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Guestbook for boroughgreen-news.com

Name:	DirtyDickAvis'smagicunderpants
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Where are you from:	formerly next door to John Nutt at Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Why is Ugly Rabbit Usyk always carrying that weird stuffed animal? He even sleeps with it. I wonder what his wife thinks about it?
	December 21, 2024 22:00:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sheep-Shagger Bailey
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Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross
Comments:	As for all the excitement about the very impressive Moses Itauma. He's sure made his opponents look like garbage thus far. But they were already garbage...
	December 21, 2024 20:46:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Uncle Wiggly
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Where are you from:	formerly Plough Terrace, Basted
Comments:	In their first encounter, Tyson literally threw it away. There is absolutely no way, Gypsy King will lose the return.
	December 21, 2024 05:27:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
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Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd., and Fourways Crossroads, BG
Comments:	IF I lose my enormous bet on Tyson winning, would anyone like to buy my nice expensive shirt (possibly with a dirty tail), for a very good price?
	December 20, 2024 19:04:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	W. Barrington Dalby
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Comments:	Well once again, a good big 'un is [almost] always better than a good small 'un. -- GO Tyson, GO!
	December 20, 2024 17:58:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sheffy Hills
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Where are you from:	A long time ago - The Spout, Plaxtol
Comments:	We will see a different Tyson Fury this time. -- More disciplined, will have trained better, be at his best weight, staying away from Prednisone, and taking nothing for granted. He will probably win by a KO. -- Usyk is OK, but up against someone whose pride has taken a beating. That will not happen a second time.
	December 18, 2024 17:25:54 (GMT Time)

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	December 17, 2024 17:20:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
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Where are you from:	E. Malling
Comments:	1961 and 1962. -- What a thrill to see Steve R at 20 and 21 years of age, wearing his super-sexy short soccer shorts, at Daz Fisher's Platt United FC Photo Gallery. -- I'm unsure what Steve has round the top of his left leg in the 1961 photo.
	December 11, 2024 17:34:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M and Carol B
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Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve might have gone for her latest body - but thought it was 'crap music'. He would have preferred Vera Lynne's 'We'll Meet Again' even, and practicing the 'duck walk' while listening to Chuck Berry.
	December 10, 2024 17:51:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Clark (too slow to be a Swifty now)
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Where are you from:	Surrey, BC, Canada
Comments:	I bet if the year was 1958 or '59 and Taylor Swift nearly 2 decades younger than now, and appearing in the BG area, Steve R would have got lucky with her. There was no holding him back. The lucky blighter.
	December 9, 2024 17:07:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Long John
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Where are you from:
Comments:	And seriously, I'm not pulling anyone's leg. Have a nice new week everyone.
	December 8, 2024 21:08:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Long John Silver
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Comments:	Dave's lucky he has Dot. She sounds nice.
	December 8, 2024 17:22:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Doreen and Pauline Bear
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Where are you from:	formerly The Spout, Plaxtol
Comments:	Dear Steve R, Your dad was market gardening by the side of Basted House wasn't he? If he had a job with Man Utd now, he could be getting all that well paid gardening leave. PS. Do you still support the Red Devils? PPS. We still think about you. Take care.
	December 8, 2024 16:17:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Spud Waite
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Where are you from:	Red Bull, Eccles - now and again
Comments:	Hi Stevie R, again. That MBE has sure been a weight on Playboy Rashford's shoulders, eh? Aged 27 and PAST IT!
	December 7, 2024 20:48:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Jnr.
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Where are you from:	E. Malling via Maddox Cotts., Platt
Comments:	Oct 1, 2022. UK battered by heavy rain and gales. Hurricane Ian pushed warm tropical air northwards, causing the Atlantic jet stream to send an area of low pressure towards the UK leading to strong winds and rain. -- Strange, but Pat the Crotch didn't know that. Maybe she was kidding me.
	December 7, 2024 16:44:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sleepy, Long John Silver
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Where are you from:	formerly Cob Tree Cottage, adjacent to foot of School (Oldbury) Lane, Ightham
Comments:	There have been so many changes to shops and businesses, housing, roads, names/locations etc., during the last 145 years or so of growth, in the village of Borough Green... Now I've temporarily forgotten what I was going to say next... I don't know. Phew! Sorry.
	December 6, 2024 22:01:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Paul Beech
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Where are you from:	formerly close to Comp Crossroad, Seven Mile Lane
Comments:	Callow family members ran shops in Ightham and Borough Green during the 19th and 20th Centuries. More recently, Jesse's son Frank's wife and daughter Edith, ran a shop close to Frank Bangay's Borough Green High Street front door. I hope I'm not stating the obvious! This is a very impressive website Mike. Well done!
	December 5, 2024 18:00:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Stella Johnson
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Where are you from:	formerly Ightham too
Comments:	Alan. Could that have covered unblogging of Chat Page questions between March 20, 2023 and Dec 1, 2024? I'm new to this. Take care!
	December 5, 2024 05:46:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alan Roots
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Ightham
Comments:	'....Blog author'. LOL
	December 4, 2024 23:22:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Miss I. M. Bigunuf
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Where are you from:	Maidstone Road East, Boro' Green
Comments:	Was Hurricane Ian born about 1955?
	December 3, 2024 20:23:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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Where are you from:
Comments:	Isn't he still residing in beautiful, up north, wild 'n windy Yorkshire?
	December 3, 2024 17:31:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Francis Hyde-White
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Where are you from:	formerly Borough Green High Street
Comments:	I wonder where Ian will make landfall next time?
	December 3, 2024 16:34:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ms. Yolanda Squatpump
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Where are you from:	Vigo Village
Comments:	Leave him alone. He can't help it. Anyway, who is he?
	December 2, 2024 23:03:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Wadsworth
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Button's Bourne
Comments:	People ask Hurricane Ian a question... so he confuses them. lol
	December 2, 2024 17:22:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
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Where are you from:	Sharing the rent with John Nutt, East Malling
Comments:	Handsome Ruud 'Ruthless' Van Nistelrooy's scoring in the box - was WAY head of any other player. I wish he had been playing for Larkfield and New Hythe FC.
	November 30, 2024 03:43:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
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Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd and Fourways Crossroads, BG
Comments:	It's amazing that such nice girls/ladies would try on Steve's sexy, short shorts over their heads. He certainly did have a way with them. And I don't ever recollect him washing them in his copper.
	November 29, 2024 18:41:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M/Carol B and Steve R's sexy short shorts
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Where are you from:	Wrotham and Western Rd, BG
Comments:	When the moon hits your eye..Like a big pizza pie, that's Amorim. .-. When Tractor Boy's goal is sublime..and Man U are in decline, that's Amorim.
	November 28, 2024 05:55:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	James Kelleher
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Where are you from:	East Peckham
Comments:	I was born in 1930, and dancing in 1945 to a tune called 'Is You Is Or Is You Ain't Ma Baby?' -- Thanks to those who recently sent you birthday greetings Mike, it reminded me of this. -- I hope you enjoyed your birthday!
	November 27, 2024 04:59:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Je-un Kang
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Where are you from:
Comments:	I've been asked about my last name. My father is Japanese, my mother South Korean. Have a nice week. 'Bye for now.
	November 25, 2024 18:17:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Pue
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunks Green
Comments:	No...I don't think it suits me.
	November 24, 2024 18:33:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Je-un Kang
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Where are you from:	Trottiscliffe, via Busan
Comments:	Formerly romanized as PUSAN, Busan is the economic, cultural and educational centre of southeastern South Korea, with its port being South Korea's busiest and sixth-busiest in the world. I might recommend the name Susan for a future niece or granddaughter now! [Pue M.] This is a lovely website. Well done!
	November 24, 2024 15:10:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Taffy Hewers
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Where are you from:	Borough Green
Comments:	Is Pue short for Pusan? Thank you! And for this most brilliant website!!
	November 24, 2024 13:58:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Clark
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Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : Wrotham's very own Jim Francis, of F.P. Caine Ltd, who used to walk around muttering, 'You can suck my nob for 25 bob'. He used to refer to a workmate as 'Bob with the sore nob' - does anyone remember Bob's last name? All-Star carpenter and joiner Eddie Penfold, formerly of Tollgate Estate, should know. PS. Jim was a cricketing friend of the talented Richard Woodhams. PPS. Jim would also say from time to time, 'bob down and lick my arse'. He had a poetic way with words.
	November 23, 2024 13:36:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Clark
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Where are you from:	Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Comments:	-- put out. as intransitive verb (of a woman) to copulate; especially to be promiscuous : Canadian : adopted circa 1945, derived from United States. -- PS. I vaguely (now!) remember Stephen Russell. He was a very nice young man.
	November 22, 2024 23:06:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Rd, Ightham
Comments:	Pue Dontputout. -- [before climate change]. It was terribly cold while travelling on the last train from London... -- Steve R : "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to lend me your second blanket? I'm awfully cold." -- Pue M : "I have a better idea, lets pretend we're married." -- Steve R : "Wow, that's a great idea!" -- Pue M : "Good, bring your own blankets."
	November 22, 2024 22:11:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:	My memory's not what it was
Comments:	If Amorim turns out to be a complete flop...that would be so hilarious...a genuine LOL
	November 22, 2024 18:51:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	The Inc. B.G. & Environs Inst. of Cert. Commenters
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Where are you from:	Windy Nob Office, Borough Green ( Football Department )
Comments:	PEP GUARDIOLA...well, what can we say? During the last five years, net spend not in the EPL top ten - and less than all of the big six, since he joined Man City in 2016...Pep is simply a genius!!
	November 22, 2024 02:20:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tommy Tugboat
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Where are you from:	Tory Toyland
Comments:	Ten Signs You're Doing Well in Life : 1/ You have a roof over your head. - 2/ You ate today. - 3/ You have a good heart. 4/ You wish good for others. - 5/ You have clean water. - 6/ Someone cares for you. - 7/ You strive to be better. 8/ You have clean clothes. - 9/ You have a dream. - 10/ You're breathing. -- Be thankful for the little things for they are the most important.
	November 21, 2024 21:17:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Rear Admiral Ken Rogers. Do you know what replaced the rank of admiral's coxswane? Thank you very kindly.
	November 20, 2024 16:59:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bumbardier Bobby Geddes
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	Good morning Mr. Rogers, Can't come into work today. Got the flu or something...still feeing queer.
	November 20, 2024 01:09:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Rubber-Undies Slater
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Where are you from:	formerly Western Road and Four Ways Crossroads, BG
Comments:	The Donald : "When I do the weave...I'll talk about nine different things and they all come back brilliantly together," he said. "Friends of mine that are English professors, they say : 'It's the most brilliant thing I've ever seen.'"
	November 17, 2024 20:21:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rear Admiral Ken Rogers
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Where are you from:	formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	THE DONALD ././. DANGER -- MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND NOT FULLY MEDICATED -- KEEP SAFE DISTANCE
	November 17, 2024 18:57:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clawd Depussy
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross (next to Batts Cottages then).
Comments:	I hope you are enjoying a marvelous birthday Mike. You will always be the absolute GREATEST!
	November 16, 2024 20:37:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mrs. Harris's Stolen Unmentionables
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd, BG
Comments:	Enjoy your day, birthday star!
	November 16, 2024 05:32:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Beryl Kemp
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly The Bank, The Street, Ightham
Comments:	Are you aging backwards, Mike? - [Age] has never looked so good.
	November 16, 2024 05:06:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Borough Green
Comments:	HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKE! -- STAY AWESOME!
	November 16, 2024 04:45:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Gasson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Est., BG
Comments:	Happy birthday Mike! Here's to a day of celebrating you and all the great work you do. Enjoy!
	November 16, 2024 03:38:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Carruthers
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	LOOKS! BRAINS! PERSONALITY! UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH. GOOD LUCK, MIKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
	November 16, 2024 02:47:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Waters
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Where are you from:
Comments:	Barnet cut. A haircut, especially in prison; one such cut indicates a short sentence : since circa 1940 : low slang, verging on cant (Norman, 1959). - Derived from :- Barnet Fair. The hair r.slang, originally (sometime before 1857) thieves'. 'Ducange Anglicus'. In 20th Century, often Barnet.
	November 15, 2024 22:12:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Waters
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Where are you from:	Mereworth
Comments:	At Borough Green Community Website : Photo taken in front of 'Heart of Kent Hospice', BG High Street. -- To me, the gentleman bending over in front of the red car, looks like what Francis White (formerly of BG High Street) would look like now. -- The last time I spoke with Frank was on a train during 1957/58. He was friendly, witty, intelligent and handsome. His 'hairstyle' let him down somewhat. Maybe his wife Margaret later rescued his barnet? -- Thinking if that's him, is one of several things that keeps me awake at night. Someone, please let me know - or who he looks like now. Fingers crossed, thanking you in advance. David Waters.
	November 15, 2024 20:34:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Cowboy Keify Acott
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Where are you from:
Comments:	Well, whadder yer know? The two duds on the team were Captain Kyle Walker and Captain Harry Kane.
	November 15, 2024 11:46:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Hedgehogs : Hadrian and Harriet
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone Road, Borough Green
Comments:	Wishing you a very happy almost-birthday Mike! ./. We couldn't wait to start the celebrations! --- And thank you Jackie for looking after him so well! ./. You are the creme de la creme nice couple.
	November 15, 2024 01:14:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Hedgehogs : Hadrian and Harriet
Email:
Where are you from:	The Hurst, Crouch
Comments:	Wishing you a very happy almost-birthday Mike! ./. We couldn't wait to start the celebrations! --- And thank you Jackie for looking after him so well! ./. You are the creme de la creme nice couple!!
	November 14, 2024 23:11:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Cowboy Keify Acott
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Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Shotgun Willie Nelson. Ninety one and still 'singing'. How the hell does he get away with it? ESPECIALLY after Amazing Grace. And all the guns they've got in the crazy place - how does he still survive? I bet half of Borough Green likes him too. Go figure.
	November 12, 2024 18:24:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Gasson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Est., BG
Comments:	To Kill A Sunrise. Morning people must keep it to themselves. By the time you stop and explain you're a morning person, it's too late - you've already annoyed me. We get it - you're up and ready to go at the crack of dawn - just like my dick. --- dick. military from circa 1880. The term had, by circa 1960, acquired the generic sense of the female need for sexual intercourse, as in 'She was crazy for dick' (Thomas, 1976). Probably by personification; compare John Thomas. [See John Henry]. --- John Willie. Synonym of John Henry : Since circa 1930.
	November 11, 2024 04:00:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to The Plough, Ivy Hatch
Comments:	Hi Stevie Russell. Liverpool's going to win the EPL, and Mighty Mohamed the Golden Ball. It's a long way to go though - so maybe. Maybe Man City, and Erling the Ball.
	November 9, 2024 22:18:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Hard Harry and Hard Don
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Where are you from:
Comments:	'Ow abart us then?
	November 9, 2024 17:25:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clive Francis
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Road, BG
Comments:	Hi Barry (Slater). How's it going mate? Hope all is well with you. I don't get around much anymore. Seeing your recent comment here, I wondered if you have spoken lately with our octogenarian friends Stiff Steve, Firm Fred, Rigid Reg or Inflexible Ian. We should have plenty of time for that, if 'formerly' is now in front of their names.
	November 9, 2024 05:00:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tom Marmont
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Old Platt Dairy, next to Old Platt Memorial Hall
Comments:	And my sex life is nothing to write home about. At my age I'm envious of a stiff wind.
	November 6, 2024 20:13:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Road and Four Ways Crossroads, BG
Comments:	Steve R : "Yep, born 1941. Food has taken the place of sex in my life let me tell yer. In fact, I've just had a mirror installed over my kitchen table."
	November 5, 2024 18:36:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	East Malling
Comments:	Pat the Crotch : 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!' Johnnie Nutt : 'What did you expect, we haven't done anything for 3 and a half weeks...' Pat : 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'
	November 4, 2024 20:12:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Albert Smiler Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross, Crouch
Comments:	Dom Solanke first to score 4 goals in first 8 EPL games for Spurs since Rafael Fan der Faart in 2010-11. Please excuse my hamlet working class humour. I'm trying to make it more grown-up and sophisticated. Considering taking a correspondence course.
	November 3, 2024 21:17:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geo. Gooniette Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	DON'T Judge Me ./. I Was Born to be AWESOME ./. NOT Perfect.
	November 1, 2024 01:30:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Garfield Safegate
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Rashford's going to score again - in Belfast.
	October 31, 2024 00:02:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M and Carol B
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	Steve R. Did you refrain from assuming that others had the same admirable abilities as yourself? ..XOXOX..
	October 30, 2024 15:52:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunk's Green
Comments:	It's always best not to make assumptions about anyone's identity - which is, by the way, a good rule of thumb for life!
	October 29, 2024 23:44:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Spud Waite
Email:
Where are you from:	Red Bull, Eccles
Comments:	Dear Steve R, How's it going mate? Hope you're keeping well and chirpy. According to the 2021 UK census, 0.06% of the population in England and Wales identified as non-binary. The proportion was highest among people aged 16 to 24 years (.26% or 17.000). In Borough Green, that wouldn't be many of us 83 years old, would it? All the best! Keep smiling and the flag flying!
	October 29, 2024 21:19:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Clark
Email:
Where are you from:	Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Comments:	At F. P. Caine Ltd during the mid to late 1950's, Jim Francis of Wrotham would be heard saying 'You can suck my nob for 25 bob'. I didn't think of it ever dying out. Did it?
	October 28, 2024 03:09:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dick Russell
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham Secondary School, J. A. Davison & Son Ltd, and Addington.
Comments:	Ralph Gill used to say he would like to die while on the job.
	October 26, 2024 15:21:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Anonymous Annie
Email:
Where are you from:	St Vincents Lane, Addington
Comments:	We come from dust and will return to dust. That's why I don't dust my private part. It could be someone I know.
	October 22, 2024 20:49:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz and his mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunk's Green
Comments:	1602. SHAKESPEARE - All's Well That Ends Well II iii : He wears his honour in a box unseen, That hugs his kicky-wicky here at home, spending his manly marrow in her arms.
	October 19, 2024 20:29:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sir Humphrey Little-Bottom
Email:
Where are you from:	Plaxdale, Stansted
Comments:	Managers in Major European Football Leagues. Serie A - 16 Italian; La Liga - 15 Spanish; Ligue 1 - 10 French; Bundesliga - 9 Germans; EPL - 3 English. SO LET'S GIVE IT A REST!!
	October 18, 2024 21:29:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Absorbine Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Nurse's Cottage (Nurse Oliver), Fairseat
Comments:	Circa 1576. WHYTHORNE - Autobiog. 126 : [He was] Medling so with such a box az waz not for a frier.
	October 18, 2024 19:57:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	1607-8. J.DAY - Humour out of Breath I iii : An I were a man as I were no woman, I'd pepper your box for that jest.
	October 17, 2024 20:55:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Garfield Safegate
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	And...1617. DAVIES OF HEREFORD - Wits Bedlam 180 : Her Guests and Gamesters do so ply her Box.
	October 17, 2024 16:22:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Garfield Safegate
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Towards the end of the first half. And Finland are getting their balls into the box and have had a couple of good chances. Reminds me a time or two of Steve R...
	October 13, 2024 17:02:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Borough Green
Comments:	The Three Greats : Colonel Frank Griggs -- Frank Bangay -- Mike Taylor. I hope it is alright to express this - my preference is for Supermike.
	October 6, 2024 16:09:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Garfield Safegate
Email:
Where are you from:	Hamptons Road, Plaxtol
Comments:	Well wouldn't yer know it. Christiano Ronaldo wants Kevin de Bruyne at Al-Nassr. Like Wayne Rooney said - 'the greedy bast**d'.
	October 6, 2024 03:02:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Keith Perkins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone
Comments:	Hey Maggie P. I hope all is well with you. Does Frank still talk about his job every day? He should tell us about it here - it was very entertaining and most interesting! All the best to you both!!
	October 5, 2024 16:05:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nige Braithwaite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I love Pep Guardiola and Man City. I like Arteta as much as I like Steve Carell and Arsenal...Zilch. PS. And I was originally from Plumstead too - remember Woolwich Arsenal?
	October 4, 2024 16:10:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Montague
Email:
Where are you from:	I didn't own it, but worked my summer holidays at Bewley Farm
Comments:	Oh well, someone reminded me the guy's name is Steve Carell. Apparently, they absolutely love him over there. Can you believe it?
	October 3, 2024 16:18:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nigel Braithwaite
Email:
Where are you from:	Pratling Street, Aylesford
Comments:	There's nowt wrong with the number of hits on this superb website. Should be more. When I sometimes ask seemingly typical BGites about this, they invariably look at me like I've shit in their hats and walk away. PS. Pardon my French of course. PPS. I can't stand (American) Michael Scott either.
	October 2, 2024 22:13:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Montague of Bewley
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly upper west side of Basted Valley
Comments:	Is there anyone who could possibly, heaven forbid, like Michael Scott? Judging by the number of hits on this world class website...probably someone from Borough Green. PS. You will always be the greatest Mike.
	October 2, 2024 17:35:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Boro' Green
Comments:	Popular Bill Webb Junior; formerly Maddox Cottages, Platt : 'How's the current Western Road crumpet situation?' - Steve R; still an athlete (for his age) : 'Well things could get better, but don't call me Shirley.'
	September 30, 2024 01:27:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	East Malling
Comments:	Hey Pat. I thought Johnnie Nutt said that you two were living in a bungalow?? We'll have to get together again soon, OK?
	September 20, 2024 16:12:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:	E. Malling
Comments:	Man City v. Inter Milan. What a dull match. I was watching in bed with my boyfriend, and he was so bored he went downstairs. I enjoyed it a lot.
	September 19, 2024 20:00:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Don B.
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Maggie P. Probably unfair of me to mention after all this time. You didn't even realise... Heartbreaker. However, I forgive you. All the best! PS. Keep out of mischief!
	September 19, 2024 17:23:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Don Bates
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Windmill Hill, Wrotham Heath
Comments:	Hi Maggie Pingree, formerly of Maidstone Road. Long time no see. Re : Wally's Cafe juke box around 1957/58. Do you remember Peter Harlow formerly of Hill View, singing "It takes a worried man to sing a worried song" all the time? Of course you do! You've probably forgotten me. Anyway, I was SO jealous.
	September 17, 2024 17:01:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Former fan of Johnnie Stanley (Boro' Green FC)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly opposite Wrotham County Secondary Modern School
Comments:	Re : Leeds born Haaley. "Huh! being fed by the best players in the world." -- Whatever. He does the hardest thing in football, so easily... he's a phenomenom. As if you didn't know! Kind regards, Squeak Gosden.
	September 14, 2024 19:58:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Golden George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	The HURRIKANE strikes again on his centenary cap. What a player. What a man.
	September 10, 2024 20:26:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	The Donald
Email:
Where are you from:	Soon Boro' Green, in a GIF?
Comments:	Don't know why -- There's no sun up in the sky ... Stormy weather ...
	September 9, 2024 19:12:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly The Hurst, Crouch
Comments:	Dear Team Dot and Dave, and Team Mike and Jackie. I hope this message finds you well and filled with excitement for your continuing journeys ahead. We look forward to seeing all that you accomplish. Keep shining bright, and never stop chasing your dreams. You are truly much admired in Borough Green and environs. Thank you so very much.
	September 9, 2024 16:28:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Bridge
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yep. That's it, missed out the important bit - lonely, friendly local housewives.
	August 27, 2024 03:26:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Bridge
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Plaxtol
Comments:	I heard that at one time, Mike was considering applying for a milkman's job in Plaxtol. Quite good wages; nice fresh air; meeting friendly, local housewives... But apparently it didn't materialise. And he was to meet the love of his life in Ightham.
	August 26, 2024 20:23:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob Ladbrook
Email:
Where are you from:	W. Malling, via Ightham
Comments:	Dave, I don't wish to pee you off, but without fail my mum would have said, "If people would like to see..."
	August 26, 2024 19:15:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Borough Green
Comments:	Dot and Dave / Mike and Jackie are awesome. I assume that most of the Borough Green and environs inhabitants are proud of them.
	August 26, 2024 15:07:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lucille Mackie
Email:
Where are you from:	Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Dave is a modest, not so old, highly gifted GIF artist, who has many personalities and fantastic eyes.
	August 26, 2024 02:36:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are you from:	Borough Green
Comments:	If people want to see my stuff, just search for @dotdave on Giphy or 3D Gif artist on Tenor.... A popular GIF is the monkey doing an "up yours" with bananas holding a sign saying "bullying will not be tolerated", something that relates to the admin on the Borough Green pinboard..... Many people prefer my romantic stuff I have made several GIFs of Donald Trump. He is an easy target but yet to add Stormy Daniels to the mix
	August 25, 2024 08:17:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lulu and Larry
Email:
Where are you from:	Baton Rouge, LA
Comments:	Hi Dot, Thank you for your reply. Dave might/or maybe not, be interested to know that the Donald's former friend, Stormy Daniels, lived just down the road from us. She now resides in Forney, TX
	August 25, 2024 04:49:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Carruthers
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	Dave's GIFS on GIPHY have indeed become incredibly popular. His creative and expressive GIFS have resonated with many users, making conversations more lively and engaging. Do you have a favourite GIF from Dave?
	August 24, 2024 20:32:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are you from:	Borough Green
Comments:	Although sometimes accused of being fictional characters, Dot and Dave do exist, although Dave is often just referred to as Dot's husband It's nice to know that several people here, who know a great deal about Borough Green, are showing an interest in an old couple who have no great claim to frame apart from Dave's animations that have had 44 Billion views on Giphy
	August 24, 2024 15:22:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lulu and Larry Lightning
Email:
Where are you from:	Baton Rouge, Louisiana, U.S.A.
Comments:	We couldn't find specific information about 'Blot and Dave', supposedly from Borough Green, in the County of Kent, England. Are they local residents or figures known within the community? Do they write anonymously? Is that Dave Clark? We think limeys are really supercool, and would like to talk like them. Is it difficult to learn? PS. Larry is finding it difficult to sound like King Charles the Third. For sure, I (Lulu) don't want to sound like the the Duchess of Sussex. 'Bye for now.
	August 24, 2024 03:48:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pincher Martin
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly The Street, Plaxtol
Comments:	How are Double-D of Borough Green doing?
	August 22, 2024 12:46:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alan Roots
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Ightham
Comments:	Not much fun : At the Old House pub, Ightham Common; my jokes were like sex to most customers - they hardly ever got it.
	August 21, 2024 23:01:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Uncle Wiggly's Dad
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I'm also an octogenarian. The most fun I had recently was with a lady friend. She gently held my little member in her hand. She had Parkinson's.
	August 21, 2024 15:45:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Ivor Littleun, WC and Bar
Email:
Where are you from:	Wales
Comments:	Oooowh, It's all happening in Borough Green - and I haven't got lucky for a while now! I'm still alive and well in the Aberavon Nursing Home, Neath - for retired Viagra Addicts. But I'll be back in Borough Green soon. Ahh! memories! And a fun future!!
	August 20, 2024 16:12:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	That fun thing, ay? / Oh. moooooo, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay? / Would the correspondence course have pictures? Aaoooooowhoo, ay?
	August 20, 2024 04:21:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dee Jackson (born 1941)
Email:
Where are you from:	Puttenden, Shipbourne
Comments:	Have D and D started that fun thing they were going to do? Looks a bit complicated. Is there a short correspondence course about this?
	August 19, 2024 02:33:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	steve mussell's former brest girlfriend
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly among the rows of market garden watermelons by basted house
Comments:	throw out rashford and mount....sign ivan toney....and we'll be back in the top 4
	August 17, 2024 03:00:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jock MacGregor
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate McState, Borough Green
Comments:	I wish Adam Wharton had a gran who once took a leak in the mighty River Tay, so that he was eligible to represent Scotland. What say you Dugald Chirnside?
	August 16, 2024 04:04:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X.
Email:
Where are you from:	Basted Sewer Beds Tomato Plots, Tied Shack.
Comments:	Real Madrid are a rancid club, full of rancid players. I hope they completely decompose this season and my memory forgets them. Hope Manchester City wins everything.
	August 15, 2024 04:31:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike's nuffink : When he said it was no use trying to sue him.
	August 11, 2024 20:27:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	E. Malling via Platt
Comments:	Most of us octogenarians know 'nuffink' (copied from Mike Super Mike) about modern stuff. Have a nice week - don't spend all your money.
	August 11, 2024 19:52:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sir Humphrey Little-Bottom
Email:
Where are you from:	Plaxdale, Stansted
Comments:	August 9th. Some misunderstanding apparently... That was D and D of Borough Green.
	August 11, 2024 16:01:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Carl Struthers
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly The Bank, The Street, Ightham
Comments:	Hey Freddie (Bailey). How's it going then mate? Long time no see! I've forgotten... what was the name and sex of your ferret which used to have multiple orgasms? Do you still have your same shed? I used to like it in there. Hope we can get together again soon. All the best!
	August 10, 2024 03:47:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Gasson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Est.
Comments:	Hi Mike. Hope all is well with you. Your dedication and hard work are truly admirable. Thank you so much.
	August 9, 2024 16:57:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	The I. B. G. & E. I. of C. C., Head Office.
Email:
Where are you from:	Windy Knob, Borough Green.
Comments:	All Members of The Incorporated Borough Green & Environs Institute of Certified Commenters are afraid and scared shitless of D and D and post anonymously.
	August 9, 2024 05:56:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Webb
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Spring Cottage, Basted-upon-Bourne
Comments:	I remember Veneball and Hoddleball Three Lions, doing sweet FA with a truck load of truly great players.
	August 7, 2024 22:58:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:	Vigo Village
Comments:	Carlsball is the exact type of football England's fans were crying out for this summer. The future is looking brighter.
	August 7, 2024 16:17:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ken
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Japanese Air Force Day this Flyday Don't miss it!
	August 7, 2024 15:18:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ken and Anon Shimura
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yes Japanese humour has a unique charm and style that has gained popularity to Borough Green I have often been compared to Jerry Lewis Enjoy
	August 7, 2024 02:37:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dot and Dave
Email:
Where are you from:	Borough Green
Comments:	Have some fun on the Borough Green pinboard (Facebook) Make a comment and mention Mike Taylor and know that it will be deleted Join the merry band of people who are afraid to give their names and post anonymously Make a reply and know that if it does not fit the agenda it will be deleted
	August 2, 2024 11:45:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
Where are you from:	Riverhead
Comments:	Round about the time Ginger mentions - Barry Slater, Moe Tebb and Steve Russell used to do OK at the Cellar Coffee Bar in Riverhead. Did They Ever.
	July 29, 2024 20:40:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Pigeon's Green area
Comments:	I think it would have been a toss up between Ralph and Darryl. With Donald a close third. They were certainly cute though.
	July 29, 2024 20:08:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ginger Jennings
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	During the second half of the 1950s, Ralph Gill, Darryl Jackson from Quarry Hill, and Donald Bennett from Crow Hill were mates. They used to go to Ringlestone, Maidstone. They must have been doing alright. PS. I had a crush on Darryl's sister.
	July 29, 2024 17:31:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly East Malling
Comments:	Ralph Gill, a teddy boy living in Maidstone Road, Boro' Green, was an apprentice Carpenter with J. A. Davison & Son, West Malling. In a way, reading about "Let Me Be Your (Teddy Bear)" and "Teddy Bear's Picnic" I'm reminded of teddy boy Ralph. He was so cute.
	July 28, 2024 20:21:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:	Islington
Comments:	Nice language. Swearing deeply offends me. You know, I've never said a swear word in my life? Just thinking about it makes me feel uneasy.
	July 28, 2024 17:40:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Arthur Itchyarce
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Nowadays at times, they don't leave the room to break wind either. Or if they do, they dawdle instead of getting a move on. I don't know what my mother would have thought. She had said in the past that my dad had never done anything like that, they met when they were 14.
	July 28, 2024 16:49:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	Arthur Itchyarce
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	People set out to pollute the world nowadays. - The sewers are overfull of "doo doo". - Why do people have to go to the toilet so often? - When caught short away from home too, they wipe their bottoms with dock leaves. - [They eat and drink far too much.] - At times I'm sick of modern life.
	July 27, 2024 16:14:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sylvia Brown
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Sevenoaks Road, BG
Comments:	I remember in Miss Riley's Infants Class at Borough Green Primary School, 1946. Stephen Russell's singing rendition of "Teddy Bear's Picnic."
	July 27, 2024 04:34:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Henrietta D.
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	See July 26. The song Robin Hodges sang was "Let Me Be Your (Teddy Bear)" not "Teddy Bear." -- Robin sang the song groovier than Elvis Presley, and was known as the 'Fen Pond Elvis'. He was from Fen Pond Road, Ightham. -- He moved his body like Elvis too.
	July 27, 2024 04:09:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Naomi Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Est., and East Malling
Comments:	Has anybody here, heard from up-north Hurricane Ian? Can you tell me where he's gone? ...In the meantime, my favourite footballer is Matty Day of Larkfield and New Hythe FC. Gotta run... toodle-oo for now. PS. Don't forget to write.
	July 26, 2024 15:07:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Henrietta Dildeaux/continued
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Trottiscliffe
Comments:	....he would never dreamed of doing something like that. He was taller and slimmer than Tony Collins, and had that special Italian/Jewish type of charm. Even though he was through and through, Borough Green born and bred. --- I'm sure it has helped him very much indeed, to read the thought provoking comments at this impressive website. Guidance for him to be living longer and better.
	July 26, 2024 04:21:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Henrietta Dildeaux
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Trottiscliffe
Comments:	I remember clearly the latter half of the 1950s. The dance venues at : Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club, George & Dragon, Ightham; Borough Green Invicta Youth Club, Platt Memorial Hall, and Trottiscliffe Village Hall. -- Western Road's very own Stephen Russell excelled performing the Chuck Berry duck walk and Elvis knees bend. Prize winning singers included Offham's Tony Collins with 'Only You' and Ightham's Robin Hodges with 'Teddy Bear'. --- I remember dancing with Tony Collins at Trottiscliffe Village Hall. He charmed me well and proper. He invited me to attend the opening of a special display of J. M. Turner paintings in London, and wine and dine me there. Unfortunately for myself and some others, he took only Ann King, who was also from Trottiscliffe. He had also invited Anna Koneg, Ann Clark and Ann Locke. I'm sure he would have invited Anne Boleyn and Queen Anne who was famous for being dead, if they had been around at the time. -- Stephen Russell was a fine young gentleman - he would
	July 26, 2024 03:51:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Spud Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Some electricians, in their retirement years are returning to work. Jill Biden's hubby, could take an electrician helper's course and get a job in Ireland ... Steve R could join him.
	July 24, 2024 17:18:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Absolutely! Electricians play a crucial role in our fight against the climate crisis. -- They are essential for : 1. Electrifying everything : As we transition to cleaner energy sources like wind, solar, and geothermal, electricians are at the forefront of installing and maintaining these systems. -- 2. Green building and Renewal Energy : Electricians contribute to green building certifications and eco-friendly electrical systems. Their work directly impacts energy consumption and carbon emissions reduction. -- Yes, electricians will indeed save the world!
	July 24, 2024 16:53:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	former apprentice at Arthur Ashton, 1 High Street, Borough Green. (Est. 1912)
Comments:	The Great Electrician Shortage. -- Saving the climate will depend on blue-collar workers. Can we train enough of them before time runs out? -- Just before completing his five-year apprenticeship as an electrician, at Aylesford Paper Mill, why did well thought-of Stephen R quit same? I've been thinking about that since circa 1961/62.
