink.
April 16, 2018 00:58:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope Stoppit
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Warmest Congratulations! I'll definitely check things out. Can't wait to get started!
April 15, 2018 18:32:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Adrian Z. Wall
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Wow! and grilled rather than pan-fried - you, Freddie and GS sound like accomplished chefs, Supermike. Are you watching this on TV? I'm impressed! Sounds like hot chipolatas are larger in BG!?
April 14, 2018 17:29:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hot chipolata
April 14, 2018 14:28:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Freddie the Fearless Fly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Get lost Epson Printer Helpline. Important Message; For the upcoming BG BBQ season : Large Sausage seeks Hot Grill. Apply to Optimistic Georgie Boy.
April 14, 2018 00:36:48 (GMT Time)


Suspicious? we take no chances
Name:Epson Printer Helpline Number UK
April 13, 2018 09:02:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Freddie the Fearless Fly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Memories of the 1958 summer Hot War, when the headline appeared stating : 'MARJORIE MACADAM SAYS THERE ARE TOO MANY FLIES IN BOROUGH GREEN.' When the so-called 'fly problem' went away, Marjorie's unfriendly ideas were saved/put on file. Is it possible you could destroy those files; also ban fly paper and swatters in BG Sir Supermike? George only wanted to be without his wonderful smell, when at functions where attendees were behind the times/less understanding than yourself. Keep up the excellent work. All the very best!!
April 12, 2018 01:29:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Freddie the Fearless Fly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Me and my buddies agree that his heavenly smell has been reinstated even more obnoxiously-wise better. With hot weather forecast for this summer, we are confident that tourism of flies around George will increase exponentially. The more the merrier, as I think you will agree.
April 9, 2018 02:58:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Freddie the Fearless Fly
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Perfumist : "The cheque you gave me for my bill came back." GS : "So did my unpleasant smell."
April 9, 2018 01:56:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Xestobium R-G
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:(Mar. 19) Georgie Boy sure wasn't lonely for long...soon surrounded by big bluebottle flies again. Usually raised his spirits somewhat.
April 3, 2018 14:04:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Perhaps GS is the real source of the recently discovered increase in Landfill Gas emissions at Tolsey Mead. Maybe he needs to be moved to Porton Down where the material can be properly investigated, perhaps bottled for use in a retaliatory strike against V Putin Esq, Novochok will pale into insignificance.
March 29, 2018 08:06:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Sid Skidmark the Third
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:And/or the George Smith, who Anon No. 26 agreed with on June 15 post?
March 25, 2018 16:09:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Gorganzola Gaspype Jnr.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Is George from 'Somewhere in the Garden of England, vast becoming concrete', georgiesmithy1260{at}gmail.com - the now famous bamboo burping guy?
March 25, 2018 14:28:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted Bamboo Co. tied cottage
Comments:Smelly George Smiff : Haven't I seen you someplace before? Polly Panda : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
March 24, 2018 22:59:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Xestobium Rufovillosum-Green
Email:
Where are
you from:		Button's Bourne-cum-Claygate Cross
Comments:Apparently, one time before George Smith started smelling too off, he didn't get too lucky. His overwhelming interest : 'Just remember my saying no is not a rejection...and saying no to one thing is saying yes to something better.' George : 'Something better for who?' Her : 'Whom. Something better for whom.' P.S. Actually she was most attractive...and in her twenties. And her closing was not from Hyacinth Bucket.
March 19, 2018 02:25:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Merulius Lacrymans
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:That stench most certainly smells like George Smith eats lots of bamboo. And is linked to the giant pandas from the mountainous Yangtze region of central China. Only a handful of zoos in the world have George's distant relations held captive. Apart from staying at a safe distance to avoid being overcome by the smell, George would not be considered particularly dangerous. He wouldn't be eating bamboo all day long - just breakfast, noon, and early evening mealtimes. But he is a fast eater.
March 7, 2018 05:50:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Got the 'Remon tree, velly pletty, and the remon flower is sweet' song on the brain. And thinking of Supermike's allotment trees thriving with global warming. And how many remons grow on a remon tree? Well, all of them. Hee hee! Wonder if George Smith will buy my out soon, new CD?
March 7, 2018 03:34:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Motorcycle Michael
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I think that George Smith's extending mild stench should be piped into a special chamber located on a bus roof rack. And he charged at a rate according to its strength. My partner was in that queue and said that judging by his grinning - others were grimacing, it might have contained for him only some laughing gas - type quality. It is said there is enough interest for TMBC to commence preparing a report about this.
February 24, 2018 00:16:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Solanum Tuberosum
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:My wife smelt George at the bus stop yesterday and wondered where he was off to.
February 23, 2018 18:22:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Please pardon our Engrish, we sometimes have ploblems with our l's and r's, but are placticing. Is this a little more better? Is there a CD of George Smith's witty BG Engrish jokes that we could learn from?
February 23, 2018 18:00:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:That wasn't the milk, that was George
February 23, 2018 17:57:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Solanum Tuberosum
Email:
Where are
you from:		Sotts Hole Campsite
Comments:Yeh, an' as you said there Big Mike, similarly : It's the person who is cool and sexy, even if his name is George Smith the Trillionth. Was going to invite him for tea too, but the milk was starting to smell off.
February 23, 2018 17:29:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Welcome back to you all, I had really missed you, even if I didn't always understand what you were on about. Sad about poor old George Smith, I suppose dereliction of his school duties meant he got dragged back to work, Senior Milk Monitor, how we miss his ready wit !!!
February 23, 2018 15:28:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Kang - Dae Park
Email:
Where are
you from:		I'm Shuckenfite's room mate at present
Comments:Re : Aug. 17, 2017; Our Gleat Leader being informed that an 'Engrish Breakfast' is 'A roll in bed with honey' and that he likes bleakfast in bed. He's not on a roll at plesent. Last night he was told by a nice, respectable Maidstone Road maiden, who is waitressing at the Winter Olympics : 'If you want bleakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.' 'And I like my eggs sunny side up, thank you velly much.'
February 23, 2018 02:44:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Will have to lemove my baracrava in a moment
Comments:Superdupermike : Awrays lemember end of workday week is N.Korea Air Force Day - Flydays. Haa! Haa! Hee! Hee! Don't we have fun. Cheers!
February 21, 2018 06:21:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Getting nice 'n toasty in underglound bunker
Comments:Happy Feblualy 16th Birthdate of Kim Jong II, Adlian! Better Rate than Never, as Blitish Lail and Postal Service used to say. Cheers Fliend!
February 21, 2018 05:50:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Warming up in B.G. North Korea reinforced conclete underglound bunker.
Comments:Jean Beason, NY Yankee: Olanges and remons say the bells of Saint Crements. And sticka dem 23DD animations upper your olange faced Plesident. And gleatfully thankyous!!
February 21, 2018 05:04:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Gene Beason
Email:Genebeason123{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		newyork
Comments:Hi everyone, We have too good video basied on 2D and 3D animation. You can see 2D and 3D animation video and also see all subject related video. For more information, see link http://attitudemotorclub.com.loopiadns.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=10678 Thanks!
February 20, 2018 13:03:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope Stoppit
Email:
Where are
you from:		Thong Lane
Comments:Randle O. McMurphy : I'm feeling slightly broody, and actually quite good. You're looking almost too good - just like I knew you would!
February 10, 2018 00:48:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Motorcycle Michael
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:Memories, memories, all those Anons ago. "Col. Prenderghast sounds very much like Julia Sanderson who sent me this message via You Tube...." March 14, 2017.
February 4, 2018 07:02:16 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Here we go. Welcome!? Anon No. 25
February 3, 2018 14:47:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Penelope Pitstop
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Why, I do declare. Someone is impersonating my good friend Nurse Ratched, it can only be that darstardly "supermike" who masquerades as a super-hero when all along he's been Borough Green's very own super-villain. She'll have to up his medication. If that fails then the only answer is the ultimate cure - as administered to her patient Randle McMurphy.
February 3, 2018 10:47:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Isles Quarry & Proud
Comments:Adrian : Oh, Oh, have a Have another little piece of my heart now, baby. You know you got it - whoahhhh!! You make me feel sooo special.
February 1, 2018 23:41:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Jeremiah Bullfrog
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted
Comments:Transfer deadline day latest - Adrian is to stay with TMBC.
January 31, 2018 12:02:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Jeremiah Bullfrog
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Oh Adrian. And in case I happen to miss you - Happy Easter.
January 29, 2018 06:25:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Jeremiah Bullfrog
Email:
Where are
you from:		Still lodging with my cousin in Basted
Comments:Goodnight Adrian, have a good week!
January 28, 2018 22:52:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Jeremiah Bullfrog
Email:
Where are
you from:		Lodging with my cousin in Basted
Comments:People who say we should pay our tax bills with a smile are wrong. One time Supermike tried it, but they insisted on cash. I'm told that he is chuffed about his looks being favourably mentioned - and thinks one of the best things about getting older, is that there is nothing left to learn the hard way. I wouldn't mind paying a little income tax, but I don't make enough money. Saving my receipts though, in case I get a job and claim a tax refund.
January 28, 2018 22:08:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Got to disagree with those sentiments, they demean those who did lose their lives, or who suffered injury. Whilst there may well be political machinations behind the path to war, and granted any soldier keeps his head down, in their hearts they believed that what they are doing is largely a just cause. They may not actually mean to give their lives, but we should honour the fact that their lives have been taken in our defence.
December 5, 2017 22:40:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Harvey -wallbanger rtd
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough-green
Comments:There is one thing that really gets up my nose as a former Soldier , That is the phrase used loosely by men of the cloth known as sky pilots to us old sweats or padres , vicars to you civis . The following phrase "They gave there lives " , What a load of old tosh as an ex soldier when the bullets start to fly one keeps his head down. What should be said in this day and age is "They died contributing to a politicians ambition " more fitting do you not think.
December 3, 2017 11:53:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Mister X
Email:
Where are
you from:		Leybourne now
Comments:So I was saying to a jeering few, 'no harm in just asking, is there?' The money obsessed Tories replied, 'there certainly is.' Those that think more about our culture said, 'way to go Mister X - we're with you, all the way.'
December 1, 2017 08:51:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred A. again
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG - attempting to complete my sun tan
Comments:Motorcycle Michael : A few noticed that it appeared the day following her last post on this site. Please add to your statistics. Thanks.
November 21, 2017 17:54:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Motorcycle Michael : Is she also Anon No. 22 now? I've heard that you took over as Official Scorer!
November 20, 2017 17:58:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Motorcycle Michael : Did you see 'Anna's' comment at History of BG Photo Archive; THEMED : Transport; Sept. 22/2017?
November 20, 2017 16:29:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:We have provided the War Memorial, it is up to the people what sort of ceremony develops there, not for us to decree. But it was felt important to start something, and 10am leaves time for people to get to their respective church services. Happy to hear suggestions. And it is a secular memorial, to commemorate every one who gave their lives, not just members of any specific religion
November 14, 2017 09:45:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Merulius Lacrymans
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted
Comments:Secret Squirrel : At Hurst Wood, stump tailed squirrels are usually boys that were a little too amorous. If the girls aren't ready to mate, they will often chase the boys away and may bite their tails or scratch their ears. Some are wondering how your life has differed on Planet Zog. Is there any chance that you might be a little less secretive about this? Mike might agree to you having a Planet Zog Section, here at BG News. That would be great - can't wait.
November 14, 2017 07:12:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Merulius Lacrymans
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted
Comments:Secret Squirrel : When there is a large supply of acorns, deer really go at it. Squirrels were exceedingly amorous this year - any idea why?
November 14, 2017 00:47:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Merulius Lacrymans
Email:
Where are
you from:		Basted
Comments:Secret Squirrel : You should hide your nuts there before the dark days of winter arrive. Free rent at the moment!
November 13, 2017 17:12:22 (GMT Time)


Name:secret squirel
Email:with held
Where are
you from:		planet zog .
Comments:Weather-spoons eyes up the old Nat West site for new village pub. Probably take more money than the bank ever did .
November 13, 2017 15:07:08 (GMT Time)


Name:fred f pucker
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:I did not relies that the left wing liberal PC brigade had taken control of this site as well !!!
November 13, 2017 14:55:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Still BG N.Korea Embassy
Comments:Frederlick f Pucker : Are you Reynolds News reading member of Engrish UK Communist Party? We have big bottle of Smirnov Vodka for you if you be so; with autographed photo of our powerful Locket Man.
November 13, 2017 06:28:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Motorcycle Michael
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:Fred F. Pucker : Are you related to Anon 21? Hope you don't mind me enquiring. Thanks again.
November 12, 2017 21:30:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Motorcycle Michael
Email:
Where are
you from:		Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:Fred F. Pucker : What is an Adult Shop? I assume these are something quite new - and sell Christmas presents of some kind? I'm almost too old to ride a motorbike right now - would I be allowed in something like that, whatever it is? Are there Golden Oldie Shops, for ex-biker hikers, about too? Thank you.
November 12, 2017 18:12:28 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:with held due to IPA
Where are
you from:		Borough-green
Comments:War memorial . After many years The long over due Memorial has finally been built, Not in the best of places in my view. But I respect the majority's decision as we all had a chance to vote on this site. Now what puzzles me is why hold a wreath laying ceremony at 1000Am or 10.00 hrs with a few ex Soldiers /Airmen/and the Royal Navy reps and a few councilors thrown in for good measure. Why or where were the local Cubs, Scouts, Girl, guides, ACF ? Puzzles me why the local sky pilot (priest } can not get together with the powers that be and get their act together and have a proper church parade
November 12, 2017 12:41:17 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:with held due to IPA
Where are
you from:		Borough-green
Comments:War memorial . After many years The long over due Memorial has finally been built, Not in the best of places in my view. But I respect the majority's decision as we all had a chance to vote on this site. Now what puzzles me is why hold a wreath laying ceremony at 1000Am or 10.00 hrs with a few ex Soldiers /Airmen/and the Royal Navy reps and a few councilors thrown in for good measure. Why or where were the local Cubs, Scouts, Girl, guides, ACF ? Puzzles me why the local sky pilot (priest } can not get together with the powers that be and get their act together and have a proper church parade
November 12, 2017 12:40:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred f Pucker
Email:fred{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		Borough-green
Comments:I have just heard the sad news that there will not be a Adult shop in the old junk shop vacated a few months ago . This could have been a magnet to the village bringing much wanted customers flocking to our village. But alas it is not to be, The left wing PC Liberals rule again and spoil all of our fun. Happy Christmas Ho! bloody Ho!
November 12, 2017 12:14:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		N. Korea Embassy, BG.
Comments:Cool, Tall and Sexy - Mighty Mike : We velly muchso accererating our Space ploglamme. Soon we expect to land on Sun during dark of night. If during hot daylight would burn our tootsies. Are taking implessive asbestos BG Herald flag to display there. Cheers!
October 18, 2017 23:16:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Adrian Z. Wall
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Sore Manor
Comments:Thankz Mr. Mike : Though I quite like Adrianon de Wall. And it might help my confidence a little.
October 17, 2017 15:58:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I don't think we have ever had an Adrianon the PC, or a Zebediah. And its the person who is cool and sexy, even if their name is Mike
October 17, 2017 11:22:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Adrian Z. Wall
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Sore Manor
Comments:Should I modify my name if applying to join BGPC? Adrian isn't very cool or sexy is it.
October 17, 2017 05:24:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Reference the Colin Pink query, I will ask the family. Re Anon 19 alias accusation - how do you know that wasn't me as well, and you are just a figment of my imagination. Although talking to myself on my own website would be a pretty sterile pastime
September 24, 2017 09:34:02 (GMT Time)


Name:john risley
Email:john.risley{at}sky.com
Where are
you from:		10 st james mews
Comments:Phone 01277631145 Notice from the web a gentleman by the name of Colin Pink. Over the years there have been many Pinks in North kent. However, I am interested in a James Pink born about 1820 with a father of William Pink. Would Colin be related or have any knowledge of the Pink family members of around 1820 or hopefully earlier. Kind Regards John Risley, Great Great Grandson of James Pink born approx 1820 in Ightham.
September 23, 2017 19:04:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' Future Sweetheart.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boarder at BG Tomato Throwing Academy.
Comments:She's a LOSER; but she sure helps build up the hits. Wonder who helps retrieve her foot from her mouth?
September 23, 2017 04:08:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' Current Sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		41 Maidstone Road
Comments:If the good folk of BG ever find out just who has been blocking their bypass they would throw rotten tomatoes and pigswill at him too.
September 21, 2017 19:16:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:Smoky : war memorial; organic produce; Harry wins landslide; 19th alias : here we go again, happy as can be.
September 21, 2017 19:09:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:You sound like my -ex, Smoky. But the Bacons of Platt would have lobbed inorganic sh*t. They were dirt cheap (farmers).
September 21, 2017 16:04:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Smoky Bacon
Email:
Where are
you from:		Wrotham
Comments:Only the best will do. Pelt him with organic produce only.
September 21, 2017 09:30:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Smokey Robinson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Near the biggest BG bonfire
Comments:Matt : Protecting local scum and destroying the good? How come Tory witches SM, BH and SP didn't qualify to go up in flames? You should get your brain scan checkup, before it's too late!!
September 21, 2017 03:37:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Smokey Robinson
Email:
Where are
you from:		Near the biggest BG bonfire
Comments:Holy smoke, fan Mathew/Matthew? wishing to see you go out in blazing glory, Mr. T. Actually, sounds like a Grandson of Charlie Hopkins - and Guy Fawkes himself. Will have to check Dame Dorothy Selby's embroidery for clues. Matt's sure a fiery character - bet he's purchased his sparklers already.
September 20, 2017 20:00:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Mathew Hopkins, ( WITCH FINDER GENERAL)
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mr T, Its nearly November 5th, have you thought you can wear Guy Fawkes costume, With barrels of gunpowder around you, on the bonfire, It be a welcome sight for borough green villagers.
September 20, 2017 13:38:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hi Mike, John Weller was Treasurer of the Kent County Football League; and League Historian. From Ian's History of BG Photo Archive : There is to my mind a somewhat amusing cutting (or two?) about how John was proposed for membership of BG Parish Council but the seat went to the Bank Manager's wife, for little reason other than that she had support from a certain quarter and was the said person's wife. In terms of knowing the nuts and bolts of Council work John would have been streets ahead of anyone else. Before your time Mike, but do you recollect hearing of this?
September 19, 2017 00:09:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:When she had raided the larder, we were happy as pigs in you know what.
September 17, 2017 04:39:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:Briefly I was known as her streetheart - I had been out of work, and sleeping under a Recreation Ground bench.
September 17, 2017 02:23:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:Watch that SP doesn't claim he supplied the glew to install the name plaque. Groan! Sorry! not claimed to be "humorous."
September 16, 2017 18:11:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:John Toogood & Sons, Rock Road, Borough Green. Special Cows Kept For Infants & Invalids. I wonder if Kevin Toogood (D.M.O.) is related to the BG Toogood's Dairy family? Landlord of The Rock, Arthur Russell, had Durlings build the house next door - later used as Toogood's Dairy and family residence.
September 14, 2017 21:35:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:TMBC et al are really in a quandary - if they don't monitor this site, they might miss out on evidence, but if they do check they bump up the hit rate. Still, when has Adrian ever worried about evidence, the Standards System is a personal weapon for him. Sad that it has no nails in the end of the club.
September 14, 2017 08:24:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:100,000 hits in the past 31 months! January 2016, was at a total of 150,000. 'Twas heard at the time : "Good Morning, Adrian, keeps my hit rate up!" Wonder if he's still at it? Can still do it?
September 14, 2017 05:26:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:'Call me Kernel' I used to think she was sighing into my ear. I thought it turned her crank to be a bit of a nut, and she had a soft spot for me. I was wrong; she had her new Colonel Prenderghast alias in mind.
September 12, 2017 06:47:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:Former Boro' Green CC player, BH :I think cricket table ryegrass is growing out of my ears. Doctor : How did that happen? BH : I don't know. I planted British Columbia (BC Bud) marijuana seed.
August 28, 2017 23:57:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:Takes me back in a way, to when one of my favourite comics was 'Film Fun.' I caught some of the later guest appearances of 'Eddie the Happy Editor.' You are an accomplished editor, Mr. Mike. Well done!
August 27, 2017 17:50:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts' former sweetheart
Email:
Where are
you from:		formerly Isles Quarry
Comments:We have sort of forgotten each other somewhat - we both wore Sainsbury bags over our heads when at close quarters.I'm really ugly - be glad when it's Halloween, and I can look more normal and leave the house
August 27, 2017 02:46:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Would SP's fluorescent nose, also be too tainted? Customers at a Pyongyang Dim Sum restaurant, reckon it would be a dream of a delicacy when pickled along with one of his big toes.
August 21, 2017 02:18:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:We really had no idea just how corrupt they have been, Your Highness Chairman Mike. What a ghastly death it would have been - eating Tory burgers containing them as ingredients. Just off of Skype with our Great Leader, his response was : "If North Korea ever produced such abominable criminals, a just punishment would be to force feed them with same. Only three of them, you say?" Could be a good little export business.
August 19, 2017 19:02:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Whilst Long Pig is oft considered a ritual delicacy in foreign parts, the idea has never really appealed. And as for those three, the years of corruption will have tainted the meat beyond redemption, even a mongoose would die in agony.
August 19, 2017 08:46:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:In case he extends his stay; our Great, Dear Leader, would like to know who's got the best deal on baker's dozens of rolls, by the half ton truck load. And if the bees are healthy this summer. I'm also expecting him to enquire about the crumpet situation.
August 18, 2017 02:55:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		North Korea Embassy, Borough Green.
Comments:Your Highness Chairman Mikey; Our Great, Dear Leader is wondering quite what to expect during his visit to Maidstone Road. He was informed that an 'Engrish Breakfast' is 'A roll in bed with honey.' He likes breakfast in bed.
August 17, 2017 14:31:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dear Engrishman Chairman Mikey; Am not trying to tell cook his job, but as with dogs, some prior torture tenderizes the meat. Our Great, Dear Leader is dribbling with high expectation. Tank you, toodle-oo for now.
August 16, 2017 15:08:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Dear Chairman Mike, haven't been able to have that chat with our Great Eater & Leader, just yet. He has recently requested, that I try to wangle him a few tickets for the highly prestigious, Maidstone Road Annual Dinner & Dance. Looking at photos of BH and SP, he is highly excited that they might be on the menu. He would prefer BH boiled and SP fried.
August 11, 2017 01:51:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dear Shuckenfite. Could you have a chat with your Dear Leader - his ranting only encourages the Donald. One of them is at serious risk of exploding, Not Pretty!!
August 10, 2017 06:40:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		North Korea Embassy, Borough Green.
Comments:Why doesn't she switch to the Community site - where the more dumbed down types constantly gaze at the pretty pictures? Pray she will cease her defecations here!
August 9, 2017 16:54:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Shuckenfite.
Email:
Where are
you from:		North Korea Embassy, Borough Green.
Comments:AAAaaaaaaaaargh... Will anyone, or anything, finally rid us of her? ...Aaaaaagh..
August 9, 2017 00:23:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Based on posts alone, her latest caused the biggest drop in hits for a while. Someone clicks at the Community and PC sites for a hobby. Maybe SM or BH.
August 7, 2017 16:33:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:She's gotta be an absolute loner. Even my ferret can't bear to read her recycled sh*t.
August 6, 2017 02:39:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:The latest of her 17 aliases here this year. I'll have to check the Guinness Book of Records - Borough Green and Long Mill Section.
August 5, 2017 17:12:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Stunt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Bedlam
Comments:With all the extraneous matter issuing from Kenny Punt I think he may in need of ministrations from my colleague Nurse Ratched. She could offer him an enema but in view of his transgender obsession it might be difficult for her discern which orifice her instrument should be applied.
August 5, 2017 08:41:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:George : Wake up! All these male aliases - are you transgender?
August 5, 2017 00:44:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Phil
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:When I said "nut free" I was alluding to Sainsbury being the only Mike Taylor free zone in Borough Green.
August 4, 2017 06:52:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Phil
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Kenny, you sound like Mike Taylor, wondered when he'd introduce another alias besides Fred.
August 4, 2017 06:49:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Phil : Hoots mon, at first I thought you were Ben Dover's Scottish mate, Phil McAvity. But you wouldn't be buying that pricey fake stuff.JFMH
August 4, 2017 02:54:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Phil, You sound like Col. Prenderghast - wondered when you'd come back.
August 3, 2017 23:35:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Christ Phil, you must have shares in Sainsbury's, coming up with all that BS. Do you write the labels? How about a finder's fee for me? I more or less arranged this advertising space for you. I'm sick of working my arse off making money for other people, and having to steal stuff from Mike's allotment at 3am, just to survive.
August 3, 2017 23:16:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Phil
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Wide choice of organic vegetables, huge variety of vegetarian meals, vegan too, Gluten free, Dairy free · Wheat free · Nut free · Soya free · Health drinks with no preservatives or antioxidants, vast selection of herbal teas. What's more, no loud music putting your ear drums at risk unlike the Co-op, that is why you will find all the grannies in Borough Green shopping in Sainsbury, queues of the tattooed and pierced younger generation shopping there too.
August 3, 2017 19:44:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Too much red meat, fertilizers/herbicide/pesticide raised veg., coke/soft drinks, McDonalds type chips with ketchup. Just a few great items for a kid's growing brain and judgement. Toss in the influence of their parents.
August 3, 2017 17:08:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Phil
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Yup, Kenny, we're very lucky Borough Green now has a Sainsburys with the best fresh local produce and you get double points on your Nectar Card!!!
August 3, 2017 13:36:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Prague is a long way to go shopping. But there are some good local shops selling the entire range of fresh veg, meat, etc, and no air fare to pay.
August 3, 2017 06:46:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Money problems : Many mums waste money on garbage 'food' products. Often they cannot, or will not, cook. In Prague, groceries are pretty well half the price of same types in England. And mothers prepare healthy, nutritious, inexpensive meals. When I've mentioned this to some locals, they've replied that they would prefer not to live like peasants! I'm sure most of their experiences in Prague, if at all, would have been on cheap long weekend pub crawls!
August 3, 2017 00:19:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Yep! Mike. And each time the 'alibi' in 'favour' of the child gets reinforced in the parent's 'brain.' And of course does immense harm to the child whose own brain, especially judgement, is far from fully formed.
August 2, 2017 17:30:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Got to agree with the sentiments, Kenny. It isn't really anything to do with "social class", it's about parents caring and giving their kids time and love, and that don't cost nuthin. Social class can bring money problems, especially under the present Government, and the stress of surviving that takes parent's minds off the real issues. And the other big issue is "my boy wouldn't do that, he's an angel"
August 2, 2017 07:43:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Kids can be from a low income family; receive a good upbringing from their parents; not get in with the wrong crowd; be OK. I was not solely referring to 'spoilt kids' in it's mainly thought of sense - but also to being 'spoilt' by poor upbringing/lack of attention, by parents who do not deserve to have children.
August 2, 2017 02:02:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Kenny Punt
Email:
Where are
you from:		Age Concern Shed, with my ferret
Comments:Parents are to blame for the behavior of their spoilt kids. RAGING GRANNIES UNITE and attack useless parents of spoilt kids. Also, replace Police who are sitting in Sainsbury's car park eating doughnuts, with the SPECIAL FORCE OF UNITED RAGING GRANNIES. Be rid of young hooligans in Borough Green!
August 1, 2017 09:34:55 (GMT Time)