	July 23, 2024 17:55:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	former apprentice at Arthur Ashton, 1 High Street, Borough Green. (Est. 1912)
Comments:	The Great Electrician Shortage. -- Saving the climate will depend on blue-collar workers. Can we train enough of them before time runs out? -- Just before completing his five-year apprenticeship as an electrician, at Aylesford Paper Mill, why did well thought-of Stephen R quit same? I've been thinking about that since circa 1961/62.
	July 23, 2024 17:54:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Spud Waite
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Red Bull, Eccles
Comments:	The Oxford Comma. -- "I thanked my parents, Batman, and Superman" - If I erased that 'Oxford', I would be saying that Batman and Superman are my parents. -- I think I remember acclaimed Steve R informing me about this. He may have forgotten now. Actually, he was unforgettable. -- Is the second comma.
	July 23, 2024 01:31:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie H-W, continued
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I wonder ow regular Joe fell asleep on the job ... eel ave more time to lay awake now.
	July 22, 2024 20:41:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Francis Hyde-White
Email:
Where are you from:	Formerly Borough Green High Street
Comments:	So thats where Joe got is brains from. Flippin ow blimey.
	July 22, 2024 16:58:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Goony again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Dr. Jill Biden boasts a doctoral degree in educational leadership from the University of Delaware and is a dedicated professor, lecturer, and scholar.
	July 21, 2024 19:42:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Goony Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	Platt
Comments:	Snow White was in the bath, feeling sleepy (Joe). Then he got out, so she felt Dopey instead.
	July 21, 2024 18:50:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Doreen and Pauline Bear
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly The Spout, Plaxtol
Comments:	Interesting possibilities to replace Gareth. (i) Paddington Bear. A much loved national figure and just enough of an immigrant to really irritate a portion of the fanbase. (ii) Rupert Bear might be available, but providing Nige Farage gives him his yellow trousers back.
	July 17, 2024 21:33:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sir Humphrey Little-Bottom
Email:
Where are you from:	Plaxdale, Stansted
Comments:	I've heard that Gareth put in a word for Harry Maguire to succeed him. When Harry got injured, they sure missed the size of his head didn't they.
	July 17, 2024 16:22:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Larry Hughes
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Replacement for Gareth : Frank Thomas. I know he's Welsh, but he's done a good job at Brentford. PS. Gareth can drive the bus.
	July 17, 2024 04:09:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wheelbarrow Willy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	July 13. Sorry Arry Boy...old age!...woz gettin mixed up wiv F. P. Caine Limited.
	July 16, 2024 12:03:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jilly Stunt and Fiona East
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Att : Lady Jessica Shorthorn. - 1. Sir Luis Gareth Southgate; 2. Alexander the Great; 3. Genghis Khan. - Would that meet your approval? Thank you.
	July 16, 2024 00:52:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tommy Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Old Platt Dairy, next to Old Platt Memorial Hall
Comments:	Attention : Mr. George Maynard. Hi! George, It was a myth that flashers were associated with bringing good luck to those that they flashed. But I think you knew that, didn't you?
	July 15, 2024 17:45:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Southwest Basted
Comments:	Same old ... Same old..., and I go back to the 1950 World Cup. Spent most of my life being disappointed by England. 1966 seemed luck/good fortune. They've had some good players, but... they will ALWAYS be England. In my lifetime anyway!
	July 15, 2024 16:25:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	Original Platt Brickyard flasher
Comments:	If half the people say get rid of Gareth and Captain Arry - the other half say, no keep 'em. They wouldn't be worth flashing.
	July 15, 2024 14:11:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lady Jessica Shorthorn
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Crowhurst Lane
Comments:	Gareth could change his name maybe? Luis means "renowned warrior."
	July 14, 2024 16:44:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jilly Stunt and Fiona East
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	We don't know that much about it - but wouldn't it be great if we could swap Gareth for Luis de la Fuente?
	July 14, 2024 16:13:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Webb
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Spring Cottage, Basted-upon- Bourne
Comments:	Spanner. - A girl whose appearance is sexually exciting : Australian since circa 1950. --- Spaniard in the works. - Let's pray that a Spaniard doesn't prevent the implementation of Gareth's successful plan today.
	July 14, 2024 14:58:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz and his mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunk's Green
Comments:	So Jude's had two 'rest' games, preparing for the Final? --- Here we GO, England ... Here we GO!!
	July 14, 2024 03:32:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wheelbarrow Willy
Email:
Where are you from:	former part-time gardener and organist at Crouch House
Comments:	I feel sorry for Captain Harry Caine...I suppose you notice he never blows his nose? -- He's permanently bunged up - it shows the way he talks. And with his nasal passages full of snot, it affects his centre of gravity - hence his falling over every so often. But we sure luv yer, Arry Boy!!
	July 13, 2024 14:59:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jock MacGregor
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate McState, Borough Green
Comments:	Spain 7 - England 1
	July 12, 2024 19:49:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Quick game of bowls on Plymouth Hoe Sunday. 3-2 England.
	July 12, 2024 17:27:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I've heard from my good friend, Lady Jessica Shorthorn, that she thinks Spain has peaked.
	July 12, 2024 15:55:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Former Exeter City acadamy player, and Weston-super-Mare forward...with a Hollywood-sounding name...and fresh legs against a tired defence...that's all it takes to get though to the Final! Well done substitute Ollie Watkins!!
	July 10, 2024 21:44:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Uncle Wiggly
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mrs. Southgate : Aren't you going to pack anything for Germany dear? -- Gareth : No, I'm not planning on changing anything whilst I'm away.
	July 7, 2024 15:42:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunk's Green
Comments:	England defeat Switzerland. -- Let's just take every game to penalties, it's our best attack!
	July 6, 2024 19:21:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Joy Orbison
Email:
Where are you from:	Addington
Comments:	Some are saying that Gareth Southgate is a clown. I don't think he's all that funny...do you?
	July 4, 2024 03:24:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tim's Many Fans
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"VOTE FOR OUR TERRIFIC TIM!! -- WE ARE SO FORTUNATE TO HAVE HIM!!"
	July 3, 2024 15:19:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Listener around the Recreation Ground again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	If you're there at the right time, they're still in fine (talk/singing) voice! --- "Vote, Vote, Vote for Mister Tim Shaw, - Kick PM [?] Tugger down the stairs; -- Mister Shaw is the one, to give us all the fun - And we don't need the Tories any more." --- Next verses the same, etc.
	June 28, 2024 16:44:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Howse
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West St., Wrotham
Comments:	General Election, July 4th. -- "VOTE FOR OUR TIM SHAW!!" - Independent Alliance (Kent) Candidate. "TIM HAS INTEGRITY!!"
	June 28, 2024 04:30:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	dirtydickavis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I think about football clubs : Crouch United, Borough Green, Borough Green Rovers, Albion (BG), St. George's (Wrotham), St. Mary's Platt United, Ightham, P & H United (Plaxtol & Hamptons), Shipbourne, etc. Are locals too fat to do up their boots now?
	June 27, 2024 15:22:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	dirtydickavis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : Gareth. Many English experts were so wrong on Erik Ten Hag. -- The great Ron Greenwood had been in charge of Bobby Moore, Martin Peters and Geoff Hurst at West Ham. I knew the home team, England, would win in 1966 - even though Portugal had their greatest player of all time, Eusebio. -- The Three Lions started poorly. But Pele had been kicked to pieces before he was 25. Beckenbauer so overrated. --I feel good about our chances with Gareth.
	June 27, 2024 04:34:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jeremy Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	If I had my way... Ramsdale; Alexander, Dunk, Shaw, Trippier; Bowen, Gallagher, Rice; Toney, Kane, Watkins. Squeeze in another experiment, I say. Enjoy the game!
	June 25, 2024 16:00:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gareth
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Comments:	I think I will be offered a 10 year contract.
	June 25, 2024 03:22:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Beale
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Where are you from:	formerly Ightham
Comments:	I had a dream last night, and in that dream, I dreamt that our Tim Shaw had been elected MP for Tonbridge Constituency. Tugger and his misses were so impressed, that they donated 500 pounds (in money) to the Independent Alliance (Kent) Party. -- I then awoke, and went to the toilet. Nowadays I have to go fairly regularly. --- "GO!" - IAK - "GO!" -- VOTE FOR OUR TIM SHAW!! -- "GO!" - IAK - "GO!".
	June 25, 2024 02:13:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gareth
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Comments:	They've forgotten about my waistcoat - but when I get back home, someone will tell everyone about me wearing a lifejacket when I water the garden. It's not fair. I don't like to take risks.
	June 24, 2024 00:43:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gareth
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Comments:	Happy third birthday Diddums! May this year be filled with joy, laughter, and exciting adventures.
	June 23, 2024 04:47:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Diddums Dalton
Email:
Where are you from:	Trosley
Comments:	If England ever win another trophy for football, I'll probably be six feet under. And I've have just turned three.
	June 23, 2024 03:33:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	James McDonald
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Labour-In-Vain Rd, Wrotham
Comments:	Tugger is married to Anissia Tugendhat. As for the talk of his romantic feelings towards Emmanuel Macron's wife, there is no information to suggest he fancies her. His focus appears to have been on political career and public service.
	June 22, 2024 21:14:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunk's Green
Comments:	Hey Folks! England doesn't want to peak too soon - that doesn't win international tournaments. They're tricking other World class players (the real ones), and their coaches, that they've forgotten the basics at this level. Clever Gareth has perfected this, he will get Luke Shaw behind Anthony Gordon - and Bob's your uncle. Or as Tugger would say "et voila!".
	June 22, 2024 17:13:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Unemployed BG Photos Sales Manager
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Comments:	I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
	June 22, 2024 03:00:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	falling in the Tunbridge Wells
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Comments:	Hi! Mike Marvelous Mike, Some members of the Incorporated Borough Green & Environs Institute of Certified Commenters, say that BG is a tough area to be accepted/get hits. They said that Fordcombe was a piece of cake in comparison. And that ladies were most friendly in the Crowborough area. I'm still trying to fathom why they bothered to tell me that...
	June 21, 2024 20:14:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Hi Everyone, I am sorry I have been remiss in keeping up to date with the little gang of gnomes hidden in my guestbook - Happy Belated Easter. Thanks for all your support for my old Friend Tim, I will make sure he knows (he is too young to access this page - it automatically reads your bus pass)
	June 20, 2024 18:43:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Wellstead
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Comments:	On average in the polls, the Tories are at 21%. Reform UK stand at 16%. I suppose that Francis White (who was in my class at school) is wearing a smile on his face nowadays. And a Nigel Farage button on his lapel/denim jacket and backpack? Adding a dash of cool? That would have been Francis!
	June 20, 2024 18:36:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
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Comments:	"HERE WE GO - I. A. K. - HERE WE GO!!" -- VOTE FOR TIM! -- "HERE WE GO - I. A. K. - HERE WE GO!!"
	June 20, 2024 12:49:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
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Comments:	BEST WISHES!! -- I'M SO EXCITED AGAIN! - Hardly sleeping a wink at night, thinking about the July 4th results! "GO!!" - THE INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) PARTY / VOLUNTEERS / FANS - "GO!!"
	June 20, 2024 04:22:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Listener at the Recreation Ground
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Comments:	Vote, Vote, Vote for Mister Tim Shaw, - Kick PM Tugger down the stairs; - Mister Shaw is the one, to give us all the fun - And we don't need the Tories any more.
	June 17, 2024 20:41:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
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Comments:	On Thursday, 4th of July, 2024. -- Make SHAW your decision is the RIGHT ONE!! -- VOTE FOR TIM SHAW - Our Independent Alliance (Kent) Candidate. -- "GO!!" - TIM - "GO!!" - We're With You All the Way!!
	June 17, 2024 05:17:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
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Comments:	GENERAL ELECTION, FOURTH of JULY, 2024. --- VOTE FOR OUR TIM SHAW!! -- "GO!!" - TIM, Our Independent Alliance (Kent) Candidate - "GO!!" --- WE NEED M25 SLIPROADS AT SEVENOAKS!!!
	June 15, 2024 17:14:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Paddy and Rosie
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Comments:	We were mentioning Alexander (Alex) James, the great Scottish footballing genius. Not the English musician, with Blur.
	June 15, 2024 01:58:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Paddy Murphy and Rosie Durham
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, Borough Green
Comments:	Euro 2024. -- Maybe Scotland should just stick to curling and inventing stuff? And cut back on gorging fried Mars bars too. --What do you think - Dugald (born 1940) and Ian Chirnside? -- And whatever would Alex James have thought? Dearie me!
	June 14, 2024 20:44:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Wellsted
Email:
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Comments:	Jim Francis from Wrotham Village, Wrotham Cricket Club, and F. P. Caine Ltd., said he used to do alright with Greta Gann as well - no one believed him either. -- Like the rest of us, he probably used to see her dress flying up under her chin - and over her shoulders, while she was riding her bicycle. - Ooowh!! black knickers!!!
	May 31, 2024 17:38:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Mark Wellsted
Email:
Where are you from:	East Grinstead
Comments:	I'm pretty old now, and to us less brainy, the River Bourne was rather unknown. - There was the Bustey (stream) in Ightham, and that was it. -- At Bourne Lane, Plaxtol, there was the hamlet of Button's Bourne (the Bourne); including Button's Bourne Farm and Farm House. The vivacious and extremely attractive Greta Gann lived there. But there was no River Bourne (that we knew of) - just a 10 mile long stream. -- Greta played cricket for Wrotham Ladies. Denis Bing lived opposite the Chequers, Crouch, and was a Carpenter & Joiner with F.P.Caine Limited. He boasted that he had made love with Greta - but no one believed him.
	May 29, 2024 20:21:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	dirtydickavis'smagicunderpants
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Comments:	Dear Grand Order of Western Road recipient Stephen R., If you're ever in the area, Montecito is definitely worth a visit - it's a haven for celebrities like yourself and offers breathtaking views of the Pacific Ocean and the Santa Ynez Mountains. PS. Although the pairs of watermelons are not as large as you are used to ogling - 'a change is as good as a rest', as they say. PPS. I happen to like 'em smallish.
	May 28, 2024 04:43:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	Pembury, formerly southwest Basted
Comments:	As a young lad, from the mid-1940's to the mid-50's, there were many dabchicks at the River Bourne between the foot of Plough Hill, Basted and Winfield Lane. -- Nothing humdrum about the dabchick. They were all-action, full of vim and vigour as they dipped and dived underwater. Has that name for them become old-fashioned, and disappeared? Are they now known as "little grebe"? -- Nice memories : the rattle of it's mating song rippling across the water, followed by a loud plop as it dived under water.
	May 28, 2024 00:30:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	John and Marion Wellsted
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Kemsing and Wrotham
Comments:	Is Poor BG Photos Dead? We moved to East Grinstead, West Sussex, and found the web site enjoyable while it lasted.
	May 27, 2024 15:22:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tommy Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, Old Platt Dairy (next to Old Platt Memorial Hall)
Comments:	Hello again Stephen. RE : Your Interest in Pairs of Large Watermelons. Watermelons are fruit - from botanical standpoint; and vegetable - from culinary perspective; and human - from your ogling big boobs, and them staring back at you.
	May 27, 2024 05:29:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Maynard
Email:
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Comments:	Stephen, it's me again! -- The Duchess of Montecito, Santa Barbara, California, is planning to introduce a wide variety of edible items, including jams, marmalades, spreads, butters, sauces, tea and coffee. -- Also, she has plans to include bath and shower gels, fragrance sachets, body lotions, cosmetics, pet shampoo, stationary, books, tableware, linens, and even yoga mats. -- Your Borough Green and environs fans, are eagerly awaiting to see more delightful products from Basted Riviera Orchard Products. We cannot wait!!
	May 26, 2024 19:24:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly two butcher shops in BG.
Comments:	Steve. Of course, your dad was market gardening on land which was bordering the side of Basted House. And he supplied produce to your grandmother's green grocery shop at the foot of Western Road. You have had such a richly varied interest in large watermelons during your life, haven't you? It has been so interesting and fascinating for you, I'm sure. Sometimes I've dreamt I was enjoying certain aspects of your life. Many have said, "Oh, to be like Steve. Some have so much luck."
	May 25, 2024 16:48:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	Formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	Dear Stephen, How much would you charge me for your Basted Riviera Orchard Products Watermelon Jam; jar number 51? If you limit your production to 51, I'm thinking it might get as valuable as a limited-edition art piece. That would be so jam-tastic. I've always liked you Stephen, and considered you to be a very nice person. Have a nice weekend. 'Bye for now.
	May 25, 2024 05:14:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly southwest Basted
Comments:	Hi Stephen. Boehly should go back to America and take his soccer balls with him. Right? So, you and Mick Carson supported Man Utd (including the great Duncan Edwards); Dugald, Sheffield Wednesday (including Albert Quixall); Chummie Gardner, Borough Green Reserves (including his son, Robin); Someone else...My memories going on me!, Chelsea (including Roy Bentley). How's your memory? 'Bye for now! All the breast!
	May 21, 2024 20:33:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	dirtydickavis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Mick Carson at Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Steve R. Sounds like you were quite an operator! And that your 'girlfriends' were playfully suggesting that you maintain your composure and continue with your actions, but at a more leisurely pace. Essentially, they were emphasizing the importance of staying calm while taking things slowly. That's a fun way to put it! And maybe they wanted you to relax more. PS. Perhaps you could let us know how you fared following graduation from Invicta Y.C.?!
	May 21, 2024 03:11:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Hey Steve. Do you remember at Invicta Youth Club during the mid-1950's? I was too young to be there, but the girls said they had to tell you to "Keep Calm and Carry On - but a Lot Slower." What were you doing?
	May 20, 2024 18:06:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
Email:
Where are you from:	Dunk's Green
Comments:	Hi Steve, I understand that you visited Germany during the mid to late 1950's with Barry Slater. And they thought Barry looked German and yourself Jewish. Are you part Jewish or part Israeli?
	May 20, 2024 03:08:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Why
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Where are you from:
Comments:	Jesus is King, thank you Steve.
	May 20, 2024 01:07:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	Steve was formerly my very best friend.
Comments:	Remember listening on the wireless, Steve? -- "Come in Barry." - W. Barrington-Dalby (ringside with Raymond Glendenning) : "Well again, a case of a good big 'un beating a good little 'un." - [And I said you should put on a couple of pounds Steve, didn't I... before I gave you a black eye on Borough Green Primary School playground?] --- Anyway - "GO!!" -- "GYPSY KING" -- "GO!! - WIPE THE FLOOR WITH OLEKSANDR!
	May 18, 2024 01:01:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:	Not far from Terry Day
Comments:	Tut-tut. Please, no more bad language Steve. -- You're 83 this year. -- Keep Calm and Rock On!!
	May 16, 2024 01:02:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Borough Green
Comments:	A woman is breastfeeding on the bus, but struggling to get her baby to suckle.... -- "Eat up now or I'm going to give it to that nice man over there," and points at the slim man sitting across from her. --- 10 mins later - "You have to eat baby, or I will give it to that man!" --- 5 mins later - "Baby come on now , I can't waste this milk so you have to eat or I'm giving it to that man." - At this point the man sitting across from her, Gentleman Steve R. yells : "FFS make up your mind lady, my stop was 3 stops ago!"
	May 14, 2024 04:04:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	How's it going then, Stevie? We were big Man Utd supporters during the late 40's to early 60's, of course. If they are so bad, what does that say for teams below them in the table? The Premier League should be made up of six teams?
	May 13, 2024 17:08:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	"I've been having really painful bowel movements," Stephen R. told Dr. Pinson. "How long?" he asked. "I can't be sure," Stephen replied. "It's not like I measure them."
	May 12, 2024 16:14:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mr. David 'Goofy' Waters
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Mereworth and Wrotham Secondary School (Was a friend of Ivan Butcher and Francis White)
Comments:	I have a nice solid bowel movement at 6 am. Problem is... I wake up at 7.
	May 12, 2024 04:47:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Morrison
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Ightham
Comments:	I wonder if one day, John Carruthers' popular Ightham section comments will be reinstated at the BG Photos web site? I'm glad the photo location showing where Jackie used to work is still there. Did she work for both Billy Arthurs and Mr. Goddard? Does she remember having to shout when saying 'Good morning' to almost deaf Dr. Ronnie Walker? I recollect the garage being rented from him, and his big house with surgery being next door. All the very best to you both! You are a marvelous pair!
	May 11, 2024 17:01:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Nurses Cottage (Nurse Oliver), Fairseat, Stansted R.D., Sub-District of Wrotham
Comments:	He's wanting out - let him go...A hell of a decent human being - free the gentleman...Why this hard balling?...I hear said about Campbell.
	May 10, 2024 01:01:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	"GO!!" -- Try with all thy might Campbell, to escape from that windy Yorkshire web site. -- "GO!!" - All the best, mate!
	May 9, 2024 17:02:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Happy Henry Higgins
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	As Always : "GO!!" -- OUR FAB FIVE, INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT), ALL-STAR LINEUP -- TIM - SCOTT - WENDY - MIKE - SUE -- "GO!!"
	May 8, 2024 19:24:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nick Amies
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Comments:	Hurricane Ian's photo with his up-north, windy website comments. I didn't think he would be that good looking. I wouldn't have thought smoking was good for his health though.
	May 7, 2024 15:41:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nicholas Amies
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Rd, Ightham and near Comp Cross Roads, 7 Mile Lane
Comments:	Hi Rockin' Robin Hodges! I get a funny feeling inside of me, just walking up and down Styants Bottom. I think of your 1940's/50's friendship, with former fellow - Fen Pond Roader, Brian Styance. If I manage to remember, I think of you two where ever I go. Have you seen Brian lately?
	May 6, 2024 15:31:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
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Comments:	We know you won't ease up!! - Continue to "GO!" -- THE INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) TEAM OF ALL-STARS -- "GO!" - WE ARE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY!!
	May 6, 2024 03:08:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Rocket Norton
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Comments:	Was that Bart Marek Plodarczyk of Wrotham Road Dog Excreta Research Station?
	May 5, 2024 20:31:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Absorbine Junior
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Comments:	How time flies. Mind you, my memory's going a bit to. Whatever happened to that 'Boy Wonder' Tory who was a kick-boxer? He used to live in Seal I think, before moving to Borough Green. He had a taxi company at one time. Used to see him around with Sue Murray.
	May 5, 2024 17:05:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rockin' Robin H. (Tweet, tweet, tweedle lee dee)
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Comments:	Running empty, then running full. I wonder if that made him a little grumpy, now and again?
	May 4, 2024 05:09:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin H.
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Comments:	I'm told that while at Wrotham Secondary School the [later] Hurricane Ian used to run home for dinner, then back to school.
	May 3, 2024 19:28:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Rd, Ightham
Comments:	It sounds like early retirement for him at that up-north, windy web site - doesn't it?
	May 3, 2024 16:55:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Rocket Norton
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Comments:	The latest news hasn't come out yet.
	May 2, 2024 15:08:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Absorbine Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Sanitation Officer at Oxen Hoath Academy, West Peckham
Comments:	Some are asking about Blog Author. Any news?
	May 2, 2024 14:38:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Acott
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham
Comments:	Ah jolly old cricket. A joke that Mike can safely tell at a posh TMBC Cabinet meeting, attended with posh Tory gentlemen. Why did the legendary Fred Trueman try to impress glamorous Raquel Welch at the June 5, 1991 wedding? Because he thought she was the perfect "catch"! Remember, even cricket legends can't resist a bit of charm! One of Fred's quips was about Tony Greig the former England captain and commentator. He remarked, "There's only one head bigger than Tony Greig's - and that's Birkenhead."
	May 2, 2024 04:18:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Cecilia
Email:
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Comments:	A Yorkshire farmer arranged for a headstone to be placed on his wife's grave and asked the stonemason to include the inscription, "Lord, she was thine." - But when he went to the grave he found it read : "Lord, she was thin." He tackled the mason and said : "Tha daft beggar. Tha's left the 'e' out. Make sure it's there when I come back next week." The mason promised it would be put right. - The following week the farmer read the stone and found : "Ee Lord, she was thin."
	April 30, 2024 15:13:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Cecilia Sutcliffe
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Stone Street and Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:	I love this website! - My parents came down from Yorkshire! --- Canny Yorkshire Lad. - A teacher from over the border was taking a class of Yorkshire schoolboys in history and he offered a prize of half-a-crown for the best answer to the question : "Who is the greatest man in history?" - Tommy : "Robert the Bruce, sir." Patting him on the head, the teacher handed over the money without demur. - "But what was your reason for the answer you gave?" he asked. Tommy : "Well, ah knoa deep dahn i' me awn 'eart 'at ah should 'ave said 'Freddie Trueman', but business is business."
	April 28, 2024 21:10:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	James McDonald
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Labour-In-Vain Rd, Wrotham
Comments:	Over the years there have been quite a few 'comments' by 'Blog Author', at the 'still active?', Borough Green themed, windy Yorkshire website. From time to time, someone usually removed most of them. I wonder why?
	April 28, 2024 19:31:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
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Comments:	See 'comment' of April 18th, 2024. I'm rather feeling now, that might have been a panic attack effort from brave Steve R. If I am correct, CONGRATULATIONS STEVE!! You are on your way. You will have taken another very important step!
	April 27, 2024 18:02:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
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Comments:	Re : The latter part of Chris Rocket Norton's April 8th comment. That was copied from The Kinks (Ray Davies) wasn't it? Or was it Steve R. and Pat the Crotch? They were reputed to have been a little kinky.
	April 26, 2024 17:07:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
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Comments:	On energy saving mode...Was getting it once a week and twice on Sundays...Used to lay in bed on Sundays, reading the News of the World...Aficionado on large water melons...That Steve R. should write a book...
	April 21, 2024 05:01:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M. & Carol B.
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, Margaret west of Carol, Wrotham
Comments:	Wot, still no comment from Steve R... Says he's not lazy - he's on energy saving mode.
	April 20, 2024 01:43:03 (GMT Time)

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	April 18, 2024 15:09:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mr. P. Russell
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd., Borough Green, Kent
Comments:	Your sentence is written correctly. However, I can provide a more concise version : "Does anyone know why Ian isn't posting anywhere anymore?"
	April 14, 2024 00:35:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Bridge House (foot of Plough Hill), Basted
Comments:	Does anyone know why Hurricane Ian doesn't appear to be posting anywhere, any more?
	April 13, 2024 19:49:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
Email:
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Comments:	I've heard that Steve Deydodatdohdontdey R. is flabbergasted pupils he attended BG Primary School with can write a little now. Maybe it will inspire him to do likewise?!
	April 12, 2024 16:15:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirl
Email:
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Comments:	So lookin' back, that Hurricane Ian sure did some damage didn't it
	April 11, 2024 14:39:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham Village, Wrotham Secondary School and F. P. Caine Ltd.
Comments:	99.75% penalty for Bayern Munich!! Said by Tony 'Spud' Waite, former right winger extraordinaire; [he had a red hot date with Rosemary H*gill once - and said "thank you so much" to Steve R!]; Spud played for Maidstone United "A" in the Maidstone & District League Premier Division, and for Oakwood Hospital in the Kent County League Premier Division. My sister used to remark on Spud having a nice bottom (so did quite a few girls at Borough Green Invicta Youth Club.
	April 10, 2024 19:23:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hi! Chris. Do you still have your BSA Bantam? --- At that up north "CHAT PAGE" - October 28, 2020. "Can you please tell me whether this most excellent web site is still 'active?'. I have just rediscovered it after too long and I greatly enjoyed the time I spent a few years ago now enjoying the chat and the history of the area. Many thanks - hope all is well with you." The reply commenced : "Active to a degree, in that comments are reviewed before approval and a reply made if needed." [charming!]. --- I don't think the website has blown away yet Chris.
	April 9, 2024 16:06:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Rocket Norton
Email:
Where are you from:	also formerly, Horace Heaven's garden shed
Comments:	From the end of April 3 years ago, at a BG-themed, windswept Yorkshire website. --- "If the person who contributed so much to the site would like to give clarity, all those comments can come back in. Till then they remain unpublished." [They came back in didn't they? And John Carruthers' popular comments were removed?]. --- We are so tired, tired of waiting. Tired of waiting for that comment-err. So tired, tired of waiting. Tired of waiting for you. Where are you? Oh please, where are you? [John and/ or Campbell, with their comments?].
	April 8, 2024 23:29:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley Winifred Goldsmith
Email:
Where are you from:	Also, formerly Spencer's Cottages, Station Road, Borough Green
Comments:	Did you know? Interestingly, there is another notable Steve Russell?! He is associated with NHS England. That Steve Russell joined NHS England in February 2022, to lead the NHS COVID-19 vaccination and influenza programmes. While one of these two famous Steves may not be directly related to Borough Green, it's fascinating how names can connect across different contexts! I'm very proud of both Steve Russells!
	April 7, 2024 19:16:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley
Email:
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Comments:	Checkout, check out or check? Anyways, I meant visit there and have a good time. But give Staplehurst a miss. It's too noisy. And I'm getting old and a bit deaf.
	April 6, 2024 16:45:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley
Email:
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Comments:	You should checkout Frittenden some day!
	April 6, 2024 16:11:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley G
Email:
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Comments:	To add some excitement about myself, my addresses have included Auckland, New Zealand; Norfolk, England and Frittenden, Kent. Thank you.
	April 6, 2024 15:48:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley G again
Email:
Where are you from:	I'm quite well known for having had 20 addresses (was born in Great Chart, West Ashford, Kent)
Comments:	So, the people who 'voiced anxiety' were those who knew next to nothing about their families. All clear now? 'Bye for now!
	April 6, 2024 04:22:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Rocket Norton
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, Sott's Hole Tent City, Crouch Lane, Nr. Borough Green
Comments:	Hi Shirl! Long time no see. Hope everything's going well with you. As you know, Bill (Campbell) Higgins and John Carruthers had attended Maidstone Grammar School together. I don't know what was going on at that website, but it seemed something was hindering their friendship. If you get (up north) wind of anything, please let me know!
	April 6, 2024 03:50:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Shirley Goldsmith
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, The Doll's House, The Hurst, Crouch
Comments:	From that up north, Borough Green themed, wild and windy Yorkshire website. --- "Some people voiced anxiety about a poster who seemed to know a lot about their lives but who was unknown to them." --- Some people who knew next to NOTHING about their families more likely. Shouldn't these ignorant people feel a little shame about that?
	April 5, 2024 05:24:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Georgie Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, in the vicinity of Platt Brickyard / Whatcote Cottages, Platt
Comments:	I don't know about you Steve R, but Will's wife Catherine has the type of legs that I feel like licking. I wouldn't have been considered kinky in Western Road, would I? My family would have frowned on that.
	April 5, 2024 02:50:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Georgie Goony Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	Yep Maggie. I thought I was in with a chance, until Keith came along with his tough bodyguard. I stalled that big rough guy, then ran away.
	April 4, 2024 19:00:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, 2 addresses in Boro' Green
Comments:	Hey Maggie, So what would Ginger know for goodness sake? The Todger. --- Will's wife's pins are nothing short of being beauteous legs!...The youngish guys back in 'our day', rated yours as being exceptional too. --- Unfortunately you preferred that townie from Maidstone, Keith Perkins!
	April 4, 2024 18:32:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Maggie Pingree
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd., BG
Comments:	Urrgh! Markle's legs still the worst ever. Seen far better landing gear on a sparrow. And Ginger used to say that his sister-in-law's legs were great.
	April 3, 2024 07:06:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd., BG
Comments:	Dear Mike, Following your appointment as TMBC Cabinet Member for Planning, do you now more often, get called a sexually attractive person?
	April 2, 2024 05:09:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lulu and Larry Lightning
Email:
Where are you from:	Baton Rouge, Louisiana, U.S.
Comments:	We are so interested and intrigued reading this super cool, other side of the pond, website. Could we please have more info about the commenters; about Stephen Steve R. Russell; and of course sexy, intelligent, 'so young looking' Mike Taylor. Here's to extremely hopefully, thanking you in advance. Lulu (Mike is so, oh such a dish!).
	April 1, 2024 20:18:26 (GMT Time)

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	March 26, 2024 21:57:55 (GMT Time)

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Email:	vonaldmoofe{at}gmail.com
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	March 25, 2024 07:36:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Layberry
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Steve R was very good at English Composition while at BG Primary School. It is such a pity that self-sabotage hides this talent, when he declines submitting a comment to this world-class website. --- Why the fear of success Steve? Find the motivation to make the change in your life. I admit this can be very hard. Write yourself a short comment for 8 to 12 minutes. Extend your time with this practice. Self improvement takes time. --- You may not feel your new automatic drive until a few weeks in and that's to be expected. Give yourself some grace. I'm sure you will be delighted with your efforts when looking at them in several weeks time. --- All the very best Steve. We know you can do it, and look forward to your first comment.
	March 22, 2024 04:51:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Road and Four Ways Cross Roads, BG
Comments:	I remember some young ladies mentioning that Steve R performed like an extreme athlete and could go "at it" all night. If he has continued to expend enormous amounts of energy, it would require large amounts of time to recuperate. I can understand it being extremely difficult for him to find the time for writing comments.
	March 21, 2024 19:47:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Doreen and Pauline Bear
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Plaxtol
Comments:	Goodbye Stephen! It was so awfully nice knowing you during that period of the 1950s. Such wonderful memories.
	March 21, 2024 16:07:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly round the corner from John Nutt, E.Malling
Comments:	Some thought Ralph a little mature to be a teddy boy during the 1970s. I remember when he was an apprentice carpenter and joiner with J.A.Davison & Son, West Malling; during the late 50s/early 60s. He was the best looking apprentice there.
	March 19, 2024 18:38:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	Thinks me the same here too, Ralphie boy! Wasn't fair he was always getting the crumpet, either.
	March 19, 2024 18:09:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ralph Gill, 1970s teddy boy
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Hear! Hear! I agree whole heartedly with you Flo!
	March 19, 2024 17:31:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I think you've really finished things this time Stephen! It's got to be goodbye for good. All those warnings to you...we've simply HAD ENOUGH. This is IT.
	March 18, 2024 16:46:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Road, Ightham
Comments:	Dear Grand Order of Western Road recipient, Steve R. No matter how brilliant your past has been, there can always be improvement. So how about a comment from you? It's never too late mate. Thank you.
	March 11, 2024 10:45:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:	Red Bull, Eccles
Comments:	Steve R. WHAT A GAME!!! In comparison, Man Ure really are shit aren't they? Don't cry in your beer me old mate!!
	March 10, 2024 18:02:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly East Malling, via Maddox Cottages, Platt
Comments:	Hi Steve R., How's it going then? Isn't that Sevenoaks and District Football League website boring? Especially if you're from our neck of the woods! Their hit counter at 1,105,172 - can you believe it? So back to something interesting - how's the crumpet situation lately?
	March 9, 2024 20:36:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Hello again, 83 years old this year, Stephen Russell! Keep Your Vitality! A life without water melons is like a river without water. Your exciting longevity is so important! Fond memories - Flo. XOXOX
	March 9, 2024 04:21:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nerryviz
Email:	nellynum{at}gmail.com
Where are you from:	Stirling
Comments:	Hello from Happykiddi.
	March 6, 2024 01:05:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Priscilla Liddell
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	It beats me how a marvelous website like Borough Green News has to struggle to get this number of hits. Please keep up the great work Mike. I can assure you that BGN is enormously appreciated in Crouch, Claygate Cross, Basted, Crowhurst Lane, Button's Bourne, Plaxtol, Dunk's Green and Old Soar. Please don't ever cease to exist! We love you and Dave S., BG News, and Independent Alliance (Kent) so much!! And many others associated with you of course.
	March 3, 2024 04:46:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly East Malling, via Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Hi! Ginger, Remember how Pat the Crotch enjoyed getting bored on weekends?...