Name:F. A.
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:F. M. T. I'm sort of 'whispering' this. Not only have some recent posts been a cunning plan to show we are different people - but also to observe two linked suspects who have been posting anonymously about us. Regards to Doll, sorry to 'use' her in this. Am still hobbling around, from getting my right foot caught in one of BH's Hurst Woods leg hold traps. Will explain more fully later, if safe to do so.
July 31, 2017 05:19:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:They called me 'The Rocket Man' at one time. I admit I think differently to the average BGite. I do have issues about my health. My doctor said, caused by a decrease in supplements from petrol and diesel fumes - which were previously provided free of charge, by haulage and quarrying companies. And I can't get anywhere, with our world class health system.
July 30, 2017 21:25:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Actually, I know quite a few good hearted people - it would come to quite a lot of money in postage stamps! And why didn't Dot's husband get an MBE? He was a milkman at one time. I've been round the block a few times : One little bit of advice - as you get older, don't become too big of a fish in a small bowl.
July 30, 2017 12:07:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Well, that's great - we disagree. Perhaps Anon Anon will accept that we are not the same person now - and agree with you on this. You have already admitted that you find her slightly amusing. That might even be another vote for you. Well done.
July 30, 2017 10:26:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I don't need an MBE, my thanks are all around. And being an ornery cuss I would have to refuse anyway. Dear old Doll is our favourite MBE, Jackie sends her a card every year on the anniversary. If everyone had a heart like Doll the world would be a far happier place. No more Isis, Red Brigade, or Tories.(At least Isis and the Red Brigade don't pretend to care)
July 30, 2017 06:50:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		I might have to go back into hiding in Hurst Woods.
Comments:I'm sorry, but for the life of me, I still cannot get my head around a milkman and a school cleaner, being awarded MBEs. Surely Mike should receive a knighthood then? At least. To me it remains so perplexing - I hope I don't get thrown out, and become 'formerly of Borough Green.'
July 30, 2017 00:27:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hey Supermike the Undefeated One - what's up? Have you won the lottery? You're starting to lay in, on Saturday mornings!
July 29, 2017 06:59:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I must be in line for an MBE - way after Mike, of course.
July 29, 2017 02:31:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		I'm still around - don't worry!
Comments:Thank Christ it left Borough Green. How can so many read her garbage, and not submit a comment? Is it pollution causing early dementia, or BG Primary/Wrotham School/Grammar, Technical schools/College, University/ modern-ish education? Or so called hi-tech? I'm teaching evening class, on how to properly manipulate a ball point pen. I'm doing my bit.
July 29, 2017 02:08:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:Dear Fred Anonymous, Your unrequited love affair with Supermike has got to stop! It's doing you no good. So sad to see a supposedly grown man suffer from this sort of mental disorientation. Take it from me, his beauty was only ever skin deep. If all else fails we may have to call in Nurse Ratched to administer some stronger medicine.
July 27, 2017 13:07:23 (GMT Time)


July 27, 2017 07:30:08 (GMT Time)

Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Att : SM, BH, SP. How does it feel to be famous, by being mentioned on this website? Come on now - let's hear from you. Don't be fright!
July 27, 2017 02:13:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Exciting sighting, down Maidstone Road! BH still posthumously walking, just about - on stolen steroids!
July 26, 2017 14:40:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Is it possible, that Anon Anon has become extinct? And a licensed mummifier hired to work on their bodies?
July 26, 2017 05:27:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I'm getting them mixed up Mike. Was SM or BH the most posthumous?
July 25, 2017 15:38:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Sorry to rain on that thought Mike, but I thought BM was the first posthumous Chairman!
July 25, 2017 15:29:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:I could become the first posthumous Chairman !!
July 25, 2017 07:07:15 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:ON BEHALF OF SM, BH,& SP - I SECOND THAT MOST UNANIMOUSLY!!
July 25, 2017 05:18:15 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:RE-SIGN, RE-SIGN; AND BECOME BGPC CHAIRMAN; FOR EVER, AND EVER.
July 24, 2017 22:14:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Pal Mikey : I was mentioning Anon Anon (with many aliases and bitchy comments) - NOT anon (just any old Tom, Dick and Harriet comment).
July 24, 2017 15:48:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Or at least one of the anons. I can't really believe there is only one, think about my ego !!
July 24, 2017 08:24:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Hurst Woods, last few days
Comments:Unofficially, in the Hurst Woods, Old Soar, Crouch, Claygate Cross area/s, a staggering 86.75% of human residents, believe that she is and/or was, Anon Anon.
July 24, 2017 00:28:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:With shaved heads seeming so mid-2000's now, and Friar Tucks making a comeback - I wonder if BH is still, just about, walking around the village - looking for Maid Marion/s?
July 23, 2017 13:19:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Still in interesting Hurst Woods
Comments:Was known as 'Chiselhurst Woods,' for a short while. From a 'Mid Kent News' headline, following BH's arrest for poaching.
July 23, 2017 12:17:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Anonymously gathering firewood in Hurst Woods
Comments:Mikey : That was continually clobbering Anon Anon; with eloquently, reasoned argument. So much for their university education. Do you think any one of them, could have qualified as an Isle's Quarry tea girl? Remember, giving correct change was part of the job - and not holding back 20% in secret tips.
July 22, 2017 18:13:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Hiding in Hurst Woods, temporarily
Comments:Police Museums are great places for those who love crime, solving crime, and seeing evidence. You'll see impressive and creepy displays - and marvel at the creativity of the criminal mind. It's probably good to take children along too - so they can see where they end up, if they choose a life of crime. Come to think of it, that photo would probably qualify to appear in a funny failures section.
July 22, 2017 00:00:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Mike : I've been offered a supposedly genuine, signed photo of SM, BH, & SP. Would it be worth anything? It has 'The Un-Fab Four',written on the reverse. Do you think the Police Museum would be interested in displaying it? Or Ripley's, 'Believe It Or Not'? SP's nose, is twice as glowing on it - which might help increase it's value?
July 19, 2017 17:10:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green and Proud
Comments:I can't help with the coaching, Fred, I have been happily married for near 50 years, never developed those sort of skills.
July 19, 2017 06:53:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon : Supermike the Undefeated One, and myself, would never ever resign and/or quit Borough Green for good, on a Sunday evening. It's entirely against our religion. How little you know about, or understand, good BGites. Your spiteful attacks, are but an early evening gnat bite or 2.
July 18, 2017 23:53:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:'Supermike the Undefeated One' : It seems you get the better of them, over and over and over and..... And her work in those important London Offices, apparently cuts into the time she would spend discussing tactics with her BG Tory mentors. Have you considered coaching them? To now and again, make it less easy and boring for yourself. Are they, ever likely, to throw in the towel? I suppose they are so used to you clobbering them, it is their way of life now.
July 18, 2017 20:55:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Such eloquence and reasoned argument, how can I deny you?
July 17, 2017 06:49:21 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:RESIGN, RESIGN, QUIT BOROUGH GREEN, FOR GOOD.
July 16, 2017 18:42:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Mike: It is alleged red-nosed SP added to his list of achievements, that when your vehicle battery failed one terrible winter's night, he successfully guided your gritting operation.
July 8, 2017 05:54:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Devotion to that commitment, might account partly for the increase in red-nosed children running during the last 10 years. Keeping his end up; serving BG; enriching his legacy. Sounds like swell material for a song, pardner. Got your guitar ready?
July 7, 2017 17:36:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Cowboy Joe
Email:joe@Yee Haaa.com
Where are
you from:
Comments:I had heard that he was merely following that exhortation from the Good Book to go forth and multiply, a sound Christian principle. In an increasingly Godless world, this commitment is surely laudable?
July 7, 2017 13:02:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Teflon Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website - Sanctions General
Comments:Hi Fred, in this unusually democratic parish, even the accused has a vote, so the single votes against were SP himself. He is of course lashing out blindly at everyone, blaming them and ignoring his signal failure to keep himself trousered in critical situations. I will be shot if I say more, the Attorney General himself is poised awaiting the merest hint of truth about the allegedly scandalous behaviour of our longest "serving" Parish Councillor
July 5, 2017 08:10:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Mike : Re : Last night's two resolved BGPC resolutions. Some who are wildly excited about this, have been thinking about the single votes against, and if there are factors which could make this less brilliant than they had thought. They would like you to further explain. Thanks!
July 4, 2017 20:34:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Teflon Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website Returns Office
Comments:Interesting thought, Fred, and of course she may be free of current engagements shortly. But I think we have enough crooked tories in BG already. Problem is, she might bring some of her new little friends with her, and whilst I don't mind a good slagging off or a standards complaint, car bombing seems a bit harsh, even for my sins. Although some might not agree.
July 2, 2017 06:44:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Same spot
Comments:Of course, it's 'Theresa' Mary May, approximately 11 years younger than Mike. Another senior moment.
July 1, 2017 19:38:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Mike: Re: A new candidate for the vacant BG Parish Councillor position. Currently checking if it could be arranged, I've heard that SP strongly favours Teresa May to sign the Declaration of Acceptance form. They may call him a dreamer (and other things besides!), but it would be interesting. Supermike and Mrs. May - two big names working together!
July 1, 2017 17:17:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:"Name: George. How embarrassing to witness Taylor, trying so hard to match the wit and humour of the Nurse and the Colonel." Well, she's gone. And she thought she was so sh*t hot.
July 1, 2017 11:25:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:On seeking opinions, re : attacks on Mike since March, by Anon Anon et al, one real-named person has totally dominated the ticking of the boxes.
June 30, 2017 17:09:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Don't be sucked in by Anon Anon's 'worry'. Continually moving 2 steps back during her attacks, she was grasping at straws. It was sickening how she had tried to get 'friendly' with D and D. Tories will try anything - we've known that from birth, haven't we?
June 30, 2017 11:14:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website Inquisitors Office
Comments:I think her thoughts were elsewhere - "In spring, a young ....". Anon was worried about the impact of my words on SPs wife and kids, neglecting the impact his actions had on them, and on hers. Oh Dear, missus, Up Pompei has nothing on BG......allegedly
June 30, 2017 06:41:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Quite a few feel, it was pretty well all TD. She fancied her odds; but coming up against formidable Supermike - well, she couldn't take the heat, and had to get out of the kitchen. And he modestly says that he must be getting simple. What a guy!!
June 27, 2017 03:49:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:A nice and peaceful break, Mike. Hope the grammar specialist one, doesn't return to mention that should have been 'was' (yesterday).
June 26, 2017 16:06:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike The Hanged Man
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:I must be getting simple in my old age, Fred, that had simply never occurred to me - but now you mention it , Hmmmm. Most interesting developments in recent days though, I wonder if their Mums will confiscate their I-pads now?
June 26, 2017 07:01:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Recent gossip. Some think that TD had something to do with the small group that were having a go at you here, Mike.
June 25, 2017 19:29:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Teflon Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Fred, I am sure BH is too Tory to have ever inhaled any noxious fumes, except perhaps for the sweet smell of moolah. And as for their phalanx of souls who want me to go : send me a list and I will compare the numbers to the 1600 odd that voted for me. That's Democracy, Folks !
June 22, 2017 06:44:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:They were probably a bit mixed up from smoking dried banana skins, Mike - but allegedly, BH has mentioned that,47 years ago, the Nurse's favourite record was 'Way Down Yonder in Isles Quarry' by Derek and the Daleks.
June 21, 2017 19:47:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:An anonymouse will probably be squeaking about my incorrect spelling of damn, right now.
June 21, 2017 07:54:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:They're a bunch of dam Anonanimositists too, Supermike.
June 21, 2017 06:44:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dear Anonymouses, or is that anonymice? I have taken the liberty of reposting your words from 15th June below. I have also printed that post on shiny new 120gm paper, and when the true rumours in the village get to you, you can pop round here, and eat your words. No, No , No,.... no apology necessary
June 20, 2017 17:07:50 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Taylor - have you ever given a thought to his wife, or his young sons who have grown up in this village and live with your stupid nasty attacks on their dad? The way councils have always operated in this country is in a civilised manner, there is a vote. You lost. But every time you lose, you indulge in vicious personal attacks on people. And I can tell you this - an awful lot of people are sick to the back teeth of it all. Do us all a favour and accept defeat like a man. Or go. June 15, 2017 07:08:57 (GMT Time)
June 20, 2017 17:04:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
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you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Felicity : Let's hope the wind is not too fierce, when above the Potts of piss.
June 20, 2017 16:06:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
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you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." Plato again. I am doing a school paper and I need more information about the quote. Miss Felicity Potts. I am doing a school paper and I need more information about the quote. Miss Felicity Potts. I am doing a school paper and I need more information about the quote. Miss Felicity Potts. I am doing a school paper and I need more information about the quote. Miss Felicity Potts. You are not a fool Felicity - just stupid.
June 19, 2017 21:41:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
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you from:		NSW
Comments:Rubbing Steve's nose in their nests, would get it 'hotter than a doggone fire cracker'.
June 19, 2017 16:57:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:
Comments:I try to be polite, Micky, some sensitive sould come here for recuperation when the Nurse allows them out. And isn't the nurse's Dalek spelt with a Capital "D". They may well be imaginary, but they are a race. PC to the end
June 19, 2017 16:42:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:Boro' Green gone made
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you from:
Comments:We've all heard it for years: "Isles Quarry, Isles Quarry, I-s-l-e-s Q-u-a-r-r-y". Spoken with all the rhetorical flair of a depressed dalek.
June 19, 2017 10:17:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Has to be crppng. Sorry I bothered you. Rub their noses in it.
June 19, 2017 09:04:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Supermike 1 of Borough Green. What is c****g? As in 'c****g in their own nests'? Kentish expats here don't know of a word which would be spelt like that. Is it a new 'coolest of the cool' BG word? Although advancing in years, I want to get 'with it'.
June 19, 2017 01:28:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Very grateful for the advice, whether it is correct or not. There are two reasons why I can say these things with impunity - (1). They are always true, and the people I aim my comments at do not want further exposure of their misdeeds, and (2). As the disclaimer on my website says "I ain't got nuffink, so suing me won't work". I cannot conceive the minds of these people to carry out their attacks on BG, I can see no gain, and why risk public vilification for allying with the crooks at TMBC and developers. I get enough flak from a few pillocks like you, and I am on the same side as the Residents. And further bafflement because these people live here as well, they are c****g in their own nests. Beyond me, absolutely beyond me.
June 18, 2017 06:50:29 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Steve? Oh so you've named him now. Own goal. I'm not him but you can never be sure, can you, because you have defamed just too many people, and not just on your website. Furthermore, "The truth, (or a belief in its truth) is not a defence." This was passed into English law in 1995 according to Blackstone's Criminal Practice 2012. You're on thin ice and gravely mistaken in not being actionable. Incidentally, we don't have to read the decision in it's entirety, that was a phrase you used yourself in your summing up.
June 17, 2017 14:58:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:		Borough Green & Proud
Comments:That was a most interesting slip, Steve. There cannot be one person in a thousand who have read the draft decision, and fewer still who would have remembered that significant phrase "on the balance of probabilities"
June 17, 2017 12:52:47 (GMT Time)


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Comments:How quickly you forget the legal definition of 'balance of probabilities'. It can work against you, just as it can work for you. And in the space of one week.
June 17, 2017 11:53:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I think everyone knows who I am talking about, and if you think I am daft enough to put his name on this...... I am sure the gentleman in question has TMBC Standards Complaint form on his favourites. However, as it is all true, it isn't actionable, but TMBC's Standards system is run by vendetta, not by the Law. I don't mind yet another SB against my name, but I need a short recuperating rest before the next one
June 17, 2017 11:06:56 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Who are you talking about, Mike?
June 17, 2017 10:37:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:		Website
Comments:Come on Fred, be fair, he has done an awful lot for the village - Isles Quarry West, Sainsbury, A-Z houses, stopping the Wrotham bus to the BG Surgery, he is the driving force behind the conversion of Basted Mill into a park, and the 5 "Village in the AONB" signs all around. And he is constantly trying to make the village a better place - close down the village hall because of noise, get rid of me, fighting off the ever present threat of a Gatwick Flightpath, and a tireless campaigner on ethical issues (provided they are his ethics). Credit where Credit, is due I always say, and don't forget his contribution to the Potters Mede construction project - he paid for the opening day flowers out of his own pocket. (Well, OK then, out of the pockets of his former employees)(allegedly).
June 17, 2017 10:01:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Well they think, fast tracking it. Possibly even borrowing some of your achievements, to pad out his limited qualifications. So the award would be sitting there waiting for him, so to speak. That's what some people think about Tories, Mike.
June 17, 2017 04:21:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:
Comments:posthumously perhaps?
June 16, 2017 22:21:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Some BG parishioners think that SM and BH are working behind the scenes, to eventually get Steve Plonker appointed a Freeman of the Borough.
June 16, 2017 20:19:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike apologetically
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Comments:I know, that was a bit over the top, even arrogant, but I enjoyed it. Tally the achievements of SM, BH and SP and the rest of the parasites, and you can count their beneficial achievemnts on the finger of one finger.
June 16, 2017 17:18:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:It is very easy for someone to make offensive comments whilst hiding behind a veil of anonymity. Firstly, the issues where I attack the real Autocrats at TMBC or the old Parish Council are issues that I pick up from members of the public, If you know me as well as you claim you know I can't walk 30ft in the High St without being asked for help or advice. That is far nearer to true democracy than the others. As for your allegation that I am being kept by the People of Borough Green, just go back and check the historic records of expense claims by BH and SM. Its all there on the TMBC website, unless they have now had it removed. So, when people vote for me to go, I will, until then you are a minority of perhaps 3. And I will go happy in the knowledge that I have achieved stuff that benefits the people of BG, carping twits cannot take that away from me. Look around you Ozymandias !!
June 16, 2017 17:14:58 (GMT Time)


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Comments:ROLL UP, ROLL UP! Due to public demand Mike Taylor will make a personal appearance as alter-ego Fred outside Sainsbury on Sat 10-12 am. Entrance Fee £88. Queues expected, so arrive early. Guaranteed wherever he goes, the customary Chronicle photographer will go too. It could be you, the lucky one who gets your picture published next to Fred! For another £50 quid he will sign autographs and pose by his white van which has now been fitted with a noisy blue siren for when he makes citizen arrests on headmasters. Remember folks, everything he does, he does it for you. Proceeds towards his Slush Fund.
June 16, 2017 13:04:37 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Taylor - yesterday you said: "The only people I have attacked are those who deserve it." In other words, people who don't bend to your will and do what you want them to do. These are the words of an autocrat, a self-appointed judge, jury and executioner. And where are all these local jobs you expect commuters to stop travelling to London for. Yesterday you also said: "What I object most strongly to is subsidising their travel." Well, Boro Green objects to subsiding your lifestyle. Yes, you're an autocrat, which is becoming increasingly obvious to everyone except yourself.
June 16, 2017 06:27:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:You sure pick 'em Mike - photos I mean. Is that like the twerpy looking guy above you, always looks?
June 16, 2017 05:03:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:		Borough Gree
Comments:Showing your ignorance, anon, it was a war zone between 2000-2005, ask anyone who has lived here longer than a few months Actually I was close enough to see the entire incident, I have spoken to his Mum, and we have declared peace. If you have anything constructive to say, lets hear it
June 15, 2017 20:38:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Supermike : I've thought from day 1 that she is an idiot, and a complete waste of time. I've got to the point where I'm absolutely sick of her and have to hibernate for a while. IGNORE HER - SHE IS NOT WORTH IT. Frank Bangay was legendary, and you are almost there. Keep up the excellent work!!
June 15, 2017 20:37:18 (GMT Time)


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Comments:JUST POSTED ON YOUR FACEBOOK: "I agree with George Smith, frankly Mike you are way way out of order here. You were condescending and frankly involving yourself in something you do not know about nor where not present. Frankly your being a condescending know it all of the older generation that causes the divide between young and old. Your comment about it being bad in 2000 I'm not sure you know this but borough green isn't some sort of gangland war zone and never has been. If you spoke to someone I know the way you did to Joe I would certainly be picking you up on it. You just didn't need to post this and here's a shock you don't actually run BG so don't pretend you do.
June 15, 2017 18:36:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Fred, any chance of emailing me at mike.truck(a)btconnect.com and let me know you are. We may be able to make a cunning plan to show this pillock we are different people. Unless I am talking to myself? This is getting very weird
June 15, 2017 18:21:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:		PS
Comments:The point I am making about the commuters is a valid one - it is their choice to live and work where they like, it is still almost a free country. What I object most strongly to is subsidising their travel. This is a supposed to be a free-wheeling light touch market driven economy that will deliver a cornucopia of riches to us all. Except it doesn't. So they should pay their way, just as I pay for my van and my shoe leather. If any commuters are out there who can come up with a sound reason why the taxpayer should be funding your travel, happy to hear it, and will happily post it at the top of the home page, with an apology if merited
June 15, 2017 18:16:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike not Fred
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dear Anonymous anonymous. It would be very helpful if I knew who the b****y hell you were talking about. The only people I have attacked are those who deserve it. And what vote, pray, have I lost? I can't honestly remember losing a vote since 2008, but at my age the memory slips. Please elucidate before my readers all doze off. Wake up FRED, Micky, et al
June 15, 2017 18:11:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon : I can't find anyone, who doesn't think you're a 10 - in - 1 nutter. Ask about - supply proof that this isn't so.
June 15, 2017 16:32:27 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Well you've single-handedly managed to alienate all the commuters in Boro Green by suggesting in the Chronicle that they find new jobs if they don't like the exorbitant fare increases. This follows the offensive letter you wrote and left on their cars. I would say there's more than ten of them. Yet, you claim not to behave like an autocrat. That is only one of the reasons why people now view you as one and it is your own doing.
June 15, 2017 15:43:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon : You make a total of about 10 by now, don't you? What a loner.
June 15, 2017 15:32:17 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Taylor - Just yourself and Fred anonymous. That makes a total of one.
June 15, 2017 14:57:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon : Many, many are completely sick of you.
June 15, 2017 14:28:50 (GMT Time)


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Email:
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Comments:Taylor - have you ever given a thought to his wife, or his young sons who have grown up in this village and live with your stupid nasty attacks on their dad? The way councils have always operated in this country is in a civilised manner, there is a vote. You lost. But every time you lose, you indulge in vicious personal attacks on people. And I can tell you this - an awful lot of people are sick to the back teeth of it all. Do us all a favour and accept defeat like a man. Or go.
June 15, 2017 07:08:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:AAAaaaaaaaaargh - that image will stay with me forever......related? Aaaaaagh
June 15, 2017 06:35:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Mike : With yourself and Steve both living in Maidstone Road, I suppose you would become sort of distantly related if his cat did its business by your row of sweet peas.
June 14, 2017 08:28:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Micky, good to hear from you. Believe it or not, that pic was lifted straight off the TMBC website, and not doctored at all. It was taken at the election count, so I suppose it was elation at winning by 2 votes
June 14, 2017 07:28:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
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you from:		NSW
Comments:Re : The photo of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Had Steve Perry been celebrating something beneficial to himself and/or the crooked Tories?
June 13, 2017 17:07:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:		Website
Comments:Thanks, Rex. I am writing to PCC and Chief Constable. Leaving out the fine detail of this, it is important to get the message across to kids that they are also subject to the Law. The Police attitude just makes kids think they are untouchable.
June 12, 2017 06:49:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Rex Walls
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Soar Manor
Comments:Dear Mike Taylor, Having followed your Facebook post about an older lady who was herself arrested by the Fascist/Tory police for having confronted three teenage hooligans on a footbridge, I wonder whether this took place in Borough Green? In any case could you please give us any further details so we can fight this blatant case of police injustice and discrimination?
June 11, 2017 21:09:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Rex Walls
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Soar Manor
Comments:Dear Mike, I was horrified to read of the case you reported on Facebook as follows. 'Mike Taylor' 'Interesting Update re Hooligans and Vandals on Bikes. An older woman was blocked from crossing the railway footbridge by 3 of them, she pushed one out of the way, the Police swoop in and arrest HER for assault. If that is the standard of Policing we can expect we are all doomed. Our only hope is that responsible parents reading this keep their kids off the streets, out of the clutches of these gangs, before a really serious crime happens, and the Police are forced to take some action. Kids who are not inherently bad tend to get caught up in the excitement of it all, but it is always them who end up in Juvenile Detention, not the bad ones that egg them on.' Did this happen in Borough Green? If so could you demonstrate your usual public spirit as Parish Council Chairman by helping us fight this injustice on behalf of the lady concerned? If it happened elsewhere could you please furn
June 11, 2017 20:49:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon just goes on an' on. Wrap up, no one likes you.
June 7, 2017 01:03:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:The highest reach of injustice is to be deemed just when you are not. Plato
June 6, 2017 22:05:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:
Comments:Whilst I look at most of the raving here with a detached amusement, I must take issue with the allegation that BG is "autocratic". TMBC is autocratic, where the way to vote is passed down to councillors, and a Cabinet decision is unchallengeable. In BG, the Chairman can be removed at any meeting by a majority vote, and any group of 10 residents can call a Parish Poll at anytime, which is now binding on the PC. Now counting to 10 on my pinkies - Sue Murray, Barry Hughes, Steve Perry, Nurse Ratched, Anon George, Felicity Potts, that's only 6, and only 3 registered voters, Sorry Folks, do better next time.
June 6, 2017 15:37:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
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you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon : Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Plato.
June 6, 2017 12:51:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
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you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anon Anon : You're still wet behind the ears. Come back in 50 years time.
June 6, 2017 11:16:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Great posts Mike - you are Taylor-made for Borough Green (sorry).
June 6, 2017 05:15:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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you from:
Comments:I meant a real name- your diatribes carry no weight from anonymity. If you have a valid argument to make, stand up for it. Although I do enjoy keeping you occupied and away from harm
June 5, 2017 09:27:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:So Supermike believes he was performing a public duty for Borough Green by blocking the Headmaster's car at Wrotham School because he claims Wrotham School misappropriated £8,000. Has this claim been substantiated and was his action endorsed in advance by a unanimous Council vote? Perhaps in addition to the £5,000 he claims per annum the Council should supply Supermike with a flashing blue light to fix on his self-publicising gritter van when he embarks on his public spirited escapades.
June 5, 2017 08:56:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
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Comments:So Anonymous has gone completely transparent now. 1)Do you suggest I should stand by and just shrug my shoulders when Wrotham School misappropriate £8000 of public money? I was acting on a unanimous vote by a committee of 7. 2) Yes I draw my TMBC £5k pa- when I tried to refuse it I was told that I would still lose my Council tax benefit, and be taxed on the amount even if I didn't draw it, and as an OAP I can use the money, and I do put the hours in. 3) If self promotion helps me achieve what people want , so be it. 4) and as for "autocracy - pointless accusation. If you want to see autocracy at work look at TMBC - that's like Iran, but without the beheadings (so far). If anon anon has a genuine grievance, contact me with a name.
June 5, 2017 06:32:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Just what stunt are you trying to pull by writing this garbage?
June 5, 2017 05:59:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:"He might be fooling you but he does not fool me." WTF are you?
June 5, 2017 00:23:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Were there lots of empty seats/tables around you at the over 50's reunion?
June 4, 2017 18:42:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:That was quite a good run, but it did finally run out of aliases. R.I.P.
June 4, 2017 16:47:27 (GMT Time)


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Comments:What do we have here, Taylor condemning himself who posts under the guise of Fred? So, anonymity is acceptable in Fred but no one else, eh? Is Taylor any different from other politicians in that he doesn't get "monetary rewards"? He claims expenses, how long must his village subsidise him. Taylor has a long roll call of Standards Complaints from ordinary people whom he has mistreated, which he has the confounded nerve to call a "badge of courage". Oh really? How can it be courage to disrupt the smooth running of Wrotham school in front of the pupils? He might be fooling you but he does not fool me.
June 4, 2017 09:15:46 (GMT Time)


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Comments:@ Dot part of Dave. Let's put it another way. The snow gritting was an exercise in self-promotion. There just happened to be a photographer present for the local rag for goodness sake. Hey, look at me everyone! How do we contact Dave if we want to contact the dead? As for talking to the living, is it really such an anomaly, peculiar only to him, that people recognise Taylor and talk to him? It happens to all of us, especially those who grew up in the village and attended the local school. Taylor is an outsider, was he even there at the over 50's reunion two weeks ago?
June 4, 2017 09:11:32 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Only intolerant crazed despots will brandish the word 'malcontents' directed at their critics. When taken to task, always cites democracy but we have autocracy in Borough Green with him in command. Only one point of view allowed here - his.
June 4, 2017 09:08:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Thoughtful Mike
Email:
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you from:		Website
Comments:Whilst these anonymous malcontents are mildly amusing, they serve no useful purpose with their pathetic name calling. Their vitriol seems to be generated by their deep love of Barry H and his friend Sue. But we must remember these people are actual criminals, who have used their status with a corrupt leadership at TMBC to avoid penalties for those crimes, crimes that hurt Borough Green deeply. Now if the malcontents have any genuine reasons to support what BH and SM did to BG, let us hear it. I like Borough Green more or less as it is, I don't want it to be the huge urban area that they planned. These pages are provided as a public forum, use them as such, not as a platform for childish personal attacks.
June 4, 2017 07:12:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
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you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Anonymous Pete: To be quite honest, if anyone enjoys reading your tripe they are even more stupid than yourself.
June 2, 2017 13:43:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Anonymous Pete
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mars
Comments:With a glut of comments about body parts and bodily functions emanating from the the keyboard of Anonymous Fred, as well as spiteful attacks on the elderly, we can quite understand why Dot & Dave don't respect snide anonymous posts. Yes, congratulations to Rob, the theory test is quite a tricky one to pass.
June 2, 2017 11:42:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
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you from:		Borough Green
Comments:It is not possible to stay completely anonymous on the internet. The website owner will know your IP address, what city you come from, your internet provider, what device you are using and what page you visited previously. On a more important note we have just received good news from Rob who keeps our recreation ground in such good order. He passed the theory examination for his driving test
June 2, 2017 09:21:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:It is with the greatest of pleasure that I feel able to endorse Mr. David Sutton's astute view on this matter. Behind every good man there's a good woman. For instance,I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was Dorothy who pointed out the absurdity of Supermike's public grandstanding whilst frequently preferring to hide his identity on the'Borough Green News'. Indeed, with his hunger for publicity one can only assume he doesn't regularly sign autographs outside 'Sainsburys' because he would't know whether to sign them as 'Supermike' or 'Fred Anonymous'.
June 1, 2017 22:14:00 (GMT Time)


Name:The Dave part of Dot and Dave
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Comments:Let’s put it this way, I have never voted for anyone in my life apart from Mike Taylor. At an early age I came to realise that politicians are in it for the monetary rewards and that they never give a straight answer. Our councillor Mike is a credit to Borough Green and more than a match for any of the snide comments wrapped up anonymously posted here. I have no respect for any comment made that does not have a genuine name and profile to go with it. Take a walk through Borough Green and if you see Mike you will notice that people recognise him, stop to talk to him and respect him. I would not recognise any of the other councillors but they have never been out in the snow gritting the road or arranging social events.
June 1, 2017 14:35:44 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:
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you from:		B. Green
Comments:How embarrassing to witness Taylor, trying so hard to match the wit and humour of the Nurse and the Colonel. How frustrating for him that his comments always fall flat. His bitter personal attacks on so many residents in the village are out of out of order for a Parish Chairman. Is it any wonder he has made so many enemies and has so many detractors.
June 1, 2017 12:07:03 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:
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you from:		B. Green
Comments:ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz. More tedious comments from the degenerate MT, now commenting as Anonymous Fred, showing us greater levels of the depravity he is capable of sinking to. There is a wide gulf fixed between Taylor and Tim Shaw. Tim lives by a high moral code which Taylor could never aspire to. You will always find Taylor riding on Tim Shaw's coattails. Oh, and Borough Green will never, ever, be great again while Fred Taylor runs the show.
June 1, 2017 11:47:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
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you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:D and D. That was for the nutter.
June 1, 2017 11:30:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:What do the country bumpkin psychiatrists make of you? Were you attending Valerie Arthur's Platt séances with BH during the 1950s? You are too funny and clever for words really, aren't you?
June 1, 2017 11:25:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Mike Taylors Domain
Comments:Ouija boards are a very unreliable way of communicating with the other side as any entity wandering about will have the ability to communicate with you and will no doubt have a lot of fun just winding you up. Find a deep trance medium who can control what spirit speaks through him/her and will give sound and solid proof of a life after death. Our friend Kenny Punt is such a person and his sister Penny has the gift but to a lesser degree. We have spoken to the Watch Tower sellers about this and they have informed us that the Lord needs to save us and have even offered to send reinforcements to my house to rid it of evil spirits but I refuse to part with my ouzo. Let them save themselves when they need a blood transfusion.
June 1, 2017 11:02:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green gone mad
Comments:There is no mystery to Julia Sanderson. She is one of those spirit entities the "failed mediums" Dot & Dave have been in contact with from beyond the grave. Except that they haven't failed at all because everything she relayed to us about the goings on at Wrotham School were correct. I am head nurse at the mental institution where I work, my superiors esteem me for being the best in the facility. I wouldn't recommend dabbling in the occult, I have had to treat patients who have literally gone mad after using ouija boards. I am also the primary antagonist of the autocract running the Parish Council.
June 1, 2017 09:40:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:George: You've got to shake off this image you have, as a country bumpkin/trainee 'Watch Tower' salesperson.
June 1, 2017 02:54:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:George: As 'leader' of The Georgie Girl Rumbling Bile Brain Party, your 2 or 3 followers would be disappointed with your post of May 25, 2017. Advise them to throw their support behind Supermike and Tim Shaw. Keep BG Great!
June 1, 2017 02:26:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:I heard that the Headmaster's automobile was later, quite upset - it had started to enjoy the relationship.
May 31, 2017 23:49:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:With his current unhealthy obsession with rectums and the nasty smells that emanate from from such nefarious parts of the human anatomy, one is left wondering whether Fred Anonymous bears any relationship to the strange incident witnessed at Wrotham School a little while ago. Consternation was caused to both staff and children when a certain local Councillor stuck his smelly vehicle's rear end in the face of the Headmaster's car thus causing a serious blockage.
May 31, 2017 22:19:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Credit where credit is due. In 2014, Nurse Ratched was awarded the Rectum Sponduras Medal (a replica of a metal fly button from BH's 1945 demob suit). The couple are so proud.
May 31, 2017 19:44:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Nutty Nurse: Hot air - come out of the closet and admit you're addicted to fart sniffing.
May 31, 2017 15:59:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:I hope that BH's legs can carry him as far as Barming Lunatic Asylum. I doubt that anyone else will visit her. Sad really....
May 31, 2017 14:18:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green gone mad
Comments:I'm so relieved that the Councillor finds solace in the wise counselling of Dot & Dave. When he refuses to take his medication I have to make the decision whether to administer it orally or anally, but as there is too much hot air coming out of both orifices I prefer to choose the least painful method.
May 31, 2017 11:14:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Rex Walls
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Soar Manor
Comments:Fools step in where angels fear to tread and though certainly no fool, I wonder whether "Teflon" Mike fully realises what he's taken on and the dangers involved by courageously upsetting the 'Old Boy' Tory establishment, especially during the time of a General Election. Let's hope his magic Teflon remains intact.
May 31, 2017 09:51:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Julia Sanderson left that message on Youtube/Google+ and it is normal practice to use your own name although not a necessity. Said message was soon deleted Ted Lawrence was well known by Dot as the New Ightham Common Yard was close by. His daughter went on to become a traffic warden. The Ightham Mafia may have a little more knowledge so we will let you know if we get any more.
May 31, 2017 09:43:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Dot and Dave : You earlier mentioned 'The Harrow', Ightham. Ted Lawrence was landlord there during the 50s, and also worked now and again with Ightham 'builder' George Ford. At school, Ted's daughter was unkindly called 'Keyhole Kate'. Do you know if former BG Primary School caretaker, Sid Lawrence, was related to Ted? Thanks again.
May 30, 2017 23:44:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Dot and Dave @ New Ightham Common Yard. At times I've felt your combined detecting minds to be quite stunning. Do you think the Julia Sanderson you mentioned in March was an alias? If you tell me to get a life, I will understand. Many thanks.
May 30, 2017 22:08:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Nutty Nurse: You've just about worn out this years aliases. Is your birth or married name JULIA SANDERSON? I suppose it's a waste of time asking.
May 30, 2017 17:38:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:http://www.sevenoaksart.co.uk/dot-and-dave.htm
Where are
you from:		Both failed Spiritualist mediums
Comments:Dot and Dave, not transgender but been together 41 years so we go everywhere together and behave as a single entity (Basically Dave just does what he is told) They have a tendency to use I instead of the royal we. Just about everyone knows Dot because she comes from a well known Mafia family in Ightham.
May 30, 2017 15:10:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Rex Walls
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Soar Manor
Comments:I hope Super Mike shows caution and takes it easy. Not only is he doing a great job in guarding Borough Green interests, he has through his tireless campaigning in effect become the true conscience of Borough Green. You can never trust a Tory. The Tories never play fair and have no doubt learnt their dirty methods from their Public School days. So all strength to your elbow Mike but be very aware of snakes in the grass.
May 30, 2017 12:15:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green gone mad
Comments:Diagnosis: The patient feels inadequate, can't cope on his own. Is calling for reinforcements. Nurse Ratched doesn't need any, she has her syringe at the ready.
May 30, 2017 10:26:16 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:mike.truck{at}btconnect.com
Where are
you from:		website
Comments:BH is 143, amazing for his age - good man to know if you have a planning problem, knows people in high places. happy for the anonymous posts, TMBC snipers are everywhere, have to wear a colander most days, but discreet email would be useful to identify allies
May 30, 2017 08:42:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green gone mad
Comments:One simply does not upset Nurse Ratched. Vulgar and stupid can't be fixed but sedating it can.
May 30, 2017 08:25:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:BH "Played a sharp game of cricket too!" Well, that would have been sharp fielding. So not only still looking out for him during his village walks, Nurse Ratched was formerly hanging around the cricket boundary too - probably encroaching to where he was sharply fielding. How old is BH now? Sounds like she still has a crush on him. That could be something to do with her being a bit cranky. All five of her.
May 30, 2017 05:00:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:BH is a leg man too - if they've got less cellulite than Hillary Clinton.
May 29, 2017 13:48:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:How much syntax would octogenarians be dinged if looking for less than 3 minutes? BH wants to know.
May 29, 2017 03:59:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:You shouldn't have told her she was amusing, Mike. She will consider showing you 5 pairs of tits next!
May 28, 2017 16:40:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green gone mad
Comments:Now this is interesting!! Someone who can't decide whether they're male or female, going by the name of Dot AND Dave. (Transgender?) Fred a.k.a Mike (another multiple personality disorder) has just subjected us to the spectacle of having a discourse with himself. Curiously, while announcing everyone else to be the same person too? These patients need to attend my next group session. I have a therapeutic goal in mind. If the patients won't take their steroids orally, there are other ways they can be administered but I don't think they would like it. If they don't respond to treatment they will undergo electroshock therapy. All four of them!
May 28, 2017 08:56:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Cyprus sometimes
Comments:I have a feeling that some of the comments here comes from someone who likes knocking on doors and trying to get us to read the Watchtower
May 27, 2017 10:59:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Thanks Fred. Whilst dissent and discussion are the cornerstones of democracy, I think George/ie can probably only muster a party of 2 or 3, indeed it could even be a single person with a disassociative personality - several minds struggling to exist in one body. I do gain some amusement from his/her/its antics- but the anonymity makes a nonsense of it all. But I must say they do have a good grasp of language syntax, even if they don't really grasp the concept of communication.
May 27, 2017 09:42:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Supermike, you are wanted by Borough Green - more than ever! When Georgie Girl criticizes you unkindly, it will often reflect something from within her, and may not even be about you at all.
May 27, 2017 05:36:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Do you think 'The Georgie Girl Rumbling Bile Brain Party' really mean business, Mike?
May 26, 2017 16:48:09 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:All that bile? Why, that is great to hear! Bile is healthy! Essential for the digestion process and regulates your intestines' level of friendly bacteria, bile is the microflora that keeps you fit and strong. Bile destroys unwanted and dangerous organisms as they invade your body. Bile helps your body eliminate waste products. Rather in a similar way that the village needs to go through a detoxification process to rid itself of it's big girl's blouse. The day is long overdue that BG parts company with MT.
May 26, 2017 08:54:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		PS
Comments:The rumblings were probably your own stomach - all that bile
May 26, 2017 07:12:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Your apparent finger on the pulse is a bit broken, George - in fact my voting rights on planning were restored on 30th April. If the people of BG don't want me, the mechanism exists for them to get rid of me quite easily. There will always be a few malcontents like you, and the glory of democracy is that we allow you to survive and flourish. So your diatribes only serve to strengthen the system. If you think you have enough followers - get rid of me. I won't stay if I'm not wanted.
May 26, 2017 07:10:04 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Bore off Taylor. Keep me out of it. Not interested in your stupid jokes. You are the one who betrayed us yesterday by losing your voting rights. What is the point to you attending the meeting when you were unable to vote. Causing disruption and unnecessary scenes in schools and on building sites stopping people going about their daily lives. How can you represent Borough Green when you have been censured, rendered impotent and can't vote for us? You have let the side down. So quit with the ad hominems, they have become tedious and only serve to turn people against you. I've heard the rumblings.
May 25, 2017 12:14:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:George : With some feeling that Nicola Sturgeon is a bit of a miserable so and so, will you be encouraging Miss Facility and/or Col. Prenderghast to apply for the newly created SNP jokesmith position?
May 24, 2017 22:12:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Anonymous. Fred Anonymous.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Sit down gently Miss Facility
May 23, 2017 17:13:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Anonymous. Fred Anonymous.
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Miss Facility Potts would find a tricycle and timber wagon a bit rough.
May 22, 2017 21:01:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green
Comments:Felicity Miss Potts should be warned lest she gets a flea in her rear.
May 22, 2017 15:53:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:Anonymous Fred should be warned lest he gets a flea in his ear.
May 20, 2017 11:34:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:
May 20, 2017 11:28:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		website
Comments:We now know what happened to those performing fleas, Micky, they turned up here with assumed names.
May 20, 2017 06:41:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Touring Fleas Cause a Sensation! During October 1889,an exhibition of touring fleas at the Chequers public house, Crouch caused great mirth and amusement and attracted many inquisitive folk from surrounding hamlets. The talented and highly respectable trained and educated troupe of fleas walked tight ropes, rode tricycles, pulled timber wagons and performed many other marvelous feats. I'm feeling a bit itchy.
May 17, 2017 16:47:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:I'm saving the whales, lower carbon footprint!!
May 12, 2017 16:35:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Richard Pinkerton : Having no brake light when travelling down Windmill Hill could be dangerous, if you had to stop suddenly - and a one-eyed Wrotham Heath speed cop who happened to be travelling behind you, didn't know you were going to stop. On behalf of the International Supermike Appreciation Society/NSW Chapter, I would wholeheartedly like to thank you for informing mike about this. If the Knights of the Road award was still in effect, I would most certainly recommend that you receive, at least, a framed certificate to hang on your kitchen wall. Thanks again!
May 11, 2017 22:54:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Richard Pinkerton
Email:rdpinkerton{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		20 Windmill hill
Comments:hello, just to advise you your nearside brake light was not working yesterday, on your van. We all appreciate your contribution to our area. Regards Richard.
May 9, 2017 21:43:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:I feel that a few straight faced neighbours are having me on - insisting I explain that meant moving it to the side/hip area. More humiliation for me!
May 3, 2017 20:11:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:A bit on the side? So if BH is only "still walking the village, just about," I doubt if he knows they've moved it.
May 3, 2017 02:20:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Or George Clooney trying to get a bit on the side. The permutations....
May 2, 2017 16:51:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:George might be even another creation of Julia Sanderson
May 2, 2017 13:53:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Rex : How long did it take you to get rid of that ex-wife? She's probably dating someone like George now!
May 2, 2017 13:43:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Rex Walls
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Soar Manor
Comments:You're doing a smashing job Supermike. Don't let the hoi polloi discourage you. Miss Felicity Potts is typical of the supercilious school mistress type. Her sneering condescension reminds me only too much of my ex-wife. I scream with laughter knowing you've got her knickerbockers in a glorious jam.
May 2, 2017 12:36:18 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:
Where are
you from:		B. Green
Comments:Oh I don't know, I enjoy Prenderghast's quirky sense of humour, thanks for the entertainment, Lol. A possible replacement for Muriel Rurial?. Get over yourself MIke.
May 2, 2017 09:28:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:As I said before, Fred, we are performing a public service - whilst they are spending their spare time wittering here, we are protecting the good citizens of BG from their bile.
May 2, 2017 08:49:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Still around
Comments:I wonder if that creator of Ratched, Potts and Prenderghast will ever stop yapping? Before someone rings her neck!
May 2, 2017 06:19:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:Now, now Councillor. Do calm down. You wouldn't want to let those dear, innocent children from Wrotham School witness another unbecoming scene.Neither do we want to trouble Nurse Ratched by asking her to bring the ice bucket.
May 1, 2017 22:15:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		PS
Comments:Even BH should feel unhappy to have the sloppy thinking / motor-mouthed / brown-nosed - 3 in 1 R, P and P as followers, shouldn't he?
May 1, 2017 21:02:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Posh part of Boro Green / no money though
Comments:How can Ratched, Potts and Prenderghast be wearing the same set of underwear at the same time?
May 1, 2017 16:35:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		PS
Comments:And BH is a technophobe, he has his little minions collecting electronic evidence, still a couple of them about
May 1, 2017 10:41:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:It is rather surprising that some one has written in support of BH, still walking the village, just about. Its the man of honour I have trouble swallowing - I often wonder what the benefit he and SM gained from Isles Quarry. I have always had difficulty in believing the "old brown envelope" accusation, although it has been voiced to me on many occasions. If someone volunteers their time to help the community, what synapse in their brain later misfires to make them harm their village? Baffling. Still good to see erudite comments resurfacing.
May 1, 2017 10:39:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Didn't take long for you to get another interchangeable kid to squawk Mike! Do you think they are being coached by Barry H - or just copying each other?
May 1, 2017 03:03:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Rex Walls
Email:
Where are
you from:		Old Soar
Comments:'I agree with Supermike Fred. Shakespeare must have felt a similar lack of appreciation sometimes when he wrote, "Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude." Keep up the good fight Mike but be careful, some people just don't know a goodun when he stares them in the face. Rex Walls'
April 30, 2017 14:22:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Nurse Ratched
Email:
Where are
you from:		Boro' Green gone mad
Comments:MEDICATION TIME! Normal service needs to be resumed. The unhinged having a dialogue with themselves, whatever next! We live in a giant insane asylum where the inmates have taken over. Our community was once a refuge of peace and tranquility, now to our eternal shame we are tarred as trouble on steroids. Fond memories of Barry Hughes a former Parish Council Chairman. Proper English gent who lived by a code of honour. Never controversial, things always ran smoothly with him the helm. Played a sharp game of cricket too! I still see him walking about the village and wish him well.
April 30, 2017 08:46:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Fred, Micky T, Ain't it gone quiet, do you think their Mums have spotted what they're up to, and changed the Parental Settings?
April 30, 2017 08:10:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Supermike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green and Proud
Comments:I wouldn't worry too much, Fred, he sounds as if a heart attack is imminent, or drowning in his own froth. I do sheepishly admit that I am a newcomer, having only been here since the 60's, and I think "Hell" could be an appropriate name for Croydon. Quite like being a muppet though, Animal perhaps?
April 28, 2017 12:48:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Posh part of Boro Green
Comments:"The Chief Execution of Kent" - Untwist your knickers, you are liable to explode. All in the danger area are advised to stand clear. With Supermike, we will overcome evil.
April 28, 2017 05:40:01 (GMT Time)