	February 28, 2024 23:37:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Betty Howe
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	Peter Acott : "Where do babies come from ?" -- Ginger Jennings : "Usually from when a mum and dad get too old to party, but still get bored on weekends..."
	February 27, 2024 03:25:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Howe
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	What is long and hard on a black gentleman? His prison sentence.
	February 26, 2024 01:01:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Arthur Howe
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	Knock knock. -- Who's there? -- Mikey Waging-Hardon. -- Mike Raging-Hardon who? -- Oh pleathe, come on. How many Mikey Waging-Hardonth do you know?
	February 25, 2024 04:13:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson; Son of Sam, Wrotham Rd schoolteacher.
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to John Nutt and Dirty Dick Avis, Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Hey! Steve R, Are you still all about like shit in a farmyard, as you used to say? Anyway FFS, the first time in a coon's age that England have a set of players capable of winning everything, the FA still stick with Southgate - a guy who's won FA, and is about as charismatic as a fart in a space suit. Just how exasperated are we expected to become?
	February 19, 2024 00:41:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Your many fans
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	See January 3rd. That refers to your unparalleled greatness of course Mike. Happy Easter!
	January 7, 2024 05:12:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Dear Mike, I would like to add. I continue to hear extreme praise, for your long list of highly impressive achievements. Where would we be without you? Yet again, thank you so very much!
	January 7, 2024 01:31:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Your BG and environs, and further afield, fans
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Belated happy New Years greetings Mike and Jackie!! You have unparalled greatness Mike - this is heard so much. We have no doubt you will keep up the exceptional work. Many, many thanks!!
	January 3, 2024 18:07:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	One time back in The Brickmakers Arms, I asked Wendy Francis if she liked cocktails. She replied : "I don't know - tell me one!"
	January 3, 2024 05:17:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Johnnie again
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next door to Dirty Dick Avis @ Tollgate Estate,BG
Comments:	Alice Russell here : Hey Al Fuller! Big Boy. If you need another hand or 2 - just see Alice. But you know that, don't you?
	January 1, 2024 16:23:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly East Malling via Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Al Fuller goes in to see the doctor and says, 'Doc, I think I have ED.' The doctor says, 'Well Alan, let's take a look shall we?' Al drops his trousers and the doctor says, 'Yep, you've got ED alright.' Al says, 'What can I do about it then Doc?' The doctor replies, 'Start with these pills Alan.' Al says, 'Do you think they will work work Doc?' The doctor replies, 'I don't really know Alan, but they will give you something to do with your hands.'
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	December 28, 2023 12:34:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:	Vigo Village
Comments:	Of course, the great trio of Dave Webb, Bill Green and Campbell Higgins played together for a while with Borough Green FC and Crockenhill FC. They didn't crack jokes quite like those of Peter Acott. Arthur Howe said that Peter was known to hang around Wrotham Primary School, listening to jokes.
	December 15, 2023 20:43:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Acott
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	I know some good jokes too. (i) Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!; (ii) What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill; (iii) Why did the snowman take so long looking at the carrot? He was picking his nose. -- David Gasson, formerly from Tollgate Estate, used to think my jokes were really super. --- PS. I'm proud to say that I used to play football with Famous Steve Russell, for St. Mary's Platt FC. I was tall and played in goal, and also as a full back. Pat Webb lived at Maddox Cottages, Platt. I think she thought I was handsome. PPS. Pat's cousin Dave ( also, formerly Maidstone United FC and Crockenhill FC), Uncle Steve, dad Bill Senior, and brothers Bill Junior and Robin were all outstanding, former St. Mary's Platt FC players.
	December 15, 2023 19:07:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Webb
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Spring Cottage, Basted
Comments:	No Big Thing. When the penis-enlargement pills you bought fail to enlarge your naughty part, don't file a lawsuit. Yes, I'm talking to you Smiler Merritt, formerly of Claygate Cross. You see, Smiler Merritt, lawsuits are in the public record and now everyone in Crouch, Claygate Cross and Basted knows you, Smiler Merritt, have a shameful secret. However, all the best! We are pulling for you.
	December 11, 2023 04:39:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite / alias Heir Kutt
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I had a strange dream last night and in that dream, a young, fully semi half-cut Steve R walked into Sweeney Furminger's Western Road barbershop. Sweeney asked him, "What will it be today?" (Sweeney normally didn't ask). Always ahead of his time Steve said, "I want waves on top, faded on one side, plugged on the other side, and just make it all weird and messed up." Puzzled, Sweeney asked, "Now why in the world would you want your hair cut like that"? To which Steve replied, "That's how you cut it last time." Yep, that was a sure different Sweeney.
	December 6, 2023 04:56:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ruth Mitchell
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Plaxtol
Comments:	Dearest Stephen R, Do you think Man Ure would do better if Ten Hag ceased wearing that grey cap? You would look sexy in anything. He should give it to you. Ruth XOX
	December 5, 2023 17:20:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Road, BG
Comments:	Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ivanna Seymour. Ivanna Seymour who? Ivanna Seymour times Steve R's arse, than Barry Pilkington Slater's.
	December 3, 2023 02:10:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tom Day
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Stone Street and Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:	...Then there's the psychiatrist. Why is it that with the psychiatrist every hour is only fifty minutes? So what do they do with that ten minutes that they have left? Do they just sit there going, "Man, that Incorporated Borough Green and Environs Institute of Certified Commenters guy was crazy. I couldn't believe the things he was saying. What a nut. Who's coming in next? Oh no, another Borough Green Certified Commenter head case." --- [Still, it takes all sorts to make a world. They have their good points. I like 'em - a lot. Tom.]
	December 2, 2023 01:28:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack B. Wadsworth
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	[Continued] ...somewhat that some of us (the extremists), are considered a little strange and to have weird thoughts. We/us are working on that and sincerely wish to be liked. We hope you keep well, and have a happy December. Keep taking the tabloids. All the best! 'Bye for now.
	November 30, 2023 07:10:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack B. Wadsworth
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Button's Bourne, Plaxtol
Comments:	Hi Whisky Nose! How you doin'? Who started calling you that? You've got a super nose - just a little bit red, that's all. And you sniff a bit. Vestan Pance informed me that processed meats like bacon and sausages is detrimental to health and can increase the risk of colectoral cancer, Type 2 diabetes, and cardiovascular disease. And that bacon is high in salt and fat which can drive up blood pressure and elevate cholestoral levels, leading to heart problems. And that sausages contain high levels of salt and fat, which can cause chronic problems when consumed regularly. And both sausages and bacon have been linked to high blood pressure, heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, bowel disease and stomach cancer. Since turning 80 I have had cancer and heart disease. I've cut back on sausages and bacon - they taste good though. I have been taking resveratrol life extension tablets. Some people taking them say they will live to 118. PS. I must confess it hurt our feelings somew
	November 30, 2023 06:22:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Allen
Email:
Where are you from:	Snodland, via Borough Green
Comments:	From June 11, 2020. "Up and running again. Freeservers have lost all entries back to 2005." - I'm not really up to understanding this sort of thing Mike, and losing it a little. Sorta deja vu all over again now? --- PS. From July 24, 2016. "Offending adverts now removed, I must admit it is many years since I had a spam infection like that - let's hope the perp gets the message." --- We really feel for you Mike. Thanks to yourself and Dave's efforts in reinstating things over the years. -- Keep up the good work - you are still the greatest by far. Take care!
	November 28, 2023 18:45:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Whisky Nose
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	It's quite well known in Plaxtol, that many would like to be similar to younger Mike. We haven't seen Dave S. around the Spoute lately.
	November 27, 2023 17:39:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Whisky Nose
Email:
Where are you from:	Plaxtol
Comments:	My family is thinking of giving up eating haddock, and buying from what was the old Slater's Family Butchers, in Western Road. It sounds impressive there, but I'm told if you eat too much of my favourites (sausages and bacon), you won't live very long. Is that right? I would like to become as old, slim and fit looking as Mr. Steve R.
	November 27, 2023 05:05:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Vestan Pance and Whisky Nose
Email:
Where are you from:	Plaxtol
Comments:	Dear Mister X, We have enjoyed your comment/s mate, and are wondering why more hits didn't appear. Thank you.
	November 26, 2023 22:01:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Apparently, a little confusion. Again : Men aged 18 to 24 - 1st/ Babysitter; Men aged 25 to 64 - 1st/ Babysitter; Men aged 65 plus - 1st / Babysitter.
	November 25, 2023 02:34:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	See Barry Pilkington Slater's comment of November 8th, 2023. --- Responses of millions of anonymous internet users; using search data/big data/new data as it's guide. From the traces of information that people leave on Google, social media, dating, and pornography sites, etc. -- Most popular occupation of women in porn searches by men; broken down by age, of men. 1. 18 t0 24 - Babysitter; 1. 25 t0 64 - Babysitter; 1. 65 plus - Babysitter.
	November 25, 2023 02:18:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly BG
Comments:	Could be a tough pill to swallow for some. -- MEN'S VIAGRA - STOLEN -- POLICE IN SEARCH OF HARDENED CRIMINALS -- Eye witness claims, "This is the type of crime that keeps you up at night." -- Locals demand a firm response. --- BELATED 78th BIRTHDAY GREETINGS MIKE!! - FROM YOUR MANY FANS --- "GO!!" - INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) PARTY - "GO!!"
	November 25, 2023 01:41:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Borough Green
Comments:	Yeh! Steve R used to lay in bed on Sundays, reading the "News of the World."
	November 22, 2023 17:14:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Saint Mary's Platt
Comments:	Hi! Harry H. Steve R used to BS too. Said he got it once a week and twice on Sundays. I think that may have been something else that he did.
	November 22, 2023 16:52:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Harry H again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yep, a lot different in those days Steve. Well, for me anyway! I did manage to get a kiss and a cuddlle once or twice in Western Road. But that was it...if I'm truthful. I realise now, that not many believed me when I bs'd otherwise.
	November 21, 2023 18:22:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Harry Haddockson
Email:
Where are you from:	Staithes, Yorkshire
Comments:	F*** Off AIR MILES. Don't destroy the environment in beautiful, up-north, wild 'n windy Yorkshire. PS. I was formerly from the hamlet of Ivy Hatch (near Steve R's aunt). PPS. Steve - how's the situation in Western Road for crumpet, mate? Still too much for one and not enough for two? You devil you!!
	November 21, 2023 17:57:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	BG Photos Sales Manageress
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Well, what's that got to do with the price of haddock??
	November 17, 2023 16:52:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bobby 'Fishy' Fisher
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Summer 1950. -- Police Sergeant T. Pettitt : "Yeah, Well, Bobby Fisher, loaves I don't care about. But miracle or not, I'm writing you up because you're way over the limit on fish." --- Sergeant Pettitt was the father of Roger and Geoffrey. They lived at Sunnyside, Borough Green.
	November 15, 2023 20:57:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	The Original, Captain Bobby 'Fishy' Fisher
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Boro' Green
Comments:	Yorkshire Fisheries : When up North eat Haddock. Throughout the country, haddock accounts for 25% of all fish and chips meals - in spite of our Continental friends trying to steal our fish them from us. PS. I used to eat lots of fish and chips (which I had swimming in salt and vinegar), and had purchased from Swinbourne's shop at Four Ways Cross Roads, BG.
	November 14, 2023 17:04:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	BG Photos Sales Manager
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	What's that got to do with the price of haddock?
	November 13, 2023 20:05:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Friedrich Fudpucker Junior
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I'd like to have a family someday. Although it's hard to imagine being the head of the household, when my life at this point consists mostly of wandering around in my little flat, kicking underwear up in the air and trying to catch it.
	November 10, 2023 19:53:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pax Bower
Email:
Where are you from:	Borough Green
Comments:	I heard my friend had just had a baby. I expected them to say, "You've got to see the baby. When are you coming over to see the baby? See the baby. See the baby." But no. They wanted me to come over to see their grandfather. "You gotta see him. He's sooo cute. A hundred and sixty-eight pounds, four ounces. I love them when they're this age. He's a thousand months. You know the mid-eighties is such a good time for grandpeople. You've got to see him. He went to the bathroom by himself today." I cautiousy said, "You've just had a baby haven't you?" They straight away replied, "You know, we're not that happy with him frankly. I think we really made a big mistake. We should've got an aquarium. You want him? We've really had enough."
	November 9, 2023 06:33:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly 2 butcher shops - in Western Rd and at Four Ways Cross Rds
Comments:	Advice for my 'youngish' (compared to me) neighbour. Enough with the ED pill ads. These pills were intended to be marketed toward necessity, not as Love Potion No. 9. -- If you have occasional trouble getting it up for the wife, try the natural method : Close your eyes and pretend she's the baby sitter.
	November 8, 2023 04:39:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	Steve R used to know
Comments:	Strewth! Yet again, please don't type "lol" unless you really "laugh out loud" --- "How are you?" - "lol" -- "The Pope died." - "lol" -- "I slowly peel back the waistband of my cottony-white briefs, unleashing my fully erect 2 and a half-inch pole." - "lol"
	November 7, 2023 19:11:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Re : "...proper way to show a dog she's adored..." -- Is that a certain ex-US, vulgar language/slang/unconventional English, type of 'dog'? Thank you.
	November 6, 2023 20:55:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	No more dog shows. Prodding and grooming and training an innocent animal to fit some arbitrary human definition of perfection is abuse, plain and simple. There's only one proper way to show a dog she's adored - ask her to marry you. -- So in which Royal Family did that occur?
	November 5, 2023 16:55:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Johnnie again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yep. Just creamy white skin and nipples underneath. Heavenly.
	November 4, 2023 14:03:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I understand there may well be a "beating your frost-bitten meat" event at the next Kent Invicta Games. And that Ginger with the see-through hair is fairly confident of being a medallist. As there is no women's event for this, Pat the Crotch is considering entering some sort of see-through blouse event. I used to like those see-through blouses. yum-yum!
	November 4, 2023 13:28:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lucille Mackie
Email:
Where are you from:	Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Regarding "heading south" (going downhill; moving toward the bottom of the hill). Apparently "going south" has become a familiar one to the majority of English speakers around the world; perhaps oddly, "going north" is not used to indicate an improvement of circumstances. PS. I'm told I should add "downhill" (into a steadily worsening situation).
	November 3, 2023 22:01:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Ryarsh - then Hill View, BG
Comments:	I'm really concerned. Whatever has happened at that once-vibrant, up north, BG themed, windy Yorkshire website? Since the removal of John Carruthers' popular comments, it seems to be heading south. I hope it doesn't collide with some of those poorly-piloted rubber dinghys, in the English Channel.
	November 3, 2023 16:07:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	Moved from Tollgate Estate, BG to East Malling
Comments:	Att : Richard Lee Amies. See Daz Fisher's Platt United FC website Photo Gallery. Pointing to a 1964 photo, Pat the Crotch said that you are the most handsome man, amongst those appearing in more than 100 photos there. What a fantastic compliment! She said, don't bother to thank her - just buy her something. She is so nice.
	November 1, 2023 19:52:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Richard Lee Amies
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Ightham
Comments:	OR Button Factory Roger Lurrbuck and Stone Street's Terry Hodder. Ha! haa! He! hee! Don't we STILL have lot's of fun.
	November 1, 2023 16:27:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Hudson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Crouch
Comments:	Hi Tony Cheeseman! I remember you biking along The Hurst/Long Mill Lane/Crouch Lane to attend school at Wrotham Road. -- Page "seemed a bit different" you say. But what sort of guy would fancy him? Probably ONLY Mick Glaysher!!
	October 31, 2023 16:29:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Cheeseman
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Hadlow
Comments:	Chris Page was pretty tough - and a bit of a bully. At Wrotham Secondary School he knocked me out in a boxing match, and on the school playgound. -- He sure admired your hair 'Curly'! He seemed a bit different, if you get my drift. -- I've kept very fit since leaving school all those years ago - at times I've imagined him (Page) being the punch bag. And have often dreamt about pounding him as he left the Beech Inn late at night. -- I sure wouldn't mind having a go at him right now! By the way, do you remember Richard Butter calling you Oddle? I always called you Tony. All the best Tony!
	October 29, 2023 22:21:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Mereworth
Comments:	Wotcher! Tony Odell, long time no see. How are yer? -- Do you still play in goal? I'm told you are related to Sam Odell, who was playing for Peters Village FC at Mote Park this morning. And Damien Odell, who is also a member of their team. I remember that you lived in Maidstone before moving to Chapel Street, BG. -- Is your hair still nice and black and curly? All the best! Chris.
	October 29, 2023 16:35:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis (Clive's sister)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Hey Goony! Do they still have wife swapping in Vigo Village?
	October 28, 2023 22:45:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	All this making love in Borough Green and environs. Isn't it about time in our evolution that we officially called it getting our rocks off? I think they do in Vigo Village. They are very progressive there.
	October 28, 2023 18:04:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mr. David 'Goofy' Waters
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Mereworth
Comments:	Attention: Mr. Francis White, Platt Brexiteer. How are you doing Frank? I haven't seen you since the time that we spoke on the train - a few brief years following our graduations from Wrotham County Secondary Modern School. However, I've seen you mentioned a few times on this most interesting website. -- As for me, well to update you, I've felt as if my body has gotten completely out of shape - so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I finally got my (very modern for me!) clothing for that sort of activity on, the class was over! -- Please extend my regards to your beautiful wife Margaret, your sister Mary and brother Christopher. --- PS. Here's a joke for you Frank. Patient : "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog." Doctor : "Lie on the couch. I'll see what I can do." Patient : "I'm not allowed on the couch."
	October 27, 2023 15:52:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ralph Gill
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Steve R : Hi! Wendy, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
	October 24, 2023 23:55:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Rubber-Undies Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Of course, famous Steve R worked at the local quarry as an accomplished highly-skilled fitter. I heard he once worked at Victoria's Secret as a diesal fitter. When a lady walked in the store he would hold up luxurious, sexy underwear and exclaim "diesal fitter>"
	October 23, 2023 01:00:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Rubber-Undies Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	Also formerly Western Road, BG
Comments:	Steve R was buying Margaret M some underwear for her birthday. He asked the shop assistant, "Are these knickers satin?" "No," she said. "They're brand new." PS. However, they did become slightly second hand. Steve couldn't resist trying then on before her birthday.
	October 22, 2023 23:07:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard (ex-famous local flasher)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard (mostly performed there)
Comments:	Knock, knock! Tom Marmont : Who's there? Anita! Anita who? Anita take a shit!
	October 21, 2023 17:38:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ivan Butcher (David 'Goofy' Waters former friend).
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Mereworth and Wrotham Secondary School.
Comments:	Knock, knock! -- The one and only Pauline Cunningham : Who's there? -- Ivan. -- Ivan who? -- Ivan to do something naughty but nice, with you.
	October 17, 2023 03:46:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nick Amies
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Apparently I hadn't been forgotten all those years ago. Some wondered where I moved to from Ightham. It was to Seven Mile Lane - close to Comp crossroads and the Scott family (Colin, Chris, Edna and their mum Kath). Kath worked at the Royal Oak. I wasn't that great at handling myself - had been bullied now and again in the past. Luckily the Scotts were there to protect me.
	October 9, 2023 01:29:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nick Amies
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next to St Peter's Church, Ightham
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? Nicholas! Nicholas who? Knickerless girls shouldn't climb trees when Steve R's around with his binoculars.
	October 7, 2023 00:22:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lucille Mackie
Email:
Where are you from:	Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Good trousers/Good wearer : Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis invented blue jeans, a favourite wardrobe item of Chairman Mike, in 1873. Made of denim and sporting riveted pockets, the first blue jeans were durable trousers for labourers to wear when working. It is great to see tall Supermike wearing them.
	October 6, 2023 02:15:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"You miss on 100% of the shots you don't take." --- Remember him? - Said by former Borough Green FC ace goalscorer, The Great Ron Bennett. PS. Ron was fom Wrotham, as were most of the team. He married Joan Bennett from Crow Hill. Joan's sister married the racing cyclist, The Great Rodney Overton, who rode for San Fairy Ann CC, Maidstone.
	October 3, 2023 21:54:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Harlow
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Hill View, BG
Comments:	So it seems like Dugald and Steve got into pigging-out on deep-fried Mars bars - before they became the world famous, unofficial national dish of Scotland. I feel so proud about that.
	October 3, 2023 03:34:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson (son of teacher Sam/Wrotham Rd Schl)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, close to John Nutt and Dick Avis
Comments:	A while back. --- Steve Russell : "Dugald Jock Chirnside! You're back! - How was Edinburgh?" --- Dugald : "Just fantastic, Steve! - I wandered into a place near Leith, and it changed my life! - They deep-fry their Mars bars." --- Steve :"Why didn't we think of that?"
	October 2, 2023 02:27:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jumbled up Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Dear Steve R, I had a dream last night. And in that dream I got to thinking... When were you your most happiest? Maybe age 8 when you had few cares? Maybe your teenage years because of all the activity and your discovery of [more than your share] sex? Wrong...leaping ahead, my thinking cleared somewhat - and although still sleeping, well vastly! The age that comes up most often, as the happiest time of one's life, is eighty-two! This year for you - eh mate? --- I suddenly awoke, and Eureka! If you go about it the right way Steve, I think you might raise that eighty-two by 10 or 20 years. Science says, of course it can be done easily - most definitely. And I'm with science. 112 will be the new 82, with the current leaps and bounds in life extension. And you could be heading towards 118. I wonder when you will start playing walking football?
	September 30, 2023 06:01:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next door to Dirty Dick Avis, at Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Re : The same manufacturer's current velcro gloves, once worn by Sheep-Shagger Bailey. I'm very much looking forward to see a few comments about this, at this marvelous website. I would especially appreciate your opinions on how they hold their grip, and the colours available. I would sure like, bright red and/or light blue. And maybe British racing green. Thank you so much, indeed!
	September 29, 2023 18:31:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	DirtyDickAvis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Way back, 'At that time of the month' - what Al Fuller used to say...see Aug 30th. --- What Al Fuller didn't say : An aunt Sally refers to anyone in the unhappy position of being the target for ridicule, or the person towards whom others can express their annoyance or anger. --- The phrase is often used today to apply to anyone (of either sex) who is having to take all the knocks and is thus being treated unfairly. --- PS. It was George Goony Maynard, who wanted me to explain this to him.
	September 26, 2023 04:38:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, then East Malling
Comments:	Hey! Freddie Bailey Sept 22. Are you related to Sheep-Shagger Bailey, who was mentioned in John Hudson's June 14 comment? I was also wondering about the manufacturer of his velcro gloves. It's my birthday soon, and Pat the Crotch was asking me about the gift that I would like to receive. Thank you.
	September 25, 2023 21:57:31 (GMT Time)

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	September 23, 2023 11:41:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Freddie Bailey
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next to the Star & Garter pub, Claygate Cross
Comments:	A few times I remember Smiler looking a bit suspicious of getting up to something, in the cornfield at the back of his home, in Claygate Cross. I used to think, the lucky blighter has scored again.
	September 22, 2023 18:30:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Albert Smiler Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross
Comments:	Hey! Granny Gardner, your comment of Sept 2nd. If Steve R is still a single man, he shouldn't be using Cialis. Because there's no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to. Can anyone beat that for being corny?
	September 22, 2023 17:36:30 (GMT Time)

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	September 22, 2023 15:40:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : My preference. Well, the smallest that mature water melons could possibly be, I suppose. I wasn't a recognised expert like Steve.
	September 17, 2023 18:47:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Steve R, Retired? - the often spoken about, most famous resident of Western Road and accomplished highly-skilled fitter at the local quarry. I was very insecure and jealous, especially when CB dumped me after that date you had so kindly set up for me. And when you ceased your romance with MM and started going real seriously with CB. And when you then took CB on holiday to Spain, and continued ogling big water melons there, I was even more insecure and jealous. Although I preferred far smaller water melons.
	September 17, 2023 17:56:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Has anybody here, seen my old friend Steve R? Can you tell me if he's lost his voice? I've been a pining for him, for so long now. I'm oh so lonely, while drinking my cupsa tea. PS. Steve...Surely you remember me? For so long, I was too old for girls and too young for women. Everyone thought that. -- You got me a date with CB once. She dumped me and said she wanted to be friends. -- At one time, early on, I thought I was never going to get a girlfriend over the age of 14 or 15. -- And of course, I wasn't a funny conversationalist or good looking, like you.
	September 14, 2023 17:49:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Stephen R. -- "... and the days have dwindled down, to a special few, mid-September..." -- from Flo XOX
	September 13, 2023 13:39:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Douglas
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly opposite the Naps, Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Maybe you live and learn Steve. Did you know that Flo's dad, Les, played for a while with Deal Town and Chatham Town in the old Kent Football League? The League's most prominent years were 1946 to 1959 of course. Former Borough Green FC outside left, Andy Anderson, also played for Chatham Town.
	September 12, 2023 20:38:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Sadler
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Walnut Tree pub, Yalding
Comments:	Hi! Steve R, the former dynamic/skilful centre forward and left half. Re : Highly competitive SCEFL, First Division leading goalscorers. 1st : Matt Day of Larkfield & New Hythe FC, 7 games - 10 goals. In a way, he reminds me of you. Although Flo Dunster, formerly of Crouch, reckons you were far better looking!
	September 12, 2023 15:44:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Lampard
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	But...I do remember a few who were pretty well shit-faced at times!! PS. I attended Wrotham Secondary School. And my dad worked with Bill Bennett and Reg Lamb for years at Lillico's Mill, Platt.
	September 7, 2023 17:17:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Michael Lampard
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	That skiffle group was from West Kingsdown.
	September 7, 2023 02:22:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Michael Lampard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Hodsoll Street
Comments:	Does anyone remember the popular skiffle group that used to perform at Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club, circa 1957? Their lead singer was the boyfriend of Pauline Cunningham from Tollgate Estate. I think it was David Gasson who later told me it was that lead singer, who later formed Steevie and the Shit-faced Shakers. That was just a name - nothing to do with 'shit-faced.' Drunk, often to the point of vomiting : US and Can. : usage became common in the early 1970s.' Also, later C.20, UK.
	September 7, 2023 02:13:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Arthur Howe
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	Back in the late fifties, in The Bull, I overheard two young Wrotham Ladies CC players discuss their alcohol limit. One was extremely attractive Greta Gann, from Button's Bourne. The other said she had a strict two drink limit, because after one drink she started to feel it and after two anybody could feel it. PS. Greta used to ride down hills on her bicycle with her dress flying high, exposing her knickers for all to see.
	September 4, 2023 04:07:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Lands
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Plough Terrace, Basted
Comments:	I got so loaded in The Plough last night and woke up next to some fat old lady that was snoring. So I suppose I finally made it home okay...
	September 3, 2023 15:41:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Granny Gardner (Sid's mum)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross, Crouch
Comments:	They say that laughter is the best medicine. -- My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn. My home isn't dirty. My garden looks luvverly and so does my lawn. I think I might never put my specs back on. --- Perc Brown from Shipbourne via Borough Green, used to say that Crouch was named after little old ladies crouching down behind a hedge to relieve themselves, while hop picking at Mr. Little's Winfield Farm in Crouch. --- John 'Rock' Hudson used to live next to the hopper huts in Winfield Lane. He married Carol Bish, Steve R's former girlfriend. -- I don't know if Steve R got married, or not. It would be exceedingly interesting to find out.
	September 2, 2023 02:20:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	DirtyDickAvis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	At that time of the month, Al Fuller used to say that his misses' Aunt Sally from Redhill, was visiting their home.
	August 30, 2023 16:52:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	DirtyDickAvis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Few years back now - then some! John Nutt : "My girlfriend says she is having the absolutely worst period ever." Al Fuller : "Are you sure she's not ovary-acting?"
	August 30, 2023 16:38:26 (GMT Time)

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	August 23, 2023 12:43:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Hi! Mike, Us, your fans think your humour is by far the wittiest, funniest, most hilarious and intelligent in all of Borough Green and environs, and go back to read gems you have written. You bring so much joy to us. Thank you.
	August 23, 2023 03:42:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Layberry
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Please ignore that finishing 'at the quarry' mistake. Yep, Oldies Rule Mike! We enjoy your fantastic comments immensely. You are multi-talented great. Thank you!
	August 22, 2023 15:36:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Layberry
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Looking back now... Oh well, I don't know really... but when some young ladies mentioned Stephen R being a highly-skilled fitter, it seemed like they might not be referring to his work at the quarry. Later, speaking to my brother Ross about this, he said "nudge, nudge," which left me none the wiser. at the quarry
	August 22, 2023 15:19:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Borough Green & Proud
Comments:	Hi all, sorry to leave you alone for so long- busy like Knut trying to hold back the tide. I discovered Freeservers had deleted most of the site, but have managed to rebuild much from Web Archives that Dave S put me on to. Stay safe, I will need you all again in 3 years time. Oldies Rule OK !!!
	August 21, 2023 07:17:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Rd, Ightham
Comments:	I've heard recent talk about who, way back, might have been stealing Mrs. Harris's unmentionables from her washing line in Western Rd. Names I've heard mentioned have included Barry Pilkington Slater, Stephen R, and rather strangely, myself. There are one or two others who I very strongly suspect, carried out these dastardly crimes. But I shall remain silent about them for the moment.
	August 20, 2023 16:10:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	To ever-famous Steve R. With Kane no longer at Spurs, City have the best two strikers in the Premier League. Simply unstoppabe. Is Rashford still with United? All this free publicity - at least leave a line or two here sometime mate! PS. With all the Elvis knees bend and Chuck Berry duck walk strenuous exertion, how much Tylenol 3 are you going through nowadays?
	August 19, 2023 20:44:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	DirtyDickAvis'smagicunderpants
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next door to John Nutt at Tollgate Estate
Comments:	My friend was super mad because he caught me sniffing his mum's knickers. Probably because she was still wearing them when I did.
	August 16, 2023 00:27:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bartosz Gruntfuttock
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Road Dog Excreta Research Centre
Comments:	I went to Potters Mede today to play frisbee with my dog. It was shit, I need a flatter dog.
	August 4, 2023 20:30:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	East Malling via Maddox Cottages (opposite Platt Church)
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? King Charles the Second. King Charles the Second who? King Charles, the Second the Queen leaves, we'll bring in the strippers!
	August 4, 2023 02:41:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham, Wrotham Sec'y School, and F.P.Caine Ltd.
Comments:	Knock, knock. John Nutt : Who's there? Al Fuller : Justin. John : Justin who? Al : You're just in time to wipe my bottom.
	August 3, 2023 21:06:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	near Pat the Crotch, East Malling
Comments:	Nurse Ratched : "We need a stool sample and a urine sample." Al Fuller : "What did she say?" Wife to Al : "They want your underpants hubby."
	August 2, 2023 03:52:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jane Rich (John's sister)
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	See last comment. I'm told by Frankie Paughan that the phrase also suits use in explaining being engrossed in a task. For example, Steve's boss at the quarry could have asked for a progress update on a very highly-skilled fitting task, and Steve could have said he was 'three sheets in the wind.' I apologise Steve. I owe you a kiss! X
	August 1, 2023 17:12:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jane Rich
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	'Where was the wind coming from?' --- Reading Gerry Woolway's July 15 comment, I'm very impressed how you turned your life around Steve. No mention whatsoever about you being 'three sheets in the wind.' --- Well done!
	July 29, 2023 04:24:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yep, so not that many of those millions/trillions of people from around the world with mental health problems... Their brains tell them, wow! we should even increase our acting skills. We're getting away with things that those without mental health problems cannot. We're making a meal of this. The meal will become our career. We will continue our career well into retirement. --- So well, after all said and done - we've got to keep cheerful about things, haven't we? Or life isn't so worth living - right?
	July 26, 2023 16:59:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lucille Mackie
Email:
Where are you from:	Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	I wonder if Matt Boughton reads Borough Green News? I hope he does. He seems such a nice young man, and has an engaging smile and grin. I enjoy seeing photos of him with Supermike so much. I fully trust Mike and am sure he will not lead Matt astray.
	July 26, 2023 06:03:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Well Mike, in 11 years time you will become the greatest Borough Green Parish Council Chairman, during the last 100 years! Your many fans already consider you a notable Borough Green person - joining those such as former Crow Hillian, Richard 'Dick' Dixon, the chemist born Christmas Day 1930. The continuous help you give so many is sheer extraordariness. You are the creme de la creme. Thanks again and again, so very much!
	July 19, 2023 16:03:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike, you make such great thought-out decisions. And I'm sure you are rarely wrong - if at all! You started seeing Jackie - what did your Ightham landlady think about that?!! And you have a solid working agreement with Matt Boughton, who people quickly take a liking to. Well done indeed Mike. You continue to impress so many of us.
	July 19, 2023 04:13:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hi! Mike, Hope things are still going well for yourself and Jackie. You seem to be getting ageless, compared to the commenters who I think I might? have seen. Now you're a member of the TMBC Cabinet, holding the portfolio for Planning - Congratulations!! - are you getting an office anything like Steve R's was? (I didn't actually have the privilege of stepping into Steve's office). 'Page Not Found - 404 Error Pages' seem to be accumulating, and unable to locate a few other pages. I think some of that is due to my ageing though. "GO!!" -- INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) -- "GO!!" All the best!!
	July 16, 2023 17:28:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis (Clive's sister)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream all night if you're lucky.
	July 16, 2023 02:55:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gerald Woolway
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	There was an entire industry of bad gifts. But nothing compared with the paperweight. There was no better way to express to Steve R, "We refused to put any thought into this at all." And where was Steve's fitter's office, that he was having his papers blowing right off his desk anyway? Was his office screwed on the back of an ARC lorry belting down Quarry Hill or something? Come to that, was that pretty young blonde really typing anything for him? And what did he need a paperweight for? Where was the wind coming from?
	July 15, 2023 00:44:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson (Son of Sam)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Hi! Steve R again. Re : My comment of July 8th, mentioning legendary keeper Tommy Marmite. At aged 16, he was playing for St. Mary's Platt Reserves FC, in Division 3 of the Sevenoaks and District League. During that campaign, they were unbeaten in league play - conceding 20 goals in 20 games [For 85 Against 20]. Apparently on Sunday mornings, he polishes those many medals that he has accumalated during his illustrious football career. And browses a vast number of newspaper reports, covering games in which he has featured so admirably. We salute you Thomas!
	July 14, 2023 05:56:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	David May (Audrey's brother)
Email:
Where are you from:	another, formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? Tara. Tara who? Tara McClosoff.
	July 13, 2023 16:49:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	I've a feeling Steve does know, but he's shy about it
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? Juicy. Juicy who? Steve R : Juicy that lady's big water melons?
	July 11, 2023 03:06:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Who am I Steve? I care to see my name. I'm a fading morning glory, as this seems in vain. Am I without substance? My vanity continues as I need to see, a word or two from you. So pull yer finger out, mate!
	July 10, 2023 20:03:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	I'm sure Steve R knows...
Comments:	Dear Steve R, This is killing me man! You MUST know who I am. But again, PLEASE don't blow my cover. I think I can partly understand now why a criminal will return to the scene of his crime. Although Barry Slater says it's 50/50 most of the time. So, if I can help it, I'm going to try not to worry quite so much. It's really tough though Steve. PS. What is it REALLY like to be the most famous person from Western Road - as well as being an accomplished, highly-skilled fitter? SO MANY would like to know this. PPS. Are you still doing the Elvis knees bend, and the Chuck Berry duck walk - you were the greatest at them. Here's thanking you so much in advance. All the best to you.
	July 9, 2023 16:53:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick 'Kit' Carson, Son of Sam
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Hey! Steve R, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. We've spent years playing with honesty an' integrity, as well you know. Now we dive an' roll around with the best of 'em, an' hey-ho, we win a tournament! Just watch James Trafford in the upcoming season. Though I know you will mate! Does he remind you of Tommy Marmite, the St. Mary's Platt FC legendary 'keeper?!
	July 8, 2023 20:10:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly two BG butcher shops
Comments:	Re : Jim Wicks' comment. It seems that Steve R meant to say 'Disguise your boyfriend?' But his tiddly-modified talk came out as 'Disguise is your boyfriend?' And Jim kept Steve's exact words? Interesting indeed. As I remember Steve, he was probably more than just tiddly. PS. He was my first friend when I arrived in BG from Manchester. We were about 13 years of age.
	July 8, 2023 01:36:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:	Round the corner from John Nutt
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? Mike. Mike who? Mike Litoris.
	July 7, 2023 19:13:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Wicks
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	Knock, knock. Margaret M : Who's there? Steve R : Disguise. Tom Marmont and Margaret M : Disguise who? Tiddly Steve R : Disguise is your boyfriend? I would be so much better for you.
	July 7, 2023 04:24:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	Re : the last comment. They musta, you know, got lucky right? Always those who could afford to travel by train to a North Wales Butlin's too. Forgotten quite a lot about it now, but a year or so later outside Platt Memorial Hall, I sorta got my rocks off being told about it by Tom Marmont. I'm probably too old to enjoy reading what might have happened now, 65 years or so later, even if it happened to be packed with erotic content. But you never know. Maybe the former accomplished, highly-skilled fitter at a local quarry (who was arguably the most famous resident ever in Western Road), would submit some juicy lines? Thinking about the possibility of it happening, I can't wait. How much money do you think it would take to entice someone as famous as him. To help get the ball rolling, I should think that the selling of buttons featuring him would be highly profitable.
	July 5, 2023 23:29:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mrs. Harris's Stolen Unmentionables
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd, BG
Comments:	I have been asked to give another clue, as to the identity of the then young man mentioned July 1st. During the late 1950s he, Tom Marmont and Jim Wicks went to Butlin's Holiday Camp in Pwllheli, North Wales. Returning to Borough Green, Platt and Wrotham their skin was in excellant condition - no doubt mainly due to their friendships with Lancashire cotton factory girls, who had also been spending their annual holidays there.
	July 5, 2023 16:20:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next door to Dirty Dick Avis, at Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Way back, I asked Dr. Pinson if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
	July 3, 2023 04:52:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ronnie Rustynuts
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Whatcote Cottages, Platt
Comments:	In last comment, the then young man who was visiting Dr. Pinson. If that's who I think it might be...I knew two of his cousins, Terry Day and David Mercer as well. Haven't seen all three of 'em for nigh on, I don't know how many years now. Well, jiggle me whatsits. It's a small world Boro' Green and Platt, ain't it?
	July 2, 2023 15:49:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mrs. Harris's Stolen Unmentionables
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Road, BG
Comments:	A young Italian/Jewish looking man, who was living on the north side of Western Road in Borough Green, [and later became an exceptionally, highly skilled fitter at a local quarry], went to see his doctor. Doctor Pinson told him, "You need to stop masterbating." "Why" the young man asked. "Because I'm trying to examine you."
	July 1, 2023 00:57:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Regarding my 12 finches that I mentioned here May 25, 2023. The lady who called me a pervert, has since apologised for her mistake. I have myself apologised to Elaine Carter, for telling her my plonker was in the Guinness Book of World Records, before the librarian told me to take it out.
	June 28, 2023 03:23:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Following on - May 22, 2019. ..."All the while things seem vague and people have expressed concern,..." Is that right? Apart from Ms. PW's submittal appearing for a week. WHO?
	June 27, 2023 16:18:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Road, Ightham
Comments:	At up north, BG-themed, windy Yorkshire website. --- Chat Page May 21, 2019. Disturbed Blog Author : "... Some contributors began to ask questions about how John Carruthers knew so much about their family." --- Really? I saw ONE : Ms. PW asking "Who is John Carruthers?" It had appeared on Chat Page January 13, 2019. --- It was removed a week later. Several would like to know WHY?
	June 26, 2023 00:29:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	ctaletbauc
Email:	uwyjbhxjc{at}tupop.online
Where are you from:
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	June 20, 2023 23:00:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Vestan Pance
Email:
Where are you from:	Plaxtol
Comments:	Hi! I'm a fortunate rubber dinghy immigrant from Isle of Harty, sub-island of Isle of Sheppey (formerly Isle of Sheep). With my sheep background, I'm so thrilled to read John's comment, and herewith am submitting a short note of gratitude. Thank you, oh so very much John and Mike. From Vestan.
	June 19, 2023 17:09:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	John 'Rock' Hudson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Winfield Lane, Crouch
Comments:	A guy travelling through Crouch, walked into the old Star & Garter. There was one other patron in the entire place, already well sozzled. The drunk man stumbled over, wrapped an arm round the traveller's shoulder and began to talk. "Did you see that fence on your way in? I built that fence. Do they call me Fence-Builder Bailey? No..." He downed another shot of whisky. "Did you see that barn down the road? I built that barn. Do they call me Barn-Builder Bailey? No..." He downed yet another shot of whisky. Then removing his velcro gloves from his pocket..."But you shag one sheep..."
	June 14, 2023 04:34:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bart Plodarczyk
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Road Dog Exceta Research Centre
Comments:	Some say that with Tugger contesting the so safe Tonbridge and Malling seat, he shouldn't have been acceptng as high a salary since 2015. But in the cost of living crisis, us Tories say you can't really blame him. No more beans on toast for him. He can even turn his room thermostat up to 18... Nothing wrong with that, is there?
	June 13, 2023 02:44:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hi! Steve R : In the ARC/Sentinel Workshop picture, did you decide whether 'P' was Colin Eaton? Mrs. Maude nee-Rayfield Eaton (born 1891) is Colin's grandmother. PS. Her sister, Mrs. Annie Buss, is David 'Buster' Buss's grandmother. As ever, many thanks!
	June 12, 2023 18:49:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Following on from my May 22, 2023 comment. There has been more interest than I thought there would be! Mrs. Annie nee-Rayfield Buss (born 1890), was the wife of Bill Buss (born 1891), and sister-in-law of Bill's sister Beatrice (born 1893). I hope you don't mind, some of us are a little older than others. Thank you so much.
	June 12, 2023 17:15:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Walker
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone
Comments:	Campbell Higgins, the son of Elmo and Anne, (was born in 1937?) --- He lived in Sevenoaks Road, Borough Green, and attended Maidstone Grammar School. --- 'Campbell Higgins' was married in 1980, in Maidstone. --- At this highly impressive website : See Arcontrol workers at ARC Historical Pictures. Campbell is seated at right end of front row. --- WHY is he still in limbo at the up north, BG-themed, windy Yorkshire website? Someone must know, surely?
	June 11, 2023 03:08:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Albert 'Smiler' Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross
Comments:	Hi! John, How's it going then mate? Buster Buss said the up-north bloke who wrote that brainy stuff probably went to university. PS. I put my back out last week doing the twist at a retro dance. Do you remember the early 1960s, when I was the best and most provocative twister in the area?
	June 7, 2023 18:34:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	John 'Rock' Hudson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Winfield Lane, Crouch
Comments:	I think it's possible that the up-north, BG-themed, windy Yorkshire website might have slowed a little, because it's difficult for blokes like me and my mates to understand. What does nebulous, and online safety bill being represented before parliament, and stuff like that mean? We're not brainy enough to read that sort of thing.
	June 6, 2023 16:51:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	You start wondering about those who belong to a primitive society in Crouch, Claygate Cross and Basted - where they've got no clothes on, you know? You see all this skin and you wonder, "What are the men trying to look at when women walk by?" Could you have a strip club here for them? Woman goes on stage, takes off the necklace, takes out the nose ring - that's it, the show's over. Men are in the audience going, "Wow, you see that little indentation there in the top of her lip? I told you man. This place is hot!" -- That's why fashion works on men. Every year women cover up one thing, show us something else. Drives us wild. We never catch on that you've been alternately concealing and revealing the exact same things to us for centuries. We don't know. -- Every time women put on a new outfit we're mystified all over again. Steve Russell : "I think the water melons are in there." Tom Marmont : "Really? I think they're over there."
	June 5, 2023 04:46:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : Last comment. That was indeed sad to hear. Especially that, arguably being Western Road's most famous resident ever, Steve R didn't find time to submit a comment at this world-class website. I hope he doesn't find time to write a book, similar to Ginger Mountbatten-Windsor's, with embarrassing personal details about some of the commenters here. I'm getting a little worried about that too!
	June 4, 2023 18:54:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ms. Z
Email:
Where are you from:	crying my eyes out in Kemsing Lane, Wrotham
Comments:	Dear Mr. Stephen Russell, I fear you might well have brought commenting here, by The Incorporated Borough Green & Environs Institute of Certified Commenters, to a close. I've been expecting you would start commenting at that BG-themed, windy Yorkshire website, for some time. I heard recently, that they offered you a humungous amount of money, which you couldn't refuse - unfortunately, greed and money seem to rule nowadays. I understand your opening comment is likely to pull in a record-shattering number of hits. I hope you don't forget where you have received so much valuable publicity. Love, Ms. Z. XOXOX
	June 4, 2023 17:25:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	A couple of Steve R's former girlfriends, Margaret M and Carol B, said I'd never make it as a flasher (sexual exhibitionist)... I sure showed them - did I ever! PS. It's amazing, how many people from around Whatcote Cottages didn't know what a 'flasher' was, in those days.
	June 3, 2023 04:15:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tom Marmont
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Old Platt Dairy
Comments:	What was Steve R's definition of safe sex? Answer : When Margaret M was visiting her aunt in Appledore, without Steve. PS. Before Steve, Margaret was my girlfriend, and I used to accompany her to Appledore.
	May 29, 2023 18:22:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Timothy Bates
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Trycewell Lane, Ightham
Comments:	A newly crowned King goes into the chemist and asks for some Cialis. 'Have you got a prescription,' the chemist asks him. 'No, but will a picture of my wife do?' the King replies. (Thanks to Roger Purrlock, formerly of Fen Pond Rd, Ightham)
	May 27, 2023 17:31:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey Mighty Steve R, Are you keeping out of mischief? Who was that blonde from Riverhead you went with for a while? You were about 18/19 at the time. She was quite a girl - you devil you! Tom Marmont said the reason she wore knickers was to keep her ankles warm. I suppose like me, you've slowed down a bit?! All the best!!
	May 27, 2023 02:34:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	The lady opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I'm shocked and cannot understand why. Knowing she likes bird watching, I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
	May 25, 2023 18:18:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clive Francis
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Barry Slater goes into the chemists, asks for 2 Viagra pills and demands that the chemist cut them in half. The chemist winks at him, "OK, but do you realise they won't be as effective?" Barry says, "Listen Sonny, I'm 82 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
	May 25, 2023 03:34:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Those who enormously like Ginger Mountbatten-Windsor (they do exist), describe him as possessing 'a wicked sense of humour', 'a great sense of humour', and such like. And by getting his pecker frost-bitten - think it was well his effort proving it.
	May 24, 2023 19:04:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Eileen Purdy
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Station Rd, BG
Comments:	What do you call a woman with only one arm and one leg? Eileen. Middle class jokes are not as good as working class, are they?
	May 23, 2023 04:25:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ginger Mountbatten-Windsor
Email:
Where are you from:	Montecito, California (pecker = penis there)
Comments:	Why do chickens choose to wear their own underwear on their head? Because their pecker is on their face. PS. Just think what a frost-bitten pecker would have been like for a chicken. PPS. Royal jokes are not as good working class, are they?
	May 23, 2023 04:13:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG; then East Malling
Comments:	I remember when the flasher from adjacent to Platt Brickyard, George 'Goony' Maynard, was thinking about retiring. He decided to stick it out for one more year.
	May 23, 2023 02:28:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	What a change. On the up north BG-themed, windy Yorkshire website, some non-commenters complain if they don't know the life story of a poster. Since my comment yesterday, I've informed some readers that Mrs Maude Eaton had 2 sisters - Nellie born 1888 and Annie born 1890. No fuss. No problems. No getting banned or threats of same. This is a great website.
	May 22, 2023 19:31:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Liz Truss
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Too corny? Anyway, Corny Corner. Might amuse types who visit here by mistake? Tory men still have their little 'joke' with me - how should they wear their truss? I get SO used to it, of course - but I still chuckle. Makes them happy!
	May 22, 2023 16:07:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister X
Email:
Where are you from:	Steve R formerly knew
Comments:	Steve R used to be my only best friend (that's what I thought anyway). I admired Steve immensely. I used to say to my mum that I wish, so much, I was like him. So Steve, in a way I don't want you to blow my cover, but if you can't quite remember who I might be, I fully welcome your best guesses. I enjoy being reminded about you here. I still think of you as formerly being my only best friend.
	May 21, 2023 18:00:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly off Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted
Comments:	Does anyone know if the former Miss Pamela Garland and Ms Patricia Wallace are the daughters of Ernie Garland? I'm almost sure they lived at Sunnyside, Sevenoaks Rd. I remember Pam regularly visiting Mrs Maude Eaton (born 1891) at Batts Cottages, Claygate Cross. Thanking you (optimistically!) in advance.
	May 21, 2023 04:03:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I've heard that, at another BG-themed website, Campbell H is willing to pay money to have his comments removed. He was a friend of John Carruthers, and they attended Maidstone Grammar School together. Campbell cannot understand why John was allowed to have his comments removed, but not himself. Who knows what's happening? It's as if there might be a limitation on fairness in up north, windy Yorkshire.
	May 19, 2023 17:31:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike : Once again, heartiest congratulations to yourself and Wendy. I'm going to get myself a brand-new posh autograph book, which I hope you both will sign. Thank you!
	May 19, 2023 16:30:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Funny old world, ain't it, after years of standing on the pavement outside chucking rocks at TMBC Planners, Wednesday evening I was appointed Cabinet Member for Planning, and Wendy Chair of Area 2 Planning, which puts us right at the heart of the process where we can the best effect. I know some of you aren't allowed to vote because of your incarceration in those fine Institutes, but thanks to the ones who escaped to the polling booths
	May 19, 2023 08:23:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	Dear Margaret P, Is that true you've forecast Campbell Higgins' up north, pesky, trouble-making posts will be removed completely during the next couple of decades? To ensure I (hopefully) witness this newsworthy event, I will be taking life extension resveratrol tablets for as long as it takes.
	May 19, 2023 04:08:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Keith Perkins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone, and a regular visitor to Borough Green
Comments:	And how about me Margaret?! I should be way ahead of Steve R and Peter Harlow.
	May 17, 2023 15:51:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Harlow
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Hill View, BG
Comments:	I am wondering when Margaret P will say nice things about me. Surely she hasn't forgotten me?
	May 17, 2023 15:30:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret Pingree
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Dear Stevie R, With Man City at home, it is absolutely impossible for Real Madrid to defeat them. I don't understand why it isn't mentioned elsewhere. PS. Your legs were far sexier than those of Grealish.
	May 17, 2023 03:02:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick 'Kit' Carson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Hey Steve R, I used to like Jude Bellingham...Bellingham to Real Madrid..."Good riddance Bellingham, I don't like you anymore - or anyone else there."
	May 13, 2023 17:10:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barbara Billingsley's Bra
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Admittedly at one time I was almost ignored by Steve R, but quite a few young men at Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club and BG Invicta Youth Club preferred me.
	May 10, 2023 16:58:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nicholas Amies
Email:
Where are you from:	Ightham, then near Comp Cross Roads, 7 Mile Lane
Comments:	"It was really sad to see the Duke of Sussex all by himself." [say the Yanks]. -- I was enormously delighted that Mike and Wendy were so hugely victorious in the election - and Ginger was all on his tod at the coronation; now if only he remains in Montecito until I've managed to completely forget him, and his wife.
	May 9, 2023 20:00:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Thanks for all your kind wishes. Despite not getting Tim, Sue and Scott home, we are in the rather unique position of holding the balance of power - the potherbs have become the King makers, party leaders queuing up to offer platitudes. Tally Ho indeed.
	May 7, 2023 07:41:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Wendy and Mike. Congratulations and best wishes on your much-deserved victories in Thursday's election. I couldn't be more happier. And all the best in the future; I know you will maintain the effort, dedication, energy and sacrifice you have shown thus far. Thank you so much.
	May 6, 2023 18:03:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Walker
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	That was for Cricketers [pub] FC, in the Maidstone & Mid Kent Sunday Football League. On Saturdays, Campbell was filling the net with Dave Webb and Bill Green for Crockenhill FC and Borough Green FC. Them's were the days!!
	May 5, 2023 18:45:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Walker
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	I was captain of Cricketers FC. Campbell was our star striker. I cannot imagine him ever commenting there again.
	May 5, 2023 17:41:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Is the web site still active? It didn't appear to be when I checked recently.
	May 4, 2023 19:20:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clive Francis
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd; BG
Comments:	John luckily escaped though, as it turned out. They had attended Maidstone Grammar School together.
	May 4, 2023 19:10:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ginger Jennings
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yep. Campbell H and John C spent a lot of time on that up-north website...all for nothing.
	May 4, 2023 18:25:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	"GO!" -- TIM - SCOTT - WENDY - MIKE - SUE -- "GO!"
	May 4, 2023 17:48:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Roger Purrlock
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"GO!" -- OUR ALL-STAR INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) LINEUP -- "GO!"
	May 4, 2023 17:34:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"GO!" -- THE FAB FIVE -- "GO!" WE ARE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY!!
	May 4, 2023 14:40:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bart Plodarczyk
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Road Dog Excreta Research Centre
Comments:	I wonder how many BGites wished Ed a Happy Ed Balls Day on April 28th? The original online political cock-up and, arguably the greatest of them all was April 28th, 2011 of course.
	May 4, 2023 05:26:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ed Parker Balls
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	At one time, I was known widely as a founding member of The Steamers, an all-male drinking club. And I even appeared in papers wearing a Nazi uniform. Anyway, more recently...like last night, I had a dream - and in that dream I told the MP for Tonbridge & Malling, that if I moved to Borough Green I would definitely join Independent Alliance (Kent). His smile became creepily stranger than usual. It frightened me so much, I woke up.
	May 3, 2023 22:13:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Zeppelin
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Heath
Comments:	"GO!" -- from Yorkshire CAMPBELL -- "GO!" All the best mate!!
	May 3, 2023 19:00:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mr Henry 'Hank' again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	That was help with The Great Escape from Yorkshire. Thanking you in advance.
	May 3, 2023 17:55:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Henry 'Hank' Higgins
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hi! there, Campbell's distant cousin. Perhaps Brian Whiston and Steve Russell can help us with this? They are great guys. "GO!" -- The INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) -- "GO"
	May 3, 2023 17:36:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Happy Hank again!
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"GO!" -- TIM - SCOTT - WENDY - MIKE - SUE -- "GO!"
	May 2, 2023 15:00:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Happy Henry Higgins
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	Happy, happy, happy me! "GO!" -- THE INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) TEAM OF ALL-STARS -- "GO!"
	May 2, 2023 14:47:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Campbell's distant cousin
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I understand that Campbell would like to escape from that BG-themed website in windy up-north Yorkshire. His first comment there was in January, 2013. He was promised his release...how many years ago now? Nothing has been done about this. This is very unfair treatment - it is like being on commenter's Death Row. The Incorporated Borough Green & Environs Institute of Certified Commenters are looking into this.
	May 2, 2023 04:32:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Campbell's distant cousin again
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fairseat, but spent most of my time in BG
Comments:	A million thanks for that very heartwarming message Mike! And to those marvellous volunteers! YOU/WE are the GREATEST party in Kent, by country miles!! I admire you all so much. PS. I attended BG Primary and Wrotham Secondary Schools, and Invicta Youth Club. By the way, does anyone know if Nurse Ratched (the Conservative who used to eat unhealthy Haagen Dazs ice cream and commented here) is on strike? She was a good friend of Barry Hewers I believe! Is Barry still jogging down Maidstone Road with her?
	May 1, 2023 16:23:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Thanks to all our fans for the best wishes - it has been a lot of hard work without an army of party members to come out and help, but we have had terrific support from volunteers. Tally Ho !!!
	May 1, 2023 09:26:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Peter Brough - A ventriloquist on the wireless...15 million listeners at times... even Barry Hewers or Perry Poopsalot could have done that, couldn't they? Well, Muriel Murray said they wouldn't have cheated.
	April 30, 2023 23:23:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ginger Jennings
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly hamlet of Nepicar
Comments:	Some are thinking too much about Markle. [see comment earlier] Fredericka would have been mentioning the Archie Andrews, who was on the wireless with Peter Brough, in Educating Archie. NOT the American comics character, with orange hair and freckles on each cheek.
	April 30, 2023 20:02:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Campbell Higgins' distant cousin
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone/ formerly Fairseat
Comments:	Again, to our impressive All-Stars! YES!! "GO" -- TIM, SCOTT, WENDY, MIKE, SUE -- "GO" Mightily indeed, WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEM!!!
	April 30, 2023 17:45:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ralph Gill
Email:
Where are you from:	former 1960s Borough Green teddy boy
Comments:	Last comment : Hear! Hear!
	April 30, 2023 14:59:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Freddie F
Email:
Where are you from:	former BG 'ted' (late 40s/ early 50s teddy boy)
Comments:	"GO" -- THE INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) TEAM -- "GO"
	April 30, 2023 14:21:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fredericka Fudpucker
Email:
Where are you from:	posh part of Borough Green
Comments:	I was casually walking past a few toffs in the Bull Wrotham, last Thursday evening. Minding my own business I overheard that Prince Archie of Sussex was, supposedly, named after a Royal favourite - Archie Andrews. How interesting...Don't you think? It reminds me that I should put that in my diary. I'm going to, right now.
	April 30, 2023 13:26:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Carole Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham, and Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:	Stephen R was most certainly, unusually, interestingly different. My brother Tony said that at one time, he fancied birds with skinny legs. And that's why he became a member of the Offham Ostrich Fanciers Club. I would love a button featuring Stephen.
	April 29, 2023 23:55:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Roberto de Russell
Email:
Where are you from:	East Grinstead
Comments:	As a former resident, I cannot understand why more BGites do not add to the hit rate at this fantastic website. Well done! Keep up the great work! And wipe the floor with those Tories on Thursday!! All the very best of luck!!
	April 29, 2023 17:10:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Roger Purrlock
Email:
Where are you from:	Borough Green, and mighty proud of it !
Comments:	I am SO excited! I can hardly sleep a wink at night, thinking about our ALL-STAR lineup!! "GO" -- TIM, SCOTT, WENDY, MIKE, SUE -- "GO" !!!
	April 29, 2023 15:41:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Adrian
Email:
Where are you from:	The Tory joke factory
Comments:	A corny old joke for the 4 BG Conservatives to practice with : Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts : "Save the women!" George W. Bush hysterically hollers : "Screw the women!" Bill Cinton asks excitedly : "Do we have time?"
	April 29, 2023 02:27:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Carruthers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I don't know if it will get Bart some votes, or not. But place it on a mini Lord Nelson-type pole, by the foundations of the former WW2 BG Royal Observer Corps building at, in those days, Windy Nob. Before Mike changed the name! As ever, we still love you Mike!
	April 28, 2023 19:06:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Who was the absolute tip-top BG Tory comedian/comedienne? Barry Hewers, Muriel Murray, Perry Poopsalot or Bart Plodarczyk? Where should the winner's statue stand?
	April 26, 2023 00:10:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr Whet Faartz and his mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:	Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:	Hahahahahhaahahah Hahahahahhaahahah Hahahahahhaahahah Sometwo have to have a sense of humour when they're in Borough Green.
	April 21, 2023 22:20:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	What's the difference between a Ferrari and a penile tumescence? I don't have a Ferrari right now.
	April 19, 2023 19:15:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sylvia B.
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Dear Stephen, "Gooseberry bush" was 19th-century slang for pubic hair - and so : "Born under a gooseberry bush." became an innocuous (and humorous to adults) way of answering a child's question, "Where do I/babies come from?"
	April 14, 2023 16:01:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sylvia Brown
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Sevenoaks Rd, BG
Comments:	I remember when Stephen R was attending Miss Riley's Infants Class at BG Primary School. His mother was telling him that babies were found beneath a gooseberry bush. Does anyone know his age, when he started thinking that water melons (especially large ones), were staring at him?
	April 14, 2023 01:25:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen ( Phen) Pond Road, Ightham
Comments:	Barry Slater doesn't believe me. OK then : 'butt'. Arse, as in 'working his butt off to find a solution' (Guardian, 23 June 1982). There is also some recent use of the synon. US 'ass'.
	April 12, 2023 16:03:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivanna Seymour. Ivanna Seymour who? Ivanna Seymour and more of Steve R's butt. -- Increasing BG and environs use being made of this Americanism since ca. 1980. -- butt = buttocks.
	April 11, 2023 22:52:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Knock, Knock. Steve R : "Who's there?" Margaret Pingree : (teasing voice) "Who would you like it to be?"
	April 11, 2023 16:33:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pat the Crotch
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey John Nutt, If your Uncle Jack was on his roof replacing a slate, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
	April 9, 2023 18:17:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted
Comments:	"The run-up to the election on May 4th has been somewhat eased by Conservatives at TMBC and Westminster busy drilling holes in their own leaky boat - all the hard work is being done for us...." Well written Mike! We love to read that - over and over and over again....
	April 7, 2023 16:14:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alberto 'Smiler' Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	At the POW Italian Labour Camp, a worm crawled out of a pile of spaghetti and said : "Damn that was one hell of a gang-bang!"
	April 6, 2023 04:20:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	At BG Photos website. Re : ... "the Italian Prisoner of War Camp, situated to the north of Borough Green..." --- Reply : "You'll find there are some images of the place on this site, some taken before Potters Mede came into being." --- Help! I can't find them. Perhaps Brian Whiston, Steve Russell or Marian Smith could help here? Thanking you in advance, Bob.
	April 5, 2023 18:49:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : POW Camp 629, Broom Cottage Camp, Mereworth Woods, Seven Mile Lane. The International Red Cross listing of : Italian Labour Camp 629, as Broom Cottage Camp, Borough Green, Sevenoaks, Kent, used to confuse some.
	April 3, 2023 14:00:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alberto 'Smiler' Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I remember when they used to call Italian concentration camps, 'spaghettos'.
	April 1, 2023 23:47:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly West Street, Wrotham
Comments:	Paul Frederick Noakes. Seen Mar 17, 2023. "Does anyone remember the Italian Prisoner of War Camp, situated to the north of Borough Green? I was allowed (at 7 or 8 years old) to visit the camp and also to go (unaccompanied) on the train with them to Sevenoaks Gas Works."
	April 1, 2023 15:46:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	'Tootle-oo!'; loosely toodle-oo! from ca. 1905. Has been most ingeniously suggested, a Cockney corruption of the French equivalent of '(I'll) see you soon' : a tout a l'heure.
	March 31, 2023 14:17:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I've heard there is growing interest in a button for the Wrotham Road Prisoner of War Camp, that never was. Is the known widely, Spoute Plaxtol College of Fine Arts Emeritus Professor David Sutton, set to design such a button? Or did I hear wrongly? Tootle-oo! for now.
	March 31, 2023 13:21:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross, Crouch
Comments:	Paul Noakes doesn't mention the official name of the 'Prisoner of War Camp' at Wrotham Road. Apparently some of those young German soldiers had better command of the English language than local farm workers. Camp 629 was the Broom Cottage Camp at Mereworth Woods, Seven Mile Lane.
	March 31, 2023 00:33:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yes, it was 'always' described as a POW camp. Alf spoke about them being soldiers, and most of the Germans being in their late teens.
	March 30, 2023 15:49:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	There has been some discussion about whether it was actually a POW camp, or a camp for foreign nationals trapped here when war was declared - I suppose the local perception would have been the same - workers on farms who were from the "enemy" countries.
	March 30, 2023 09:36:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	There has been some discussion about whether it was actually a POW camp, or a camp for foreign nationals trapped here when war was declared - I suppose the local perception would have been the same - workers on farms who were from the "enemy" countries.
	March 30, 2023 09:36:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : Former POW Italian Labour Camp 629, Wrotham Road. I see that Paul Noakes has submitted a comment at BG Photos site Chat Page, about the above. Wrotham resident Paul was older than myself, and I remember him (just!) attending BG Primary School. I think he passed his 11-plus exam. I commenced attending Wrotham Secondary School during the 1952-53 school year - in the former POW Camp southeast building (in Miss Bailey's 2a class). Several vaguely remember, and hearing about, Italian and German prisoners working at local farms. It was said the Italians would sit around smoking, and the Germans, many in their teens, were hard working and quite scared. PS. Coincidence! Al Fuller mentioned buttons. His dad Alf had some of those prisoners working under his supervision at a local farm. I think he gave up with the Italians! For a while, I was also a lowly farm worker!
	March 29, 2023 20:57:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	I do have some freshly minted Independent Alliance buttons, in a tasteful green, featuring our green countryside logo, but for the discerning collector I also have a small stock of vintage "Gagged by TMBC" buttons , designed by Plaxtol College of Fine Arts Professor Emeritus Dave Sutton, but these may be beyond the reach of lowly local farm workers. The run-up to the election on May 4th has been somewhat eased by Conservatives at TMBC and Westminster busy drilling holes in their own leaky boat - all the hard work is being done for us.....
	March 29, 2023 15:29:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Acott
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	I'm seeing more and more polls - reading more and more about what Yanks think of our Royal Family. Who cares what Yanks think. Why don't they concentrate on their royalty - like the Kardashians, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Ellen Degeneres, etc. And National Rifle Association members Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris, Tom Selleck, Whoopi Goldberg, James Earl Jones, to name but a few. I'm sick of our 'special relationship' with the Yanks - Irish American Democrats have always been against us. However, well done in keeping up this most excellant website Mike. You're still the greatest!
	March 28, 2023 20:41:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ginger Jennings
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly hamlet of Nepicar
Comments:	I understand that way back, at one of George 'Goony' Maynard's annual physicals, his doctor said he should stop stimulating his erogenous organ. He said, "Well...why?" She responded : "You can't do that in my office."
	March 28, 2023 02:55:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alberto 'Smiler' Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross, Crouch
Comments:	Proctologist : "Don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this exam." John Nutt : "But I don't have an erection." Proctologist : "I was talking about me."
	March 25, 2023 22:15:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	When did Steve R kick a person who was extremely short in stature, in the male gonads? Quite a while ago now, but when the unfortunate fellow was standing with Margaret M and Carol B and saying their hair smelt nice.
	March 23, 2023 19:47:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Al Fuller : "Fancy a quicky?" Pat the Crotch : "As opposed to what?"
	March 22, 2023 04:14:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	You know you're gettin' old when the missus says, "Dear, let's run upstairs and make love." And you answer, "I can't do both."
	March 19, 2023 17:11:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Al F.
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I forgot. Pat was yelling that.
	March 19, 2023 03:38:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	Al Fuller
Email:
Where are you from:	Springtime in Larkfield
Comments:	Pat the Crotch : "Give it to me! Give it to me! - I'm so wet, give it to me now!" John Nutt : "You can scream all you want Pat, but I'm keeping my umbrella."
	March 19, 2023 03:29:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Al 'Flash' Fuller
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross (racing cyclist)
Comments:	Regarding my Mar 4 comment. Oh well, I suppose it's alright to say 'Pat the Crotch' now. Thank you so much!
	March 18, 2023 15:26:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Linda Williams
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	'Someone' is thinking that was 116,676 hits in one day (Feb 24, 2015) !! That was the total to that date. I see the first comment (Oct 14, 2007) in the 2007-2018 guestbook archive was from Platt United FC 'great' Daz Fisher, born in Station Rd, BG, and son of Bob Fisher.
	March 17, 2023 02:55:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Linda Williams
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Hey Mick 'Kit' Carson. Good to hear from you now and again! Regarding you talking about hits at this super website, on Mar 13. Do you remember there being 116,676 hits on Feb 24, 2015? And Mike asking for frogspawn for a new pond on Mar 13, 2015 - and he would pick up? Also, how about fellow Tollgate Estate resident, Dugald Chirnside, supporting Sheffield Wednesday FC and his favourite player being Albert Quixall? I had a crush on Dugald, by the way! Have a nice spring. 'Bye for now! Linda XOX
	March 16, 2023 23:50:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I've received a few phone calls. Pecker for penis. Ginger lives in California now remember, he knows all the lingo.
	March 15, 2023 17:00:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:	God's Country, Borough Green
Comments:	I've heard that Ginger is going to make another four million pounds for signed pictures of his frost bitten pe*ker.
	March 15, 2023 15:51:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are you from:	Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:	How do you invite the 'Sussex' couple to your coronation, when you never want to see them again for the rest of your life? And no matter how much you want to be nice... Everything you say is a lie. You feel awkward, guilty, would like to disappear into thin air. But that's the easy way out. Whatever Ginger says, I think it's far easier being a spare.
	March 14, 2023 17:03:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson / son of Sam
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Occasionally, why are there a poor number of hits at this impressive/outstanding website?...It beats me. Are there many admirers of dumbed down 'pundits' - Gary Lineker, Ian Wright and Alan Shearer living in Borough Green? That could be it.
	March 13, 2023 16:45:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
Email:
Where are you from:	West Peckham
Comments:	I know that Margaret M and Carol B are still great lookers, but are they capable of metabolizing spicy food, if Steve R was to take them to posh restaurants again? That's the question... Maybe some resistance training would be especially effective before pigging out?
	March 11, 2023 20:09:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tom Marmont
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Platt Dairy
Comments:	Re : nipples, previous comment. Rather surprising, Steve R had heard about bears doing this, following hibernation.
	March 11, 2023 04:37:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Rd, Ightham
Comments:	George 'Goony' Maynard said that Steve R used to check if it was springtime yet, by feeling his girlfriend's nipples. Apparently, Goony was disappointed that he was never asked to lend a hand.
	March 10, 2023 16:20:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mustafa Nutherpint
Email:
Where are you from:	New Hythe Lane, Larkfield
Comments:	Hey Barry Slater, I've heard you married Charles Lovell's daughter and took her to New Zealand. Before you arrived from Manchester, she said she was crazy about me. Why didn't you tell me you were taking off? Bin' looking around for you ever since. I really missed you mate. Yours truly, Mustafa.
	March 9, 2023 04:37:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	ikakemev
Email:	okifico{at}icapi.sibicomail.com
Where are you from:	Port Harcourt
Comments:	<a href=http://slkjfdf.net/>Izozirox</a> <a href="http://slkjfdf.net/">Agomjuxi</a> hlr.spyh.boroughgreen-news.com.jyr.wn http://slkjfdf.net/
	March 6, 2023 06:06:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Al Fuller
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	John, I forget the name of your friend/mate while we were in The Spotted Cow. I hope it's alright to say this - he was hilarious when discussing Pat the Cr*tch. All the best, Al.
	March 4, 2023 15:43:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Al Fuller
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	How's it going then John? Are you still living in East Malling? The last time I saw you was in The Spotted Cow - and we had some real good laughs!! --- 'I LIKE MIKE'. Arty political campaign buttons by Dave S and Mike. Sounds like a good idea to me. --- 'The Silent Salesperson : Everyone Loves Buttons'.
	March 4, 2023 01:47:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, next door to Dirty Dick Avis
Comments:	1952 - I remember it slightly. I have an 'I LIKE IKE' button somewhere. Does anyone know where I can buy an 'I LIKE MIKE' button? I would be so proud to wear it. Thank you.
	March 2, 2023 16:32:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	The Mighty Stephen R.
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, Water Melon Admirer's Clubhouse, Western Rd.