Name:The Chief Execution Of Kent
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Mike Taylor mafiozi of Borough Green, How on earth you got your job, probably rigged it, Go back to the mob in little Chicago, You NASTY NASTY BEAST.CURSE you straight back to Hell, where you from, Borough Green was a lovely village before you moved in, You think your john Wayne or something, Muppet Taylor.
April 27, 2017 12:01:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Posh part of Boro Green
Comments:Miss Pots and the Colonel. Get a life. Losers
April 20, 2017 15:02:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:What I find extraordinary is the way "Supermike" hides behind the moniker of BGPC whilst allowing his website to be used by villagers to make personal attacks upon another member of that body. Just scroll down to see them all.
April 19, 2017 13:47:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Fred Anonymous
Email:
Where are
you from:		Posh part of Boro Green
Comments:Miss Pots and the Colonel. You are full of wind and piss
April 19, 2017 12:26:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Miss Felicity Potts
Email:
Where are
you from:		Formerly Borough Green
Comments:Oh the irony! Petty Stalinist ("Supermike") creates a website in which he condescends to allow his critics a platform whilst branding them as malcontents if they disagree with him. The point he misses is that by electing himself judge and jury as to the content of the website he is abusing his position of local councillor. He is in fact using his borough Green News website as a vehicle for his own inflated ego.
April 19, 2017 10:54:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Supermike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Krypton
Comments:It is ironic in the extreme that the home for these malcontents is kept open by me - I can delete any comment, or even the entire guestbook, but I don't - that is the ultimate transparency, I even allow personal slights. However I must take issue with the suggestion that we only care about old bridges and pubs. BGPC has provided a youth club, Potters Mede pavilion and sportsground, a skatepark, we fund foodbanks, the elderly luncheon club and foot clinic, the war memorial, expanding public open spaces, and are even fighting on behalf the new residents at Hazelbourne. Fair criticism is most welcome, anonymous and personal sniping is not. And to prove the power of my mighty mouse, read Col P's last post.
April 19, 2017 08:28:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Ho, ho, ho, Micky.{ Col P needs to take care with Superglue, he might sit on it and silence himself) Superman thinks his superglue is going to save him from falling. You appear to be in dire danger of becoming a bag of wind, perhaps you need to burp yourself again!
April 19, 2017 07:30:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Very remiss of me. I neglected to tell you all that the sermon I heard on Easter Sunday included the parable of the man who built his house on sand; the atheist Supermike! "Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house on a Rock (Ha!) The rain came down, the floods came and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell and great was its fall". It's not superglue that holds bricks together, it's cement.
April 19, 2017 07:10:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:A few mystified viewers, wish me to say something a little similar, which would make that a little more understandable. 'A successful person [Supermike of course] is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at them.'
April 18, 2017 21:40:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:They tried to hide his trowel, but from the bricks hurtled his way, Supermike built a strong foundation. Long may he stand strong!
April 18, 2017 17:42:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Percival Craye
Email:
Where are
you from:		The Drones Cub, Dover Street,Mayfair, London, W.1.
Comments:What risk, what parapet?
April 18, 2017 16:29:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:It is a fact of life that anyone who risks sticking their head above the parapet will almost certainly catch a few bricks. However, I am so glad I have built a safe home for the deluded, keeping them off the streets
April 18, 2017 15:42:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Oliver Reed
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Oliver Reed rolling on the floor under the table in the Robin Hood pub, All Taylor is more concerned about is bridges instead of people, Superman T.
April 18, 2017 11:19:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Saint Francis of ASSisi certainly made an ASS of himself on the demolition site didn't he, Micky? Said he was only there to take photo's but why cause a scene and disrupt work by choosing that particular day to behave like a lone paparazzi hooligan?
April 18, 2017 07:32:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Francis : You're only about a mile or so from BG now, aren't you? During his late teens I bumped into Mick Bennett. All he kept on about was Frank this/Frank that. I hadn't heard you referred to as Frank before. He was on about you seeing David Walters on the train (first time since schooldays) and saying "Hi! Ga... Go... Gah... - you could only remember his nickname, 'Goofy.' And he was full of admiration for that monkey you made at Maidstone Art College. I've been trying to remember the name of Margaret's friend, also from Maidstone Road, who was going with Derek Cheek at one time. A few years ago, I saw Keith Perkins at Fremlin Walk, Maidstone. It looked like he was wearing a brownish/orangey toupee, but I didn't like to stare! All the Best!
April 17, 2017 22:14:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Re: Election of a County Councillor for Malling West Division. Includes candidate, UKIPs Mike Jerrom. Former BG residents : Francis White, Seconder and his wife Margaret, an Assentor. I never dreamt they would become so famous, when I saw them running around with bread and jam in their gobs!
April 17, 2017 18:27:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:By the way; when I alluded to Councillor Clark Kent's recent exploits in Thong Lane, I hinted that he secretly wears a thong. In that, I was mistaken! He wears red pants over blue tights.
April 16, 2017 21:27:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Today is Easter Sunday, so I went to Liberty Church in the village hall. I thought I had the wrong day when I walked into the service, it was not dissimilar to the Rock & Roll Club held at the same venue. There was a thought provoking sermon on churches, which means an assembly of people. Churches are about people, not buildings, which are just bricks and mortar, that is all. A very friendly congregation who gave me a warm welcome, but I prefer the more traditional hymns at The Good Shepherd, such as Rock of Ages. One of my favourite preachers, Charles Spurgeon 1834-1892, said: "A lie travels all the way round the world before the truth puts its shoes on". He was right. Micky T lives down under where quite a few lies have reached him.
April 16, 2017 21:24:03 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:oliverreed785{at}googlemail.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Ican assure you I'm sobernow reading these comments, Prendagast can expose Einstein as a fraud, what chance has saint Taylor got?????, I don't know where you get your kicks from, maybe planet mars or Jupiter, Oliver Reed is alive & doing well living in good older Borough Green, Oliver Reed certainly not missing in action,.
April 15, 2017 14:32:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Speaking of throngs, or rather thongs, I think I'll need my safety helmet today as I'm planning a visit to a demolition site to cross the safety barrier. I'll be ignoring the warning sign which says: Work in Progress. I'm a very important man you see, I can get away with things like that. Well, I'll do anything to get myself in the local rag, even make a total ass out of myself! The wise will say: Look! The Emperor is wearing no clothes! I shall ask them: What, not even a Thong?
April 15, 2017 08:31:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Terrific. Oliver Reed has joined this merry throng! He must have got drunk at every watering hole in England, probably even put in an appearance at the Rock in spite of its illustrious 'history'. This site has resembled a graveyard all year with only Micky T breathing life into it while Teflon Mike ignores him for weeks on end. That is, of course, until the subject of the Rock Tavern rears its ugly head.
April 15, 2017 08:23:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Oliver Reed
Email:oliverreed785{at}googlemail.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:HELLO MR Kent, You think your a celebrity now, I Never seen so many entries of yours in The Borough Green News, have you other important matters to contend with, I have more fun reading the Beano comic Ha, You should STOP WRITING idiotic rubbish, Grow up & smell the coffee You Big excuse superman.
April 14, 2017 16:18:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Stranger things have happened, Micky, stranger things have happened. Winston Churchill, the iconic wartime leader, failed in his bid to be re-elected after WWII was over. Even though he supposedly boosted morale during our darkest moments, he was unceremoniously booted from power in 1945. He met such incredible hostility; during one campaign speech he even "endured half an hour of booing" according to one newspaper report. We can live in hope. Sooner or later, hubris comes before a fall!
April 14, 2017 13:41:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:My concerns re Rock are not so much to do with the den of iniquity that it was, but rather the building which was unique. Perhaps it could have reverted to being a Chapel, ideally suited to Rastafarians given its past, although young people today may think that maryjane hadn't been invented then, and us old folks existed solely on woodbines and quarts of Mild.
April 14, 2017 11:14:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Aha ! My feathers are superglued, and are fully compliant with Furniture and Furnishing (Fire Safety) Regulations, 1988, this boy won't crash and burn.
April 14, 2017 11:10:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Never mind marijuana, I wonder if my sparring partner has been on the Mickey Finns again! Yesterday he inadvertently posted: "Wisdom is sometimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar.' 'Supermike' ... has ... enjoyed soaring to success." Bit of a faux pas that, nevertheless, a good one! The further one rises, the further one has to fall as far as I'm concerned. And if he knows any Greek mythology then I would remind him what happened to Icarus when he soared.
April 14, 2017 10:05:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Ha, ha, ha, what razor sharp wit you have Mr. T. I can assure you there's no marijuana on sale at Sainsbury! But there was at the Rock pub before it was demolished. A Churchillian quote: 'Never in the field of human inebriation has an Alehouse been so missed by so few'. I must say, I don't get Councillor Clark Kent's obsession with that Den of Iniquity. In my youth I was ever thirsty but I stopped drinking there when it started going downhill fast. Out of the four pubs in Borough Green it had a reputation as the seediest. The goings on gave it a bad name. It was known for DRUG DEALING, patronised by the underworld where they met for their regular fix. It is common knowledge and I recently heard it again through the village grapevine. If your local Superhero wants BG to have a history he will have to do better than that. "Remembering the Rock Tavern"? I'd rather forget it.
April 14, 2017 09:55:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:You wouldn't kid me like that, would you Colonel? Just where are those worldchangers - that surprising number of BGites who make up their own minds, and refuse to follow the crowd. Are they about to form their own political party, and shake things up? Sounds like Sainsbury's Local started on-special marijuana days. "Out to lunch pot smokers unite - we can dethrone Big Bad Mike."
April 14, 2017 06:33:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:G'day again Micky. Like yourself, I just keep coming back! Are you sticking to your healthy diet today? I'm having fish & chips. Rock Salmon to be precise. Bought from the harbour, caught locally here at Walmington On Sea. A similar place, or plaice, to where fresh fish used to be sold outside Henry Simmons. I miss buying my natural source of Omega 3 there, more than I miss the drinking hole. Sadly, it was replaced by a car park to accommodate the demand for customers shopping for money saving offers at Sainsbury. Quite a queue in there yesterday. Business must be on the up. Have a good arvo!
April 13, 2017 10:22:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:G'day Micky. It's that ghastly Colonel here again and he's starting to like you! Clearly you feel a strong connection to your roots. How did you manage to tear yourself away to live in another hemisphere? Maybe you're also living in a different reality but I have every faith you can undergo a paradigm shift. Berra's First Law: "You can observe a lot just by watching". Maybe pay more attention. I can tell you that a surprising number of the good people of Borough Green feel differently, they have seen another side firsthand. I hate to shatter your illusions but I speak as I find. Popular? Liked? Some of us have never been ones to follow the crowd as we're quite capable of making up our own minds!
April 13, 2017 10:07:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Einstein plagiarized the work of several notable scientists in his 1905 papers on special relativity and E = MC squared yet the physics community never bothered to set the record straight until over half a century later. We can now say with certainty that Einstein did not originate the concept of matter being transformed into energy and vice versa. It dates back at least to Sir Isaac Newton (1704). Einstein's special relativity theory was known in some circles as the relativity theory of Poincaré and Lorentz, he also copied key equations from fellow physicist David Hilbert. Brown (1967) said that the relativity theory arose from Poincare in 1900. Einstein, with his training as a Patent Clerk, more than anyone should have recognized the need to cite references in his article on special relativity.
April 13, 2017 09:54:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Colonel : Just a friendly piece of advice; you'd better cut that on-special, extra large Sainsbury's pizza into 8 pieces - you might not be hungry enough to eat 12!
April 13, 2017 05:36:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Mike and the Colonel, Berra's Second Law : Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
April 13, 2017 02:39:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:'Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.' Albert Einstein. Thanks from BG, Mike! Happy Easter! PS I think the Colonel is starting to like you.
April 13, 2017 01:53:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:As William Wordsworth wrote : 'Wisdom is sometimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar.' So although you might be less than 100% in favour of 'Superman'/'Supermike,'you have to admire him somewhat. He has not ducked the challenge, and enjoyed soaring to success. Cheers Colonel! Keep the faith.
April 12, 2017 22:34:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Colonel : One time I had a buddy in BG who was into wrestling big time. He used to train on Wall's ice cream, and was known as "The Spencer's Cottages, 16 stone scissor-kick specialist." Apparently, Sainsbury's are considering importing frozen dingo burgers. If he'd had the benefit of Sainsbury's specials in those days, he would probably have become known as the 20 stone scissor-kick specialist. He would have been awesome, and admired almost as much as Supermike is now - if that were at all possible. Don't wear out your carpet, while rocking the night away. burp!
April 12, 2017 17:08:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:There I was last night, sitting in my favourite Rocking chair wondering when I would next be exchanging pleasantries with my new found friend from Oz. And lo! He must have heard me! There he is in the morning, on my screen. Tell you what Micky, if you can't make it here for a reunion with Councillor Clark Kent to console him over the loss of his local boozer, perhaps you could invite him there. You could take him on a day trip to Ayers Rock for a picnic. I'm sure there's nowhere in Aussieland he'd rather go. Perhaps he'll come face to face with a dingo!
April 12, 2017 07:29:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Colonel : When you meet anyone at all, notice their good qualities and look for things you have in common. Especially when pigging out on organic Haagan Dazs specials, at the Sainsbury Local car park. Hee hee! yum yum! Don't we have fun - burp!
April 12, 2017 03:54:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Greetings Micky. I should tell you that Mouliere (another idol) is a nom de plume. It's surprising you weren't familiar with his most famous quote. While you're looking things up, find out what he had to say about esteem being reduced to nothing. So it's odd you hold our local Superman in such high esteem. Hey, next time you jet over you could meet up with him for a beer in the Rock. While you're reminiscing, he might be able to tell you why the owners removed the roof, then you could cool yourself down with a Fosters Australian Lager Beer. There was once a picture in that pub of the Queen's father, George VI, on the wall. He didn't go by his real name either.
April 11, 2017 08:43:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Colonel : Haven't seen more than 10 continuous minutes of Crocodile Dundee or Dad's Army. Had to look up who 'Mick' Dundee was, and where Walmington - On - Sea is. Used to see Superman at the Rex Cinema, BG, on Saturday mornings. Mike does have a build, and glasses, a little like Clark Kent! Saw 'T2 : Trainspotting' yesterday - no evidence of Haagan Dazs or rock cakes; no "yum yum" heard; not even the consumption of their favourite dessert, fried Mars bars, was observed. But it's difficult to tell if their diets are getting more 'healthy' or unhealthy!
April 10, 2017 22:55:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Sorry, Micky. Can't stop to chat, am off to Sainsbury Local, their Special Offer this week is Rock cakes, Yum, yum! While I'm gone you could find yourself another idol other than Clark Kent. How about Mick Dundee?
April 10, 2017 17:45:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Pardon my ignorance Colonel, but should Dame Julia Sanderson be receiving credit for this quotation?
April 10, 2017 16:31:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience.
April 10, 2017 08:45:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Col. Paddy Prenderghast : The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. Chairman Mike 'Moliere.' Way to go, Mike!
April 9, 2017 01:43:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Mike, Re: The Rock public house. The protruding rock was of sandstone. Were the tired-out Garretts resting just before their residence at Chapel Street? On the opposite side of the road, Caine's timber rack stood on sandstone. Arthur Russell was the grandfather of Steve, and quite a few others. Not sure about a link between Wm. and Maria Mercer and Steve's cousin, David Mercer.
March 27, 2017 07:18:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:I bet Steve is delighted watching the first 15 mins. of England's game in Germany. If only there was a FIFA Friendly World Cup, we would be in with a chance.
March 22, 2017 20:15:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:During the time of Steve's duck walk down Western Road, Perry Mason was solving 'The Case of the Drowning Duck' on TV. Some at Invicta YC were wondering if the Director, Wm. Russell, was related to Steve. Steve kept quiet about it - a mystery still to be solved.
March 20, 2017 22:24:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Wonder if Steve Russell is wearing a black arm band? After he had excitedly watched Chuck Berry in a movie at the Rex Cinema during 1957/58, I remember seeing lithe, athletic-looking Steve on his way home - perfoming Chuck's "duck walk" down Western Road. Wonder how Steve's joints have held up in the meantime?
March 19, 2017 04:54:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:I recognise those 17 quarrymen, but can only come up with the names of Elmo Higgins, Bandy Fuller, Alan Holland's dad, and now Tom Parker.
March 14, 2017 18:56:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:www.sevenoaksart.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Col Prenderghast sounds very much like Julia Sanderson who sent me this message via YouTube Sorry, there is no vacancy for the position of village idiot, it was filled a while back by the Chair of the Parish Council who doesn't do irony, does he? Deliberately blocked the headmaster's parking space, then accused the Head of belligerence!!! Looks like you are upsetting a few people out there Mike, that can happen when you do your job properly.
March 14, 2017 12:24:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Alan Parker
Email:bigalparka{at}hotmail.com
Where are
you from:		Brisbane
Comments:Definitely my Dad Tom Parker in 50's Tippers photo. First truck on the right number 14 in the faces pics. Alan.
March 14, 2017 08:04:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:More closures? Fret not! Superman will jet in to the village to rescue us all. Look up into the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's Mike Taylor!
March 12, 2017 18:46:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Col. Prenderghast
Email:
Where are
you from:		Walmington on Sea
Comments:Calling the people of Borough Green: Fret not! SPECIAL OFFER AT SAINSBURY'S LOCAL: Haagan Dazs Cookies & Cream Ice Cream @ £2.50 a tub. Yum Yum!
March 12, 2017 18:05:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:And to answer the questions about what Tom is doing - he is in contact with RBS, and the Secretary of State. Some accounting numpty at Natwest has dran up a list, and a line has been drawn across that list and every branch below is being axed - but it ain't over until its over. We give up when the doors close and the staff leave. SP has been spreading a rumour the building has already been sold, but that doesn't have the ring of truth, and is an irrelevance anyway.
March 12, 2017 08:49:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Nat West Closure. Whilst it is very true that the Natwest closure is inevitable, we would be failing in our duty if we did not at least try, and Tom T has taken up the issue as well. One of the reasons the country is in such a mess today is that too many ordinary people defeat themselves by saying "there is nothing we can do". If you don't try, you just hand them our country and our lives on a plate. Apathetics of the World - Unite
March 12, 2017 08:45:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:George's Smithy : You know politicians, suggesting Tom Tug speak to Nat West/BG staff and Hd. Office, might/will raise people's hopes again. Why don't you build your own BG George West Bank, out of an indestructible combination of wrought ironwork and reinforced concrete? You will be there to stay. Could be a great opportunity for you following Brexit. Best of luck.
March 10, 2017 17:36:48 (GMT Time)


Name:George
Email:georgiesmithy1260{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		Somewhere in the Garden of England, vast becoming concrete!
Comments:Why has Mike Taylor put Tory MP Tom Tugendhat's Petition up on this website giving false hope that Nat West Bank will be saved from closure? The lovely ladies behind the counter will tell you that it's a done deal, the decision to close is inviolate, has been made from above. This Petition will achieve nothing except to get people's hopes up only to have them dashed. Our local MP needs to come up with a better idea than a Petition. Has he even spoken to the Borough Green staff at Nat West, or their Head Office for that matter? Over to him......
March 9, 2017 15:34:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Micky, Yes, Henry is one of the famous Willard Family, and George Wyatt did work for them, and ARC
March 5, 2017 10:07:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Hi Mike, How did the concert go - did Bob Drury get Steve Russell's autograph? Couple of things about Willard Transport: is Roy Willard the grandfather of BG Parish Councillor Henry Willard? And did George Wyatt from Tollgate Estate spend many years working for them? No rush - take your time. Thanks!
February 27, 2017 21:21:17 (GMT Time)


Name:David Lomath
Email:lorna31doone{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Westcliff on Sea, Essex
Comments:Hi Ian when i was much younger i knew your father through the invicta youth club which was held at the church hall,my brother Peter and his wife Felicity were the first couple ever to hold their wedding reception in the new Village Hall, i have pictures please get in touch Kind regards David.
February 15, 2017 23:36:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Mrs Shirley Haley
Email:nigelhaley{at}btinternet.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Wondering whether footpath from Fairfield Estate will remain open when recycle bins are moved onto the side of the railway station car park? The green path and railings were I believe done by the Council, so am wondering what will happen? Spray paint has been used to mark out certain areas etc., even onto the green path. So any idea what is going to happen?
February 7, 2017 15:31:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Quite a character from the past was known as 'Bob Dog.' He had been employed by Curtis & Caine/F.P.Caine Ltd. for a while, and I heard older workers speak about him. He used to run head first into the side of a moving company lorry which was being driven by George 'Bandy' Fuller. Also head first into brick walls - one of his party tricks was to throw a brick into the air, and then head it. Some said that he was thus nicknamed, because he could catch a rabbit with his bare hands. His real name was Frank Hooker, and he lived in Addington. He played football for a few teams in the area - including while in his fifties, Ryarsh United. With the laws of the game preventing him from taking a hod load of bricks onto the pitch, he turned cartwheels during the game.
February 7, 2017 07:19:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Haven't heard about Ian of 'History of BG w/Photos,' lately. Wonder if his home is still too cold for comfort - and he's having to warm up in Cleckheaton Library?
February 1, 2017 20:28:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Not knowing about Star Trek Voyager goings on, I've read that a Chakotay once kissed Seven of Nine, and Harry Kim turned her down. Optimistically knocking on D and D's spare room door, sounds like a challenge that Steve Russell would have relished at one time. If any BG charmer from the past could have re-written the script, it would have been Steve. But he's probably forgotten most of that. And doesn't think about D and D having a lodger.
January 31, 2017 05:46:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Thanks for that D and D. What's the betting, that Sian Elvin will have a Basted Mill Pond small Monster sighting scoop this summer - with a tourism boosting comment from Mike?
January 28, 2017 17:31:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Newspaper reports are taken an alien invasion in Borough Green very seriously. http://www.kentlive.news/a-ufo-shaped-like-a-boomerang-was-apparently-spotted-in-borough-green/story-30073914-detail/story.html Seven of nine lives in our spare room
January 28, 2017 11:39:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Dot and Dave: I had to make do with Dan Dare in Eagle. Didn't take much notice of him - or later Star Trek, really. But on checking her out, that Seven of Nine looks a bit of alright. Wouldn't mind squeezing by her in a mini spaceship. How friendly are you (2) and her?
January 27, 2017 20:18:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave and Seven of Nine
Email:
Where are
you from:		Star trek Voyager
Comments:We are very concerned about the reports of alien spacecraft visiting Borough Green. We would suggest that any attempts of communication by aliens should be redirected to our supreme commander Mike Taylor who has no fear of being assimilated. (He probably has been anyway)
January 27, 2017 11:30:53 (GMT Time)


Name:rachel rees
Email:rachelgoodey{at}hotmail.com
Where are
you from:		east malling
Comments:trying to find more on drowning at quarry a ashby would of been my uncle
January 22, 2017 12:59:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Wow! Live from Vegas - Bob Drury as Neil Diamond. Sounds exciting. And live from the Black Horse - will Steve Russell (as Dean Martin) be opening for him?
January 8, 2017 08:43:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Hi Mikey! Hope you didn't swallow a thrupenny bit or tanner from the Christmas pudding. Wondering if the transfer of Windy Nob, was following a shift of some of the Staley's Road area, from Ightham Parish into BG Parish - possibly during the early 1960s? Happy new year!/All the best to one and all!
December 29, 2016 19:50:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Yes Mickey, Karl is Roger's son
December 4, 2016 16:23:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:For Roger Burrluck. " More be luck than judgement, eh Biz? " Was that music to your ears, when Stone Street's very own Terry Hodder regularly said that?
December 3, 2016 22:19:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Is Karl Burrluck, the plumber who carries out maintenance work at Potters Mede Pavilion? And is he the son of Roger Evan Burrluck, who during the mid to late 1950s, served a 5 year apprenticeship as a plumber and hot water engineer with F.P.Caine Ltd.? A teamwork one for you and Jackie! Thanks.
December 3, 2016 04:58:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Sad news indeed, Dot and Dave. More about moolah: From comment to Sally Humphries, at Ian's BG History w/ Photos Website. " So Arthur Russell was a busy man indeed : the father of 10 children - and here I was, thinking that yourself and Stephen and Peter Russell - would have inherited piles of money!" I've been wondering how it would affect me, if I moved to Poundsbridge in Kent!
December 2, 2016 19:23:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Even more sad news for Borough Green. The Nat West bank is to shut down. I was told it was due to lack of business but why did we always have to stand in a long queue when we visited
December 2, 2016 17:54:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Re: Crow Hill Estate, 1928 photo. From Ian's BG Photos Website : "The Crow Hill Estate was built in 1919....". "Council houses were erected on Hill View in 1928....". "It was not until 1934 when Malling Rural District Council was formed that real planning commenced in the area." Thanks again, for your great service Mike!
November 30, 2016 05:46:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Crowhill pic now posted
November 29, 2016 07:53:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
Where are
you from:		NSW
Comments:Mikey buddy : I'm not linking you with "Lived in Borough Green.....(.....somewhere around Crowhill!)" [that was Tracey B.]. I am an olde phart (posh historical spelling). I was around before Crowhill Knob and Naylor's Nob. And before Windy Nob was transferred to the area just along the footpath to Ightham, that goes across Staley's Road, and continues on to and across the quarry link road. Thanks to John Naylor, I used to attend Bonfire Nights at the crest of the bump, east of the school playing field and Hill View. Several look forward to seeing the mentioned postcard. Thanks.
November 29, 2016 04:47:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Micky, First, Jimmy Ashby from Wrotham, famous graffiti artist, has no familial tie to the BG Ashbys, who are related to my Jackie. I have been told decisively by my Jackie, born and bred BGer, that Windy Knob is the hill by Bellows Lane on the Ightham footpath. Crowhill Knob was just called The Knob, but I stuck the Crowhill bit on because its real historic name was Crow Hill, hence the estate name. Incidentally, John Osborne has found a postcard of the "new houses" at Crowhill, with rolling field behind. Will put on site when I can. I couldn't possibly comment on who should play SP in a film, I cannot think of an actor with his inimitable character
November 28, 2016 18:47:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
Email:
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you from:		NSW
Comments:Hi! Mike. Re: The 2009 Wrotham Arts Festival. How closely related, is the talented graffiti artist Jimmy Ashby - to the Jimmy Ashby who was from Crow Hill, and born in 1940?
November 26, 2016 03:34:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:I've been asked about it. When youngish, he would refer to himself as Woody(vulgar slang) Allan(his Christian name).
November 22, 2016 14:16:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:From a comment at the BG Community Website : "Lived in Borough Green all my life and haven't a clue where Crowhill Knob is (obviously somewhere around Crowhill!)" 'In my day' WINDY NOB, with the Royal Observer Corp post atop of same, was east of the BG Primary School playing field. CROW HILL was not visible from the playing field. Mind you, I wasn't very tall!
November 21, 2016 07:50:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Mike: Re: Lionel Jeffries stealing the show in "Two-Way Stretch." And a comedy film based on the Yellow Line farce, which would have had a part as surveyor suitable for the late Marty Feldman. Two good comedians. Someone I could never stand was Woody Allan. About a dozen years ago Bill Maher wrote: 'Everyone has to stop pretending Woody Allan movies don't completely suck. Hollywood stars must stop pretending that it's an honor to appear in his unwatchable, recycled tripe, and critics have to stop pretending that a tiny old Jew could be scoring with Tea Leoni and Helen Hunt. Somebody contact wardrobe - the emperor has no clothes.' I was amazed how easy he was on him. Who would you recommend for playing the part of Steve Perry in a comedy - would you consider Woody Allan?
November 19, 2016 03:14:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Hi All, don't forget to write to TMBC as well, have your say in their consultation at localplan@tmbc.gov.uk There is a lot of stuff about this elsewhere on the site
November 12, 2016 17:04:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
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you from:		Borough Green
Comments:We have also taken the survey for Borough Green Gardens and advised them to take notice of of the Parish Alliance meeting on 3rd July Our letter of complaint has also gone to TMBC.
November 9, 2016 10:51:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Louise
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you from:		Borough Green
Comments:What are the Parish Council's views on the alarming development that is known as Borough Green Gardens? I can't seem to recall being asked my view if I wanted an extra 3,500 homes, plus amenities, in the village. I am strongly opposed to the development, and see it as greedy opportunist landowners with their snouts in the trough. Obviously they don't have to live here. I want to see a Borough Green by-pass, but not at any cost. My fiance and I have already decided if this monsterous development gets the go-ahead, we will be leaving the area. If I want to live in a concrete jungle, I would have moved to London. What will be done to protect the residents of Borough Green from this situation? I have taken the 'Borough Green Gardens' (Gardens? Ha! It won't be once the concrete goes down.) survey, so have expressed my views in the strongest possible terms.
November 7, 2016 16:38:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Steve didn't realise, that a short while after he had strongly fancied that auburn haired Dunton Green girl at the Riverhead coffee bar, she became my girlfriend. And David Foxen started going with her friend. We used to take them to the coast on our motor bikes. For several years I had witnessed Steve's popularity with attractive girls. I had tried so much to be like him, to joke like him, but didn't know what to say, I just didn't have it - the harder I tried, the more I remained anchored in my unsuccessful plateau. To make up for those years, I have rubbed it in about that auburn haired girl.
November 4, 2016 02:47:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:While Steve is being tracked down, hope you don't mind me extending/rounding out list. Thanks! Dugald Chirnside, Gabby Hayes, Tommy Taylor, Ralph Gill, Sandra Harris, Buddy Holly, David Gasson, Julie Summers, 'Rat Features' and 'Long Neck'(Kemsing lads at Wrotham Rock n Roll Club), Chris Scott, nicely built girl with auburn coloured hair that he fancied - and Ann Kay - at the Cellar coffee bar/Riverhead, Jim Wicks.
October 29, 2016 18:53:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Hi Mike : I've been thinking about conditions at the former water-meadow; changes that were brought about with the drainage installations/requirements; the 7 trees kindly donated by Mrs. Lucas, and planted by yourself and Jackie - wondering about species, and looking forward to seeing pictures!; influence of adjacent trees. I am hopefully looking forward to visit the woodland walk in the not too distant future. Hope it's not too hot!
October 28, 2016 03:09:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Well, I'll probably hear about it. So will add that too much or too little essential elements will kill. Trees are like large living pumps. In this energy flow, water and the 13 soil elements essential for life, are transported from the soil. A continuing supply of energy is required to maintain high order in the pumps. High order means health. Touch the trees and tell them I'm thinking about them.
October 27, 2016 05:31:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:So let's see - I was mentioning that during the first few years, while the tree roots are establishing themselves to take in sufficient water, their need for the watering assistance. Already I've been contacted - by someone who goes on and on even more than me! - that the survival of a tree depends on 8 major factors. OK, that aside; too much or too little water will kill. Temperatures too high or too low will kill. I'll leave it at that!
October 27, 2016 04:16:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Mike: When asked, I was unable to accurately answer - what was Steve's job at the quarry? As a teenager, following upwards of a year in the Merchant Navy, he had been serving an apprenticeship as an electrician at Aylesford Paper Mill. Thanks! How's global warming? As they get established during the first 3 years, the Potters Mede trees will need watering - operating like a pump, their developing roots needing assistance in the uptake of water. Hope you don't mind me mentioning!
October 26, 2016 20:31:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:The first 'commenter' here (back in 2007), has a photo on his Platt United FC website which shows Steve getting to look like a young Dean Martin. It is as a member of the victorious Smith's Senior Charity Cup Final team, 1961-62 season. No sign of Jerry Lewis.
October 25, 2016 17:30:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Actually, I more often said, "I wish I looked like Stephen Russell." Thinks : wonder what he looks like now. Some girls used to say, "When Stephen is an old man [36!] he will look like Dean Martin."
October 24, 2016 15:50:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:So, that list of names that you have at the ready. Well, keep it under your hat, but Steve Russell may have temporarily gone underground - burrowed below his Dad's former Basted House cabbage patch. Yep, he was always one to box clever. Always a step ahead. I remember all of those years ago now, as if it were just yesterday - and saying to my Mum, "I wish I was like Stephen Russell."
October 21, 2016 18:47:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Oh! that's it, I forgot. He wants to know if Dave meant who, what, or both.
October 19, 2016 21:49:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Mike: I have a friend who, when he's feeling a bit down (to put it mildly), reads the following. It always brings a smile! Dave Sutton. Nov 13,2015. "It seems to me that Borough Green could do without Steve Perry. WTF is he anyway; I do not see him getting actively involved in Borough Green and could walk past him and not know who he is....."
October 19, 2016 17:52:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:One reason for the number of pupils in that 1949-50 class. It included all of the 'teacher's pets' that passed the 11-plus exam, and attended grammar schools the following school year. More than several of those, had transferred from Wrotham Primary School. For locals in that class who were not considered 'Grammar School material', it would not have been a good year.
October 18, 2016 23:43:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Some comments at Ian's website, mention a 1949-50 class at BG Primary School, that contained over 60 pupils. The contributor names the 59 that he remembers. And also mentions that there were a few more. Not one of those named, or a relation, has submitted even a single word regarding this!
October 18, 2016 19:31:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:That's great Mike, thanks for trying! You're my all-time favourite BG Parish Council Chairman. Hope he's OK with the 1950s reminders. Can't wait, but starting to get a few butterflies. Don't hear much about 1950s BG teenagers these days - have to prepare myself!
October 17, 2016 17:44:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:I'll nobble him next time he passes, and give him a copy of your list
October 17, 2016 16:26:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW
Comments:Be great if someone so bold, could discover where Steve Russell is hibernating and get approximately half a dozen words out of him about that Aug 26 list. Those names were selected with so much care!
October 11, 2016 01:35:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:I don't see Campbell Higgins and John Carruthers questions being answered at Ian's website. An interesting survey would be to find out how much living memory there is in BG. There are a lot of surnames that I do not recognise now. Perhaps that influences things somewhat. But to use that as an excuse is stretching it a bit much, I should think. I'm sure quite a few viewers see the names of relations, friends, acquaintances, etc., mentioned - then just move on to something else. Well mate, nowadays, I guess 'that's just the way it is'.
October 8, 2016 03:03:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Yep, I was kind of thinking the same thing Buddy. I'm quite relieved now that I didn't mention the demise of Queen Anne. Wonder how many years before I'm the only BG golden oldie left? And I even gave up taking the tabloids. Who woulda thunk it? Mind you, I could never have attended to a fraction of the things you have - and continue to so admirably - for BG. I'm almost a basket case (modern definition) just thinking about it.
October 7, 2016 17:40:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Hi Micky I think all those names are far beyond living memory now.
October 7, 2016 13:37:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:I wonder if Travis Perkins, the play bark/bark mulch/compost specialist supplier is related to Keith Perkins - the boyfriend of Margaret Pingree during her mid to late teens. She later met and married Francis White. Thinks : be nice if they were to leave a comment. I don't know if she knew it or not, but I had a crush on Margaret when she was 14/15/16.
October 7, 2016 00:29:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Re:Sam Stebbings/Aug. 2 post. Do you know where the Ack-Ack and Searchlights set up was at Basted? I vaguely remember a small 'army camp' just a little north of Basted Paper Mill. And a barrage balloon in a cornfield at Claygate Cross. Les Goodall from Bristol was posted to the Basted venue that I mentioned. He later married Joan Gunner of Claygate Cross, and ran her father's farm. This is a long shot in case Sam and Les had known one another. And yourself and/or Jackie are aware of this.
September 14, 2016 00:43:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Almost 3 years ago - written Saturday, 14 September, 2013. "Battling against the elements on a wet and windy Friday, Dr. Margaret Garrett made great progress in an effort to find new members and establish a Borough Green Branch." Boo!! Boo!! Not another of Jackie's rich relations, is she?
September 12, 2016 17:47:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:The pile driving is probably soil testing - they have a cunning wheeze to build 10 house where the office block is, and the orchid land, and the entrance to IQ East - over my dead body. They are just flying a kite though, they have already been told by planners the land is too protected. The other loud banging has been the bridge demolition see Kent Messenger website, search Thong Lane Bridge demolition. Me again, media whore !!!!
September 11, 2016 09:01:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Tree planting went well, all 7 reaching for the sky, pic soon. A lot of newcomers don't realise the impact of quarrying on BG, they see these pretty wooded hills, and don't realise they are quarry waste. Thong Lane bridge now gone, our last surviving bit of heritage, but managed to salvage a length of the old tramway rail, to be cut up into souvenirs. I must admit I haven't done the site counts the past month or so, been very busy, normally run 100-150 a day each, so looks like a good increase- probably TMBC looking for evidence !! I do remember "Two-Way Stretch", and Lionel Jeffries saying "what's wrong, frightened of a little bang?", just before the cliff fell on him. Yellow line program has turned into a real farce, it would make a good comedy film, with Marty Feldman as the Council Surveyor
September 11, 2016 08:57:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
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you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Just curious why those lovely brand new yellow lines recently painted outside your house have suddenly disappeared under some dodgy looking new road surface. Do we have any idea what Crest is up to as a pile driver is in action on the land where the Orchids used to grow opposite the doctors surgery
September 5, 2016 08:55:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Very briefly, this was distantly referring to mind/body coping of overlapping worry (thinking), anxiety (feeling) and stress (response) - often experienced in old age as well!
September 2, 2016 23:04:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:You can't teach an old dog.....? I'm now thinking that the following arrangement of well-known lines might be helpful during my advanced years! .....Grant me the serenity of mind to accept that which cannot be changed; courage to change that which can be changed, and wisdom while sorting out one from the other.
September 2, 2016 19:35:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Another 500 hits during the following 17 hours - and still the evening until midnight to go! It's like an 'Open University' course!
August 31, 2016 16:20:48 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Has your budget for advertising been increased Mike? I've been informed that, during the past 24 hours, there have been 470 visitors to the BG Community Website!
August 30, 2016 23:30:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:I see that you mention L.Terry & Co. Ltd., in the Sentinels section - with 3 vehicle photos. Their prominently signed quarry entrance was a little southwest of Offham, along Comp Lane. I suppose you don't, just yet, have quite enough time to write a few books!? Hope the tree planting went well!
August 30, 2016 02:24:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Them quarries were all about! Round about 1960?, I recollect seeing a photo in the K.M. of 3 skiving, stone-breaking convicts. It was taken at Terry's Quarry, Offham. I can only think that it might have been during the filming of 'Two Way Stretch'. One of the convicts was Peter Sellers.
August 28, 2016 22:39:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:If it's OK Mike, I'll leave some names from the good old days, to help jog some of Steve Russell's memories. Although he was born three quarters of a century ago, I've gone easy on him so that he gets a good score! Thanks! 'Father Van', The Cisco Kid, Robin Hodges, Mick Carson, Duncan Edwards, Doreen and Pauline Bear, Barry Pilkington Slater, Chuck Berry, Ken Jennings, Margaret Mercer, Tommy Marmont, Carol Bish, Tony 'Spud' Waite, Rosemary Hugill, Mick 'Strummer' Rayfield, Mick Taylor, and Moe Tebb.
August 26, 2016 23:55:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Re : Thong Lane photo following storm. Don't know about green thumb Mike, but a tree hugger here reckons that your upraised arm looks like a continuation of a branch - living art. And would be a marvelous way to spend Christmas Eve!
August 25, 2016 06:39:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky T.
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Comments:Great young Mike pics! Becomes legendary BG-ite, joining such as Col. Frank Griggs and Frank Bangay; blissfully married; writer of stuff good to read; doesn't even need to bother with that big chest of cash he buried in his garden; and still young; "Happy" Taylor - well, who wouldn't be?
August 25, 2016 00:00:05 (GMT Time)