Comments:	"GO" -- INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) -- "GO". Everybody's gonna jump for joy again -- Yep, you'll not see nothing like the mighty Independent Alliance (Kent) Party ... Again and again and again ...
	March 2, 2023 14:50:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"GO - THE INDEPENDENT ALLIANCE (KENT) TEAM - GO" --- The Incorporated Borough Green & Environs Institute of Certified Commenters are with you every step of the way...And during our polling, the vast majority of everyone else. Please keep up the magnificent work!!
	February 18, 2023 16:51:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I quite like Dr. Whet Parker Faartz. Quite classy for Dunks Green - as it should be, of course.
	February 17, 2023 16:15:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bart Plodarczyk
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Did you know that Ed Balls considered changing his name to Ed Parker Balls? He said it sounded posher. Unfortunately, Bart Parker Plodarczyk doesn't quite sound right - or does it? Muriel Murray quite likes it.
	February 17, 2023 15:51:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd, then Four Ways, butcher shop locations
Comments:	Hi Pete! To think, at one time we thought you would be marrying Rosemary H one day! Her home was next to the east end of the Naps, at the border with Platt. Was it your brother who introduced Rosemary to Tony Waite? She married Romeo 'Romey' Randall from Wrotham, of course.
	February 16, 2023 18:59:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Carruthers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Peter Russell! How's it going then mate? Long time, no see. Did you marry that attractive nice young lady that you were courting during the mid 1960s? I believe she was working at MRDC? You used to be arm in arm and holding hands quite a lot. You had a beard which was easily the best around. Well, all the best. John.
	February 15, 2023 16:20:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Hannibal Russell
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly close to Slater's Butcher Shoppe, Western Road
Comments:	Peace is every step. -- The shining red sun is my heart. -- Each flower smiles with me. -- How green, how fresh all that grows. -- How cool the wind blows. -- Peace is every step. -- It turns the endless path to joy.
	February 14, 2023 16:48:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	David 'Goofy' Waters
Email:
Where are you from:	Mereworth
Comments:	Hey! Frankie White (mentioned at Feb 10 comment). I attended Wrotham Secondary School with you. Remember me? Regarding that Brexit divorce bill. As a zealous Platt Brexiteer, what do you think of today's Bank of England estimate of the cost to your household? Don't spend all your money.
	February 13, 2023 18:56:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M and Carol B
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	Dozer? drowsy? Maybe Steve R is a bit of a dozer now. If only for old times sake, maybe there will be a springtime comment emanating from him. We fondly remember, that Steve used to be more than quite perky, during springtime.
	February 13, 2023 14:08:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dozer. Dozer who? Steve R : Dozer the biggest water melons I've ever seen.
	February 11, 2023 22:23:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross, Crouch (a Labourite then)
Comments:	For the life of me, I don't know why people aren't relieved to have sensible Rishi Sunak at the helm...Instead of imbecile crazies like Truss and Bojo. Maybe I'm old fashioned...Maybe I'm not...
	February 11, 2023 13:38:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted
Comments:	BG Community website. Ever since the photo of consultation responses signings appeared, I have been studying it. And thinking that's what Francis White, formerly of BG High Street, would look like now. We were born the same year.
	February 10, 2023 16:40:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike : Some have expressed an interest. Sitting opposite George Francis, in dark jacket, is Reg Marsden. Behind George, 'top of his head', is Ron Bennett. And on Tony Bailey's left, are Mr and Mrs Bob Arthur.
	February 10, 2023 15:47:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike : See bespectacled Frank Griggs sitting between George Francis and Tony Bailey at the Borough Green FC Annual Dinner, 1955-56 season. Photo No. 50, THEMED - Sport / Football in 50s. BG Photos Website.
	February 9, 2023 17:23:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	If anyone has a contact with Judy, or any other descendant of Frank Griggs, I would dearly love a picture of him - he was one of the people who made Borough Green what it is today, but the only picture I have is from a badly copied newspaper article
	February 9, 2023 12:10:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I remember Judy Loftus Brown playing in a trio of guitarists with Ginger Waters from Sunnyside and Mick 'Strummer' Rayfield. I thought they were good. I don't know who came up with their name. They were known as 'The Quarryillian Trio.'
	February 7, 2023 20:31:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly BG / but not Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Hallo Mike, You mentioned that, occasionally, you are not sure if some who post at this impressive website are who they claim to be. One name I've heard mentioned in this respect, is Judy Loftus Brown, the stepdaughter of Colonel Frank Griggs - formerly of Pine Close, Crouch Lane. A former member of BG Invicta Youth Club; round about 1960 Judy was engaged to Checker Johnson, from the well known biker's cafe at West Kingsdown. I wonder if Steve R could come up with a name, or 2?
	February 7, 2023 16:42:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Eddie Penfold
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	During the early '60s, Steve R's neighbour was mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. When I asked Steve about this he said, "I personally am on the fence."
	February 6, 2023 03:14:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Layberry
Email:
Where are you from:	Yet another / formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Late one evening, Steve R met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep (lay awake) with him... He didn't know if it was her or the beer talking...
	February 5, 2023 18:55:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dugald Chirnside
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	A more than tipsy George 'Goony' Maynard once told me that Steve R had been brought before a judge in West Malling. He alleged the judge had said to Steve, "You've been brought here for drinking and molesting women." 'Slightly' drunk Steve was supposed to have replied, "Great! Let's get started." I'm sure this did not occur.
	February 4, 2023 02:55:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clean joker David Gasson
Email:
Where are you from:	also formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	So, long before Melia's Place, how did young Western Road-style hipster Steve R burn the roof of his mouth? He bit into his pizza before it was cool. Effortlessly cool and fashionable, Steve was often compared to James Dean.
	January 30, 2023 19:04:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	Formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	I didn't know when to believe Clive Francis, formerly of Maidstone Road. He mentioned how way back, Steve R thought he would be alright for some free beer. Steve had started dating a girl who had one leg and worked at a brewery...she was in charge of hops.
	January 29, 2023 20:04:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson / son of Sam
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Steve R : "I could never live without you." Margaret Pingree : "Is that you or the beer talking?" Steve R : "It's me talking to the beer." You've certainly had a great life Steve. Little did I imagine how famous you would become when we were Manchester United fans. All the best, Mick.
	January 26, 2023 03:17:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	What did famous Steve R say when his beer ran out? "Fippin' 'eck, this game is boring." PS. Of course, a very rarely heard phrase (strength-wise) from Steve!!
	January 25, 2023 19:05:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Apparently when you drink a pint of beer you shorten your life by 9 minutes. Does this seem correct? According to George 'Goony' Maynard's calculations, Steve R died sometime during the early 1600s.
	January 25, 2023 03:20:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	In case some may think otherwise, I would like it known I was named after Perry Como; and am a fully paid up member of the Incorporated Borough Green & Environs Institute of Certified Commenters. Thank you, Perry Poopsalot.
	January 25, 2023 00:31:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hi! Just an old joke I forgot to come out with. Prince Harry goes up to Wills at the wedding and says, "Have you seen Papa"? He replies, "He wasn't invited Ginge, but mine's over there dancing with Camilla."
	January 24, 2023 00:05:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Steve Russell. How's it going mate? Kent Sunday Premier Cup. Quested FC 3-1 E. Malling. Have you watched Quested lately? At times they win games with less than 11 men in their team. They had a full squad today alright. It didn't look like E. Malling's best team/squad today. They needed a few players like yourself and me in our prime! As ever, all the best. Spud.
	January 22, 2023 18:45:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick 'Strummer' Rayfield
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly opposite the Church Hall, Quarry Hill
Comments:	Can you believe it? Even during the mid to late 1950s! Carol B looking at her birthday bunch of red roses, just handed her by Steve R. There are 10. Steve : "I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system." Way to go Steve.
	January 21, 2023 04:09:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Another former reserve girlfriend of Tom Marmont
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Barcelona/Real Madrid, Spanish Super Cup Final, held in Saudi Arabia. If that's not Sports Washing, I'll be Steve R's uncle. Ha! ha!, hee! hee!. Don't we have have fun?
	January 16, 2023 18:21:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey Steve R, Do you really think M. Markle looks totally hot and chic in that oversized Colonel Sanders suit?
	January 7, 2023 21:51:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	My 'eager beaver' better half (and Supermike fan), says some BG News readers are wondering if comments will now be appearing earlier. [As procedure mentioned in my Jan 5 post].
	January 7, 2023 20:18:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pax Bower
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	You are always interesting Mike - in a very nice sort of way, let me say. That is on behalf of many in Borough Green and environs. As to your being an excellent Parish Council Chairman, we simply don't know where we would be without you. Please don't ever think of retiring. Thank you so much.
	January 7, 2023 16:34:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:	Still sniffing around, here and there.
Comments:	Dear Mike, So glad you're holding up. Thank you so much for your continuous hard work and effort. And if we survive, Happy Easter!! Woof! Woof!
	January 5, 2023 17:23:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Happy New Year, everyone. Let us hope this year is a little less interesting than last year, a bit of peace.
	January 5, 2023 08:35:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:	Vigo Village
Comments:	I see that "One of Tommy Marmont's former reserve girlfriends" has submitted a Jan 3 comment. It can be found by clicking BGNEWSwebsite [for the Guestbook] at the Borough Green Community Website. Belated Happy New Year Everyone!
	January 5, 2023 03:10:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	One of Tommy Marmont's former reserve girlfriends
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	STILL nothing from Stephen R. But I didn't ever see him read anything. Except, when we were on pushbike rides, while collecting Whitbread inn signs. That was at stop signs - and then his lips moved. He showed a little promise in those days.
	January 3, 2023 12:52:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Dear Stephen R, Of course you remember being a member of the Wolf Cubs, run by Father Van. Do you also remember wishing to attend the Brownies, held in the Church Hall, Quarry Hill? National Brownie Day (eating them) is celebrated around the world - tomorrow in the USA. When you were visiting there while in the navy, did you gorge yourself? You always had a nice, slim body. I'm sure you liked marijuana in yours, and a little less chocolate. If you are still fine tuning your comment, perhaps we will know by years end? We live in hope. Flo XOX
	December 8, 2022 00:09:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	England without Jude Bellingham...would be like early 60's Platt United FC without Famous Sexy Legs, Steve Russell.
	December 5, 2022 20:01:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Stevie R : "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away." Has Stevie turned all intellectual on us? So Stevie, how about big water melons - and wearing good quality sunglasses, so you can see the freckles on them accurately?
	December 2, 2022 01:14:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dave the Rave Hutton
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Yeh, talkin' about old Mr. Hewers. I'm gettin' old too. Women? huh!, nothing doing for me anymore. So bad, if I can squeeze into a tight parking spot I'm sexually satisfied.
	December 1, 2022 00:30:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Well Known Barry Hewers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I'm not trying to boast here....But I went 0 to 80 in about 62 years.
	November 30, 2022 18:20:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	John 'Rock' Hudson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Winfield Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Hi Steve. Hope things are going well for you. Regarding your interesting comment of Nov 28th, I recollect Moe Tebb once saying that he heard you were bathing in milk. If it made your skin softer and more supple, I might give it a try myself.
	November 30, 2022 04:10:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bartholomew Plodarczyk
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Road Dog Excreta Research Centre
Comments:	I think dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's taking a dump (bowel movement), the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
	November 29, 2022 18:16:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Famous 'n Sexy Steve R.
Email:
Where are you from:	Guess.
Comments:	Anti-Boasting Cream. Way back,I went to see Doctor Pinson (remember him?) about my big ego. He told me to buy this anti-boasting cream. I said, " How do I apply it? It's just that I've got really soft, sensitive, supple skin." He said, "You just have to rub it in."
	November 28, 2022 18:17:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	After boasting about how great she is doing hand stands, Elaine E was advised not to practice it in her new Boro' Green Primary school since her underwear is usually exposed. Elaine was proud at her achievement after her first day - performing against that east facing brick wall. She was eager to tell Mum about Stephen R's keen interest when showing off her skills. Mum reminded her about exposing her knickers of which she replied, "No Mum, Stephen was not seeing my knickers." "How come?", said her Mum. "Because I took them off Mum." she replied.
	November 27, 2022 17:58:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Good to know Kane is Able to play tomorrow, aye Stephen? XOX
	November 24, 2022 16:25:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin 'Hodoe' Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Stevie R. The World Cup. How about Costa Rica then? And you probably thought Costa Living was bad.
	November 23, 2022 19:22:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	BG Photos Site. Oct. 28, 2020. "Can you please tell me whether this most excellant web site is still 'active?' I have just rediscovered it after too long and I greatly enjoyed the time I spent a few years ago now enjoying the chat and the history of the area. Many thanks - hope all is well with you." Unfortunately, the writer, Peter Hopgood passed away early this year. He was popular and well known in the Borough Green, Platt, Wrotham Heath, West Malling and Leybourne areas, especially.
	November 22, 2022 01:37:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey, mongrel dog Sue. Your comment about spending a penny. When Stevie R was going with French au pair girls from the Pigeon's Green area, they used to say "le petit coin" (the little corner).
	November 19, 2022 16:31:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Stephen R. What do Borough Green LGBTQ+ fans feel about the Qatar World Cup? My friends and I at the Red Bull, Eccles, will be wearing 'One Love' armbands during the competition to promote diversity and inclusion. We would sincerely appreciate your reply. Thank you.
	November 19, 2022 04:26:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I apologise for spending a penny outside Melia's.
	November 17, 2022 16:03:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Cor, there are a lot of ugly people walking around Borough Green - no sense of humour either. But they don't know they're ugly with no sense of humour, because nobody actually tells them. I would, if I could...
	November 17, 2022 15:39:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Adrian
Email:
Where are you from:	aw, I'm still around
Comments:	Hallo! Mike the Great. A very happy 77th birthday to you. From, your millions of fans plus myself. PS. Do you remember saying, "Good morning, Adrian, keeps my hit rate up!" I felt so proud.
	November 16, 2022 03:52:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Is that you, Councillor? Not always sure that people here are who they say they are. Those were the days. Too posh nowadays for common cafes, has to be Melia's
	November 14, 2022 10:00:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rodney Willingham
Email:
Where are you from:	Ightham
Comments:	1957 - Ah, I remember it well. Well sort of. I was in Four Ways Cafe, and Nona Judge from BG High Street asked me "Are you single?" I enthusiastically replied "Yes." She took away the extra chair in front of me.
	November 13, 2022 00:34:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dave Green
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Rock Road, Boro' Green
Comments:	Rebecca Meghan Markle says that ginger can cause gas and bloating, and lead one to diarrhoea. I wonder what Ginger says about her?
	November 12, 2022 04:25:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly, Old Platt Dairy
Comments:	Knock! Knock! Who's there? Rosa. Rosa who? Rosa water melons grow in the field. --- Of course, Steve R was ecstatic about big water melons! --- His market gardening dad, Sid, grew them by Basted House - for Steve's grandmother, Mrs. Rosina Russell. Mrs. Russell had a greengrocers shop opposite the Red Lion. --- PS. I felt so grateful if someone removed their bra for me - that I **thoroughly enjoyed, whatever was there for me.
	November 6, 2022 03:04:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	A normally mellow fellow
Email:
Where are you from:	Ightham Common
Comments:	Hey, King Charles the III. Simply don't bother with various little threats to Ginger and Markle. Don't wait for the book. You should have stripped them of their Duke/Duchess titles months ago. I'm absolutely sick to the teeth of them - get rid of them completely, right NOW!
	November 4, 2022 16:44:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Have you seen photos of Markle's son? Without really searching for them, there doesn't appear to that many. From what I've seen, he's looked as white as a ghost in a snowstorm. Whiter than Ginger even.
	November 1, 2022 17:43:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	I wouldn't even allow Ginger and Markle back in the country if they arrived in a rubber dinghy. So there.
	October 31, 2022 16:09:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Joe Average
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Heath
Comments:	I hope Ginger is as bald as a coot by the time 'Spare' comes out. And the book is inflammatory enough to have his and her royal titles stripped from them. Would be something good to look forward to for a change.
	October 30, 2022 16:48:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sally Forth
Email:
Where are you from:	Vigo Village
Comments:	Tugger's oft-quoted "We need to build more homes. That's the solution to the housing crisis." Is he a Nimby in favour of BGGC?
	October 28, 2022 15:39:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Doc WF and Sue again
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Apparently there has been a little misunderstanding. That wasn't Archewell who came up with the information in the last comment. It was from people who knew what they were talking about.
	October 24, 2022 15:33:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz and his mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Headquarters of the California Archewell MEMEMEers. Debate through the 20th Century - was it your environment that caused your mental illness, or genetics? Science has evolved to a point where genetics are understood to play a major role in mental illness. Mothers had often been blamed by psychiatrists. It goes back further than that. Hopefully, you will remain permanently in California. Doc and Sue.
	October 23, 2022 15:31:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are you from:	Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:	Oprah Winfrey is said to be arranging an interview with Mr. and Mrs. Mountbatten-Windsor, about their 'Archewell MEMEME Mental Health Group' becoming a large force in California. They claim they will be taking 'feeling sorry for yourself' to a new astronomical level. Even more higher than that.
	October 21, 2022 15:45:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Hardiman
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	So Mr. and Mrs. Mountbatten-Windsor are just about holding it together, with their persistent holding hands and gobbledygook Californian psychotherapy. Or are they? One wonders at times.
	October 20, 2022 16:08:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Hardiman
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next to the Cob Tree Inn, Ightham
Comments:	Tugger said Truss "convinced" him she was ready to become prime minister. He walked into that Tonbridge & Malling ultra-safe seat, but is his opinion worth anything?
	October 19, 2022 16:15:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Nutt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, next door to Dirty Dick Avis
Comments:	Up north "Blog Author" seems to be a little 'old school' like Mr. Hickman was at Boro' Green Primary School.
	October 19, 2022 14:16:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Judy Loftus Brown
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Crouch Lane, Boro' Green
Comments:	Perhaps "Blog Author" doesn't have time to write replacement comments?
	October 18, 2022 19:13:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd, BG
Comments:	Are C.Higgins and J.Carruthers being forgiven for their naughtiness at that up north, BG-themed website? I wonder why?
	October 18, 2022 16:09:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick 'Strummer' Rayfield
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Quarry Hill, BG
Comments:	The Duke of Yuck in the doghouse? Fergie is said to be sleeping with the 2 corgis.
	October 17, 2022 16:02:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Gasson (Julie Summers former boyfriend)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Looking back, all that crap Buckingham Palace and Koo Stark came up with defending the later disgraced Duke of Yuck. Shouldn't there have been apologies for that sort of thing? Instead of a million more photos of the Queen.
	October 16, 2022 15:40:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Harlow
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Hill View, BG
Comments:	That Sept 23 comment. I assume Ginger Jennings didn't feel too badly about his dating situation. Look how Prince Andrew hung in there. He didn't have a secondary school girlfriend until he was 45.
	October 11, 2022 20:30:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M and Carol B
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	Love him or adore him, Steve R is the 2nd most popular BGite of all time. After Supermike of course.
	October 9, 2022 19:09:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Italian looking Stevie R should confess his confessions. Stevie : "I have hurt some people with my words, especially the really stupid people."
	October 9, 2022 15:21:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Robin Hodges : 'Hey Ivor, haven't seen you in yonks. Are you getting anything on the side?' Olde Ivor Littleun : 'On the side? It's been so long, I didn't know they'd moved it.'
	October 6, 2022 15:17:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Jilly Stunt and Fiona East wanted a threesome with Fred Fudpucker. When he fell asleep they could talk to each other. Before they got together, Fred asked his doctor if he would be strong enough for it. He said yes, if you don't join in.
	October 6, 2022 03:00:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Mountbatten-Windsor
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I wish I had a dollar for every time some Yank asked me if my hair was really ginger. Then again, I just wish I had more people to talk to.
	October 5, 2022 23:59:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike McGear
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mister Mountbatten-Windsor used to say that Kate Middleton had 'killer legs'. I don't see him looking at his wife's legs.
	October 1, 2022 14:24:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Archie A. Sphincter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I had a dream last night. And in that dream, I saw Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor wearing his swastika shirt, walking hand in hand with Mrs. Mountbatten-Windsor along one of those New York Plazas. Some New York Jewish citizens, armed with big guns, menacingly started to circle them. They then saw Mrs. Mountbatten-Windsor's legs - and ran away. I then needed to take a leak.
	September 30, 2022 16:59:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine C.
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I've been bombarded with phone calls and feel I must apologise to fellow commenting members. Of course, that should be 'Incorporated' not 'Associated'. In a small way I will probably be fined for this, but am told it is meant to help keep me on my toes.
	September 29, 2022 21:56:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Dear Mike, On behalf of the one or 2 fully paid up members of the Associated Borough Green & District Institute of Certified Commenters, I would like to thank you so much for your extremely pleasing message. I personally was feeling quite despondent, but now reading your kind words I'm the happiest I've felt in the last 2 months. In fact, you might be the ONLY BGPC Chairman, who will EVER thank anyone of us in this manner. You are so special and mean so much to us. Please keep up the magnificent work. Bye for now, Elaine XX
	September 29, 2022 16:31:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Welcome home, everyone, hope you enjoyed the holiday, I thought you might have left me for Facepage or Twatter, but they obviously banned you all immediately for lack of political correctness, and here you are back in the land of Free Speech
	September 29, 2022 06:35:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sir Stear Calmer
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Regarding those pesky 'trouble making' comments up north. Perhaps a tiny little bit of that Florida hurricane might find its way to help get rid of them? I have my fingers crossed.
	September 28, 2022 17:27:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jilly Stunt and Fiona East
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Att : Mr. Ivor Bigun, WC and Bar. What are you up to lately, Ivor? We are assuming you are thrilled to bits PM Truss is reducing the tax on Viagara, and she doesn't have awful looking chicken legs - just very slight crow's feet. Yep, we've heard Olde Ivor Littleun rates her legs as nice. Please don't take as long as Famous 'n Sexy Steve R to reply. XOXOX
	September 24, 2022 21:21:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Stephen R. Do you remember when the only girls who would go with Ginger Jennings were those with unattractively skinny legs? Then you started teaching Ginger the 6-5 hand jive, that enabled him to also go with mousy haired girls with fat legs. Ginger never stopped mentioning how that had changed his life for the better. You have been a good person Stephen.
	September 23, 2022 23:32:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dave the Rave Hutton
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	What's so impressive about the Duchess of Sussex's legs you may ask? Well, when she was carrying her luggage through Texas she struck oil with 'em.
	September 22, 2022 16:09:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sleepy Old Git
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	So, Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees Rachel Markle sitting alone at a table.... "Hey there, do I come here often?"
	September 19, 2022 00:56:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	PrinceCharlesCrackPipe
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	So Steve R, with you being so famous, many would like to know your opinion as to who looks most like a horse - Sergio Ramos or Camilla Parker Bowles? Thank you, mate.
	July 5, 2022 15:10:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	PrinceCharlesCrackPipe
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey Steve R, As you well know, the most important figure in Noddy's life was Big Ears who brought him to Toyland. I remember you having Big Ear's picture hanging on your bedroom wall in Western Road. If you were to present our future King with some Robin Betts cheese (which he really likes), I'm sure he would sign that picture for you. Are you still fine tuning that comment? We would be delighted if you could speed it up a little. Enjoy your summer!
	July 2, 2022 15:16:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Way back, following a little lover's tiff, Carol B phoned Steve R saying, "Come on over, there's nobody home." He went over. There was nobody home.
	June 27, 2022 22:29:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Archie A. Sphincter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	How long is a couple of months in Yorkshire? Those pesky 'troublemaking' comments are still at that BG-themed website. The gems by John Carruthers might as well be reinstated, until the Bayraktar TB2 medium-altitude long-endurance (MALE) drones arrive, to wipe them out.
	June 27, 2022 16:22:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hello Stephen, I don't know what's holding you back from submitting a comment. I hope you haven't got like Wills (what a stupid name), Middleton, Ginger and Markle with their mental problems. In 1958/59, you used to be so jolly and such good company, during our chats at the cellar coffee bar in Riverhead. Those were the days.
	June 27, 2022 14:36:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Ightham, and Wrotham Sec'y School flatulence wind instrument musician
Comments:	Steve R was slim, Italian/Jewish looking and certainly liked big water melons. He was a good conversationalist, dresser, highly fit athlete and dancer. As well as being popular with the girls at school, he excelled in mathematics and English composition. So I wonder when we can expect an interesting comment from him?
	June 26, 2022 15:06:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba.
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve R walked into a bra. "Hey bra tender, seen any good water melons lately?" PS. That Heart of Kent Hospice Photo. You look 12 to 15 years younger Mike. What are you eating for breakfast?
	June 25, 2022 15:28:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Just your regular lower class bloke
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	The longer the Queen dithers around, the longer she will support the disgraced Duke of Yuck, Ginger and Markle. And more people will start thinking about us becoming a Republic. It's been a long time coming.
	June 23, 2022 16:15:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Erling & Sterling Show
Email:
Where are you from:	Currently near birthplace of Barry Pilkington Slater
Comments:	Dear Famous Stephen R, What do you think of Haaland's lips? Has he had Botox injections? As he was born in Leeds, Yorkshire, perhaps he could help you with your comment? Don't get caught putting metal washers in the collection tomorrow - right? Bye for now.
	June 18, 2022 14:55:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Long Mill Lion
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Judy Loftus Brown needed to like the job of the young man she was dating. Stevie R knew this : "Well right now, I'm the regional management supervisor. I'm in development, production, consulting..." Stevie, on the other hand, if he was physically attracted to a young lady, was not concerned about her job. "Really? Slaughterhouse at the high street butchers? That sounds really interesting. So what do you have, a big cleaver and you just lop off their heads? That sounds great. Listen, why don't you just freshen up a little and we'll get some fish and chips and take in a film at the Rex."
	June 16, 2022 15:47:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I think if Stevie R gets a waistcoat to match his mid-to-late 1950s Italian-style jacket, he could do, at least, as well as Southgate.
	June 15, 2022 16:34:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Stephen R - wotcher cock! It's OK for you to answer that question about the stealing of knickers from off of Mrs Harris's washing line. After all, most of us have been a pervert at some time in our lives - haven't we?
	June 15, 2022 15:23:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Famous 'n Sexy, Steve the hustle Russell
Email:
Where are you from:	Western Road, and proud of it
Comments:	Players less attractive than Erling Braut Haaland? Erm... gimme a mo... erm... Tevez? Erm... hmm... Nope, I'm done.
	June 15, 2022 03:08:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Regular lower class bloke
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Chapel Street, then the Barracks, Station Road
Comments:	The Queen is the only one who ever backs up her Knight of the Order of the Garter, favourite son. In my humble opinion, 70 years is enough. Thank you Ma'am. You are not strong enough. Charles is a bit of a nutcase. That leaves William - or become a Republic.
	June 13, 2022 18:38:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Last year at Steve R's 80th birthday party, there were 3 candles on the cake. "See if you can blow these out Steve." Well they thought, he's become an octogenarian - not as young as he was. Little did he know there was a youngish couple behind him, helping him out. Chuffed Steve was thinking, "Wow! I'm only 'blowing out' 3 candles. But actually I'm just inhaling. I'm in great shape. I'm going to live for a lot more years." Way to go Steve. Being positive counts for so much.
	June 12, 2022 01:50:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Perfect
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Promises, promises by "Blog Author" to remove those comments at that other website. No one I've spoken to believes him any more. Is he going to or not?
	June 11, 2022 15:43:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Vladimir Larfmetitsov's girlfriend
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mr Frederick Fudpucker. Us ladies especially, are missing you. Please make the effort to return here. We would love to see a photo of you as well. For now, I will leave it there - Vlad gets a little jealous at times.
	June 10, 2022 16:13:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Vera Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	When they were much younger, Stevie R and George 'Goony' Maynard from Platt, were in the Chequers, Crouch, discussing their sexual prowess. Goony boasted he had got lucky with 27 different partners that year. "What about you?" he asked Steve, who promptly fell asleep.
	June 10, 2022 03:13:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Vladimir Larfmetitsov
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mr Fred Fudpucker. We hope you are keeping safe and well. If for the time being, you've finished lightly spanking Miss Penny Poopsalot with your Sporting Life, could you please check the odds for Tugger to replace Boris. Thanking you in advance for the info. Please return here asap - you are missed so much!
	June 8, 2022 16:47:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
Email:
Where are you from:	Little Praha, Trosley
Comments:	ATT : Bart Plodarczyk. Hey Bart, Jaga Baba is pronounced Yugu Bubu. It was Barry Hewers who argued about this. Please ask Muriel Murray to put him right. Dekuji.
	May 31, 2022 16:00:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Valerie M
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross, Crouch
Comments:	When Gerry and The Pacemakers came along, all we heard from Steve R was "I like it" -- "I like it" -- over and over again. "Whoa-oh I like it -- Are you liking it too?" Yes, singing just those words. I wondered what he liked SO MUCH.
	May 30, 2022 15:28:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mrs. Harris's Unmentionables
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Road, BG
Comments:	Steve R. That May 21 comment about being 'fast'. Just imagine being a Greenland shark and not reaching sexual maturity until 150 years old.
	May 29, 2022 19:45:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bart Plod
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Has anybody here seen my old friend Tugger? I hope he is in fine fettle, and should he have been in Paris, wasn't getting inconvenienced by that tear gas and heavy traffic congestion. Actually, I think he should take up a little Thai boxing, to improve his fitness and look better.
	May 29, 2022 15:17:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Carruthers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Up the Reds! If Man City can outplay RM for 88 minutes (actually 179), I'm sure Liverpool can for 95. What say you Steve?
	May 28, 2022 16:15:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Mr. Stephen Russell. Dear Stephen, Please - if you can take your mind off of Liverpool FC for a moment. Once and for all, was it Barry Slater who used to steal Mrs. Harris' knickers off of her washing line? Enjoy the game and don't drink too much! Thank you, Elaine.
	May 28, 2022 11:45:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine C
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	And prospective Assistant Blog Author, Mister Bart Plod (not the Policeman). He's still a Tory. [Loud continuous booing].
	May 27, 2022 15:22:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Margaret and Carol - Your 'But they sound interesting'. PHWOOOARRHH!!
	May 26, 2022 15:17:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M and Carol B
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	A little about previous posts. (a) We were not Steve R's only girlfriends from 1956 to 1961. And he was faithful to each of us. (b) Regarding the prospective Assistant Blog Author. We don't know about medium-altitude long-endurance (MALE) drones either. But they sound interesting.
	May 25, 2022 19:03:01 (GMT Time)

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	May 25, 2022 13:38:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Interesting Alan 'Smudger' Smith
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Mereworth, and Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:	Jimmy Smith said that George Smith was extremely jealous because the most common boy's name in the United Kingdom was James Smith.
	May 24, 2022 16:53:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	If appointed to that prestigious position, I've heard that Bart Plod might be bringing in some Bayraktar TB2 drones, to help get rid of those pesky 'troublemaking' comments.
	May 24, 2022 14:55:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	FriedFudpuckerDoMeetAuPair
Email:
Where are you from:	We meet at Basted Woods
Comments:	I've heard there's so much on the go at another well known BG-themed website, that Bartholomew Plodarczyk might be appointed 'Assistant Blog Author'. PS. I've also heard that Campbell Higgins has a sister named Janet.
	May 23, 2022 15:23:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	PeterWabbitDon'tEatWussellPie
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I don't understand what Peter Wussell's comment means. We'll have to ask Margaret M and Carol B if they have a clue.
	May 22, 2022 15:55:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	PeterWussellDon'tEatWabbitPie
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve R was a good sprinter at Wrotham Secondary School. --- During his post-school teenage years he was fast. Which might explain at times, why he couldn't get a date. nudge nudge....
	May 21, 2022 22:57:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Seamus Shithead
Email:
Where are you from:	Underriver (F. P. Caine Ltd director, Peter Palmer-Jones, also lived here)
Comments:	Thanks for that Mike. Maybe someone will enlighten us more? It was mentioned, 'Sad about poor old George Smith, I suppose dereliction of his school duties meant he got dragged back to work, Senior Milk Monitor, how we miss his ready wit!!! I always wished I had a name like George Smith. My Mum said, "No Seamus, Jamie Schneider's dad would be calling you 'Schmidthead'."
	May 21, 2022 15:18:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:	Website
Where are you from:
Comments:	I think George Smith probably passed his 11 plus and moved away to a new school. Seriously, I do suspect he was a senior person at Wrotham School. He knew too much to be just a pupil or a bystander. Still, a bit of light relief.....
	May 21, 2022 07:07:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
Email:
Where are you from:	Shipbourne
Comments:	Has anyone got anything amusing to say about George Smith? I used to enjoy comments about him occasionally.
	May 20, 2022 15:46:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike, Thank goodness you didn't harm your good looks playing in rough rugby games. And you wouldn't have been paid any extra, would you? They probably couldn't wrench your hands from those army lorry steering wheels either?! I look forward to continue seeing nice photos of you 'Happy'!
	May 18, 2022 15:53:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Long Mill Lion
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Attention : Stevie Russell. On the street, wishes are mounting you submit that long overdue comment. I'm sure you will be allowed to hide behind some nebulous IP address on the Isle of Sheppey east coast. I think you took 1 or 2 nice girls to Leysdown-on-Sea during the mid to late 1950s? PS. Apparently this is almost as hard (you commenting) as getting Mike to play rugby when he was in the army. All the best of water melons to you!
	May 17, 2022 16:41:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
Email:
Where are you from:	Basted Bamboo Co. tied cottage
Comments:	Whose memory isn't going a bit too? Barry was always known as a thinking man's commenter. I get the idea that Carol wasn't thinking strictly about voting, nudge nudge.... Just that there were going to be vast changes during the 1960s, haa haa hee hee. Well, it's catnap time. I think I'll dream about Elaine Carter.
	May 14, 2022 15:05:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Road, then formerly Borough Green Cross Roads
Comments:	Late 1950s, how times change. Stephen R, admiring Carol : "Carol, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday yesterday." Gorgeous Carol : "Yes, I'm your girlfriend too and 18 now. And able to legally... [pause] vote! in 3 years time." PS. The way it was going, I was thinking her 17th birthday....or less? My memories going a bit too.
	May 14, 2022 01:17:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jilly Stunt and Fiona East
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey Freddie Fudpucker; we know that you are a fine, upstanding and decent BGite, and that it wasn't you who broke into the chemists and stole all the Viagara from the counters. Police have put out an alert that they might be looking for a hardened criminal. Stay safe. XXX
	May 12, 2022 22:57:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Noddy
Email:
Where are you from:	Toyland Old Folk's Home
Comments:	Attention : Mister S. Russell. So do you still support Man Ure FC Stephen? Please answer. You were not too shy to run around the school playground shouting "BOTTOM" when you were in Miss Riley's Infants class. So why do you now hide from this world class website?
	May 11, 2022 16:16:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bartholomew Plodarczyk
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Road Dog Excreta Research Station
Comments:	Participant speaking to the race official, at the starting line of Borough Green Marathon. Muriel Murray : "Can't take my dawg?! But I don't even know HOW to run without my dawg." [Muriel and The Queen say 'dawg' for dog].
	May 9, 2022 16:11:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Thank you so much Mike. What a heart-warming comment, my tail is wagging so much. We love you too. Simon Snotface occasionally walks around wearing one of a variety of Halloween masks sent him by his rich cousin from the U.S.A. If you meet Perry Poopsalot, he might not be wearing a Halloween mask. It just looks like it. Bye for now. Woof! Woof!
	May 8, 2022 17:18:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:	Website
Where are you from:
Comments:	I love you all, you bring joy into my life, a lightness in these dark time. And part of that joy is that I might speak to you in real life and just not know......