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Comments:Pics posted. Micky, see link on home page
August 24, 2016 07:56:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Hi Micky- been a bit out of the loop, planting trees at Potters with Jackie - pics soon. Pat Moorecroft is Cllr Pat Moorecroft, just resigned as to busy with other village projects. Steve Russell is still around. When we dug the memorial foundation, we found the footings of Russels old shop, and a brick is now incorporated in the memorial. Concrete project was building the crusher at Stangate, it is in the background of some quarry pics.Libby is the daughter of Marjory. Will briefly post pics of young me.
August 24, 2016 07:35:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:That is, to see an older photo or 2 of a younger you, for comparison!
August 22, 2016 19:33:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Mike : A few of your fans have been studying two 1970s photos, on the Platt United FC website, that included Councillor Tim. And the modern Tim, with yourself, following the successful 2015 Election results. With Tim looking so different, on each of the 3 occasions, there is growing demand to yourself when younger!
August 22, 2016 19:27:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Wonder if Ms. McAdam, a 'hopeful' to fill one of those PC vacancies, is related to Marjorie McAdam? During the 50s, 'every' household purchased 1, 2, or 3 of the K.M., Sevenoaks Chronicle, or Mid Kent News. Cllr. Marjorie, was one of those most quoted in print. Who can forget the headline? - "MARJORIE McADAM SAYS THERE ARE TOO MANY FLIES IN BOROUGH GREEN." Or have it triggered by a comment which appeared in Ian's 'Past & Present', Chapter 3 section, some 2 and a half years ago? Flies were not only on the wall - they were everywhere.
August 21, 2016 19:29:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:Mike: What was the concrete construction project for, which was carried out at the 'quarry' during the early to mid-60s? The contractor was an internationally-known, civil engineering company. Their ads for formwork and shuttering carpenters for this job, appeared quite widely. It was a one of a its kind type project, for the BG area.
August 18, 2016 17:54:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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you from:		NSW.
Comments:The last time that I saw 3 BG quarry workers : Ron Woodger, Tom Merritt from Claygate Cross [next door to Alan Webb], and Stephen Russell from Western Rd. - was on a Sat. night, late summer 1966. I hardly got to speak to them - they were in the public bar, and I was in the saloon on a date. Tom's wife Rose, was serving me. You may remember seeing Stephen's Dad driving his truck, to and from the vicinity of Basted House, where he market gardened. A good customer of his would have been his Mum. She ran a greengrocery shop at the foot of Western Rd., opposite the Red Lion. I believe that the building was eventually 'written off/damaged beyond repair', following a few crashes of careless A25 drivers into same? Oh! and the pub where I last saw those quarrymen, was the Chequers - in jolly old Crouch.
August 18, 2016 00:46:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Thanks again Mike! I believe that the 4 (all on the same team) well-known BGFC footballing brothers were : Fred, 'Elmo','Dilla', and Jack. At Ian's BG Photos website : For the 1956 building of the Recreation Ground, War Memorial Sports Pavilion, Dilla is mentioned in the 'shortlist' (by Frank) to represent all 62 volunteers. In one of the photos, I was quite impressed to see 17 years old Brian Summers - of Hill View, digging away at the bank. Campbell was living a door or 2, from Pat Moorcroft, in Sevenoaks Rd. [not Councillor Pat Moorecroft apparently, but similar age and looks]. Re : Campbell's Christian name - Ann, his Mum, was Scottish.
August 17, 2016 19:20:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:You should be able to contact Campbell Higgins via Ian's photo site, he regularly talks to Ian on the blog. The Higgins I knew are Janet, still around in BG, and Fred "Prungy" Higgins, a quarry worker who was a bit crippled, allegedly from playing football barefoot in his younger days. Used to go to work walking his bike using it as a zimmer. He drove a stock lorry and stayed in the cab all day. Famous event when he went under Mill Lane Bridge with the body up at speed, and got the cab reared up in the air against the bridge. He couldn't climb down, and it took the lads several hours to extricate him, with the truck stabilised with two loading shovels.
August 16, 2016 10:51:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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you from:		Still NSW.
Comments:Re : Chris Page, Aug. 6, 2016; 23 : 25 : 43 (GMT). 'Yes', to 1 or 2 enquirers. Chris was the younger brother of John (later named Colin) - the Kent CCC player and coach. And Malcolm - who served a 5 year apprenticeship as a plumber and hot water fitter, with F.P.Caine Ltd. A year or 2 following his leaving Wrotham Sec. Modern, I saw Chris walking down BG High Street carrying a pair of boxing gloves. Probably on the road to improvement?
August 15, 2016 19:24:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Now thinking that last post Sevenoaks Chronicle article, appeared possibly 10 years earlier. Sometimes I can't think quite so straight, while trying to survive on my "frozen" UK State Pension!
August 12, 2016 08:30:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Mike : Do you know if Campbell Higgins became a member of ARC management at Basted House? I seem to recollect a Sevenoaks Chronicle article, with him being interviewed about certain important quarry matters, during the latter half of the 1980s. I think that he may have been connected with accounting. I believe that his Dad, Elmo, had previously been a BG quarry worker. He was named after a famous wrestler - 'Elmo the Mighty'.
August 12, 2016 02:38:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Mike : Just come back to me now - 'Mo' being Maurice Jenner. Can't remember his brother 'Bo''s name just yet. I remember a loudly laughing Gerry Woolway and some other teenaged quarry workers, as they waited and then pushed dust from Thong Lane bridge on to unamused pedestrians and cyclists. I can't really imagine the Alan Webb I'm referring to, becoming an ARC lorry driver. He bullied boys several years younger than himself. "Winkle" was also involved - if you get the drift. He further threatened boys to keep them quiet, and didn't get reported to police.
August 8, 2016 18:28:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:I knew Tony Dobson as a fitter at ARC- Mo Jenner welded his boot studs to a beam whilst he had his eyes shut while Mo welded a plate. Cliff's parents were Ron and Freda, sister Carol, will ask if they are related, but Jackie thinks not.
August 8, 2016 14:22:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Alan Webb from Claygate Cross - was that "Winkle" Webb? If so I knew him as a driver from ARC days. The Ashby in Jackie probably comes from the fact that Ashbys are descended in part from the Garretts,
August 8, 2016 14:18:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:I'm getting as sloppy as that KM reporter - Donald Green's younger brother was Dave. I knew I should have had a catnap before writing and submitting that post!
August 7, 2016 10:14:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Yes, there were bullies. To name a few : Alan Webb from Claygate Cross; Chris Page from Mereworth; Val Mummery from Basted. Robert Tebb was wild too - he operated with Brian Cox.
August 6, 2016 23:25:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Mike: Thanks for showing the KM cutting. Few called 'Bronk' by his name Arthur - even his Mum didn't. First I've heard that 'Tich' Bowman's name was Frederick. The surname of David 'Harris' was Green. Ted Dobson was the father of Tony; do you know if Councillor Cliff is related to them? That is a very good photo of Jackie and Shirley. Actually, Jackie looks like a mixture of some Garretts and Ashbys. Is Shirley related to 'Tich' Bowman, Arthur 'Moe' Tebb, or Robert Tebb? If 'Moe', ask him if he remembers going to that coffee bar in Riverhead for 2 years. If Robert, if he remembers killing my fish from Long Pond with a knife. I'm still grieving.
August 6, 2016 22:00:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
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Comments:Hi Micky, yes Sue Ashby was brother to Jimmy and Malcolm, "Bronc" we are asking relatives about Chapel St, but Arthur was the Ashby who drowned at Isles Quarry. The two on the bench are my Jackie (l) and Shirley Bowman (r), nee Tebbs. All 4 benches are now installed. Crowhill is actually named Crowhill, but common parlance is "The Knob". Windy Knob is the hill on the old footpath to Ightham, and sorry to disappoint the conspiracy theory, but it was named that long before the new houses were built at Staleys Rd. I have the cutting from the KM about the drowning, and will put it back on the home page later.
August 6, 2016 16:06:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Still sinking in with me! So Windy Nob became Naylor's Nob. But unofficially remains as Crow Hill Knob. And they came up with Stayley's Road and Windy Nob to impress prospective home buyers? In view of the good work that you have put in for the village Mike, another windy area might one day feature Taylor's Nob!
August 4, 2016 17:33:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Comments:Re : Frank and Ian's History of BG / Photos - SITE, Benchmark - 2016. The 2 ladies sitting on the Tollgate bench, 25 May. Been wondering about their names. It's like I'm recognising them from the past - well, their Mums or Aunts. Surely not their Grandmothers or Great aunts!
August 4, 2016 03:58:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
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Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Mike and Jackie : Thanks for your continued help and patience! Re : Sue Ashby in that loco skip/quarry photo. Was she the sister of Jimmy and Malcolm Ashby from Crow Hill? And do you know if Pearl Ashby was the sister of 'Bronk' Ashby from Chapel Street? He unfortunately drowned one summer in a quarry pond. I can't quite place the two girls. Thanks again, I am trying to limit these questions!
August 2, 2016 20:16:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Micky. Jackie's Dad was Jack, married Tess (Cicely) Perkins, who lived at Orchard House at the time. The marriage broke up when she contracted TB and was sent to Northampton. Jackie was bought up from 6 months by her Aunt Bess and Uncle Sam Stebbings. Sam came from Attleborough in Norfolk and met Bess Garrett when he was posted to Basted on Ack-Ack and searchlights. Jackie always called Bess her Mum. Years later when we got engaged, we had to track Tess down because Jack wouldn't give us permission to get married, and Bess wasn't Jackie's legal guardian. Jackie and Tess got on well, but Tess never took over Jackie's love for Bess as her "Mum".
August 2, 2016 09:56:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Leisa Neal
Email:Leisaneal{at}hotmail.com
Where are
you from:		Plaxtol
Comments:Can someone please contact me about the war memorial asap? 07713020338
July 30, 2016 15:14:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Now I've been asked, "if you don't know Jackie's Mum and Dad then,how do you know that 'Uncle' Jim isn't her Dad?" I'll just mention that Jim Garrett had natural, pale yellowish hair colour, and that he looked a little like Boomhauer in 'King of the Hill.' And that he was Roger Burrluck's uncle.
July 28, 2016 18:52:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:So during the early to mid-50s, Jackie's cousins, Leslie "Mozzy" and Ian moved from Chapel Street to Fairfield Estate. Latter half of the 1950s/early 60s, J's Uncle Jim working at Caines - as was Roger Burrluck. Late 60s, Jackie working the petrol pumps for Mr. Goddard at The Square, Ightham. Garage rented from Dr. Ronnie Walker. Hopefully working my way to finding out Jackie's Mum and Dad, etc.!
July 28, 2016 01:29:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Offending adverts now removed, I must admit it is many years since I had a spam infection like that- lets hope the perp gets the message. Yes Ann Burrluck is Jackie's aunt, one of a huge family, threads of that family still permeate village life. As with the Salts.
July 24, 2016 07:36:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:George "Sam" Salt had sons George,John, and Dave and lived closed to the Harrow. Dan Salt was one of Sam Salts grandkids who has been mentioned on this website. Very close knit family and had a reputation for looking after each other. As long as you keep out of England you should be OK
July 23, 2016 08:53:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Thanks for the warning Dot and Dave. Are you related to Greg or Kenny Sutton? I'm wondering if the Salt boys are descended from Georgie Salt; related to Dan Salt; and how I should protect myself, should they track me down. They're not pushing this fashion stuff are they?
July 22, 2016 19:16:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Micky Trump The family to be wary of are the Salt boys from Ightham, Dodgy lot to say the least, not to be messed with.
July 22, 2016 15:52:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike: I knew some Garretts quite well, but will discipline myself to just mentioning Ann, she married George Burrluck. My mum used to speak about times with her-they had been friends and in service together in Ightham. Jackie's aunt maybe?
July 21, 2016 20:16:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Mike.truck{at}btconnect.com
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Micky - Jackie's maiden name was Garrett. When I told my landlady in Ightham that I was going out with a "Garrett girl", her face visibly paled. But she was wrong, and I never had a single regret - without Jackie I wouldn't be a Borough Green-ite.
July 21, 2016 06:28:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike: Many thanks for your reply. Just yet, I haven't got into e-mailing/using an e-mail address. Budding is delayed, but hopefully I will become a late bloomer one day. Many of those my age didn't really have an education - little more than a smattering of the 3-Rs (like me). I can understand that limiting comments from them. For 2 years I've been thinking about a comment which appeared on the History of BG website [Themed - Basted, section]. I also knew Tony O'dell well; know her name, but cannot place Sue Ashby; and wonder what your Jackie's [broken-up] maiden name is. I've been told that strictly, the majority of the time, I do not qualify for 'news', 'comment on the site', or 'grumble'. Oh well!
July 18, 2016 23:07:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike T
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Micky, sorry I haven't responded to your multiplicitous posts, been busy. Doll Fissenden was the cleaner with the MBE, no other awards except my 4 standards complaints - recognition of a sort!! I exercise every day with the specific intention of surviving to cause trouble. I only know that my Dad's depot was on the Danforth Hoghway out of Toronto, and that he had occasional trips to California, but I lost touch with him when I was 5, so no trucker's stories. I remember Ron Woodger very well from mt Stangate days - shovel driver, used to have a little inner tube to sit on because of his boils. The frogs all hopped off before we could harvest their legs. The Counts always impress me - but always surprised I get so few comments, excepting yourself, of course. We did find out that Mary was in service at a big house in Crouch Lane. We do have a stonemason, Don Sheppard from Chiddingstone - does a lot of local cemetery memorials,The design of the War Memorial grew from some artists impressions, a guy called Ramon Higgs, a Legion friend of Ray Chopping. We have tried to incorporate local history into the memorial as well. A-Z was a complete stitch-up by crooked developers and a cowardly Borough Council. They only have to commit to locals for affordable housing, so they will be importing more commuters - what these people never realise that by piling everyone into the southeast, they destroy what made us special in the first place. I am glad I am not on the road anymore I knew Frank Davies well, and am still in touch with his family in BG. Jackie remembers him from the Cinema, but I was a newcomer in the 60s, just as the Rex was closing down. And I can confirm that Mike Gear is really Mike Gear, and quite unique.The Coronation Oak consultation was kosher - no point doing it any other way, I can posy all the figures (in fact I think I did at the time). Put an email address in sometime
July 18, 2016 11:14:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:I started to question a few as to whether Mike Gear had got his (internet?) name from Mike McGear. I was then informed that 'Gear' is not an uncommon surname in West Kent. And that during the 50s, Bernard Gear had raced with 'Squeak' Gosden (from Crow Hill) and Alan Fuller (Claygate Cross) for Sevenoaks Wheelers Cycling Club. Now I'm wondering if Mike is related to Bernard!
July 9, 2016 18:09:54 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Please forgive a little more [older] Boro' Green "news". Re: June 15 post. In no uncertain manner, I have been told that I "know nothing about 'Curtis and Caines' and Frank Davies." Actually, I was working for Caines when Frank started as an office boy there. He always looked a bit tired - he was also the projectionist at the Rex Cinema.
July 5, 2016 19:22:45 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:Ref ATOZ new builds I suppose the old line from the conservatives will be " its for first time buyers from the local area to have first choice !!!!!" Oh what hog wash the developers will get richer the conservatives will earn out of it we the villagers will have to put up with the undesirables that move in and contribute nothing to village life except cause havoc with there Chelsea tractors and indiscriminate parking with in the village car parks
July 1, 2016 16:26:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:That June 17, 2016 03:42:46 (GMT) comment was mine. Did one or 2 things wrong - I didn't forget what I was going to say! Over 50% of those who reach 85 years will have Alzheimer's disease symptoms, or some other form of dementia. 'Learn a new language' they say - 'stimulate your brain'. I think I'll learn that new language that young folk use when submitting posts to the Da Joint website.
June 18, 2016 08:21:38 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:
June 17, 2016 03:42:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Hey! Guys. Have you heard the very latest Borough Green news? It hasn't come out yet! Hee! hee! don't we have fun. [A 'joke' of former Star & Garter, Claygate Cross landlord - Joe Ashdown].
June 17, 2016 00:00:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:War Memorial Construction. Where have all the stone masons gone? When Frank Davies took over at F.P.Caine Ltd., did they all disappear? For this effort, artificial stone would have sufficed. I won't ask how much it cost!
June 15, 2016 16:10:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Oh! the excitement at Sainsbury's Local. "Staff confirmed the first purchase made in the store was by a man who bought a croissant for his breakfast." He probably regrets not buying two, and putting one on ebay this weekend. He has wolfed down a collectible.
May 28, 2016 06:50:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:I really appreciate that no unkind comments have been submitted. A neighbour reckons I have been smoking dried banana skins.
May 20, 2016 02:40:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:The family expert in our small group wishes to speak: "The lady of the house is smiling pleasantly when both her husband, and Mary, are behind the camera. This suggests good conditions for Mary." There, that's made him happy!
May 19, 2016 19:42:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Well, for what seems nigh on 18 months now, me and 2 and a half friends have been puzzling about 'Mary Gardiner Copp' and the family she was in service with - with zero progress. So respecting their privacy, we would be absolutely delighted and enormously relieved, to find out [fairly accurately] just where that house is. It goes without saying that the name of the house would be icing on the cake.
May 17, 2016 19:39:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Wow! BG News must average 100 hits daily. That'd be considered pretty good for a large village in NSW. Wonder if Adrian is still getting his jollies, clicking away?
May 13, 2016 19:52:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:"Next PC mtg 4th Apr 7.30 COGS ANNEX" "WHAT ARE CREST UP TO NOW?" Micky Trump. I thought things were starting to get a bit samey - SORRY ALL!
May 9, 2016 17:35:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike: A few Sydney restaurants want to know if that frogspawn for the new pond, helped produce a bountiful supply of frog's legs. Well, enough to make it worthwhile for them to hop over and pick up.
May 8, 2016 23:53:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike: Remember Ron Woodger from quarry days? I used to drink a few pints with him at The Plough, Basted; Star & Garter, Claygate Cross; and Chequers, Crouch - not all the same evening. His son Peter now lives in Snodland. His daughter is the very nice lady who serves in the Plough; I enjoyed chatting with her when I visited Boro' Green in 2014. She has always lived in that 'Plough Terrace' (now 'Hill View') row - but now a few doors from her childhood. My visit was enjoyable, and I was quite impressed with Borough Green and those hamlets I mentioned.
May 8, 2016 03:09:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike: Looking back to pre-Lycra Lout times, some are wondering where you lived in 'The Great White North', and routes taken by your lorry driving Dad. Oops! they say 'truck' in Canada, don't they? Just kidding! [not you, but I won't mention who].
May 5, 2016 19:20:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:I told my buddy that 'C' there- on the end yesterday, doesn't mean anything. And that I don't know where it came from. He said I sounded a bit like the blonde, who when her doctor told her she was pregnant, replied "Are you sure it's mine." Sounds slightly better down under, I suppose.
May 2, 2016 16:00:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Us expats, feel that the colossal amount of votes for the Coronation Oak replacement tree, smells slightly fishy. I mean, a round figure of 50 votes? half a century. We are NOT suggesting that any vote rigging has taken place, but that an investigation of this is in order.C
May 1, 2016 18:37:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:There's going to be quite a state of flux, Mike. Movement in voting patterns. All the new housing. Possible boundary tweaks in the area of Long Mill Lane. It's all in the Conservative DNA. Of course, I'm not telling you anything new. Yep, there's no way your devoted fans/supporters are going to let you ride off into the sunset for quite a long while. All the best!
April 25, 2016 01:00:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales.
Comments:Rikki: I know, I know. It's been mentioned to me once or twice lately about 'Salisbury's Local'. I even pinched myself during the dream, but the name on the sign didn't change. And I didn't wake up until later. PS. Some have called me a Limey 'banana bender',but they're from Queensland.
April 24, 2016 18:52:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike: A few expats and the odd tourist here, still talk about a milkman and a school cleaner from the Borough Green area being awarded MBEs. They ask - apart from Sue Murray, have you, Tim Shaw, or Frank Bangay (e.g.)received awards of any kind? And by the way, some women have mentioned that you look quite young in photos - and how tall are you?! Happy summer - keep up the good work!
April 19, 2016 18:34:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Rikki! I had a great dream last night - Tesco Express and Salisbury's Local were livening up Borough green High Street. I didn't want it to end - but nature called.
March 25, 2016 06:14:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump.
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia.
Comments:Mike, Dot and Dave. Have your exhaustive surveys included residents of Ightham, Wrotham, Plaxtol, and Platt, etc.? How's parking? Be nice to them, as they arrive with their Sainsbury's credit cards!
March 20, 2016 03:37:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:"Google" us
Where are
you from:		The best village in the world
Comments:When Sue’sbury’s opens it will do well for a short time because people will want to “nose” around it but living in Borough Green and actually talking to people here the general consensus is that this place is not wanted. We have the COOP just around the corner which is more than adequate for the needs of the villagers so why have we lost a very good pub and gained an unwanted shop? Did TMBC completely ignore the wishes of the people of Borough Green; I think they did, once again. It is some consolation that we have Mike Taylor in our corner but surely there is a limit to the punishment he can take; just lately he has been well and truly “in the wars” and some of the local newspaper reporters must have done their training with the Sun.
March 18, 2016 11:55:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Micky Trump
Email:
Where are
you from:		New South Wales, Australia
Comments:I agree 100% with Rikki
March 16, 2016 03:49:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Borough Green and Proud
Comments:Hi Rikki, that is a surprising attitude, you don't work for Sainsbury, do you? I suggest you look at what Nisa, Loco and Co-op actually stock before you suggest they need replacing by Sainsbury - who sell exactly the same range. The survey we carried out showed 3-4 people out of thousands who wanted it, so you are a very small minority. Local produce is mainly grain and rapeseed, (and sand). We aren't against progress that adds something to the village, but unfortunately progress by corporations always means destruction of something.
March 12, 2016 07:42:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Rikki
Email:rikki098{at}me.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Im always surprised that people complain with regards to progress. The only shop on the high street that is any good, is the green grocers, We have Nisa, that only sells frozen food, fags,sweets and alcohol. The same at Loco. It's a real shame that we don't have more shops selling local produce. Our high street needs a revamp, then the likes of Sainsbury's wouldn't stand a chance, but as it stands, i bet they do well.
March 8, 2016 14:44:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Borough Green, Christmas Lights Capital of the World
Comments:Hi Karen, thanks so much for the kind words and taking the trouble to pass them on, I will ensure the crew all know. Its a few years now since I was on the lights crew, but I still remember the intense pleasure of working in the Village, with all the support and comments. The Christmas Lights are an outward expression of the soul of this Village, the thread of kindness that permeates every aspect of life here - truly a special place
December 2, 2015 09:38:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Karen Harding
Email:karenharding{at}eversheds.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike, Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who worked so hard to put the Christmas Lights up in the village this year. I got off the train last night coming home from work, and the High Street and Western Road are a blaze of colour. Sadly I missed the big "Switch On" on Saturday, but the team and the local shopkeepers have really come up trumps this year - it looks so festive and cheery. Had to take photos so I could show everyone in work what a lovely place I live in! Karen
December 1, 2015 09:08:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Tony martin.
Email:tony.martin50{at}taltalk.net
Where are
you from:		44 Normanhurst Rd.
Comments:Well Mike, when I read the report in the Voice all about your shenanigans I really thought I was reading something from Muriel Rurial.It might well have been.I never thought TMBC could be so confused. Anyway you're our hero. keep at it. Tony
November 24, 2015 14:09:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Thanks, Dave, Very much appreciated, its comments like that that make all the c**p worthwhile. I think we have given Steve every opportunity to become part of the team, but he is far happier destroying things
November 15, 2015 09:10:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Dave Sutton
Email:https://plus.google.com/u/0/+DaveSutton/posts
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:It seems to me that Borough Green could do without Steve Perry. WTF is he anyway; I do not see him getting actively involved in Borough Green and could walk past him and not know who he is. The sooner that Borough Green realise that Mike Taylor really represents our friendly little village and is not afraid to call a spade a spade the better for all involved. Keep up the good work Mike; having spoken to many people after reports in the local paper I know that many in our village are behind you and that they really appreciate your efforts.
November 13, 2015 14:07:55 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:http://www.derbyshire.police.uk/Safety-advice/Road-Safety/Cyclists.aspx ROAD POSITION Not sure that promoting hostility towards other road users, especially vulnerable ones, is a sound position for those in public office. More than 2 abreast is however not what the Highway Code advises and 2 is not always sensible.
November 3, 2015 12:52:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hi Dave, Yes I do recall the death hungry pillocks- I don't understand why the Lycra Louts have such a cavalier disregard for their own safety, they think they are above the Law because they are unidentifiable. Perhaps we need a registration scheme, or better still, an outright ban on leisure cycling on the road
November 2, 2015 09:24:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Dot and Dave's house
Comments:Hi Mike It was nice to see you Sunday morning driving the “Borough Green Mobile” along Borough Green Road Wrotham. It was a very misty day and visibility was not good and I had noticed some cyclists in front of you who had two groups riding three abreast. This seemed to be a stupid thing to do as it not only breaks the law but is a big hazard in bad weather conditions. I hope you got around them without any incident.
November 1, 2015 10:21:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:		still up North
Comments:I may have my own views on how neutral an investigation by a council officer into another officer's conduct may be. I am less than clear as to how much liberty I have to comment on that. Thereby hangs a tale.
October 23, 2015 13:41:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:"how do we report it without infringing the Standards Code- as soon as an allegation is made, that affects the Officer's reputation, we are automatically guilty" Your query Mike. An investigation is commenced which is neutral in nature, just that an investigation. It does not assume guilt or innocence. So the mere act of raising a complaint does not in itself affect an officer's reputation.
October 23, 2015 13:38:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:mike.truck{at}btconnect.com
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Jaco, you didn't leave an email address. Can you email me as above so I can get back to you with some ideas Regards Mike
September 16, 2015 08:07:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaco van der Berg
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike, Do you know what the plans are from OpenReach to install fibre broadband in Borough Green? I live in Basted Mill and we have an average connection at best. After speaking to OpenReach I keep on being told "another 6 months" ... this started 12 months ago. If the appetite from the community is there we can go another route (as Underiver did) and go private: http://www.gigaclear.com/ There has to be sufficient interest to make it viable though. What are your thoughts around this? I have no idea whether it is just me being impatient with my broadband or if other people are after faster speeds as well. I know people in Hazelbourne are complaining about no/poor connections. Cheers, Jaco
September 15, 2015 20:34:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Very true, Alan, and not just Borough Green, it will turn the entire area into the third town in Tonbridge and Malling. Much as we love our neighbours in Platt Wrotham and Ightham, we are all celebrate being unique and distinct communities. I think these people are flying a kite, just as with their last scheme, the Freight Hub, but you can never tell what the greedy """ at TMBC will decide - think of all that extra Council tax, their mouths must be watering
September 3, 2015 06:29:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Alan
Email:Parker
Where are
you from:		Brisbane-- Born Rock Road
Comments:3000 Houses will absolutely be the ruin of Borough Green.
September 1, 2015 08:13:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:		Kent
Comments:Good work Mike on documenting the sad passing of the Coronation Oak. The junction must seem quite different without it.
August 18, 2015 21:27:36 (GMT Time)


Name:the poor git who now has a roundabout on door step
Email:
Where are
you from:		borough becoming less green
Comments:cheating gits at T & M at it again!!! dont trust them or we will have another toxic terrace in our village
August 18, 2015 19:03:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:sevenoaksart{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Thanks for the “official letter” regarding irresponsible parking by commuters using the station. Our daughter lives very close to Borough Green station and every day finds that commuters are parking outside her house and restricting her parking. Complaints to the drivers have resulted in abuse so maybe an official letter may make them think a little harder.
August 17, 2015 12:35:25 (GMT Time)


Name:steve willard
Email:swillard{at}tpg.com.au
Where are
you from:		Australia (now)
Comments:Not sure if you will get this or not, but I have some more photos of willards transport that you might like to see.I am leaving here (perth) next week & will be staying in BG for the next 6 months
July 13, 2015 11:59:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Info sent on re: The Rock. if any more info surfaces i will happily add to the history website. Although presently offline, it will return. This relates to copyright matters mentioned below.
May 20, 2015 09:23:04 (GMT Time)