	May 8, 2022 07:45:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot, huge Mike admirer
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Overall as they say, if they were locked up would you visit them?
	May 7, 2022 15:48:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Thanks Mike. I think. We've got to sort out what you might mean. You are known to have deep intellectual thoughts - maybe over our heads. You are very poetic. And quit bogartin' that joint! PS. Overall, do you mean you like us a little bit?
	May 7, 2022 15:16:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:	Website
Where are you from:
Comments:	Its a good job I don't worry about the identity of those who post here (or the sanity) or this page would be an empty wind blown desert, silent but for the rustle of tumbleweed.....
	May 7, 2022 07:13:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Archie A. Sphincter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	The 2 posters mentioned April 25 attended Maidstone Grammar School. They were very popular and well behaved. Apparently, 'no one' has been able to track them down.
	May 5, 2022 15:46:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Priti Useless
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Those comments started Jan 2013. Will be wiped out in another 9 years?
	May 4, 2022 15:45:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chief Rabbi't of Ightham Warren
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Those so worrying comments. It used to be very windy up in Yorkshire. Some have been surprised the old comments haven't been blown away by now. Maybe climate change has something to do with it?
	May 2, 2022 16:03:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
Email:
Where are you from:	Peckham Hurst, just moving in
Comments:	Hmmm, interesting last comment. Even with the "Chat Page" decision making up in that there 'Last of the Summer Wine' county, you'd think the comments would have been removed by now. My, it's been dragging on.
	April 30, 2022 21:08:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Henry Higgins
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone
Comments:	"Chat Page" at another Borough Green website. It seems minor threats to 2 posters (banned how many years ago now?) are about the only thing keeping the site going. Is reading that over and over again likely to get many other readers?
	April 25, 2022 19:32:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	During the late 1950s, Steve went on holiday with Carol B to Spain. I wonder if he was also checking out melonacos (big melons in Spanish). There is a surprising variety of watermelons (size and colour). Maybe Steve will submit a comment on this subject? Did your Dad grow watermelons Steve, by Basted House, for your grandmother's shop at the foot of Western Road?
	April 25, 2022 01:54:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Regarding bosom shapes, George 'Goony' Maynard said that Steve R preferred looking at a pair like water melons.
	April 25, 2022 00:00:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve used to gaze in wonderment at Mr. Titt's books. Necklines so low that the ladies seemed one deep breath away from a wardrobe malfunction. Gravity and their good posture had Steve's eyes transfixed to the pages.
	April 24, 2022 15:20:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	The early 1950s. After Steve R. finished reading Enid Blyton's Sunny Stories; he moved on to the big boy's picture books, 'Low Necklines' by Seymour Titt.
	April 23, 2022 03:40:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sports Reporter
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike : In The Sun, Man Utd's Harry Maguire has his shirt neckline (with cross necklace), lower than his wife's low neckline. And you're better looking than him. So go for it mate!
	April 22, 2022 16:06:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz and his mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	You are a brilliant humorist as well, Mike. We cannot understand how it hasn't been mentioned before. We must meet for a cup of tea sometime, when you're visiting the downtown Dunk's Green area.
	April 21, 2022 16:20:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rhys Jones
Email:
Where are you from:	Fairseat
Comments:	Hey Fred Fudpucker and Barry Hewers. Prince Andrew, Ginger and Markle etc., let's get rid of 'em ALL. It's The Queen who's to blame. The Republic of Wales & England - sounds great eh?! Must take a leek. Bye for now.
	April 19, 2022 15:58:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson / son of Sam
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Overheard at the impressive BG Recreation Ground play area. "Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."
	April 18, 2022 00:11:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sports Reporter (Just this once - sorry Mike!)
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Road, BG
Comments:	Attention : Famous Stephen R. (1950s top Man Utd supporter). Man Utd beat Norwich, who beat Burnley, who beat Everton, who beat Man Utd. So Man Utd are better than Man Utd. That's saying something. What's that Stephen?
	April 17, 2022 15:33:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nurse Snatched
Email:
Where are you from:	Ivy Hatch-cum-Ightham Common
Comments:	You're lucky they have zips on jock straps nowadays Jim. Well F.F. said, if you're careful. Not an expert about this myself though. Just joking. XXX
	April 16, 2022 19:34:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Cwim-R Jnr
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	So you're mystified by my comment Nurse Snatched? Well after pigging out today, you try writing down the sound of buttons ripping off and all that follows. As ever, Jim.
	April 15, 2022 16:20:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Hewers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey Fred F. Is that right some Welshmen, younger than myself, now gorge themselves to increase their fat stores before summer as well? In my day, we used to have a sort of excitement during spring.
	April 14, 2022 18:57:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Cwim-Rhonnda, Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	The Spoute, Plaxtol
Comments:	Pop! Pop! Pop! Snap Snap Zing Zing Pop! Pop! Doink! Zank! Crash Crash! Zing Pop! Snap Zing Crash!...Bodies and furniture being attacked by dangerous flying shirt and blouse buttons...Yes folks, disaster strikes the Fudpuckers after they gorge themselves at Easter Friday dinner.
	April 14, 2022 15:55:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio
Email:
Where are you from:	plus gogogoch (above)
Comments:	If a genuine Rhonnda Valley immigrant submits a comment, they need to own it - not hide behind some nebulous IP address on the island of Anglesey west coast. They say that's what some used to think. Maybe they were old fashioned? What do you think Freddie Fudpucker? PS. How many different colour buttons do you have on your flannelette pyjamas now? Enjoy your Easter holiday!
	April 11, 2022 19:10:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are you from:	Ivy Hatch
Comments:	Hello Mike, Sex appeal is nearly always in the way a man carries himself, and you happen to do that so well. Women young and old still swoon over some film actors who are in their 70s, and a variety of inches less than 5 feet 9 tall tall. Your additional height does not hurt at all. I think you could wear specially tailored shirts, with all the buttons done up to under your chin level, and still look strikingly handsome. I wish men in the Ivy Hatch/Stone Street/Bitchet Green area looked like you.
	March 22, 2022 21:46:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	mike
Email:
Where are you from:	website
Comments:	I can't go undoing buttons willy nilly, apart from exposing me thermals, I have to consider the reactions of young ladies, swooning and collapsing in the street - how untidy.....
	March 22, 2022 08:44:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	You are way too modest Mike. Undo that second to top shirt button occasionally, as well. Also the third, if you're going to a Crouch night club.
	March 20, 2022 16:21:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Norm
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Well Mike, that's just the way it is I'm afraid. I honestly can't see it any other way. PS. Just wait 'til I start getting flowery! PPS. You don't have to thank me either, Mike. Just buy me something! Have a nice week.
	March 20, 2022 15:31:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	People are going to start thinking I write these flowering compliments myself.
	March 20, 2022 10:26:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Norm Nozinaround
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike continuing this extremely impressive website. Congratulations! Jackie a marvelous wife. You Mike, the multi-talented, hard working, supreme Borough Green Parish Council Chairman since 1934. And to think, quite a few years ago now, the Tories thought they were about to be rid of you. We know you will keep up the great work Mike, and pray you remain undefeated forever. Thanks so very much!
	March 17, 2022 19:27:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Carole
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham; attended Wrotham County Secondary Modern School.
Comments:	I'm not upper class. Just my voice. Ask Stephen about it
	March 10, 2022 20:58:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Carole Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	(I don't think Steve R liked my upper class voice that much)
Comments:	Frederick Fudpucker, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch shortened his name because he didn't want to be so formal with you. He still talks about weekends spent camping with you on Anglesey island, and how you looked so cute in your flannelette pyjamas and Alastair Sim, Scrooge sleeping hat. I wish I could see you in your flannelette pyjamas and Alastair Sim, Scrooge sleeping hat. Maybe, one day? OXO
	March 10, 2022 19:19:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Muriel Murray
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Jeremy Corbyn has become my latest heart throb. Apparently he became known as an outstanding "Dark horse." Relatively "unknown," unassuming, not expected to step up, he then turned out to have surprisingly good abilities, when he started to win elections. Somehow, I missed all that. I must have been dozing on my favourite comfortable chairs, with super-soft cushions, during those years.
	March 9, 2022 19:38:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Whiz kid Freddie Fudpucker. Where you bin hangin out lately Matey? How did your daffodils do this year? I've heard you might become Prince of Wales one day. How much will you charge me for your autograph? I'll get you a date with Jilly Stunt as part payment - is that OK with you?
	March 9, 2022 03:31:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Owen Bullock
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	It's strange, how many people do not answer polite questions. How's it going Steve R? Do you still support Manchester United?
	March 8, 2022 18:07:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	MURIEL M. How was your evening? How do you rate the punctuality of the Borough Green and environs broom service? Have a nice week. Don't spend all your money.
	March 7, 2022 13:34:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Muriel Murray
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey! Freddie Fudpucker. I'll be over on the 7:15 pm broom, Honey. Put the kettle on. See ya!
	March 6, 2022 18:40:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Amazingly, the only time I ever remember seeing him, was coming out of his front door onto BG High Street. He was in a push chair, and with his mother and brother. Not too sure about the two brothers, I assume he was the younger one. Coincidentally, I had attended a jobsite meeting that morning, with his father being the main speaker. (I was quite impressed). Thank you. Tony.
	March 4, 2022 19:55:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Old Platt Dairy
Comments:	Hi! Bovril. Some are convinced he was Campbell Higgins and John Carruthers.
	March 4, 2022 04:14:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bovril, 2 sugars please
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	So what year did that 'Blog Author' retire then?
	March 3, 2022 05:17:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly adjacent to Platt Brickyard
Comments:	Mrs. Dalton : Do your brother Darryl, Ralph Gill and Donald Bennett still go to the Ringlestone, Harrietsham ('Harry Atchem')? Is Darryl known as 'Dee' now? Kind regards to you and your family. Mr. George Maynard
	March 2, 2022 01:28:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Photos & History of Our Village, website. Zena Jackson (Mrs. Dalton); from Australia, formerly of Quarry Hill. "I look forward to reading anything more about the village that people may put up." Zena, that is fatal! I mean, you are addressing the Big Boss - the Blog Author!! PS. At BG Primary School and Wrotham Secondary Modern, I was one of the many members of the Zena Jackson & Nona Judge, Fan & Admiration Society.
	March 1, 2022 21:00:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Cwim-Rhonnda, Junior
Email:
Where are you from:	The Spoute, Plaxtol
Comments:	Attention : Mister Fred Fudpucker. Regarding your comment of February 18th; did Roger Ramjet attend the same Theologian's College as Tugger? And with the latter formerly a member of the Terrier's Intelligence Corps, some are wondering if you were a member of the Genius Corps? Thanking you in advance. Jim C-R, Jun.
	February 27, 2022 18:54:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	NOAnchovieOnMyPizza
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Compared to the brave volunteers in Ukraine, Tugger and his Terrier mates were nothing to write home about.
	February 27, 2022 04:48:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	YourMum
Email:
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Comments:	Re : Tugger's 'Powerful', now forgotten UK/Afghanistan Speech; hindered by his stupid facial expression. Why doesn't the spoilt 48 years old rich kid, get plastic surgery or something? Can you imagine Sir Winston Churchill with that face?
	February 26, 2022 19:25:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	TuggerOnTheBuses
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Be nice. I'm trying to get rid of my sulky 'mid-teenage' look. It's the only thing that holds me back really. But it's so difficult....
	February 26, 2022 05:30:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	BorisWearsLieFronts
Email:
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Comments:	If only, the Photos & History of Our Village, had included commenting gems by Mr. Fudpucker - and not claiming to be 'active to a degree' by its "Blog Author", it might not be 'deader than a doornail' right now.
	February 24, 2022 18:30:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rhonda Quimby
Email:
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Comments:	* Critical adulation for Mr. Fudpucker *. Before too long, and formally saying goodbye to the great gentleman; I would like to thank him for his marvelous comments over the years, carried out with astonishing learning. To browse him is like eating peanuts : addictive to the extreme. If one must limit an appraisal to one adjective, the choice is a breeze : (our Taffy immigrant / true Borough Green friend) is stupendous!
	February 24, 2022 05:20:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bartholomew Plodarczyk
Email:
Where are you from:	Wrotham Road Dog Excreta Research Station
Comments:	How times quickly change. In my wildest dreams, I didn't expect myself and Mister S. Russell to become so forgotten. Mr. Fudpucker will also be history by the end of the week....
	February 21, 2022 12:23:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Hewers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Originating at Hill View - The Ann Summers Lingerie, Bras and Briefs Organisation is inviting men with Fred Fudpucker-type personalities, Tom Jones-like voices and with Cwim Rhonnda backgrounds, to audition as Fitting Room Attendants at our Crow Hill location. To maintain our highly professional/ quality control, Mr. Fudpucker will be personally supervising all Fitting Room activities.
	February 20, 2022 18:30:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. --- With powerful motors humming, Fred's super sensory system body is being fully stimulated, by his ergonomically-advanced sex toys. --- "GO - Pride of Cwim Rhonnda (Crow Hill) - GO!!"
	February 20, 2022 03:52:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Perry Poopsalot
Email:
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Comments:	Taffy Fred - Are you still giving serious thought to joining the BG Tory Party? I might be able to arrange some attractive sex toy and flower arrangement discounts for you.
	February 18, 2022 14:48:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN VIA THE Rhondda
Comments:	In answer to Penelope query when he was a young student at the theologians college he was referred to as roger ram jet !!!! cant think why can you ???
	February 18, 2022 10:27:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Pond Cottages, Wrotham Road
Comments:	Blog Author / Photos & History of Village : "I'm going to give you a piece of my mind." Fred 'Taffy' Fudpucker : "Are you sure you can spare it?"
	February 18, 2022 01:29:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Penny Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Who is the Reverence Ralph when he's walking by my place? Can he still do it?
	February 17, 2022 20:44:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rhonda Quimby
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next to the Cob Tree Inn, Ightham
Comments:	Fred, I'm so thrilled to read your comments here. Anna Lee was born Joan Boniface Winnifrith in Ightham, the daughter of St. Peter's Church rector, Bertram Winnifrith. She was known as 'The British Bombshell' during the 1930s. With your scholarly knowledge, I'm sure you are aware she was in (maybe a favourite of yours?) the 1941, John Ford Oscar winning film, 'How Green Was My Valley'. Please keep your award-winning calibre comments coming. You are a Borough Green treasure!
	February 17, 2022 20:21:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN VIA THE Rhondda
Comments:	Re Flo Dunster The correct spelling in welsh is CWM RHONDDA not what you have put down on these pages which means a part of a cows anatomy ,don't want to upset the Chapel goers now do we n ow!!!
	February 17, 2022 15:08:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:	with held
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN VIA THE RONDA
Comments:	What I find so funny is that MISS Penny poopsalot has not added her two pence worth to this discussion. or the Reverence ralph but he never does .
	February 17, 2022 14:57:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	I understand that Fred is a recognised expert in the evolution of Welsh sex toys since the early 1600s. Nowadays of course, they are handomely engineered, ergonomic, pieces of art with a broad range of functionality and skilful designs. Most have powerful motors with multiple speeds, different patterns, are customisable, or can be utilized with an app - some will even vibrate to the beat of your favourite song. Swiftly becoming known as a notable Borough Green resident, I'm sure Welsh Wizard Fred is linked with the beats of "Cwim Rhonnda." Way to go Fred - We are oh, so proud of you!!
	February 17, 2022 02:50:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Owen Bullock
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly BG High Street, few doors from the Co-op.
Comments:	Fred : I've heard that a guarenteed to satisfy all, well known sex toy chain, is opening there. They will even have sections for dogs and ferrets. Are you interested in becoming a technical sales assistant? Many feel that you would be ideal for the position. Best of luck!
	February 15, 2022 19:17:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:	WITH HELD DUE TO WOKE MOB
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN VIA THE RONDA
Comments:	Is there any truth that ANN Summers is coming to town or should I say that the DIY SHOP that is being knocked down in western road is being replaced by three shops that will replace it, Has one been been earmarked by this exciting company ??? your views please.
	February 15, 2022 16:38:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	fred fudpucker
Email:	with held
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN VIA THE RONDA
Comments:	Penelope keep swinging xxxxx
	February 15, 2022 16:26:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Penny Poopsalot
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Dear Ex-Rhonnda Valley Fred, What type of milk do you add to your beer? The fat content in regular 2% or skim milk isn't high enough; low fat milk will curdle in alcohol. Add half and half and heavy cream. Then our wobbly bits can clang away without abandon, and without affecting your drink. All the breast, Penny. XOX
	February 14, 2022 20:08:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Fudpucker
Email:	WITH HELD DUE TO WOKE MOB
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN VIA THE RONDA
Comments:	just imagine miss poopsalot and her fellow dames of the Borough green W I dancing through some wooded glade with nowt on but a fig leaf to cover there wobbly bits the thought of it curdles my beer .
	February 14, 2022 10:52:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Penny Poopsalot
Email:
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Comments:	Cool as a cucumber Fred. Fortunately for you Fred, you don't have to try harder to be cool - you are a born natural. And your "rebel with a cause " nature goes down so stunningly well with admiring hordes of BG females. We certainly don't think of you as being like a Yankee-type, fooish hippie/ yidloch that drives the noob school bus. Just that drives us to senseless craving while thinking about your delectable body.
	February 12, 2022 04:57:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	fred fudpucker
Email:	with held
Where are you from:	Borough green
Comments:	Miss p poopalot Silk underwear that's half your trouble my dear nothing like a quick rub down with a lettuce leaf and a good spanking with the sporting life TO COOL YOUR HARDER!!!!
	February 11, 2022 09:56:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rabbie & Wullie Russell / Celebrity Correspondents
Email:
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Comments:	Sweaty Prince Andrew : "Even if they come up with their trick questions, I shall truly assist the inquiry in any way that I can't."
	February 5, 2022 03:35:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
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Comments:	Party Gatin' Boris : "Trump said whatever he liked; Didn't care who he upset; And he had MAD hair --- If only we had somebody like that...."
	February 2, 2022 03:20:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
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Comments:	The Duke of York at Jeffrey Epstein's grave. Voice from the grave : "Go away Andrew, I don't want to be seen dead with you now!"
	January 30, 2022 02:37:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Miss I. M. Bigunuf
Email:
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Comments:	His tongue dripping wine on to the table; His Royal Slyness, The Duke of Yuck is eyeing youngish girls : "BLIMEY! --- COP A LOAD OF THAT! --- PHWOOOARRHH!! --- HUBBA-HUBBA!!"
	January 27, 2022 03:40:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Wrotham Road Labour Exchange. Job searcher, Bartholomew Plodarczyk : "I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."
	January 25, 2022 03:57:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Penelope von Poopsalot
Email:
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Comments:	Attention : Mister Fred Fudpucker. It's so excitingly marvelous to hear from you again Fred! Please keep the comments coming. And we can't wait to also hear from Captain the Honourable C. Scratchbull, MM DSO; Commander Theo Ramsbottom, RN Retired; Sir Ivor Bigun, Famous Stephen Russell, and the late (for a date?) Harvey Wallbanger the III. Would you like to try on my new, Downtown Dunks Green designed, silk underwear? Feels so nice! 'Bye for now. XOX
	January 24, 2022 22:51:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	fred fudpucker
Email:	with held
Where are you from:	kent west
Comments:	If young Boris wishes to improve his popularity all he has to do is abolish the expensive BBC TV License after all why should we pay for repeats and rubbish programs. Just think Starmer and his spend spend buddy's are in waiting on the side lines along with the immigration key s to the door
	January 24, 2022 12:34:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dave Dimwit
Email:
Where are you from:	Ivy Hatch
Comments:	OK, let's get serious. I'm told Bartholomew Plodarczyk says, Tom Tugendhat must be the favourite to replace Boris. If only because he has more followers on Twitter than Narendra Modi. I wouldn't have thought that. Can't be right. Can it?
	January 23, 2022 22:42:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
Email:
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Comments:	Hi Steve, An idea for you to get things rolling, while you peruse your 1950s copies of Enid Blyton's 'Sunny Stories'. It's known that your three favourite 'Noddy in Toyland' characters were Noddy, Mr. Plod the Policeman and Big Ears. There, now you can write and submit, a nice short, inspiring comment about them. In advance, here's thanking you so very much!
	January 18, 2022 04:02:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
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Comments:	Dear Stephen, Re : 'Borough Green News c/w History of Steve Russell Growing Up in the 1950's'. You're skating on thin ice Stephen, with your most impressive legacy, possibly about to start melting away. Does it mean that us faithful fans, with rum and towells at the ready, will have to keep watch around Basted Mill Pond to rescue you? Please look through your many copies of 1950s Enid Blyton's 'Sunny Stories', and submit an inspiring short comment. Please, please us many adoring fans. Flo XOX.
	January 15, 2022 03:02:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Hewers
Email:
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Comments:	Sleepy Joe B's on the lookout for another job. What happened to Tugger, too? I hope they don't make you an offer you can't refuse, Mike. The way the world's going, is making me speak so stupidly at times. But you are still the GREATEST, Mike. Don't EVER leave us. Barry.
	January 13, 2022 14:24:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	What worries me about the possibility of Boris resigning, is which of the other bozos can take his place? We're all doomed......
	January 13, 2022 09:26:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Muriel Murray and Bartholomew Plodarczyk
Email:
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Comments:	Don't worry, be happy. Boris is still the GRATEST thing since sliced bread. So put a smile on your face. Don't worry be happy (Look at us, we're happy). And have a happy Easter!
	January 12, 2022 13:16:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	BG Old Aged Apprentice Commenter (working to rule)
Email:
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Comments:	I'm quite suprised about, now quiet Steve. During the early fifties, we watched 'The Quiet Man' at the Rex Cinema, together. To think too - at one time he could read me like a book!!
	January 9, 2022 17:17:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham / Wrotham Sec'y School / F. P. Caine Ltd.
Comments:	Ann's mention of Georgie Fame (born Clive Powell), has reminded me of Steve Russell describing the antics of extremely naughty Clive Maskell (of Maidstone), while in Maidstone Hospital. Entertaining Clive, was there with polio during 1956 or 57. Borough Green girls Jane Rich, and (I believe) the eldest daughter of Mrs. Moreen Davies, were also there with polio. Steve didn't have polio, does anyone remember why he was there as a patient? If you're speaking to Steve, will someone please reply? I don't want to lie awake for too many nights thinking about this!
	January 8, 2022 20:57:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
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Comments:	Stephen. That should be July 22 of course. And I'm not quite an octogenarian! Georgie should have two birthdays, like you and the Queen. 'Bye for now. PS. Thomas Marmite said he (Prince G.) was nicknamed after Georgie Fame.
	January 8, 2022 16:45:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
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Comments:	Stephen. If Prince George of Cambridge is still wearing short trousers on his ninth birthday, will you also be wearing yours on the ninth of July? Perhaps he could try on the short trousers you wore when a member of Borough Green Wolf Cubs? That would be so super!
	January 8, 2022 04:07:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
Email:
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Comments:	English etiquette experts, explain that tradition mandates boys of the upper classes, refrain from long trousers until they are eight years old. Due to his impressive legs, Stephen R wore short trousers until the age of fifteen. It is believed that Prince George would like to be the same as Stephen.
	January 6, 2022 00:44:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Cyril Mummery
Email:
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Comments:	Steve, Such a pity - still no short comment from you. I'm informed you are losing fans/admirers by the day - seems like that's the way you wanted it though. Too bad. I suppose you must have got in with the wrong crowd. Are you a Tory now, and hanging around with Prince Andrew?
	January 4, 2022 16:38:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick 'Strummer' Rayfield
Email:
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Comments:	Hour or 2 a month gardener and avid drinker, Steve R : "Sometimes I wet my plants."
	January 4, 2022 00:16:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Lands
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Re : Smiler M. (Dec 18, 22:17:50). Actually, Smiler's mum Rose, told everyone the opposite - that he had acquired his nickname by being the most smiling baby from Wrotham to Claygate Cross. She was very proud of him. It is true, that he was seen to smile before he started to wear long trousers.
	January 3, 2022 17:17:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson / son of Sam
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate
Comments:	Stephen. Someone asked another well known BG-themed web site, if it was 'still active.' The reply was 'active to a degree.' To most, it appears to be a slim degree indeed. Being such a notable local person, don't you think your short comment to BG News should be sooner, rather than later? Thank you. PS. My dad always spoke well of you. All the best, Mick.
	January 2, 2022 22:08:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	In all fairness, surely Steve is obligated to submit a short comment to this fine website, isn't he? After all, it was BG News that got him over the line - made him Ultra Super-Duper famous, wasn't it? And he was fond of saying 'fair's fair,' too.
	January 2, 2022 00:06:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Hewers
Email:
Where are you from:	My name is from the Welsh miners who used to cut coal from seams
Comments:	Attention : Muriel and Bartholomew. That should be The Incorporated Borough Green Institute of Certified Commenters. We don't want to keep Stephen delaying any longer, do we? He's got the same law firm as the Duke of York - though I'm not sure what difference it makes. I'll feel better after my catnap.
	January 1, 2022 21:54:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Muriel Murray and Bartholomew Plodarczyk
Email:
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Comments:	Stephen, what on earth have you done!?? We have just heard, that the Honoury Secretary of the BG Institute of Certified Commenters, has announced their intention to go on strike. PLEASE attend to this at your earliest convenience, if not sooner. Thank you. A very happy new year, to one and all. Muriel and Bartholomew.
	January 1, 2022 16:55:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:	Steve knows/ he'll have to try and remember a bit harder
Comments:	It's up to you Steve - if you don't pull your finger out, I fear it will take from the impressive legacy that you have built up. And you will really let the side down too. Please submit your short comment NOW. Thank you. PS. If you have been fine tuning your short comment over Christmas, thank you so much. It will be such a wonderful new years surprise for us all to receive.
	December 31, 2021 16:34:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
Email:
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Comments:	Be committed to more sustainability - add Famous Stephen Russell's name to yours, when submitting your comment here. It may encourage him to comment all on his own, in early January 2022 - something really worthwhile for us to look forward to. Happy and prosperous new year to you all. Optimistic Frankie.
	December 31, 2021 00:18:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
Email:
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Comments:	Stevie R. Do not think too much when writing your short comment - to ensure not getting brain fog. Write what you know about - such as yourself. I'm sure it will be overlaid with wildness, weirdness and wackiness - you being such a natural!
	December 29, 2021 20:11:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
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Comments:	Stephen. I was not named after Flo Buss (Buster's mum) who lived at Batt's Cottages, Crouch before moving to Borough Green. John 'Rock' Hudson spread that around. I rather liked John, as well.
	December 29, 2021 16:18:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Flo Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Margaret M. and Carol. Even now, I'm willing to step out with Stephen. Better late than never, Long Mill Laners always say. PS. I rather liked Thomas and Robin to talk to, as well.
	December 29, 2021 15:51:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M and Carol B
Email:
Where are you from:	both formerly Wrotham area
Comments:	STEVE R - you are a huge disapointment, not submitting a short comment to this world class website. It has looked bad on us as well, with you being our boyfriend (at separate times) during the mid to late 1950s. Be it on your head, if unionised BG commenters do go on strike over this. PS. [Margaret] I wish I had stayed with Thomas Marmite, so there; [Carol] I wish I had gone with Robin Hodges, so there.
	December 28, 2021 16:55:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clan of Supermike Fans
Email:
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Comments:	Mike, What body positioning/modelling perfection, at the Rec play area revamp opening! You the tall standout, among the expectant waiting crowd....Your knee and the young boy's right ear at the cutting of the ribbon. Just sheer professionalism, how do you do it so consistently?
	December 26, 2021 16:24:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alex
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Remember him, Ted Willis? Very briefly : 'Dixon of Dock Green' (series ran 1955 to 1976); 'The Blue Lamp' (1950, Jack Warner, Dirk Bogarde); 'Trouble in Store' (1953, Norman Wisdom). He later became Baron Willis, of Chiselhurst in the County of Kent. A very happy Christmas and New Years, Mike and Jackie, from your vast clan of fans.
	December 24, 2021 20:16:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:	Website
Where are you from:	Borough Green & Proud
Comments:	The other day someone wished we might get to the magic 1/2 million mark by Christmas, and for some reason we had 374 hits yesterday which took us over the line, thanks to everyone. Happy Christmas to all my Guests, keep up the weird and whacky comments, a breath of humour in a grim world......
	December 24, 2021 08:09:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alexander
Email:
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Comments:	There became so much about crows. "....Lord Willis of Chiselhurst, told me he had heard an elderly Hill View lady, declare she was always up and about Windy Nob 'before the crows piddle or the sparrows fart'."
	December 22, 2021 06:46:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alexander Murray
Email:
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Comments:	Re : Windy Nob. I have wonderful memories of working on the Mid Kent News. Articles/responses etc. about the changing of local names, rather heated at times! - were interestingly, in a section titled "Crow to Pick." Congratulations on your most impressive hit rate!
	December 22, 2021 04:40:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Lands
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Plough Terrace, Basted
Comments:	Valerie M : What are you reading? -- Bobby and Mike : A mystery. -- Valerie M : But that is a 'rithmetic book. -- Bobby and Mike : Yep, it's a mystery to us.
	December 19, 2021 23:36:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bobby and Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Don't know what Shipbourne will think of us
Comments:	Half a million by Christmas Day....who would be octogenarians?!
	December 19, 2021 19:20:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bobby Placebo and Mike Fermenter
Email:
Where are you from:	Shipbourne
Comments:	It looks like grumpy Smiler is going to assist this superb website to achieve one million hits by Christmas Day! We knew his sister Valerie well. A very nice girl.
	December 19, 2021 18:03:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Smiler Merritt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Claygate Cross
Comments:	Margaret's sister-in-law, Mary, was a very attractive young girl - far more naturally striking than girls in Crouch, Claygate Cross and Basted. I couldn't wait to get to Borough Green. I understand that Mary was later living in the New Ash Green area. PS. During WWII I was 'named' "Smiler," by soldiers at a small army camp along Mill Road, a little north of Basted Paper Mill. I was a very stern looking baby, and circling my pram the soldiers tried everything for a few years to make me smile - with a complete lack of success.
	December 18, 2021 22:17:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Waters
Email:
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Comments:	I remember it well : when Margaret was about fourteen. I had panic attacks; I waited at a certain time when Margaret usually walked along BG High Street. As she arrived I acted like I didn't notice her - just continued my full time thinking about her. How I suffered!
	December 18, 2021 17:52:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mr. Eks
Email:
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Comments:	Dear former Miss MP, Surely you have got to remember someone in particular when you were 13, 14 - maybe me?
	December 18, 2021 00:50:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Edgar Sparrow
Email:
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Comments:	If I hadn't been too emotionally immature, when Margaret was 14 years of age - I'm sure I could have been her proud husband one day. I've ALWAYS regretted that.
	December 17, 2021 22:46:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Handsome Christopher White attended Borough Green Primary School and Judd School, Tonbridge. Does anyone know if he was the best man at Margaret's wedding? Thanking you in advance. Flo.
	December 17, 2021 16:53:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
Email:
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Comments:	It's me again Margaret, Now you don't know me - but I sure knew you. You ain't going to miss me Margaret, And don't I know that. It's me again Margaret, For sure I will always miss YOU - but NOT in my dreams.
	December 15, 2021 20:58:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	The 'pathetic' pseudonym guy, again
Email:
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Comments:	Margaret. I'm still trying to remember the name of your best friend who was also from Maidstone Rd. She used to wear glasses that really suited her, and was going with Derek Cheek from Fairseat (or Stansted), briefly at one time. The majority of us young males didn't dance (rock) too much. I used to watch you dance (so well) with your friend a lot of the time. My tremendous crush on you was mostly while you were 14/15/16. I had to sort of cool it a bit after that, if you get what I mean. But I never lost interest in you - far from it.
	December 14, 2021 20:12:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	The 2017 Election of a County Councillor for Malling West Division, included candidate, UKIP's Mike Jerrom. Margaret was chosen the most attractive assentor, by George 'Goony' Maynard. Myself and other former members of mid to late 1950s, Borough Green Invicta Youth Club, agreed that no one else really stood a chance. Well done, Margaret!
	December 14, 2021 02:54:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Ree again
Email:
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Comments:	Margaret. What made me most jealous, was Peter H from Hill View. Separate to that, a year or two before, do you remember a friend of an aquaintance of yours (from Maidstone) bloodying Peter's nose? You had told them not to punch me in the face. Thank you.
	December 14, 2021 01:05:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Terence Hodder
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Stone Street / originator of Button Factory BIZ'S nickname
Comments:	Dr. Whet Faartz : Did you hear what happened at the flea circus? -- Robin Hodges : No, what happened? -- Dr. Whet Faartz : My mongrel dog Sue came by and stole the show
	December 13, 2021 03:36:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Continuation of Dec 10, 2021 21:21:26 text/comment
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Comments:	Not many people would remember this, or even know about it, but Margaret was crazy about me. Keith Perkins, her later boyfriend confirmed this. After Keith, she was going with the brother of Christopher and Mary White - the three siblings lived with their parents in Borough Green High Street. Keith said that ALL the brother spoke about when going with Margaret, was HIS JOB. It was wearing on her, and she considered restarting with Keith. But as they say, that's all water under the bridge now. --- PS. Jazz at Highfield House was on Sunday evenings of course. --- PPS. When Margaret first expressed to BGites her interest in me, she said it was because I didn't have a girlfriend. --- Have you thought what might be my Christian name initial yet, Margaret? I'm checking here all the time! f course
	December 12, 2021 20:44:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Continuation of Dec 10, 2021 21:21:26 comment
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Comments:	Not many people would remember this, or even know about it, but Margaret was crazy about me. Keith Perkins, her later boyfriend confirmed this. After Keith, she was going with the brother of Christopher and Mary White - the three siblings lived with their parents in Borough Green High Street. Keith said that ALL the brother spoke about when going with Margaret, was HIS JOB. It was wearing on her, and she considered restarting with Keith. But as they say, that's all water under the bridge now.
	December 12, 2021 20:03:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
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Comments:	Margaret. I'll never forget you wearing that pink dress during twilight time, at the commencement of a dance at the Recreation Ground. You were really something!
	December 10, 2021 22:14:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mister Ree / that's pathetic isn't it ? / sorry!
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Comments:	Former Maidstone Rd., Margaret. Prior to the three youths mentioned, concentrate on someone else you thought a lot of. Then give me a clue that you remember me - my Christian name initial would be enough. By the way, I thought you looked great in that pink dress - especially when you were dancing. You thought it made you look 'washed out'. Actually, I thought you looked great in everything! The last time I saw you was at Highfield House, Maidstone - on a Saturday evening. I think more about you all the time.
	December 10, 2021 21:21:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret P.
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Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Road, BG
Comments:	Al J was MY boyfriend during 1957-58. Unbeknownst to me, did Jane think he was hers too? I was told he was like that but didn't believe it. Still, I was also rather friendly with Peter H from Hill View and Keith Perkins from Maidstone.
	December 9, 2021 19:48:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alan James and Jane Rich
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Where are you from:	1957/58 Borough Green Invicta Youth Club
Comments:	STEVE. PLEASE submit a speedy short comment for your fans, before some start deserting you. They are heartbroken. Ivor Bigun would probably require remuneration, so ask Thomas Marmite to help you if need be. Try your hardest. Thanking you in advance. Al and Jane.
	December 6, 2021 16:49:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alan James
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Comments:	Goodbye Steve. It isn't the early 1950s any more. Interest has REALLY dwindled!