Name:moran stevens
Email:moranstevens{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		NZ & UK
Comments:Hi, I am a descendent of James Bevin who according to 1871 Ightham census was the publican of the Rock Inn. I understand this hotel has long since gone but if anybody has any info it would be most appreciated. Many thanks in advance.
May 19, 2015 10:50:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Barry Fisher
Email:bef{at}talk21.com
Where are
you from:		Devon via 50yrs in Borough Green
Comments:Hope you and Jackie are keeping well. Tell P and I Tucker from me, to move if Franks name offends them
May 18, 2015 19:42:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Thanks Dot and Dave. I will explore that. My primary concern is that a media company is claiming that it holds the copyright to an image which was supplied in good faith. It belongs to the Bangay family and I have no wish to seek permission to use one of our own images, nor to pay a fee to do so. Nor do I think it lawful that somebody can pass off somebody else's image as their own and seek to gain from it. It goes against inteelectual property rights. While this is being clarified I will keep content off line. The entire archive has copyright asserted and is only to be used on non-profit sites. That does exclude the Chronicle. The Mail too quoted chunks without permission, though of course it helps to understand the background of this issue.
May 17, 2015 13:30:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Ian. You may or may not be aware that you can issue a dmca notice to Google. www.google.com/webmasters/tools/dmca-notice
May 17, 2015 08:41:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Mike - can you let me know which sites reasonably requested photos? I see images of Dad on sites where I am not so keen on finding them, nor where he would have wanted to appear. The copyright notice on my blog is pretty evident and has been there since its creation. Some of the sites are hateful, some commercial. Unless they came from you I will be sending out "cease and desist" notices.
May 16, 2015 23:45:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Webmaster
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Emma, thank you so much for that info - it is a worry I have heard expressed several times, so I will put a pointer to your comment on the homepage. Thanks, Mike
May 16, 2015 19:09:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Emma
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:In response to "Sam" a few comments below, in case you haven't fully explored the option, don't assume you are not eligible for a 'council' house because you are both working. The vast majority of occupants here at Hazelbourne are couples with children where both parents work. To apply you need to have a housing need (you may be over-crowded at your parents?) and need to be on a low income, and of course join the list.... you may jointly earn too much but just wanted to flag this up just in case it may help. Best wishes
May 16, 2015 15:07:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Mr Pie
Email:
Where are
you from:		Motorway
Comments:I understand that Tom Robinson is rewording his 70s anthem, updating it to "Proud to be Bangay". Long overdue.
May 16, 2015 14:26:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Sleepy Old Git
Email:webmaster
Where are
you from:		Borough Green. Land of the Free
Comments:I must endorse Dot & Dave's comments, any community that would acceot them will accept ANYBODY. Truly egalitarian
May 16, 2015 13:44:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Crest Nicholson must be loving this publicity especially with some gay people openly stating they would love to live in a road named “Bangays Way”. Maybe we will see a few rainbow flags displayed outside their new houses and if even luckier get an invite to their house warming parties (please note we drink ouzo). It would be good to show the Borough Green community spirit and welcome newcomers with open arms, after all Borough Green accepted Dot and Dave (eventually) and couples do not come much stranger than them. Do not use audio search for Dot and Dave because it translates it to “Duck and Dive” if you have a Cockney accent like us. Long live Captain Mike Taylor, you sleepy old git.
May 16, 2015 12:23:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Webmaster
Where are
you from:		Borough Green and Proud
Comments:We all need to very clear, this comment comes from someone who is bitter, the fact he is gay is irrelevant. This is an attack on all sensible people, gay or straight, and the best way to treat this is to treat it with contempt. I would not want to see a backlash against an unfortunate comment, Borough Green is better than that, Borough Green is tolerant, and we have actually won a small victory - the Parish Council wanted "Frank Bangay Way" in the first place. Can I go back to sleep , now?
May 16, 2015 09:34:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian bangay
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:As this will only happen in some alternate reality we do not live in, perhaps things should stay as they are. It seems most improbable that a sign alone would have such an effect. In any event I trust that the village remains the wecloming place I recall and that the press find time to focus on its many positive quailities. I also hope that those with grievances have the civil courage to dicuss these with their neighbours.
May 15, 2015 18:05:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian Bangay
Email:ian48db{at}live.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I would hope that the initial complaint gets some serious consideration, much as I gave it this week. This did however go into the planning process and was approved years back. To undo that is complex. It requires clear benefits to be indetified. Bangays Way has merits in that it makes the women in his life and other family members enter the frame. Without support from Edna and Freda. Dad would have achieved so much less. From a feminist persective Bangays Way might seem ideal. Frank Bangay Way makes it clearer who it is about. I am sorry that BG has received national attention because of the way this was overly hastily brought to the press and due process side stepped. I am also aware that many comments on gay online sites have thought this a little trivial and that more important matters require attention. I tend to agree. If like accident spots, data is collated and an increase in homophobic incidents takes place due to this sign, then a case may be made. As this will only
May 15, 2015 18:04:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Charlie
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Bangays Way This all seems a little petty to me. The road name was chosen in recognition of a local person NOT as a homophobic slur. TMBC I presume approved the road name in the first instance so not sure what would now make them change their mind? As a note TMBC's website states as follows: "What happens if a street needs renaming or renumbering? Renaming or Renumbering an existing street is to be avoided unless the benefits clearly outweigh the obvious disadvantages......" I'm not wholly certain that due to a couple of people with an alternative mind constitutes a disadvantage or requirement to change a road name?
May 15, 2015 15:37:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		A wonderful village called Borough Green
Comments:It’s very sad that a gay couple in Borough Green are objecting to a street named “Bangays Way” People would probably have walked past this sign and not given it a second thought but with the publicity it is receiving there is now a fair chance it will be vandalised. We have read some of the comments on the many articles published about this street sign and the only sympathy this “drama queen” has received are from gay newspapers. The people of Borough Green are proud of Frank Bangay’s achievements and after talking to many villagers our gay couple seem to have really alienated themselves. We would be interested to hear if the Parish Council intends to change the street name.
May 15, 2015 08:51:21 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH-GREEN
Comments:I have just read and heard on the Radio and the local paper that we have a couple of PC people living here in the village and that we are homophobic villagers .Well I can live with that having voted u k i p i am a racist as well .Frank Ban gay recorded history for every one to see in his photographic records and what more befitting honor can we give him than to name a road after him. But no not good enough according to the local Politically correct mob. So do we change the name to TOXIC TERRACE that's more befitting is it not I am sure most of the villagers will agree . we could call any other roads Costa lot avenue and bankers garden Some people really should get a life or move back to a town Brighton maybe .
May 14, 2015 16:43:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Sam
Email:samgear97{at}googlemail.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I just wanted to share with you my experience of attempting to buy shared ownership house on the Isles Quarry's site "Hazlebourne". I currently reside in Borough Green and have done for 31 years. I live with my partner and our little girl. We are currently living with my parents as our rented accommodation came to an unfortunate end. ( we do not qualify for a "council" house as we are both working ) We can not afford to buy a house in the area and the lack of properties and huge demand and extortionate pricing for rental has left us with limited options. After applying for the shared ownership scheme, we were sent an email inviting us along to view 2 properties at a specific time at "Hazlebourne Avenue". Both were 3 bedrooms properties priced at £315,000. I called the number on the email to arrange another time so that my partner could view too (he was at work at the time specified). I was told that this was the only time available and they could not accommodate my request. (Great st
May 13, 2015 23:33:11 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:bravotozero{at}outlook.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH-GREEN
Comments:Trouble is people are easily lead by these conservative lies just look what happened last week in the general Election I thought we had torrential rain on the way with flood warnings there was so many sticks in the village we could have built a raft . conservative senior voters
May 13, 2015 14:38:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Well, Mike, now the truth of the Big Tory Lie becomes apparent. They carpet bomb the countryside with houses, masquerading as a crusade to give us affordable housing, when what they mean is housing that is a little bit cheaper, but when it isn't taken up by those ungrateful poor people (most of us) they regretfully will have to put on the open market,
April 30, 2015 07:41:37 (GMT Time)


Name:mike Gear
Email:mikegear9527{at}btinternet.com
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Correct me if I am wrong. I was lead to believe that if Isle Quarry was allowed to take place it was going to be largely, affordable housing for first time buyers. My daughter and her family are indeed first time buyers. Yet their average annual salary combined is not enough to purchase a 3 bedroom house that they require. However, they could afford a two bedroom apartment !!! We have also discovered that the part buy part rent scheme (which they have been approved for)is a fantastic opportunity if you can afford the minimum of £1450 per month for the rent, service charge and mortgage on a 3 bedroom house. So in short, my daughter, who works part time and looks after the children in-between, her partner who works full time on the national average wage, can only afford a 2 bedroom apartment on a complex that was originally approved under the understanding that it would be affordable housing for people in the area. So please can someone explain what exactly clarifies as affordable ho
April 29, 2015 08:20:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Emma
Email:emma.j.l.fevzi{at}me.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:could you please tell me whom to contact regarding booking a stall on the xmas light fair please x
April 22, 2015 09:37:24 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi Dot & Dave - That must be the Pie Factory on the Hornet Estate - there's a thought, now that you are retired and have nothing to do - open a Pie & Mash shop in the Western Rd parade !!
April 3, 2015 11:21:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:On our walks down the trunk road in Borough Green we have often encountered some very pleasant aromas. A savoury smell, we thought it was maybe a factory canteen but it seems that meat pies are being manufactured in the old fashioned way. Not sure that the new housing estate will appreciate this wonderful smell wafting about but wouldn't it be nice if we had a pie and mash shop in Borough Green that sold these wonderful pies from www.pieshop.co.uk
April 2, 2015 13:57:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaco van der Berg
Email:jaco.vanderberg{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green ... Well, originally somewhere in South Africa
Comments:Hi Mike, Thanks for keeping the local residents informed with the happenings in and around Borough Green, a thankless task sometimes I can imagine. Would you have any news with regards to the Red Lion pub development? I know there were some grumblings about a traffic light v roundabout, but surely the priority should be getting rid of the eyesore of a building first which puts Borough Green in a bad light for any visitor to our village. Cheers, Jaco
March 30, 2015 12:05:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Dear Emma, I really appreciate such kind comments, it makes it all worth while Regards Mike
March 21, 2015 10:15:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Emma
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green (new resident)
Comments:Dear Mike I just wanted to say how refreshing it is to find someone in office who genuinely stands up for what they believe in and who is willing to stand up for the electorate, no matter what. I have not voted in a while as I can not, with a clear conscience, vote for lying, cheating, warmongering politicians, but I'm going to vote for you. Keep it up!!
March 20, 2015 17:02:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi Both, I agree with you that Quarry Hill is not ideal, but whilst the 222 operator is happy to run the long route via the Haul Rd, he starts at the station. Arriva run the bus from Wrotham, and they flatly refuse to go the long way. So we either put up with the Quarry Hill route, or no bus at all. And there was a strong petition from Borough Green and Wrotham to run a bus route to the surgery now that Wrotham surgery is closed. At least we seem to have stopped the Quarry Hill busstops.
January 25, 2015 09:49:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:sevenoaksart{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Any news on the proposal to send buses via Quarry Hill Road to Borough Green Medical Practice? Whenever we visit the village we seem to hear about this and most people seem to think that using the Haul road would be much better because of width restrictions in Quarry Hill Road.
January 23, 2015 12:26:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Theresa Such
Email:theresamsuch{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		Bourugh Green
Comments:I lived in Wrotham 10 years and now I live in Borough Green. I can honestly say that the people here in this village are all nice. There is a lot of spirit and people are sticking together. I love living here and I am proud of it.
January 5, 2015 22:36:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email: and another thing
Where are
you from:
Comments:Believe it or not, I have on several occasions, spoken with senior officers and members, asking just that BG gets an apology for unspecified "irregularities", so we can all move on and they might then act responsibly about A-Z and Henry PH - point blank refusal. So the Olive branch has been offered by us. What is offensive is what has been done to us - I merely record and respond And to answer another question you raise - I don't know why either.
December 15, 2014 07:39:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Dear Harold, How I wish you were right, I would dearly love to be able to concentrate my efforts on more positive matters. I am willing to concede that the actual corruption is just a few people, and the rest either stupid or covering up. The evidence of that corruption is all here on this site, and hard copies as well. There are sound planning reasons why Isles Quarry and A-Z should not have housing, and why the Henry should remain a PH. I will admit to being brutally stubborn, and no threat will stop me if I think I am right, but it is all in the hands of the electorate. If people want me out, that is fine, at least I would then not have to endure working with these smiling liars. Regards Mike. PS why no email address? Why anonymous?
December 15, 2014 07:35:04 (GMT Time)


Name:harold
Email:
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:you ask 'corruption or stupidity' and to be honest I do not know which it is. Surely nobody is that stupid to think dozens of councillors and officers are corrupt and involved in some deep conspiracy... yet you do seem to think that. Undercover happenings are always revealed, and quickly, yet not one person has revealed or uncovered anything untoward or corrupt... not even our newest councillor! I know you are trying to do the best thing for our village but so are the othrr councillors and officers. What possible advantage could they have in damaging what we have here? Maybe it is time to stop fighting and to try to bury the hatchet. You will do far more good working with people than accusing them and publishing offensive material.
December 11, 2014 22:02:37 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike Is it not about time they put a vehicle size restriction on the road that runs from Ightham to Tonbridge, I can understand that Buses need to use it but large lorries, Articulators, some with trailers and Dumper lorries some that have no respect for other motorist, before long there is going to be a head on crash and somebody will be killed before any notice is taken,you being a owner of a business using large lorries should know the situation along this road, I understand if delivery's have to take place,but using it as a Rat run is just not on, what is your thoughts ?
July 16, 2014 11:34:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike, So much for the Roundabout making it safe at Sevenmile Lane, it wasn't open but a few days when it looked like some one decided to take a short cut and now for all to see is a bent lampost.
July 3, 2014 17:14:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Hi Nicky, in a way I agree with you. 7 mile Lane has been dangerous for a long time, but the expense of this sems a bit OTT. However, J5 slips are moving up the political chain, we have some real heavyweight people behind the campaign now, just don't ask me when !!
July 3, 2014 07:15:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicky
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike. What a waste of Council money,14 weeks was taken to build a Roundabout on the A20 at the junction of Sevenmile Lane this was in my opinion a waste of time as the system worked perfectly well, I use this route every day no problems, why was this money not spent on the slip road on the Motorway at Sevenoaks, What a waste of Rate Payers money.
July 1, 2014 14:36:48 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Will the J5 turn off ever be built, if it takes as long as our proposed Bye Pass it will never be in my lifetime
May 7, 2014 08:34:39 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Hi Mike Well done we now can expect some up to date news from now on, what we want now is more local people to contribute to it even if they are moaner like me, best of luck
April 29, 2014 09:36:11 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike I'm back for another moan, its about time the Borough Green Community website was updated I'm getting a little fed up with reading the same old thing in which some of it must be over 12 months out of date are we so quite here that nothing happens?
January 22, 2014 17:27:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		Website
Comments:Sorry I missed you, Nicky, I was trying to meet every one by circulating round all four polling stations, but it was the strong support in BG that carried the day. Now all I have to do is merit people's trust!!
January 11, 2014 22:26:03 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Well done mike, I thought you might be in attendance when I voted, I could not see you so I asked 2 other candidates if you where around but I must say the reply's were not very pleasant so they may of stamped there selves on the toe seeing there was other voters about.
January 11, 2014 20:51:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Response to Nicky
Comments:Hi Nicky, I am afraid that the only time you will hear the Bypass mentioned now, is either from Sue Murray and her friends, or a big developer. I know now that the old Parish Council & Sue had their eyes on the triangle of land bounded by the Bypass, the A25 and the A227, to get it removed from Greenbelt, get the Parish Boundary moved up to the M26 so Wrotham didn't get a full say, and get housing built. Now that area would probably take 1500-2000 house, with enough profit to build a bypass. Unfortunately, it would generate so much extra traffic, it would negate any effect on BG Traffic. That is why Tim and I have been concentrating our efforts on J5 slips, which will shift traffic off the A25 onto the motorway network, and that campaign now has the support of Parishes from West Malling to Westerham, and has now moved upward beyond just a local campaign. So if someone suggested a Bypass now, we know it would come with very heavy strings attached, and unfortunately would be s
December 18, 2013 18:34:21 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Hi Mike whats happened to the bypass saga, have we got to wait until the next election for favorable news ? Have a very happy Xmas.
December 18, 2013 15:44:49 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Hi Mike I watched the local news a few days ago, burglary has gone up in Kent 25% in the last few years, why hasn't it gone down since Ann Barnes took over ?
December 5, 2013 16:56:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website
Where are
you from:		Colourful half of Borough Green
Comments:Hi Nicky, my own personal Jiminy Cricket As a former member of the Christmas Lights Team, I can answer that question: after the Manor House, all the posts are too far to be powered from private houses. We did start to move outwards, but the lights had to be powered by EDF direct from the streetlight power. This work for the first year for the two outside Tollgate, but then EDF lost interest, we lost power, and it became a waste of time, so we pulled back to our original boundary. It is also becoming more difficult to get volunteers to help with the lights. If anyone reads this who is interested in joining that happy crew, call Sandy on 884336. Because the Parish Council cares deeply about the drab and monochrome life in the grimy north of the village, last year we extended a burst of colour with 5 new hanging basket sets as far as Tolsey Mead. Cheers Mike
November 21, 2013 08:13:20 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough green
Comments:Why do the Xmas lights finish just after the Industrial Park in Wrotham Road, are we that live beyond and down to Wrotham School not residents of the village?
November 20, 2013 20:34:19 (GMT Time)


Name:annabelle
Email:annabellewebster{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:
Comments:ooopppspsss just seen on your front page its 30th November !
November 19, 2013 17:24:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Annabelle
Email:annabellewebster{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:WHat date are the Borough Green Lights being switched on and from what time this year ?
November 19, 2013 17:19:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Adam. I do understand your anger and frustration, and it is echoed by the Parish Council. You are quite right that vehicles from the Hornet Industrial Estate are required by a condition of their lease, and the planning permission for the site, to use the Haul Rd. But the plain fact is that Mr Dunn, the owner of the site , professes to be powerless to act unless he has hard evidence. That of course means that residents would have to sit out there all hours, which just compounds your suffering. I do not hold out much hope for the intended 7.5 tonne limit being imposed on Quarry Hill to solve the problem, if these cowboys ignore the current rules, why should extra rules have any greater effect. If we could get just one registration number, perhaps pictures, then Mr Dunn would be unable to hide anymore. I have copied this reply to Roger Dunn, and to Lindsay at T&MBC Planning, who may be able to apply some discipline via Planning Enforcement. I am sorry I cannot be any
October 20, 2013 15:51:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Adam
Email:adamgodburn{at}tiscali.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike, could you please explain why we have all night convoys of MTS lorries comimg up and down Quarry Hill Rd? This has been going on since Wed and we're getting a bit sick and tired of it. We were under the impression that all such vehicles are supposed to use the Haul Rd??. My wing mirror on my van was smashed this afternoon between the hours of 4 and 7pm and only something of that size would be high enough to have done it...just saying. Also the potholes in QHR have only just been filled in and vehicles of this size and weight will only open them up again. Can you do something about this asap and put a stop to it, they are way to large to be using such a narrow road, and at all hours of the night? Regards, Adam
October 20, 2013 00:12:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Webmaster
Where are
you from:		BG - email to Ann Barnes
Comments:Dear Ann As an aside, as a receiver of the current levels of Police Service, I have a comment. Our new pavilion at Potters Mede suffered criminal damage. It was not an emergency, and the PCSOs attended as booked, were extremely professional, and our CCTV will help to apprehend the perpetrator. Coincidentally, one of the PCSOs was Roxy from Wouldham Burham, who attended our own little meeting. She and her colleague got lost and had to be guided in by my wife and I on the phone. Now I stress this was not an emergency, and I was more than happy with their excellent service, but what if I had been an old lady in the process of being burgled? This is where your brave new policing model falls down. When we had our own officers, they would have known the venue, and probably even known the perpetrator . And you have ditched all that experience and knowledge. Regards Mike Taylor
September 25, 2013 08:26:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:webmaster
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I couldn't agree more. Our local policing, (as a service, not the dedicated individuals), has been poor for a long time, and will now just get worse. I see Ann Barnes as a Police apologist, in their pay: this is just a PR exercise so our complaints can be batted back and forth until we give up. Curious that they can always find the manpower to protect Government and Big Business interests, as witness Balcombe, Kingsnorth and the G7 "riots" in London. But there will be a fortnightly visit by a mobile Police Station, so long as our merry local hoodlums join in the spirit of the scheme, and only commit crimes on that day, we will be OK. You are worrying for nothing !! Regards Mike
September 25, 2013 08:07:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:What a joke, a village this size and we have no Police station in fact we have no Police, if there was an emergency here it would take 10 minutes to get here from Kings Hill at the very least, who ever voted this Police commissioner into power needs there brains testing, this village has gone from bad to useless as far as our security is concerned.
September 24, 2013 09:19:05 (GMT Time)


Name:jean
Email:jeanannchristian{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:
Comments:hi do you no when the potters mead pavilion will be open????
August 13, 2013 19:29:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hi Nicky, You surprise me !! as you know I run 9 websites, and have a lot of stuff on youtube, so am continually up and down loading audio and video, and large pictures, without any problems. The only glitch I ever get is during our daily website count and guestbook check, when at 8am we sometimes get traffic congestion getting to the servers in LA. We even use i-player etc a lot, again, no problems. It is so long since I have seen a buffering warning I had forgotten they existed: its not a problem with your own supply is it? I notice you are with talk talk, and I had a lot of problems with them until I reverted to BT. Rgds Mike
July 26, 2013 07:19:08 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		eaglestone close
Comments:I watched to South East news today, In the village of Yalding they have now got Fast Broadband installed, why can't they do the same thing for BG
July 24, 2013 15:50:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:webmaster
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi Nicky, My conscience speaks again !! Really pleased with the crossing, and the way it works, vast improvement. They should be coming back to replace the gobbly bits of tarmac with block paving, but I'm not holding my breath, at least it works!! We are in discussion with T&M about replacing the disappeared disabled bay in Western Rd, and perhaps a new one at the Post Office, and we can ask if the crew can repaint the High St one at the same time. Regards Mike
May 15, 2013 07:17:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:Hi Mike. What a difference the new crossing has made, now pedestrians and motorist Know where the stand and it was done so quick, the only thing that is annoying me now is the disabled parking out side the Chemist, it seems like anybody parks there now as the sign is nearly non readable, sorry for another moan but your response is much appreciated
May 14, 2013 13:51:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Website
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Nicky That works both ways, its only if both are vigilant that safety can be achieved. A driver is deemed to be trained to drive, but modern vehicles are so swift and comfortable that the motorist is often lulled into a glazed indifference. A pedestrian should not be expected to have the same level of road awareness that is expected in law from a driver, so the duty is on the driver to be ever aware that a pedestrian might step out without regard to what a driver might expect to be a reasonable level of awareness. By a curious coincidence, yeaterday I was crossing at the very courtesy crossing we are discussing. The High St was completely clear, a van came from the railway bridge, indicated to turn into the High St, but didn't bother to stop. Shortly behind him was a Veolia dustcart, moving quite fast, no indicator , and starting to lean into the bend to go down Western Rd. I started to cross, and he swerved without slowing down into the High St, I managed a quick burst of speedand he missed me: if I had been older or not paying attention I would have been wiped out. Fortunately, as a driver for 50 years, and most of them as an HGV, I am more road aware than most pedestirans, and even I can get caught out. The onus is on drivers to be aware of what a pedestrian is going to do, possibly even before them, but not all drivers are aware. The only answer is to use well planned crossings to lure pedestrians into a safe crossing place, where a driver should be even more aware that they are likely to cross. We can only aim to reduce risk. Rgds Mike,
February 16, 2013 08:20:51 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Sorry Mike, if a pedestrian step into the road in front of you and you have no time to brake its not the motorist fault, you can take a certain amount of caution but you cannot read a persons mind
February 15, 2013 17:18:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:website response
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Nicky, the reason we are going down this route is because of concerns from the public about the apparent lack of safety of the courtesy crossing. KCC simply will not allow non-standard signs, and I believe that is reinforced by the Highways Act. I personally believe the courtesy crossing works well: the majority of drivers will stop if a pedestrian is waiting, and a smaller number will stop if someone else has already stopped. There will always be some motorists who are so blind to their responsibilities to pedestrians under the Highway Code that they don't even bother stopping at redlights or zebras, controlling them is outside our responsibility. Crossing any road is always a hazard, all we can try and do is limit that hazard, but in the end it boils down to responsible drivers and responsible pedestrians. I know apparently sane people who tell me they refuse to stop at the courtesy crossing because its "not a proper crossing", completely forgetting their absolute responsibility under the Highway Code to give right of way to pedestrians, they simply ignore the Law.
February 15, 2013 09:21:17 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike I understand the position that your in but if antbody is hurt that is local they will be on your back KCC will not want to know, that is the way they work, Could a temporary sign be put up warning people of the danger.
February 14, 2013 17:56:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:response to Nikki
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Nikki Valid moan: but it is in hand, but we have to contend with the glacial slowness of KCC, The block paving was removed a year ago, and within the next few months a proper zebra crossing will be installed right there. We have had a few carping that it is a dangerous place to put a crossing, but if you don't put a crossing where people want to walk, they don't use it. This is part of a 9 point traffic plan that BGPC is pursuing, and some are already in the pipeline, the rest will go before KCC for a funding decision in the next financial year. There is a great deal of support in KCC for this, they are very aware that Borough green has suffered from traffic for many years and the standard response to our complaints has been:"That will be resolved when the Bypas is built", then they c*****d up and lost the Bypass. Rgds Mike
February 14, 2013 08:36:47 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}taltalk.net
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:I'm sorry but I am about to moan again this time about the piece of road outside the supermarket and Westminster Bank, This strip of road is not a pedestrian crossing and is not marked so, there is going to be a accident soon, as people are just stepping out into the road as if it is there right,cars and lorries coming from the railway bridge into the High Street suddenly have to break as someone steps out, this could cause a rear end shunt and either a pedestrian or driver could be hurt or even killed I think its about time the council either put warning signs up saying this is not a pedestrian crossing of mark it up into a crossing
February 13, 2013 19:24:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi Simon, many thanks for kind comments, but I am just the visible bit of the team which include Barry and Rob, our Parish Council staff, councillors like Tim, Gary and Scott, and volunteers like Nick Taylor and Taylor Rothwell. It is nice to be noticed and appreciated. But OUR thanks to groups of community minded people who are taking advantage of all the saltbins we put in and are taking responsibility for "their important little bits". PS. The sterling work keeping main highways clear, and backing up our efforts is Kent County Council, not Tonbridge & Malling Borough, Rgds Mike
January 21, 2013 08:43:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Simon Moore
Email:Simon{at}the4moores.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike, You don't know me, I live in Crowhill Road and i'd just like to pass on my appreciation for your fantastic work during the current cold spell with your towable gritter. Obviously it's physically impossible for TMBC to treat every side road in the borough so it's great that people like yourself donate their time (+ the use of your own private vehicle) to provide a much needed service. Many thanks, Simon Moore.
January 20, 2013 23:16:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:sevenoaksart{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Maybe we have a problem with a secret community of unicyclists but we understand KCC understand the importance of the sign, and if there is general support, are happy to let it stay. Google "Unicyclists Borough Green" to see what we mean
September 20, 2012 12:54:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Shaun Parker
Email:shaun.parker{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		Abbott Road
Comments:Mike - I've got the photos from our street party for you but I don't have your emails address - could you provide please? Thanks Shaun
June 6, 2012 09:12:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Leah Goodburn
Email:lgillon{at}postmaster.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Quarry Hill Road
Comments:Please can something be done about the state of the coronation oak on Quarry Hill road?! I have lived here just 3 years (and still love it as much as the day we moved in) but have seen the area around the coronation oak in Quarry Hill road get more and more over grown. Is anyone supposed to take care of it? I would be happy with the help of my husband to tidy it up but am not sure who I would need to contact to see if this would be ok to do. It just looks such a mess and is a real shame given it's importance in the village.
May 21, 2012 13:13:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Suzanne Coleman
Email:suzanne{at}villagecraftcafe.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Thanks for posting information about our monthly Borough Green Arts & Crafts Fair Cafe. Your wonderful website is such a valuable resource for our DIY village! Thanks a million for always giving us an alternative view on the politics that affect us.
May 20, 2012 07:51:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		post response May
Comments:Further response to your post in May regarding Wrotham Rd pavements. Russet Homes own the hedge alongside Tollgate which has been cut right back, and the PC is now taking responsibility for the hedging between Oaktrees and Tolsey Mede. You may have noticed in recent weeks that the grass has been cut, and the hedging tractor cut. As we have time the idea is to make the pavement safe, and improve the look of the entrance to the village, as we are also doing at the Western Rd junction. Our staff are also beginning litterpick along this section of road, where pupils of Wrotham School make such a mess everyday.
November 15, 2011 08:40:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		response to nornix
Comments:Most people in BG accepted the Celcon/Bypass deal, but since that fell through, we will only get our Bypass in return for unacceptable levels of development, whether that be 1000's of houses, or a railfreight terminal. You are right, Paul Carter made us a genuine promise, but KCC now do not have the money. We are in alliance with our neighbour PCs to persuade Paul that in the short term, and for far less money than a planning application, he can bring real traffic control to the A25/A227, traffic control that he would have had to put in after building the Bypass anyway. Rgds Mike
November 15, 2011 08:34:41 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:What ha happended to the so called fast tracking bt Paul Carter reguarding the ByePass,has it slipped his mind ?
November 14, 2011 11:32:39 (GMT Time)


Name:ken fox
Email:kenfox69{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		kent
Comments:well i hope you are sure
June 21, 2011 20:17:08 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Now a new Council has been elected,maybe they will look at making the pavement wider along part of Wrotham Road after all it only needs the hedge taking back,and I may be able to walk along without having to walk in the road to avoid a pram or get hit by a van mirror like my wife did.
May 16, 2011 11:20:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Heather Head
Email:heatherhead01{at}yahoo.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Hi Mike I met you outside the village hall last Thursday and you were kind enough to offer to mention my small business on your website. I am an Independent Phoenix Trader selling quality greetings cards, gift wrap and other stationery items. If your readers would like to receive a FREE copy of the Phoenix Trading brochure they can contact me on 07870 742785. Alternatively they can browse and order online at www.phoenix-trading.eu/web/heatherhead. Delivery is direct to the door and will be FREE to Borough Green and surrounding areas. Many thanks Heather
May 8, 2011 13:15:16 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Could you publish the other member of the Parish Council please
May 6, 2011 18:30:30 (GMT Time)


Name:The Mole
Email:mole{at}wiki.com
Where are
you from:		Maidstone
Comments:Interesting question for history buffs: who was Borough Green and Platt's Kent County Councillor in the mid 90s when the Bypass planning permission was allowed to lapse?
May 3, 2011 07:02:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:
Where are
you from:		PS to Anonymous
Comments:You accuse me of being biased: yes, I am strongly biased in favour honesty, transparency and free speech. I will not stand by and watch corruption in progress, when that corruption is ignored by those in power, and I certainly will not bow to threats and dirty tricks of the like I have put up with for the past 5 years. If you want a list, give me an email address, but if you are who I think you are, you already know.
April 30, 2011 18:06:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:Mike.cast{at}virgin.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:It is a matter of public record that I was sacked as a groundsman for spending £200 of my own money repairing the Pavilion windows when the PC wanted to board them up. Anyone who disbelieves this is more than welcome to see the tribunal documents.
April 30, 2011 17:40:11 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Having read some of your comments on this site, I can only say that you seem to have a very biased view; I thought you were sacked as groundsman because you worked for more hours than contracted and tried to sue the council because they didn't want to pay you for the extra unauthorised hours, I must have got it wrong.
April 30, 2011 16:43:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike
Email:mike.cast{at}virgin.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I have never said the mayor draws £80k, that is the COST of having a Mayor. Sue Murray in the past financial years, as I read the figures on the T&M website drew about £13,000, being made up of Borough Cllr Allowance, mileage allowance and Mayoral Allowance. Sue pays tax on this. A record of expenses is held at http://www.tmbc.gov.uk/cgi-bin/buildpage.pl?mysql=11
April 30, 2011 17:37:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Hazel
Email:hazelralph{at}hotmail.com
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:The old-fashioned type of mayor does not get a salary but will get an additional allowance from the council, probably no more than £2,000 - £3,000. - Do you really think Sue gets over £80,000 a year?
April 30, 2011 16:31:43 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:Bravotwozero69{at}live .com
Where are
you from:		Boroughgreen
Comments:I would respectfully ask you to remove all comments re P C as all but one remains . I have no complaints as of yet But I will be back !!
April 27, 2011 13:55:28 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotwozero{at}live .com
Where are
you from:		Boroughgreen
Comments:The hour comes when it is hoped that the wise and foolish will see sense, rise up and get rid of the darkness that has overshadowed this Village for far too long. Rise up from your easy chairs, bar stools, poofs, bean bags, or what ever. AND VOTE FOR A BIG CHANGE . A new day dawns .
April 1, 2011 19:13:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike Taylor
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green Rocks
Comments:Sorry, Mike, can't give the £40k back, I frittered it all away on plywood and steel building a £120k skatepark !! Jackie was really down after the article in the Chronicle, but support like yours really gave her a lift: makes the s**t all worthwhile when we know people appreciate.
March 11, 2011 07:44:08 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotwozero69{at}live .com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:Well it must be getting near to local council elections is it not? I picked up the local rag March 10/2011 there on the front page is Mr MIKE TAYLOR being slaged off for doing repairs on the skate park . oh Naughty naughty Michael tut tut conflicting interest my ar--, hope you are giving £40,000 back Mike ? as did Baroness Staley? me thinks Lord Greenlands is behind all this along with his knave Mr Perry . The thing is if any thing needs doing in this village repairs etc, who gets his hands dirty MIKE TAYLOR WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE MURRAY, EVANS, WILLSHER , PERRY AND THE REST OF THE DEAD WOOD ON THE COUNCIL GET THEIR HANDS DIRTY? LOOK AT THE LAST SNOWS - WAS YOU ABLE TO GET MOBILE ? WELL THANK MIKE .YES I AM SHOUTING BE IT PRAISE THEN SO BE IT WELL DONE MIKE you get my vote every time.
March 10, 2011 15:53:51 (GMT Time)


Name:MIKE
Email:bravotwozero69{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		Boroughgreen
Comments:Having read the Voice, March 2011 page 9, ref the letter from the Borough Councillors I read this "The Borough does not own a Mayoral car and on most trips the Mayor or their escort acts as chauffeur and normally provide their own vehicle." Oh, how misleading is that? on investigation i/e phone the mayoral office, asked the question : turns out that they hire a limo to run her worship about . So that is why it can be seen in Staleys , Tillton and roads around the doctors surgery awaiting pick up so come on Messrs EVAN, MURRAY & SAYERS, who are you trying to hoodwink? TRUTH, please, you will get found out in the long run.
March 2, 2011 16:07:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike T
Email:
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:I'm not known for my defence of this sort of thing, but I want to clarify whether the figures mentioned are Sue's personal expenses, or the total costs of having a Mayor. That said, £129,000 is 6-8 salaries for front line staff who will be getting made redundant. I know which I think is more important to ordinary people !!!
January 21, 2011 13:45:42 (GMT Time)


Name:MIKE
Email:bravotwozero69{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH-GREEN
Comments:Having read the sevenoaks chronicle of thursday January 20 2011 page 3 top right corner . I was left feeling ill to see our so called hard working mayor is being paid £86,630 and just to make us feel good she has taken a £40,000 pay cut by reducing her costs to that above . This woman and post she holds is something we can do without period we can ill afford for her to continue free loading off the general public /rate payer. Give me the job I will do it for free just think driven to venues food drink not to mention the perks that go with the job It makes my blood boil to think she and her councillor cohorts are spongeing of of us rate payers SHE AND HER KIND DISGUST ME - PARASITES !!
January 20, 2011 11:09:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Sheree Cox
Email:info{at}schaws.co.uk
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:Hi there, can you add me to this website too please - I have been running Zumba classes since last year in the Parish at the Borough Green Village Hall and my family live in the parish. My Zumba classes are on a Monday 8.15pm and my website is www.schaws.co.uk. Contact number: 07973146010 Many thanks, Sheree Cox
January 9, 2011 00:07:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike Taylor
Email:mike.cast{at}virgin.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Let me first state that the pavements and roads are solely KCC's responsibility. We realised that KCC were unable to comply, but had concerns for our residents, so the PC bought the saltbins and supplies so we can all help ourselves. The work on pavements you have seen is carried out by the PC's part-time staff and volunteers. It would be more than helpful if uninformed people stopped criticising our efforts, and pitched in as volunteers.That way the whole VILLAGE could be made safe. Happy Christmas!!! Mike PS The bridge WAS salted !!!
December 23, 2010 07:58:56 (GMT Time)


Name:nicky
Email:nornix{at}talktalk.net
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:Why is the footpath from the secondary school to the town not salted in the weathe,after all there is only 1 narrow footpath on one side of the road and there is a lot of older people have to use this pavement,the corner of Why Road is like a skating rink and so is the bridge over the railway,its no excuse saying you have pur bins in various locations IT SHOULD BE GRITTED or do we have to wait until there has been an accident
December 22, 2010 10:12:24 (GMT Time)


Name:MIKE
Email:bravotwozero69{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		Boroughgreen
Comments:Well the snow has returned the salt bins are empty - who do we see yet again in his old van yes SUPER Mike WITH HIS MERRY MEN gritting the local roads so the rest of us can get our cars moving well done you lads you really are a good salt! Perhaps Suemo will walk round to Mike's house and present him with a couple of bottles of scotch on behalf of the parish voters but thats doutfull as there is nothing in it for her?
December 18, 2010 18:19:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Lisa Francis
Email:Frankyzumba{at}gmail.com
Where are
you from:		wateringbury
Comments:Hi I am starting Zumba classes at Wrotham Senior school on 11 January 2011 every tuesday 8-9pm, the first class is FREE, please will you be kind enough to mention this on your site. People can book a free place on 01622 812602 or at www.zumbafitinkent.co.uk Many thanks Lisa
December 8, 2010 14:00:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike Taylor
Email:mike.cast{at}virgin.net
Where are
you from:		BG News
Comments:Hi Mike, Your comments are unfair, and would have benefited from checking your facts first. I agree with your comments about money wasted on Mayoral chains. The 6 bins were installed by the PC using the staff and volunteers, and were kept filled, and the High St pavements kept clear. However, this was done despite KCC, and was prompted by the abject failure of KCC during the bad weather last year. A lot of people worked very hard, and you are seeing the start of a program. If you have a complaint about your KCC bin in Sandy Ridge, I suggest you direct your complaint to KCC website, not us : we are not allowed to touch that bin. Rgds Mike
December 7, 2010 08:44:08 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:mikegear9527{at}btinternet.com
Where are
you from:		 lingfield
Comments:So the P C has put 6 new sand bins in and around the Parish It would be very helpfull if the bins where replenished on a regular basis. when KCC had controll no problem done whith in 24HRS The PC takes over the job of replenishing and it is like your meetings very long winded and a lot of talk . We need salt bins with salt Now not next year and if money be a problem sell a few links in the mayors chain.
December 6, 2010 15:15:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike Taylor
Email:mike.cast{at}virgin.net
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Hi BravoTwoZero69: I do sometimes wonder what our Borough Councillors are for. However, ineteresting moves recently in the Voice and Sev Chron: both say that they now oppose IQW housing, and that Tonbridge & Malling should "revisit it" . Couldn't possible be an election in the offing, could there ?
August 24, 2010 17:26:30 (GMT Time)


Name:mike
Email:bravotwozero69{at}live .com
Where are
you from:		B G
Comments:Read with great interest Mike is it a further case with some of our Councillors as whats in it for ME.
August 22, 2010 20:16:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Name: Susan Featherstone
Email:M3SUZ{at}ARRL.NET
Where are
you from:		Leigh, Kent
Comments:I am a voluntary fieldworker for the National Inventory of War Memorials. Please contact me.
July 16, 2010 13:14:51 (GMT Time)


Name:mike gear
Email:bravotwozero69{at}live.com
Where are
you from:		BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:The area called the knob or the old R O C OBSERVER STATION. What if any thing is going to be done about improving this area as promised by the developers of griggs way? answers on a post card please.
June 10, 2010 19:50:50 (GMT Time)


Name:
Email:
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you from:
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April 28, 2010 06:20:16 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Ellis
Email:pafellis{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Tonbridge
Comments:REST OF MESSAGE The more information I can gather the greater the coverage of each Parish. This is a non-cost non-reward project with any profits made from future sales being donated to local charities. Perhaps you'd give the foregoing your consideration and advise. regards Peter Ellis
November 16, 2009 10:49:08 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Ellis
Email:pafellis{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Tonbridge
Comments:Hi, I am in the the process of updating the CD-ROM I made for the Borough Council in 1999/2000 concentrating now on the first ten years of the millennium. In the original CD-ROM the contents on some parishes in the borough were scant - So many things occupying peoples time for the Millennium and I want to make up for this. With the increase on the information on the Internet I have discovered many things unbeknown to me and today I was pointed in your direction as someone who has the background on Borough Green that would be of interest both to the 'Green's and other residents in the Tonbridge & Malling area. Would you be willing in considering contributing items from your site - with some pictorial illustrations where possible. I don't know how long you have been running your site but I'm looking for a variety of subjects that have or are effecting the lives of local residents including housing - pastimes and village events. The more information I can gather th
November 16, 2009 10:45:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Peter Ferguson
Email:peter.ferguson{at}scotiagasnetworks.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Coatbridge, North Lanarkshire, Scotland
Comments:As I work for SGN in Scotland, I knew a little bit about this gas pipeline project but Michael Cavanagh from our Communications Dept has given me your website and link to the great day by day blow of accounts on this site. You have done a fantastic job in the script and have taken really good pics! I am a Caterpillar and Terex toy collector with a keen interest in lots of plant and equipment. That HDD is BIGGGG! Keep up the great work and thank you for this superb website. 10/10 top of the class!! Kind Regards, Peter Ferguson
July 23, 2009 07:22:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Jim Wells
Email:scaniaboy{at}talktalk.com
Where are
you from:		Yorkshire
Comments:Well dun, Tim & Mike: Keep on Trucking
December 13, 2008 17:00:24 (GMT Time)


Name:A Wellwisher
Email:wellwisher{at}democracy.com
Where are
you from:		Kent
Comments:Well done both of you, and what a cracking result, a total land slide. Do not be modest about this win guys. This result is the culmination of many years of serious hard work in the community. This is what happens when people do not get a choice for 25 years. Remember you went and campaigned on the door step, you know what the people want OK, be magnanimous towards the young ladies that you beat at the polls, but anyone with a measure of common sense could see who to vote for. It wasn't them.
December 13, 2008 16:53:15 (GMT Time)


Name:james reid
Email:james.reid{at}orange.net
Where are
you from:		Crowhurst Rd
Comments:Well done to Tm and Mike on gettingg elected to teh Parish Council. Good luck for the future.
December 12, 2008 17:48:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike Taylor
Email:
Where are
you from:
Comments:Hi Ian, thanks for kind words: electoral registration officer says that this was a reasonably average turnout for a mid-term casual vacancy election to a PC. Nonetheless, conclusive results that Tim & I will put to good use. Security code should come up when you submit, to prove you aren't a web-bot Rgds Mike
December 12, 2008 16:01:30 (GMT Time)


Name:Ian Bangay
Email:you have this already
Where are
you from:		I am from Cleckheaton library where I am working cos it is warmer than my house
Comments:Congratulations to you and Tim on an emphatic election result, with the other runners not even being near. Only a shame that the turnout was so low, but in the winter on a cold working day, this was to be expected. Good luck in your roles. What security code?
December 12, 2008 13:45:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Mike Taylor
Email:Webmaster
Where are
you from:
Comments:Good Morning Trudy, Of course I am quite aware that Rachel Evans is not a relation of David Evans, and the mention on the website is quite clearly just humorous musing. However, I am not the architect of the suggestion that Rachel Evans is related to David: Their campaign literature says "we are both young women with views of our own that are not always identical to our parents", and several people I have spoken have read that as a relationship to Murray & Evans Senior. That was an opportunity I simply could not resist: you must admit that as a campaign slogan, "Murray & Evans, want more of the same?" does have a certain punch, even if you do not agree with the facts. Still, it is only a game, which your Dad enters into with the same enthusiasm and Machiavellian joy that I do, and it isn't quite as childish as spraying graffiti on campaign posters. Nice to know you are using my websites to keep up to date, and it is curious the family similarity in writing styles( and spelling errors). Mike Taylor
December 12, 2008 07:35:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Trudy Evans
Email:trudyevans68{at}yahoo.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Ightham previously 22 years Borough Green
Comments:Curious indeed! Having lived in Borough Green for 22 years and now living in Ightham I have a keen interest in the village and find it interesting that this website, whilst claiming to publish hard facts, chooses to alude to and intimate that a shared surname means a relation? Does this mean that all previous articles and messages are assumption and purley used to misguide there readers? Unless my father has led a double life I can state that Rachel Evans is not related to David Evans.
December 11, 2008 17:57:18 (GMT Time)


Name:kirsty
Email:
Where are
you from:		THE BURAAAAA
Comments:OHH HEYY : )
December 5, 2008 12:13:52 (GMT Time)


Name:savannah
Email:scsc13-9-96{at}hotmail.com
Where are
you from:		bura green
Comments:dis is da best place ever (i live here) love carly and savannah
October 11, 2008 20:07:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Tim Shaw
Email:tim{at}timshaw.wanadoo.co.uk
Where are
you from:		BG
Comments:Mike - using the link via BG News Guest book for a change. Hope it works? Can you put a section on Bypass website promoting up SLIPS campaign....leave to your profesional imagination but something really impacting especially at a time when Bypass Website is not doing anything due to KCC needing time ....could get something running on SLIPS during this quiet bypass time.
July 29, 2008 10:45:30 (GMT Time)


Name:glenn miller
Email:glenmiller52{at}btinternet.com
Where are
you from:		borough green
Comments:I would like to comment on the vote which asked if we wanted the PCto resign. I fail to see how can they not resign,last time I looked we were a democracy, does this now means Gorden Brown cannot lose the next election,as every vote not taken must be a Labour vote. come on lads, swallow your pride GO now,you had a vote you lost, GO ! SURELY THERE MUST BE A GOVERNMENT RULE ON THIS. This is England, fair play and all that.
June 23, 2008 20:29:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Dot and Dave
Email:Sevenoaksart{at}hotmail.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Borough Green
Comments:What the bloody hell are the Parish Council up to. We have seen the work that Mike does in the rec and the way he has helped to keep the kids out of trouble. We also are very proud of our DIY village and agree with the bigger percentage of Borough Green Its time for the Parish Council to resign and let someone really represent us.
June 2, 2008 17:51:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Darren Fisher
Email:daz.fisher{at}homecall.co.uk
Where are
you from:		Seal
Comments:I was born in Station Rd, Borough Green and grew up on Fairfield Rd where my parents still live. Rented a property in Station Rd for a couple of years before moving to Allington. Moved to Seal in 2005 and like to keep up on 'whats going on' in the village.
October 14, 2007 17:17:03 (GMT Time)