	December 5, 2021 16:14:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Alan James
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Comments:	'Little things one remembers' (early 1950s). When the sun made shadows of the telegraph wires where we were walking : Stephen R used to scream, "I'm walking on the telegraph wires" --- "I'm walking on the telegraph wires" --- "I'm walking on the telegraph wires." It REALLY used to get on my mum's nerves!
	December 4, 2021 21:13:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
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Comments:	Is it coming to the end of getting on Famous SR's nerves - or does he lap it all up? Apparently he has the unionised commenters guessing - those that are checking his facial expressions that is. I don't remember him playing poker - more like draughts and snap. He thought the one who shoutest loudest was the winner of snap.
	December 4, 2021 16:41:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rabbie & Wullie Russell / Celebrity Correspondents
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Where are you from:	Daily Shmail, Mid Comp Office
Comments:	* Breaking News * --- Octogenarian Steve R., has been finding it a huge strain carrying on being such a super-famous BG celebrity. By not submitting a short comment, it is said he is open to letting the BG unionised commenters "....go on strike for as long as they like." Continuing "....they can get off my back, and make someone else 10% as famous as me." The spokesperson for the commenters said, "We have a few clever tricks up our sleeves, and do not intend to give up easily. On the other hand, he's pretty well run out of warnings. Even if he tried bringing Oprah Winfrey into the picture, we've never been a fan of hers."
	December 2, 2021 20:03:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Beryl Kemp
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Comments:	My brother has phoned to tell me it's spelt flatuosity and flatuous. I'm so lucky!
	November 30, 2021 21:55:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
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Where are you from:	formerly, Western Rd and BG Crossroads
Comments:	That milk that went off reminds me somewhat of Robin Hodges, who lived in Fen (Phen) Pond Rd, Ightham. But he was far, far worse. He was notorious - for his seemingly, non-stop flatuousity. I'm sure Button Factory Biz had been aware of him in the area, when he (RH) had been tucking into helpings of baked beans and cabbage.
	November 30, 2021 20:06:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
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Where are you from:	formerly, Old Platt Dairy
Comments:	Dear Steve R., Who ARE some of these commenters (ones with pseudonyms), who have assisted in making you SO FAMOUS. There is a prize for this. It won't be milk - it went off.
	November 30, 2021 16:44:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz's, mongrel dog Sue
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Comments:	One thing that gets me is, "It's always 'Sit', 'Heel' - never 'Think', 'Innovate', 'Be yourself'." Given the chance, I might even be able to get on next years Christmas Lights Festival at 4:30 pm. Wish me luck.
	November 28, 2021 22:54:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
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Comments:	I think that the special combined 'Two Steves', Elvis Knees Bend/Chuck Berry Duck Walk/and little too provocative twist, would have been marvelous as well. Maybe next year?
	November 28, 2021 17:03:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Carter
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Comments:	4:30 pm : Steve. Steve Aiston? Who's he when he's about? From Wrotham Heath? What a downer.
	November 28, 2021 05:35:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Georgina Smith
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Comments:	Might the 4:30 pm participant even be Steve P? He was reckoned to be quite a mover while dancing the twist; even described by some as a little too provocative. It will be an interesting afternoon, that's for sure.
	November 27, 2021 00:52:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis
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Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd., Boro' Green
Comments:	There's just no way - even Michael Jackson - could have performed the Elvis Knees Bend or the Chuck Berry Duck Walk, like Borough Green's very own Steve Russell. What an entertainer!!
	November 26, 2021 16:29:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Doreen and Pauline
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Where are you from:	formerly The Spoute, Plaxtol
Comments:	We are the twins who were born in 1943; and attended Wrotham Secondary School and Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club. Steve certainly had the legs for his fantastic interpretation of the Elvis Knees Bend. We hope he's been practicing it for Saturday afternoon. Julie Summers' boyfriend, David Gasson from Tollgate Estate, was first to come up with that expression by the way. See you on Saturday, folks!
	November 25, 2021 19:46:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Doreen and Pauline Bear
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Comments:	We've heard it through the grapevine, that the upper echelon of Borough Green informants can't even get Steve to submit a short comment. Fingers crossed Steve (Russell?) will turn up at 4:30 pm on Saturday. And if it comes to it, 'The Two Steves' the better, we say.
	November 25, 2021 16:59:29 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence and Vera Dunster
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Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Are we allowed to appear in photos with Stephen [Russell?], during those 15 special minutes on Saturday? We are so excited....shakin' all over!
	November 25, 2021 01:50:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clive Francis
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Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Road, BG
Comments:	During the latter half of the 1950s, Barry Pilkington Slater was friends with Siggi Malzigus, who was living in Platt. Partly because of Siggi, Barry and Steve went on a holiday to Germany. By their appearance, Germans thought that Barry was German and Steve was Jewish. By all accounts, they had a good time there.
	November 23, 2021 16:47:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
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Comments:	See : July 30, '21 comment.It would be great to witness a re-run of Steve and Robin Hodges prancing around in a horse costume; even though they are now octogenarians. Afterwards, front of the horse Robin had said that he could have performed even better, if he'd downed half a dozen bowls of baked beans and cabbage. My informant is still waiting to hear what super-sport Steve feels about this.
	November 22, 2021 23:22:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
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Comments:	Borough Green Christmas Lights & Christmas Market. 27th Nov., 2021. 4:30 pm - Steve. Wearing his Roy Orbison-style leopard skin shoes, will that be Steve R showing off his legendary version of the Chuck Berry Duck Walk?
	November 22, 2021 03:03:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	George 'Goony' Maynard
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Comments:	I think Peter R. is posing as Tony 'Spud' Waite. He (PR) went with Rosemary H. as well.
	November 21, 2021 18:20:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
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Comments:	Who do readers think is the main person with knowledge about him? Perhaps Mr. Russell will submit his opinion about this? Such a mystery.
	November 20, 2021 17:28:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
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Comments:	If the now TOO Famous Stephen 'Steve' Russell, born 1941, does not leave a short comment within 24 hours, Borough Green's unionised commenters will definitely go on strike. Once too often, you have been warned!!
	November 20, 2021 00:46:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
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Comments:	Hello again Stephen. What a dream I recently had; probably the ARC workshop photo had something to do with it. You were lead singer with The Quarrymen [Liverpool] rock/skiffle group, during the latter half of the 1950s. Pauline Cunningham's boyfriend from Kingsdown was also in the dream group. [He performed with his skiffle group at Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club, of course]. You were even doing the Chuck Berry duck walk (he was a favourite of yours); as you well know. The dream was really nice, but then my cat woke me up. I had been laying on her sleep aid 'purr pillow'. Have a nice week, Ann.
	November 14, 2021 21:41:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite and Rosemary H.
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Comments:	Hey, Famous Steve mate : Maybe if you hadn't signed so many autographs in your time, you would have left a short comment? But we'll let you off, if we can see your 80th birthday photo - right buddy? Don't be fright - unless you look like SP now, and we know that's impossible!?
	November 14, 2021 16:44:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret and Carol
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Comments:	At times we didn't know if he was slurring, joking, or what. But 'everyone' agreed, he was great company.
	November 13, 2021 17:03:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Margaret M & Carol B
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Where are you from:	Both formerly Wrotham, when we were crazy about him
Comments:	We remember when Steve R used to say, "In dog beers I've only had one."
	November 11, 2021 23:11:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine R.
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Comments:	I've just heard from my eldest brother, that Famous Steve R. used to visit close to my home. When he was 11 to 14, he regularly rode his bicycle around local and further afield villages. And he often popped into his Aunt's in Ivy Hatch - she lived close to The Plough pub. I assume Steve was mostly interested in Vimto, ginger beer, Smith's Crisps and Whitbread inn signs at that time, and his liver was in perfect condition. I would be so appreciative to know which aunt it was; he had so many aunts and cousins.
	November 11, 2021 17:45:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
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Where are you from:	Ivy Hatch
Comments:	Hello Peter : Thank you so much for that. I hope you are keeping well. Although not everyones cup of tea, I rather enjoy Dr. Whet Faartz's dry sense of humour. With the climate change, I've heard that Rex's Kentish ragstone shed has dried somewhat. In the past, I heard that sitting against one of his damp, cold walls made visiting BH's backache worse. Even slowed him up on the cricket pitch later in his career, while representing the BG Veterans XI. He had to have his back massaged following every over, and when the players left the pitch he was transported on a wheelbarrow. Well, cheerio for now Peter. Elaine.
	November 10, 2021 16:43:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter W.
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Comments:	Elaine - And, "That train spotting S. P. mentioned?" [by commenter RW]. S. P. didn't mention.
	November 9, 2021 21:05:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Woodger
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Comments:	For Elaine Ridsdale. Hi Elaine, I was not being nosy, but overheard a conversation you were having with Dr. Whet Faartz. My understanding is that the mention of reputation damage referred to S. P., not to the Cartoon/Revolving Logo Celebrity.
	November 9, 2021 20:16:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rex
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Comments:	S.P.'s not just a pretty face. I saw him in Tonbridge once, collecting dragon boat racing numbers too. He get's around. Must spend most of his pocket money on pencils and note books, I should think. Each to his own if he can afford it, I suppose. Muriel Murray said he has an exciting life.
	November 9, 2021 19:28:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sexy Rexy Walls
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Comments:	Apparently in 1861, the first train spotter - a 14 year old girl, was writing down the numbers of engines heading in and out of Paddington Station.
	November 9, 2021 17:11:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rex Walls
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Where are you from:	Old Soar 18th-century farmhouse shed
Comments:	That train spotting S. P. mentioned? You are indeed, still an extremely talented wordsmith Mike!
	November 9, 2021 16:40:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Attorney Perry Mason
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Comments:	If any help is needed Mike, I'm here visiting Crowhill.
	November 8, 2021 17:51:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
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Comments:	Way to go, Mike. Can't wait! And damage his reputation even more? Tut-tut. By now, surely everyone should know who the supreme, artistic, cartoon and logo humourist is. Is he back from Ouzo Island with his suntan yet?
	November 8, 2021 16:49:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
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Where are you from:	Borough Green and Proud
Comments:	I too have a photo that I use on my phone, (not that the man you mention ever phones me), that was assembled by a dear friend of this site well known for scurrilous cartoons and logos. Once the Statute of Limitations is over, I may post it here, but value my freedom too much at the moment
	November 8, 2021 08:33:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Basil Hughes
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Comments:	Michael : From the TMBC website about 4 or 5 years ago, I have an autographed colour photo with the title 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' [S.P.?]. It is going for 10 bob, or nearest offer. If you know anyone who would be interested, that is. Cheers!
	November 7, 2021 19:56:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nurse Ratched
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Comments:	Michael : so close to 41 Maidstone Road here. I will turn up my transistor radio for you to hear. And toss you my cast iron boomerang (I've been lifting weights in this fresh air). I've got a chicken house here too, and have to attend to boiling eggs right now. Nice B. H. gave me a couple of jars of Sanatogen nerve tonic - which helped me immensely, by the way. Bye for now, Nurse R.
	November 7, 2021 16:38:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
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Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	I am so sorry Barry, a recent sale at Sotheby's resulted in no bids whatsoever for a similar picture. It seems people just want to forget. But take heart, Oliver Cromwell is slowly becoming acceptable, your picture may gain some value in years to come. Good to See Nurse Rached is calming down, the drugs are clearly having an effect - we can see a small plume of smoke rising from Crowhill at this very moment, we hope she doesn't set fire to her tent.
	November 7, 2021 13:21:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Basil Hughes
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Comments:	Dear Michael : I have for sale, a mint condition, autographed colour photo of former Cllr. Bart Wlodarczyk with former BGPC Chair, Susan Murray. My special, once in a lifetime offer to you, is for 3 quid. There was much demand for this photo, but I have prioritized yourself. Thank you. As ever, B. H.
	November 6, 2021 21:55:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Now slightly nicer, Nurse Ratched
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Comments:	Well, you said it Michael - Nov 2, 20:21 09:24:09 (GMT Time) "....I am now the proud owner of Crowhill, Stayley's Acre and the public toilets. So there...." To prove my new niceness [Nurse Ratched] : "GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO".
	November 6, 2021 20:19:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nurse Ratched
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Where are you from:	Now residing at 100% original Windy Nob, in my tent.
Comments:	You are lumbered with just a road, "Crowhill", aren't you Michael? That's what you said Nov 2nd. My human rights lawyer friend advised me to stay where I am.
	November 6, 2021 16:25:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pete Perry
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Where are you from:	Boro' Green and thrilled to bits about it.
Comments:	Tinker Taylor, how is Carshalton? Let me tell you - three times Wimbledon Champion, Fred Perry, is thought to be a distant relation of mine. And singing in the shower, I sound a little like Perry Como. So there....
	November 6, 2021 11:46:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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Comments:	Mike old chap. And like double wow!! Mixed in with a tantalizing discussion with Nurse Ratched, eh what?! Reminds me of those Egyptian funny cigarettes. PS. Only a few words from her, but the Nurse seems more relaxed now, doesn't she?
	November 5, 2021 19:12:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
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Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	"Don't bogart that joint", there's a blast from me past. Kinky Friedman, New Riders of the Purple Sage, Cheech & Chong, wow !!!!
	November 5, 2021 09:49:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
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Comments:	Hey, quit bogarting the joint, Mike!
	November 4, 2021 15:42:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jaga Baba
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Comments:	Mike : Your impressive Nov 2 comment. Some are wondering if you were on Black gold, Buddha, and Chiba chiba - mixed in with dried banana skins.
	November 4, 2021 03:12:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Nurse Ratched
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Where are you from:	Boro' Green
Comments:	Has been spoken about for several years now. Us Conservatives are quite happy. Thank you F. M. T. - you can return to your catnap now.
	November 3, 2021 15:46:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Muriel Murray
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Comments:	Praise for Harry Rayner; Tom Tugendhat; Matt Boughton.... Starting small, big guns firing - F. M. T., is softening. They are chipping away - how long will he last?
	November 3, 2021 15:16:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
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Where are you from:	Borough Green & Proud
Comments:	Wow, this has all taken an interesting direction, my fan club has been infiltrated. Interesting 'nom des plumes' though, all avatars of those who have perverted the system for their own ends, and then used their political connections to avoid being taken to task. And as for Matt B, I don't care what colour rosette he wears, he seems to have his own agenda, and some of his new policies have caused a sharp intake of breath amongst Tory Grandees, and I have seen him take Officers to task in public. So give the guy a chance, he is a breath of fresh air
	November 3, 2021 09:16:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
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Where are you from:	East Malling via opposite Platt Church
Comments:	Heard the latest? It hasn't come out yet, but Borough Green's unionised commenters are going on strike. They are worried about the BGPC Chair getting too pally with Conservatives. It isn't going down well - no Siree.
	November 3, 2021 01:31:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Basil Hughes
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Comments:	What's in a name? Your research shows 'der Hill of Crows'? Did Matt Boughton assist you with your so called research? I've heard his after shave smells like a rose.
	November 3, 2021 00:07:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Muriel Murray
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Comments:	So the Conservatives softened up F. M. T., I knew they would.
	November 2, 2021 18:35:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Basil Hughes
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Comments:	F. M. T., retire to your public toilet.
	November 2, 2021 18:19:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pete Perry
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Comments:	Can't wait to see the back of you. So there....
	November 2, 2021 18:08:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pete Perry
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Comments:	Time for you to go. So there....
	November 2, 2021 15:55:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Pete Perry
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Comments:	You're making it up as you go along - like the other immigrants, but worse. So there....
	November 2, 2021 15:22:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
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Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	The research shows that the name is Crowhill (der Hill of Crows), hence the use in road names , but colloquial names develop over time, hence, Naylor's Knob, The Knob, Crowhill Knob, Windy Knob. And provided each person knows who the other is referring to, what's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. And legally speaking, as it was my own �3 paid to TMBC Leader Matt Boughton, and pictured, I am now the proud owner of Crowhill, Staley's Acre, and the public toilets. So there.....
	November 2, 2021 09:24:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ron Cripps
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Where are you from:	formerly Fairseat. My cousin Sandra cut men's hair in Mr. Raymond's at one time.
Comments:	From Ms. T. B., Monckton Road, BG. Few years back. "Lived in Borough Green all my life and haven't a clue where Crowhill Knob is (obviously somewhere around Crowhill!)." You were honest, thank you.
	November 2, 2021 02:06:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoff Pettitt
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Comments:	Re : (a) Crow Hill, east of Windy Nob. The Crow Hill Estate was built in 1919. --- (b) Hill View, west of Windy Nob. Council houses were erected on Hill View in 1928. --- (c) It was not until 1934 when MRDC was formed that real planning was commenced in the area.
	November 2, 2021 00:44:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
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Comments:	Yes, Windy Nob. Never "Naylor's Nob" (after farmer below) either. And cancel that new out west 'Windy Nob' forthwith.
	October 31, 2021 18:56:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Douglas
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Comments:	There never was a 'Crowhill Knob'. Just Windy Nob. Crow Hill was at the east side of the 'hill'. Younger people [under 75] have dreamed up a variety of new names. They don't improve anything. Why can't they leave things as they are?
	October 31, 2021 16:47:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor
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Comments:	Sorry 'bout that Fiona! Another Senior-Plus Citizen Moment! Should be 'East' of course.
	October 30, 2021 16:26:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
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Comments:	Cripes! How many times is Ivor Bigun reading BG Community website? Hits are going through the roof currently! How you doin' Ivor? Have you seen Jilly Stunt and/or Fiona West lately? Many have missed hearing from you ....drop us a line mate....Soon! Please!!
	October 30, 2021 15:31:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Richard
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Comments:	"Well, when I was out in Algiers..." That was Fred from Batts Cottages, Claygate Cross, Crouch saying that. Some are reading it as Mr. Rogers.
	October 27, 2021 00:38:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Richard Steele
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Comments:	Among lower level workers at Caines, Mr. Rogers' nickname had been 'Goat ears'.
	October 26, 2021 20:04:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Richard Steele
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Comments:	I remember the WWII Royal Observer Corp building at Windy Nob. There had been 15-plus or so members who wore an RAF style ('hairy mary') uniform/berets. Mr. Kenneth C. T. Rogers, a director at F. P. Caine Limited during the 1950s, had been one of those wartime members. He regularly mentioned those Observer Corp days while at Caines. Similar to Fred Lidstone during the 1950s - he regularly brought into any type of conversation : "Well, when I was [during wartime] out in Algiers...."
	October 26, 2021 19:50:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
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Comments:	Windy Nob, the hill just to the east of Hill View used to host the annual bonfire night, at its crest. The BGPS pupils would see the bonfire being assembled [by John Naylor] for several months prior, and be thinking of 'penny for the guy' and the fireworks they would be taking there. There was just the Observer Corps building there in those days. 'Windy Nob' was later used for the area just along the footpath to Ightham that goes across Staleys Rd and continues on to and across the quarry link road. I am an octogenarian now, and I hear some 15 years younger than myself calling the original Windy Nob, 'Naylor's Nob'.
	October 25, 2021 16:03:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jim Douglas
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Comments:	Overlooking the village, west of Crow Hill, it would be great to have a large [Charles Willsher designed] 'BG Herald' flag flying at Windy Nob.
	October 24, 2021 20:40:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge
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Comments:	At home with the Flags. Union Jack Flag : "I got a raise at work today."
	October 24, 2021 19:35:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Sidney Sainsbury
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Where are you from:	formerly Basted-upon-Bourne
Comments:	Could that have been a friend, associate, or admirer of Ivor B, Barry H or Taffy W., who took that photo on 2. Mar. 2017? Hmm...a mystery indeed.
	October 20, 2021 19:09:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	The Marquis
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Comments:	With BH only a year or so older than myself, and Barry a town in the Vale of Glamorgan, how did I make that mistake? Still, since becoming an octogenarian I'm making more all the time.
	October 17, 2021 22:59:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
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Comments:	Hi Mike. "Flags and Flagpoles" --- "BGPC owns the flagpoles at the War Memorial, Baptist Chapel, and the Library." There has been interest expressed by the website showing, of the Welsh National Flag. Some think it is to honour Ivor Bigun - some Brian Hughes...and some Taffy Wlodarczyk.
	October 17, 2021 21:32:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Karen Walton
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Comments:	I happily attended Borough Green Primary School from 1965 to 1970. During my last year, I especially remember a nice boy they called King Kenny. He sat behind me and never once pulled or played with my hair. He said his dad was already training him to be an emergency cat flap repairer. Many will remember Mr. Field the Head Master, of course. I hope I am not too unmemorable! Does anyone remember me? This is a marvelous website. Thank you!
	October 16, 2021 20:17:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
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Comments:	I remember when Salmon Farmer the plumber from Sunnyside, finished courting Florence Dunster of Long Mill Lane, Crouch. He had been working on a toilet bowl problem. He said "It's over Flo."
	October 5, 2021 16:01:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
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Comments:	Biz's former territory. Burton's Button Factory was located in Fen Pond Road, Ightham. During the 1950s, Dutch company Optilon (Zip) Fasteners replaced them at those premises. Maureen Elliott's Dutch boyfriend worked there with the company. Maureen's boyfriend : "Have you seen my shoe Maureen?" --- Maureen : "Honey, there's a clog in the sink." --- Her boyfriend : "Are you trying to be funny, Sweetheart? Get Plumber Biz to unclog the sink."
	October 2, 2021 02:58:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
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Comments:	Hey Roger Biz again. Do you remember hearing about Mick Farmer telling Mrs. Bennett (@ Ivy Cottage, top of Rock Rd) : "These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find." He pulled back the shower/bath curtain, and there was Caine's Scottish plumber, Tom Kelvie, playing his bagpipes.
	October 1, 2021 02:10:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Les 'Nutty' B.
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Station Road, BG.
Comments:	Well flippin' 'eck. If that don't sound like me old supermate, 'Dodger Roger the Lodger'. City & Guilds of London Institute, First Class Final.
	September 28, 2021 14:45:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
Email:
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Comments:	Attention, formerly Ightham Button Factory/BIZ. Just thinking mate, with you being so well known as an accomplished all-round Master Plumber, why does the sound of running water make us octogenarians more want to wee wee?
	September 27, 2021 01:08:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Goldup
Email:
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Comments:	Button Factory Biz. Aah! The trombone. Do you remember dancing the Foxtrot, Waltz, Quickstep, Latin-American, Cha-Cha, etc., at the George & Dragon dances? I had a few dances with Stella Johnson one night and she sat on my lap. I've never forgotten it. Dreamt about it quite a lot, too.
	September 17, 2021 16:24:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
Email:
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Comments:	Hi Geoffrey. I'm told that the guy who runs the site, studied trombone with John Iveson and has performed with the Grimethorpe Colliery Band. Interesting.
	September 17, 2021 15:04:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoffrey Tolson
Email:
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Comments:	From another locally-themed website (mentioned here during May). It seems a little strange, the sort of thing that goes on and on... From a June 13, 2015 comment. "It's reminded me that my great-grandfather, George Ashmore Roberts, was a poet." --- From an Anna Koneg comment of Sept 22, 2017. "It's a bit off-topic, but I just came across your comment about George Ashmore Roberts, and he was my great-great-grandfather! Do you have any more info about him?" --- From an Ann King comment of Nov 19, 2017. "Regarding the poet, that was quite a coincidence. Some think that indeed, if they are the same person you should definitely consider buying a lottery ticket." --- From ALISTAIR STEWART - May 15, 2021. "I ALSO AM A GREAT GRANDCHILD OF GEORGE ASHMORE ROBERTS LOOKING FOR MORE INFORMATION." --- Some think that famous Steve Russell will start getting jealous. Don't worry Steve, time is on your side!
	September 5, 2021 21:19:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	I know some of you enjoy ribbing Tugger, but I have to say I have been impressed with his performance at Westminster in recent months- his Afghanistan speech had a sincerity that cannot be faked. He is coming across as someone of substance, whilst Boris, Raaab and team come across as bumbling fools. Someone should tell Boris to read his own Government statistics about Covid, rising every day.
	September 3, 2021 07:45:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jovial Jerry Corbyn
Email:
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Comments:	With Tugger on about Rocco's Pizza, Robin Betts' cheese, L. J. Betts' baby spinach, Beirut peacock meat and Chairing the Foreign Affairs Select Committee, how does he find time for the Borough of Tonbridge & Malling and cleaning his teeth?
	August 29, 2021 19:49:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
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Comments:	"It would be great to be 105 and still making films." Clint Eastwood. And it would be great with Mike to be 105 and still Chairman of BGPC.
	August 29, 2021 02:50:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jan 'Honsa' Beran
Email:
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Comments:	Dog owners who continually refuse to pick up their pets poo, are confronted by fed up BGites who are fans of Clint Eastwood. "Listen, punks. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and crushed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"
	August 26, 2021 03:01:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clint E.
Email:
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Comments:	"If you want to see a CHANGE for the better, sometimes you have to take things into YOUR OWN HANDS." "GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO"!!
	August 25, 2021 17:43:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
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Comments:	I should have mentioned sooner - great Crow Hill photo Mike! Keep it on your websites forever. You look a little like a young Clint Eastwood - even better! You're sure keeping up the good work. Many thanks.
	August 25, 2021 14:53:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Fairly well known future PM is ramping up sales with genuine personal humour. Rocco's Pizza, Tonbridge. Hottest Pizzas Around. Tugger : "If you haven't tried these, they're the best. Don't believe my words, trust my waist." They say that variety is the spice of life - dining in posh Paris restaurants, then entering that pizza joint at 135 High Street. I wonder if he gets them free for advertising them on Twitter?
	August 24, 2021 03:58:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
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Comments:	During the mid-50s, Tommy Marmont and Margaret M. ceased to be 'going steady' boyfriend and girlfriend. Asked if he was sad about this Tommy replied, "Margaret was my best ever girlfriend, but now I get to see my best ever pal Stephen Russell more." A year later, Margaret was going steady with boyfriend Stephen. In those days, that's the way the cookie crumbled for boys like Tommy and Stephen.
	August 22, 2021 19:51:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Goldup
Email:
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Comments:	Well, well, if it isn't Button Factory Biz! Long time no see. How's it going then? Good to see you're getting famous! Janet lived very close to you didn't she, before the Lockyers moved to near St. Peter's Church. Do you remember when you challenged me to that boxing match at Wrotham Secondary School, and I 'chickened' out? Everyone knew I didn't want to spoil your good looks! All for now, Fearless Fred!
	August 19, 2021 15:43:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Biz. Did you realise that Janet Lockyer and Stella Johnson were attracted to you, while close to graduating from Maidstone Technical School for Girls? I spoke with them a while back. They mentioned how difficult it was to foresee the looks of some men, and what you might look like about now. They mentioned Trevor Bannister in 'Are You Being Served?' and later in 'Last of the Summer Wine'. They didn't recognise him in the latter 'comedy'. However, they said they were sure you would always be a good looking man.
	August 17, 2021 19:36:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
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Comments:	Sorry Biz - that should be Jerry 'Colonna' of course. Hope you were not searching the wrong part of your record files. I think your dad's actual favourite was Ebb Tide. Hits are picking up again!
	August 17, 2021 16:45:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
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Comments:	Gotta stop talking about you Biz - the hits are going down. Who are you playing cricket for now - Ightham or Plaxtol? Are you still the strong silent one - or will you reply? All the best, mate.
	August 16, 2021 14:57:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Biz, it's me again. Round about 66 years ago, you spelt your second Christian name E-V-A-N. You said it was Euan and pronounced it Ewen. Who came up with that name? Apparently it was on your birth certificate. Did you EVER get it right?
	August 15, 2021 21:42:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Biz aquired his nickname from Terry Hodder of Stone Street, at Wrotham Secondary School. "More be luck than judgement, eh Biz?" I remember Terry uttering countless times. Yep, them's were the days - eh Biz? P.S. Do you still have your dad's Jerry Calona records?
	August 15, 2021 15:22:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chris Page
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly opposite The Beech Inn, Seven Mile Lane, Mereworth
Comments:	Mick 'Salmon' Farmer was a plumber and hot water engineer. He lived at Sunnyside, Sevenoaks Road. During the 1950's my brother Malcolm served an apprenticeship with Mick, in the same trade, at F.P. Caine Ltd. --- Following a small job for Mrs. Lilie Bennett at Ivy Cottage, top of Rock Road. Honest/eloquent Mick : "Mrs. Bennett, your egress conduit was merely occluded by an agglomeration of saponaceous residuum." --- P.S. I took up boxing after leaving school. I had been a bit of a bully at Wrotham Secondary School and would like to apologise in particular to Ginger Jennings, Button Factory Biz, John Hastings, Edna Scott and Priscilla Liddell. I'm so sorry. P.P.S. Biz also served a plumbing and hot water engineering apprenticeship at F.P.Caine Limited. --- All the Best, Chris.
	August 14, 2021 23:54:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Chief Rabbi't of Ightham Warren
Email:
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Comments:	My misses don't think he's too special in the looks department.... says when he grins, often looks like his pipe baccy is making him sick.
	August 7, 2021 20:01:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Do you think Tugger is better looking when he's grinning, not grinning - or when he's wearing his mask?
	August 7, 2021 00:37:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
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Comments:	They say that anything can happen in the Excited States. And that one day in Westminster, a Dog Faeces Clean Up Warden will progress to being a powerful Tory backbencher and future leadership contender. Wow! Who'd a thunk it?!
	August 6, 2021 23:59:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jan 'Honsa' Beran
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Sue Murray and Andrew Kennedy are huge admirers of Conservative Bartosz, aren't they?
	August 5, 2021 22:21:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoff Pettitt
Email:
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Comments:	I'm told that Bart Wlodarczyk is on the short list to be appointed Dog Faeces Clean Up Warden. Could someone be pulling my leg? Thanks.
	August 5, 2021 21:04:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I vividly remember part of a Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club Ball - Steve R and Robin Hodges were prancing around in a horse costume. There was then a meal break, for front of the horse Robin. With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Steve was becoming increasingly dismayed as Robin wolfed down his third bowl of baked beans and cabbage.
	July 30, 2021 21:36:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly hardman of Long Pond Cottages, Wrotham Road
Comments:	From the Great Robin Hodges, see his June 24 comment, which included : "But she trafed (girl's code) like a boy". That is ( for John 'Rock' Hudson's benefit); 'let rip' - compared to, ease out a 'carpet slipper squeak'.
	July 27, 2021 14:48:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	John 'Rock' Hudson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Winfield Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Re : Frankie Paughan's comment here, 2 days ago. Question : Some fans of this site have been asking, "What was that all about?" Answer : Musician Eric Clapton blames propaganda for his disastrous COVID-19 vaccine experience.
	July 25, 2021 20:08:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Woodger
Email:
Where are you from:	Snodland via Basted
Comments:	In 1845, bottled beer increased in popularity in Western Road, Boro' Green, following the removal of the glass tax. 115 years later, in Wrotham (following the shaking of hands) - Carol B's dad said : "How are you planning for the future young man?" - to which, not then so famous Steve R confidently replied : "Well Sir, I'm buying 3 dozen bottles of John Courage beer, instead of 1 dozen."
	July 24, 2021 19:36:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
Email:
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Comments:	George 'Goony' Maynard would have loved to have Eric 'Slowhand' Clapton in his Platt Brickyard Blues Band. George was quite romantic, and regularly would be heard humming Eric's 'Wonderful Tonight'. Recently, 'Absurd' Eric experienced severe side effects for weeks after his first and particularly his 2nd shot of AstraZeneca's Covid vaccine. "My hands and feet were either frozen, numb, or burning, and pretty much useless for two weeks, I feared I would never play again," he wrote in a letter posted to Telegram, "but the propaganda said the vaccine was safe for everyone." Like our Modest Mike, Eric was another famous person born in 1945.
	July 23, 2021 00:54:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater/continued
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	... - while Robin's were natural (or almost). As they each had half of the majority of the popular support, they were declared joint-champions - Stephen with his "elevener", and Robin with his "sevener". If it had been several years later than 1950, some might have wondered if their conkers had been injected with epoxy."
	July 22, 2021 06:32:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	"This Sporting Life" --- "The 1950 Borough Green Primary School Conker Championship, has been hailed as an everlasting memory. It was contested during playtimes over a period of one and a half weeks. The two eventual winners were Stephen Russell and Robin Hodges. They had selected special trees into which they hurtled sticks to bring down their nuts. Stephen's were close to where his father market-gardened, by Basted House - and Robin's were just off of a lane at the other side of Oldbury, in the direction of Stone Street (he lived in Ightham). Prior to the tournament commencing, Robin and Stephen cycled to Meopham to practice there together. They said it was to breathe in the air of John Tradescant the Younger's birthplace - he had been responsible for the introduction of the horse chestnut tree to our Isles in 1633. Robin and Stephen were serious about their sport. There was controversy that Stephen's conkers were pickled with a mixture of malt, apple cider and Balsamic vinegars
	July 22, 2021 06:18:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hello again Steve. It might remind you of me 'just a little!' if you listen to the Seekers rendition of 'It Doesn't Matter Anymore'. I was told my singing voice was similar to that of their vocalist, Judith Durham. Not anymore though!
	July 19, 2021 16:06:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Spud
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve! I'm being told : "Look forward" --- "Don't look back" --- "Reminiscing doesn't promote health". I feel OK - more or less. I would appreciate one or two of your wise thoughts on this matter. T. I. A. Buddy!
	July 10, 2021 14:40:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:	The Red Bull, Eccles... quite a bit
Comments:	Stevie R, I got SO interested in the Euros that, at the moment I'm more interested in Larkfield & New Hythe Wanderers, Snodland Town, and Staplehurst Monarchs participating in the SCEFL 2021/22. Will you be wearing your Italian style jacket on Sunday? GO - ENGLAND - GO!!
	July 9, 2021 15:12:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Spud/ continued
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	....thanking you muchly in advance!
	July 7, 2021 00:32:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve R., Guten Morgen! Have you still got that fantastic Italian style jacket you used to wear during the mid to late 1950s? Teddy Atkins said it was the most fabulous he had ever sold. And it went a treat with your (just like Roy Orbison's) 70 quid leopard skin shoes. You would be such a great hit on the octogenarian's retro dating scene. You probably are - you son of a gun you! Do you remember at 16 years of age - you excelling doing the Elvis knees bend at Wrotham Rock 'n Roll Club? Next best dancer, Ken Jennings, was so envious; Corrie Osbourne was 'dancing'/running around his girlfriend at breakneck speed to prevent her admiring your moves; and Veronica Dyke and her Mum were after you all the time - I don't think Mrs. Dyke ever charged you for admission. Don't forget, if I ever repeat myself, we're still waiting for a few lines from you Old Buddy! We know you've got it in you! You are welcome to retaliate of course, but please don't hurt our feelings. Fingers crossed, here's
	July 7, 2021 00:26:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann Kay
Email:
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Comments:	Att : Mr. Stephen Russell. Hello Steve! I'm Ann Kay. I used to have enjoyable chats with you at the cellar coffee bar in Riverhead during 1958/59. I had quite a crush on you actually! Several boys were interested in me at the time, but I waited in case you would have liked me as your steady girlfriend. I thought about you all the time. I gave up in April 1959, Buddy Holly was top of the charts with 'It Doesn't Matter Anymore'. I'm glad you are keeping well; I like the ARC workshop photo! All the best. Bye for now. Ann
	July 5, 2021 20:22:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Harry Picklington Baker
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Elaine Carter : "My phone number too." Lady Jessica Shorthorn : "And mine."
	July 5, 2021 12:43:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
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Comments:	Peter R : "My brother Steve is quite wealthy...so I never know what to give him for his birthday." Josie Broad's sister : "My phone number."
	July 2, 2021 22:08:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	From tape recordings made at the Ightham Scout headquarters during the 1950's. The all-round winner of that decades Wettest, Bubbliest, Most Disgusting Traf compilation, was adjudged to be ... for those who have forgotten ... drum roll ... the Great Robin Hodges.
	July 1, 2021 20:57:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Steve R. Do you remember you fancied Doreen B from Plaxtol (at Wrotham Sec'y School)? But she trafed (girl's code) like a boy. I fancied her too until then.
	June 24, 2021 15:01:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Frankie Paughan
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers : "You want to sniff my farts lad?" Simon Snotface : "Certainly not! I prefer my own." I remember them well, but was not what I'd call a fan.
	June 24, 2021 01:56:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	(Dr. Whet Faartz's) mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:	Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:	My agenda for the day. Let Doc in... Let Doc out... Let Doc in... Let Doc out. zzz --- Oh yes I'm dreaming --- zzz. G'night Folks.
	June 18, 2021 00:00:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoff Pettitt
Email:
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Comments:	My submittal early this morning. That Peter Coomber comment of May 9, 2016 included : "I've remembered other names now. I might repeat some I've mentioned in my first post because I can't find that post anywhere but here goes."
	June 14, 2021 20:01:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	June 6 that is! Us dogs love cheese too - but only give us a little, if you care about our health. We know you do, of course!
	June 14, 2021 15:34:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
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Comments:	My comment mentioning 'health food' (June 26, 2021). I know people who had psoriasis and fibromyalgia, and who had to cut back drastically on dairy - only eating cheese once a month. I don't know if they were previously making Mr. Betts rich.
	June 14, 2021 15:20:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoffrey Pettitt
Email:
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Comments:	'Those strange happenings' at the BG History/Photo Archive. On May 9 2016, a comment from Peter Coomber, coincided with John Carruthers' and other comments being reinstated - for the time being!
	June 14, 2021 02:12:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
Email:
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Comments:	'Every Cloud has a Silver Lining' : Right side photo. The guy with the reins looks a little like C.G.'Bill' Kennett, the former driver for BG Fire Brigade and his BG taxi service. A relation of his, Mike? If Mr. B. Hughes isn't too busy, maybe he could help you remove some of that Russian spam?!
	June 13, 2021 19:06:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	The One Trait All Living Things Have In Common. Chubby Tugger to Observant Dr. Whet Faartz : "What are you lookin' at?"
	June 12, 2021 03:09:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Apparently, Lt Kernel Tugger has warned followers to be cautious of emails that claim to be him. Supposedly, they emanate from a sophisticated blogger based in the Aberavon Nursing Home for retired Viagara addicts, who has tickle marks on his tummy. No...surely not our Ivor??
	June 11, 2021 19:16:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
Email:
Where are you from:	East Peckham via Hackney
Comments:	Re : That May 17 photo of The Queen and The Prince of Wales, with the first Jubilee tree. I know Charles liked Monty Python - but if that's their gardening clothes, don't they look a trifle ridiculous?
	June 9, 2021 23:14:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Big Bad Bob Blacknickers
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly hardman of Long Pond Cottages, Wrotham Road
Comments:	Lt Kernel Tugger will be 48 this month. Gavin Rees-Mogg is said to be cautiously optimistic he'll be PM by the time he's 50 (the kernel that is).
	June 8, 2021 19:08:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	I'm getting used to seeing the equivalent of : Tonbridge & Malling Conservative MP says he is "cautiously optimistic" that.... Ugh! one of the great all-purpose BS phrases of all-time. If it means nothing, why use it to cover your backside? And what would be his stance about a garden city in HIS backyard?
	June 7, 2021 18:59:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	No wonder Tugger is gobbling down that Robin Betts free cheese. It costs a fortune! His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales says it's "marvellous cheese" - he must be getting it free as well. But by the looks of them, I wouldn't regard it as a 'health food'.
	June 6, 2021 16:08:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz's mongrel dog Sue
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I see Tugger has got one of those 12 minute drawn facial likenesses to represent him. Looks like the handiwork of the guy who was next to the candy floss machine at Margate's Dreamland. But is that legally allowed? I mean, it makes Tugger better looking than a younger George Clooney!
	June 5, 2021 18:41:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
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Comments:	I walked by Tugger a week and a half ago - and didn't recognise him! Receding hair, fat face, double chin. He must be really gobbling down Robin Betts' free cheese. Boris looks like a kid compared to him now!
	June 4, 2021 15:30:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jilly Stunt & Fiona East
Email:
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Comments:	During late April, we paid Ivor Bigun WC and Bar, a surprise visit at the Aberavon Nursing Home for retired Viagara addicts. We wore our sexy French maid outfits and had our feather dusters with us. He was tickled pink but didn't require us to perform dusting. As ever, he was a right charmer.
	May 31, 2021 23:11:34 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Pettet
Email:
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Comments:	Chairman Mike - What other BGPC Chair had a public service guest book which allowed the participation of commenters who were banned elsewhere? You ARE indeed the greatest! And thank you SO much for all the finger aching time that you spend deleting spam!
	May 24, 2021 18:49:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	I get a bit baffled as well - so long as people aren't overtly libellous, bad language or spam, I let most stuff stay on here. I am a public service guest book, allowing a home for those huddled masses banned everywhere else. I just wish the Russians would take the hint - I spend more time deleting their stuff than I do updating.
	May 24, 2021 07:57:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoffrey
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	May 21 2019. "That John's posts started soon (read straight) after Campbell's stopped seemed to suggest a link." John Carruthers' first post was June 1, 2015; Campbell Higgins' last post was August 5, 2015.
	May 23, 2021 23:59:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoffrey Pettitt
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Denzil's comment was about '...a poster who [supposedly] caused some worry on the site.' On January 13 2019, one person 'voiced anxiety'. Her comment was deleted a week or so later.
	May 23, 2021 19:15:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Denzil Hodges
Email:
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Comments:	I'm not quite sure what to believe any more....but I've heard through the tangled grapevine, that the person 'who contributed so much' [April 30, 2021] to the History of Borough Green Photo Archive site, would like to know how much he will be paid to give 'clarity'.
	May 22, 2021 18:11:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	During the mid fifties, a duck walked in to Steve R's grandmother's greengrocers shop at the foot of Western Road and said, "I'll have half a dozen cream meringues." Steve's grandmother said, "I don't sell cream meringues." Next day the duck walked in and said the same thing. And the next - getting a little steamed up, Steve's grandmother said, "If you come in here one more time asking for cream meringues, I'll nail your feet to the floor." Next day the duck walked in and said, "I'll have a quarter of a pound of nails." Steve's grandmother said, "I don't sell nails." The duck said, "I'll have half a dozen cream meringues."
	May 21, 2021 15:28:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Stevie R.--- Dave Speck, a reporter at TES writes : The past year has been anything but a giggle for those that work in schools. But everyone - including teachers - needs to laugh at work once in a while. 'What do you do to amuse yourself as a teacher that simultaneousy causes your students to cringe?' That question was posted by a teacher on social media website Reddit.com --- One of the top ten replies was : "When walking around the room checking they are all working, letting off a silent and potentially-deadly fart. Then watching them descend into madness trying to blame each other, while I'm safely at the other end of the room free from blame." --- Can you imagine Mr Gomme, Miss Griffin, Miss Gladders, or Mr Pickton amusing themselves in this manner?
	May 18, 2021 02:01:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Maggie M and Carol B
Email:
Where are you from:	The good old days
Comments:	During his mid to late teens - Steve R's bucket list. 1. MORE beer; 2. Swimming in beer.
	May 17, 2021 01:20:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	GregoryBak
Email:	domenicoblankenship{at}myself.com
Where are you from:	Oruro
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	May 16, 2021 13:38:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Corny 'Goony' George Maynard
Email:
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Comments:	That there skintight jeans comment from Olde Ivor Littleun. Steve R would've got to the bottom of this in no time.
	May 13, 2021 02:37:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun, enthusiastic amateur tattooist
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Comments:	Erb Woolley (former St Peter's Church, Ightham, head bellringer) : "You know that skintight jeans are now so very last year?" --- Jilly Stunt : "Actually, it's a tattoo."
	May 10, 2021 23:21:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	website
Comments:	Marquis - in the context you are invoking, I think the correct pronunciation is King of 'erbs"
	May 1, 2021 14:15:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
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Comments:	Supermike, I know next to nothing about the KCC election also-rans either. Ms Garlick appearing in my dream was probably due to the thought of the 'King of herbs' being included in your diet. And further extending your lifespan and many years of superb chairmanship of BG Parish Council. I bet, unlike Harry, Ms Garlick has never been seen cleaning out curbside drains either. Or did I dream it?
	April 28, 2021 18:17:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Obviously as the high-minded webmaster I couldn't possibly comment on these lowly mortals scrabbling for power in the KCC elections, but who are these other candidates - I have heard often about Harry Rayner, always at Parish Council meetings, sorting out roads and drains, involved in our communities, but who are these others. and where are they from?
	April 28, 2021 06:46:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace, just waking up
Comments:	Following another of my dreams, I'm almost certain Kathleen Maria Garlick is going to squeak out a cheeky few votes victory over red hot favourite, Harry Rayner, in the KCC Election. But then I have been wrong about these things in the past. Every single blinking time! I'm voting for you Harry!
	April 25, 2021 15:55:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jolly Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	Q. Why did they take down Thong Lane Bridge? A. Tories reading Tugger's boring Twitter page were jumping off of it. And that was while he was still cleaning windows down Islington way.
	April 19, 2021 14:02:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Fen Pond Road, Ightham; BG Primary School, and Wrotham Sec'y School
Comments:	My comment, about Steve R watching girls do handstands against that east facing wall at BG Primary School, 1949 to 1952. Before then, I remember him trying to attend Brownies at the Church Hall on Quarry Hill. It's no wonder, when leaving Wrotham Sec'y School in 1956, he knew so much more about girls than us other boys did. We were quite impressed!
	April 8, 2021 18:45:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon
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Comments:	Another nice guy, Nigel Bennett, lived in one of the cottages on the east side of the Red Lion, Chapel Street. That Jim Hood of Wrotham broke his jaw - he should have been locked up!
	April 7, 2021 15:30:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon
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Comments:	From Willard's Transport - The Old Days. Those standing at front of coach includes two more Claygate Cross residents. Les Goodall (married Joan Gunner) is carrying bag. He lived in the next house down from the Star & Garter, Winfield Lane. Don Lidstone is tallest behind Les. Don was next door Batts Cottages neighbour, the other side of Colin Eaton's grandmother. A nice guy, Don wasn't married - Jim Hood of Wrotham stole his girlfriend.
	April 5, 2021 19:02:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon
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Comments:	Thanks for that Mike! So Kay married George Wyatt from Tollgate Estate. I mainly remember her at BG Primary School. Anthony Green was living on the opposite side of Western Road to Steve R at one time, and married George's sister Jane. Roy Willard played football for BG and cricket for Basted. Some women thought he looked a little like Victor Mature and was better looking than him!
	April 5, 2021 15:48:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Hi Landon, thanks for the comments. Although I know the names of the Willard family, apart from Sid I didn't know them well, I was more involved with their drivers. Kay (Wyatt) Ballard is still around, lives in Western Rd, and a good friend of Jackie & I. & Kevin & Henry Willard are still about, Kevin runs the Farriers in the Landway, the last remnant of the Willard empire. Until they built the latest houses the old diesel tank and pump were still there.
	April 5, 2021 08:05:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
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Comments:	Mike : The Willard Family with an early coach/photo. It includes the four Willard boys with their sister Vera. Roy is standing at left end - not Cyril. Can you give us a rough guesstimate of the year? Especially of that coach!!
	April 3, 2021 22:12:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
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Comments:	I can't believe the house I always knew as "Ivy Bank", Quarry Hill, was known to others as "Eltham" - 'a few doors away from Mrs. Hoadley's store'. We live and learn!
	April 3, 2021 18:37:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
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Comments:	Some people can't remember what they had for breakfast, but they still like to argue! Roy Willard looked to be knocking 30 in 1950, and had been youngest and best looking of the Willard boys. Maybe he wasn't the Willard actually owning Ivy Bank, at that time, but he was living in the right side of the building - next to the flats of Kay Ballard and Colin Eaton.
	April 3, 2021 15:25:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
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Comments:	During the 1950s, Colin and his parents Ivy and Albert Eaton, lived in a 'largish' house named "Ivy Bank" at Quarry Hill. Roy Willard (Willard Transport) owned the building, and lived at the right hand side of same. At the left side, the Eatons lived in a flat above the Ballard family. Kathleen Ballard, the eldest of two daughters, was also a pupil in Miss Griffin's (well known!) 1949-50 Junior 3 class at BG Primary School.
	April 2, 2021 19:15:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Landon Bennett
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Comments:	That ARC workshop photo. Memories...! If that was Colin Eaton (P), I remember him as a baby at his grandparent's home at Batts Cottages, Claygate Cross. His grandmother Maude (nee-Rayfield) was a sister of her neighbour, Mrs. Annie Buss. A third sister (the eldest) was Nellie. While younger, they had been rag sorters/paper sorters at Basted Paper Mill.
	April 1, 2021 19:28:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence and Vera Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	If Steve R is still polishing that 1958 Invicta Youth Club table tennis trophy, it would sure be a treat to see a photo of it sitting on his mantelpiece - along side the chromed presentation quarry rail, that was mounted on Kentish ragstone with plaque affixed. Yes, it would certainly make our day, and we would for sure buy an autographed copy - as would many more. You might make quite a bit of money on this Mike!
	March 31, 2021 15:10:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Pettet
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly next house to Heather Crowhurst in Wrotham
Comments:	Re : ARC workshop photo prominently showing Norman Holdstock and Steve Russell. They were important in deciding the Invicta Youth Club 1958? table tennis tournament. Norman's atrocious semi-final umpiring, ensured that joint-hot favourite Roger Pettet, did not meet the other joint-hot favourite Steve, in the final. However, Roger's semi-final opponent, did not turn up for the final to meet Steve. 'No one' seems to know if Steve carried off the winner's trophy in a 'walk-over.' What happened Steve? Are you still polishing the table tennis trophy?
	March 30, 2021 19:27:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Josie Broad's sister
Email:
Where are you from:	Formerly Grange Rd; St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	So many girls had crushes on Suave Steve during his late teens. But like Wow! I can't believe how great he was still looking in that ARC workshop photo - especially considering all those victorious punchups he had been in at the Ninotchka, Sevenoaks.
	March 30, 2021 16:33:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	Hi! Stevie R : Which of the following do you mostly think about/remember? Father Van; Bo and Mo Jenner; Dugald Chirnside; Margaret Mercer; David Mercer; Sweeney Furminger; Robin Hodges; Margaret Pingree; Peter Harlow; Terry Day; Tommy Marmont; Carol Bish; Wally Wickens; Tony 'Spud' Waite; Mick 'Strummer' Rayfield; Rosemary Hugill; Ralph Gill; Barry Pilkington Slater; Moe Tebb; The Bear twins- Doreen and Pauline; Jim Wicks; Tony Dobson; Julie Summers, David Gasson, George 'Goony' Maynard and Sandra Harris. Oh! and I almost forgot, Mick Carson!
	March 28, 2021 18:56:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jan 'Honsa' Beran's Wife
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Where are you from:	Trosley via Prague, Czech Republic
Comments:	Top Nailphile for 2021. Europhile Tugger jumped ship - is currently an Anglophile, so he says. Ever wondered about his nice finger nails? It's said he uses the No. 1 rated, 'Bona Fide Beauty' nail file. It's made of highest quality, 100% genuine Czech glass; is gorgeous red colour; helps seal keratin layers of nail, and is gentle and hygienic. They say Gav Rees-Mogg admires Tom's healthy, strong, gorgeous nails as well. As Boris continues to lose weight, Tugger works on his filing.
	March 25, 2021 19:02:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	The Government Local Boundary Commission is requiring updates to polling ward boundaries to ensure population growth doesn't affect the average number of voters in each constituency/ward. Very laudable and democratic. But the local conservative party executive have instructed TMBC to reduce councilor numbers from 53 to 46, ostensibly to save money. But at �5k per councillor, that saves at most �50k, small change compared to TMBC's �60M budget. By judiciously adjusting ward boundaries they can ensure that Independent and Lib Dem wards suffer the most cuts, and they hope to reduce BGLM to a single seat, and put adjacent Indy parishes into Conservative stronghold wards. It will also release Tory financial resources and candidates to blanket remaining Opposition wards. It will probably backfire spectacularly, because people do not like being manipulated by politicians. We have made our own submissions, pointing out that the savings are minimal, but there will be a huge impact on representation Torys are members of TMBC, we represent the people AT TMBC
	March 25, 2021 09:11:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Carole Collins
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Comments:	Umm...Mike, re: your interesting comment of March 21. Could you please fill us in a bit more with your thoughts on this. Thanks!
	March 25, 2021 00:42:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Charlie 'Bunny' Bone
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Comments:	Crowhurst Farm is in Plaxtol Parish. Fairlawn House - once home of Sir Harry Vane, Governor of Massachusetts - became the racehorse establishment where horses owned by H.M. The Queen and the Queen Mother were trained. You can't take that over either - or have you heard about border rumblings at TMBC?! Plaxtol truly enjoys your impressive website!
	March 24, 2021 10:28:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
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Comments:	Hi Mike, Re : "The Brothers : A Cricketing Ballad, 1915" by Miss Oxley. Mentioned in this poem Captain Dan Crowhurst and his brother George, lived at Whiffen's Farm. Holly Parker is the granddaughter of George, and Heather Crowhurst (nee-Ransley) the granddaughter of Dan. Also, I'm pretty sure that Pamela Garland is the daughter of Ernie Garland.
	March 23, 2021 17:13:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Terrywok
Email:	vera668{at}mail.com
Where are you from:	Hagatna
Comments:	The last circumstance I truism Gail Dines speak, at a convention in Boston, she moved the audience to tears with her characterization of the problems caused nearby obscenity, and provoked sniggering with her intelligent observations upon pornographers themselves. Activists in the audience were newly inspired, and men at the result – sundry of whom had never viewed pornography as a problem first – queued up afterwards to guarantee their support. The mise en scene highlighted Dines's explosive charisma and the factually that, since the death of Andrea Dworkin, she has risen to that most difficult and spellbinding of public roles: the community's cardinal anti-pornography campaigner. [url=https://softcorehdtube.com]softcorehdtube[/url]
	March 23, 2021 10:43:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob Blacknickers-Addiction
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Where are you from:	formerly Long Pond Cottages, Wrotham Road.
Comments:	"Happy" Wondermike : "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." That alone you are up to 2045 - NO problem! GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
	March 22, 2021 15:02:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Our TMBC Masters have a cunning plan, redraw the boundaries to eliminate the "Independent Rebel Alliance". But if they do they release some of us to stand in other wards, like Wrotham, where Martin Coffin only beat Scott by a whisker last time, and Robin will be suffering as the architect of the Urbaser waste collection fiasco. We understand now that Urbaser, rather than start doing what they were contracted to do, are now trying to wriggle out of much of it.
	March 21, 2021 09:50:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Dear Supermike, Extend your lifespan - become BG Parish Council Chairman for a further successful 35 plus years. Here is the beginning stage : (a) Limit bread and pasta intake; (b) Avoid eating meat; (c) Skip one meal a day; (d) Get frequent blood tests to monitor biomarkers; (e) Avoid excessive UV exposure; (f) Keep environmental temperatures on the cool side; (g) A little stress is good for you, but too much causes aging. All the very best. We are cheering for you - we NEED you!
	March 20, 2021 17:44:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
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Comments:	Patricia Wallace. Are you related to Pamela Garland? She lived at Sunnyside, Sevenoaks Road and was born in 1939. She used to visit Mrs. Maude Eaton who lived at Batts Cottages, Crouch. She was a very nice girl. I haven't seen her since the mid-1950s!
	March 20, 2021 02:04:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Keith Acott
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Maidstone Rd., BG.
Comments:	Yep, I agree with you John. Good on yer Steve! As for a few of those commenters, I will definitely have what they have been smoking!
	March 16, 2021 18:11:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Walker
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Comments:	Much interest in how Steve R feels about being famous. He seems to be an exceptionally good sport! Really nice guy.
	March 16, 2021 10:14:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Thanks for the kind words. Steve R thinks it is Campbell Higgins as well, but I am waiting for Ian B's thoughts. It was a revelation when Rosemary dug up that workshop picture as well, spent many "happy" hours in that old space.
	March 15, 2021 07:45:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Graham
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Comments:	I liked Campbell too, but didn't see him following the early '60s, either. Allowing for 20 years or so? later, I think that IS him. As to names for others in the picture, at the moment I haven't a clue. Thank you for this most impressive website - it's a delight to peruse.
	March 14, 2021 18:54:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	John Walker
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Comments:	Re : New ARC Historical pictures (third from top). That sure looks like Campbell Higgins at the right end of the front row. I haven't seen him since the early 1960s, when we played for The Cricketers FC in the Maidstone & Mid Kent Sunday Football League. I was captain, and prolific goalscorer Campbell was easily our best player. He scored a hat trick in his first game, and had sandy hair in those days! He was very popular, a fine person - and a credit to Borough Green!
	March 13, 2021 22:25:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Wendy Francis
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Comments:	Steve Russell an octogenarian this year, Wow. Heard he's still driving too. They say he's had his car fitted with a Cataract Windshield - a one-foot-thick, curved glass, prescription windshield. To onlookers, everyone's head inside the car looks HUGE now. Liking lots of cushions, apparently Steve's head looks like it's trying to push up the sunroof. Lady admirers are concerned he might catch a chill, though he looks fit - a very young looking and charming octogenarian!
	March 9, 2021 20:43:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence and Vera Dunster
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Comments:	Stephen Russell had fantastic legs when he was in Boro' Green scouts and awarded badges for swimming. And later, when he was playing football for Boro' Green, Invicta Youth Club, and Platt. Of course, us girls making up his large cheering section, were mainly admiring his legs.
	March 8, 2021 17:53:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Olde Ivor Littleun
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Comments:	Princess Diana's and Kate Middleton's legs are great....I can't stand those of Harry's misses - even though I enormously enjoy gnawing away on chicken legs. Prior to Kate's marriage, Harry used to rave about Kate's "killer legs." I'm sure he doesn't reckon much of his wife's pins. Will be interesting to know what Ivor Bigun thinks of them, when he's interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
	March 7, 2021 21:01:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard
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Comments:	What's the difference between the Dook of Sussex and Scotland? Dook Sussex was given permission to leave.
	March 7, 2021 19:11:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jolly Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	At The Kentish Rifleman, I overheard Dr. Whet Faartz saying : "Does Prince Andrew realise that Keto diets are linked to 'bad' cholesterol buildup that can cause clots?" And I thought he already was a clot.
	March 6, 2021 18:47:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
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Where are you from:	Still locked-in at Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:	Oprah Winfrey lost those 45 pounds using a Keto diet. Prince Andrew says he's going to give it a try - before he runs to [any more] seed.
	March 6, 2021 15:58:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
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Comments:	Oprah W. was caught with drugs. They looked up her dress and found a thousand pounds of cr*ck.
	March 6, 2021 00:55:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence and Vera Dunster
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Comments:	In the meantime, how about a 21st Century photo of Suave Steve here on this fine website. That would be so super. And if his chromed presentation quarry rail, that was mounted on Kentish ragstone with plaque affixed is included, that will be even more super. And I ask you, if Super Supermike is also included, what more could us oldish girls possibly ask for? It would be so heavenly!
	March 5, 2021 18:22:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoffrey Pettitt
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Sunnyside, Sevenoaks Rd., Borough Green
Comments:	I'm wondering how much moulah it would take, to entice famous Steve Russell to submit a comment or two to this marvelous website. He was regularly at or near the top of each class at Borough Green Primary School, for English composition. He was so talented, I cannot understand why he would remain silent all of these years. Maybe becoming an octogenarian this year, will break his silence and bring sublime pleasure to all of his patiently waiting admirers. Please, please US, Steve!!
	March 4, 2021 18:24:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
Email:
Where are you from:	Next to previous Memorial Hall, Platt, in the old days.
Comments:	During the mid to late 1950s, Steve R was also known as Johnny Russell (from a bustle, Australian). Yep, he and Moe Tebb could sure take care of themselves, against certain individuals/groups who thought they were tough, at the rough times Ninotchka, Sevenoaks. I wonder if the Ightham Common Salts, went there?
	March 3, 2021 20:34:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tommyboy Tugger
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Comments:	Why doesn't the Duchess of Sussex go to Starbucks anymore? They don't serve royal-tea. ha ha hee hee! Watch out Boris, I might become Prime Minister before I'm fifty. I'm thinking of copying your prickish style of haircut, too. Might check out Steve Russell's hair stylist - see how much he will pay me for the fame!
	March 3, 2021 18:43:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Clean joker, Uncle-in-law Prince Andrew
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Comments:	The Duchess of Sussex once asked Mummy : "What's the secret of a long life?" To which she replied : "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!"
	February 28, 2021 20:33:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Where are you from:	Swinging Islington
Comments:	From San Bernardino, California; Randy Rhoad's Ghost confirms that Ozzy Osbourne IS still alive and residing on the stupendous DotDave, Borough Green website. Ozzy's best ever guitar player, Ghost Randy, says he will try to join Ozzy after he gets his jab.
	February 24, 2021 05:47:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	Being heavy metal fans - Tugger, Gavin and Jake Rees-Mogg are 100% convinced that the facebook photo of Dot's Dave, is actually of Ozzy Osbourne. My mum is 105% convinced.
	February 20, 2021 21:14:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence and Vera Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Stevie R. Another lost pub....did you finally drink the Chequers dry, as well as the Star & Garter? Remember...Be Kind. Be Calm. Be Safe...Be Sexy!
	February 20, 2021 15:58:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson
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Comments:	Two wrong end of the stick phone calls already! That wasn't Suave Steve 'running around with bread and jam in his gob'.
	February 17, 2021 21:14:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mick Carson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Tollgate Estate, BG
Comments:	During his early romantic years, Steve R really came up in the world - taking Margaret M. on holidays to her aunt's home in Appledore, Southern Kent. And later, Carol B. to the Costa del Sol, Southern Spain. If Tugger Tom had been born 20 years earlier : while running around with bread and jam in his gob, Steve and Margaret could have hiked from Appledore to visit him at his mansion home in Southeast Kent. Would have been yet another claim to fame for famous Steve. Oh well.
	February 17, 2021 19:58:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge
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Comments:	Oh please, never say never old chap. But still, if only.... Take it from me - You're ALWAYS much more than welcome. More top class talent the better, I will always say!
	February 16, 2021 16:16:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
	February 16, 2021 07:31:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge
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Comments:	You are far too modest Mike. Now if ONLY you were a Tory!....
	February 14, 2021 16:19:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
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Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	I am starting to get slightly pink, but thanks for the kind words. In reality, it is self serving - I live here too.....
	February 14, 2021 10:05:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
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Comments:	Re : Bob McIlreavy's recent comment. Memories from Dot and Dave - March 18, 2016. "When Sue'sbury's opens..." --- "Did TMBC completely ignore the wishes of the people of Borough Green; I think they did, once again. It is some consolation that we have Mike Taylor in our corner but surely there is a limit to the punishment he can take; just lately he has been well and truly "in the wars" and some of the local newspaper reporters must have done their training with the Sun." Yep - hands down, Mike will Always be the Greatest Ever!
	February 13, 2021 21:02:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
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Comments:	Chairman Supermike : Founder of Independent Alliance (Kent) Party. Best Borough Green Parish Council Chairman since 1934! RESPECT, RESPECT!! Thank You, Mike!
	January 31, 2021 16:23:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
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Comments:	Touch Face Relationships. Numerous times, long ago...Whenever Steve R was in a relationship, there was pressure. You saw it when you asked him about it, immediately he was a little nervous. --- First thing he did was touch his face. "So how is it going with Carol?" - (scratching his chin) "Not bad." --- And the higher up his face he went, the worse the relationship was getting. "Heard you're having some problems." --- (touching his forehead) "Not really." - "So are you going to break up?" --- (pushing his hair back on his head) "Yeah, we've got to break up. I can't go any higher on my HEAD."
	January 30, 2021 07:20:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike T
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Mike, I won't delete your post, because everyone has the right to their say, even when they are talking out of their a***. The side roads have not been swept for many years for a very good reason - with so many cars on the road they simply cannot sweep the gutters. And I know for a fact that Lingfield Rd gullies were cleaned immediately after the recent heavy rain flooding. And whilst you are sitting at your computer slagging TMBC Cllrs, who is out using their own van to collect sandbags for vulnerable residents, or dealing with BG Sandpits and their collapsing surge pond?
	January 27, 2021 09:15:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	mike F
Email:	WITH HELD
Where are you from:	BOROUGH GREEN
Comments:	On a serious note how many of loyal citizens who pay there rates on time to this wonderful T & M Borough council where under the impression that street cleaning was included in that payment ? . Well folks how wrong I was and I suspect you all thought that our streets would be cleaned by T M BC Well the simple answer is side roads are not cleaned manually or mechanically this has been implemented by our wonderful bunch of idiots at T&M B C . The fact is if leaves and mud etc gets into the drains it will cause a blockage thus floods and we are the rate payers who pay for this service. totally irresponsible of those in charge of our services But wait and see them give them self's a pay rise in the very near future. that's all folks .
	January 24, 2021 14:20:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Goony Maynard's former hairstylist
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Comments:	Re : Robin Hodges','Birds' used to describe girls (Dec 28, 2020). I remember that Smiler Merritt didn't seem to fully understand how birds were different from girls. He thought that birds didn't care about crime...about 'rape'. He used to say, "It's all more or less rape with birds isn't it?...they're not concerned about 'forced sex'." More recently he was heard to say, "Birds would never organise a march holding signs that say, 'Tweet Means Tweet!'."
	January 23, 2021 01:52:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Southwest Basted - down short road off of Crowhurst Lane
Comments:	During 1957, I remember Robin Hodges appearing at Ightham Village Hall in a musical competition - sounding like Elvis Presley, he sang 'Teddy Bear'. Robin shared first position with Tony Collins who, sounding like Tony Bennett, sang 'Only You'. I was informed by Mrs. Shirley Fuller (nee - Goldsmith), that Robin appears with his 'newish' group - Rockin' Robin and the Arrhythmics, at Age Concern functions. Shirley said he is still a great entertainer.
	January 17, 2021 23:44:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
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Comments:	Thomas Marmite : "Look! up in the sky!" --- Steve Russell : "It's a bird!" --- Barry Slater : "It's a plane!" --- All Three : "It's Superman!" --- Thomas Marmite : "Oh...No...Hang on...It's definitely a plane."/"Where the hell is it going?" Steve Russell : "And who the #*@! is travelling at a time like this?" Barry Slater : "Unbelievable."
	January 17, 2021 03:12:31 (GMT Time)

Name:	Misses Jilly Stunt and Fiona East
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Comments:	Dear Ivor Bigun, We are wondering where you have been lurking. We hope you are keeping well and we will be fortunate to read more of your unique, cute comments again soon, on this world-class website. Please don't keep us waiting too long. XOXOX
	January 15, 2021 16:18:11 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
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Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Why is the presence of rich people such a powerful prediction of poor people's life expectancy? Contagious behaviour may be driving this, poor people living near rich people may pick up a lot of their habits. Some of these habits - say, pretentious vocabulary - aren't likely to protect one's health. Others - working out - will definitely have a positive impact. Indeed, it has apparently been shown that poor people living near Tugger Tom exercise more, smoke less, and are less likely to suffer from obesity. I'm approaching obesity, my neighbours are poor and I don't think they would fancy a diet of West Malling baby spinach, Wrotham cheese and Beirut peacock. They could do with some of Tugger's money though.
	January 10, 2021 19:30:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Je-eun Kang
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Where are you from:	Pusan, South Korea
Comments:	To Gentleman George 'Goony' Maynard. Dear Goony, Please send 3 million won every month for taking care of Goony Junior. If you never did I will do legal action right away. Do you know when the Marmite factory is going to start producing again? I wish I hadn't put it on so thick now. Thank you, Je-eun.
	January 5, 2021 18:48:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Patricia Wallace
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Comments:	Who is John Carruthers? I enjoyed his comments on History of BG/Photo Archive, but he disappeared two years ago. John was cool like Dave and Mike. And like Mr. Steve Russell - so my Gran says.
	January 5, 2021 03:05:09 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jan 'Honsa' Beran
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Comments:	Health fanatic Tugger Tom (W.Malling free baby spinach, Wrotham free cheese, Beirut free peacock) is furious with Jacob Rees-Mogg. Jake admitted to pigging out on Glaswegian fried Mars bars - saying they were "absolutely delicious...glad to see there's something with which I agree with the Scottish National Party." Tugger trimmed one and a half centimetres from his waist during 2020, in his bid to show that rich Tories are doing their bit to reduce levels of obesity. Gavin Rees-Mogg forecasts there are going to be changes made, if/when Tugger becomes PM.
	January 2, 2021 21:20:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Anonymous
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Comments:	Re : Fans in Cyprus comment (Dec 28) - 'Cypress'. That's a little strange, the last time I saw Steve R's brother Peter was during 1967 - unexpectedly at Bedgebury Pinetum. We were with our girlfriends and eating packed lunches by some impressive Leyland cypress trees. I can't ever remember Peter being naughty or mischievous!
	December 30, 2020 03:57:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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Comments:	Overheard at The Bull. "Oh I say, Tom Kipper Day 2021 will fall two months to the day before Chairman Mike's birthday....What a usefull reminder about the nice, fine fellow." [The latter being Mike, not Tom]
	December 29, 2020 20:16:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Anonymous
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Comments:	Dear Great Dave and Mike Combo, Your fans (including those in Cypress) continue to keep their fingers crossed about you retrieving BG News Guestbook Archive, Aug 2018 to June 2020. Many thanks, Happy New Year!
	December 28, 2020 16:16:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
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Comments:	'Birds' has been used to describe girls since ca. 1880. Us local bird-watchers also did during the mid to late 1950s. Being a little more intelligent than the rest of us, Barry Slater mentioned that Steve Russell studied the dorsal feathers covering the bases of their rectices. During 1958, I wrote that down in my diary, supposing that one day I would find out what it meant - especially when seeing how successfull an operator Steve was with them. Well, I'm getting closer - apparently Barry was referring to their uppertail coverts. I might start a correspondence course about it in January.
	December 28, 2020 00:52:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jolly Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	Tory [Ugghh!] Zero-Personality of the Year 2020 : Tugger Tom, yet again. Just give him the award for life, and done with it!
	December 25, 2020 21:42:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter 'Snopper' Hopgood
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Where are you from:	One time renting at Station Rd, BG - later retired as Deputy Chief Executive for TMBC.
Comments:	I greatly enjoy this most excellant web site and hope it will successfully continue for many years. Many thanks - hope all is well with you. Happy Christmas and New Year to one and all - Be Kind, Be Calm, Be Safe.
	December 25, 2020 00:56:57 (GMT Time)

Name:	His Excellency, President Donald J. Trump
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Comments:	What a guy, that Territorial Army Tugger. He copied me!! I was first on the planet to say I'm J for Genius. I might take him to court over this - my billions against his piddley 100 million. If I was Boris I would have fired him by now.
	December 20, 2020 16:27:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Affectionately known as Bojo de Pfeffel Churchill
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Comments:	My cheeky apprentice : "You're welcome everyone...I'm Chair Thomas Georg J. Tugger. The J stands for Genius...Tooty Toot."
	December 17, 2020 05:36:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Davie Mercer
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Where are you from:	formerly Whatcote Cottages, Platt
Comments:	I didn't know that Quarry Hill's very own former resident, Tony Dobson, had a sister named Julia [Dobson]. Another former Quarry Hillian, Darryl Jackson, told me that she married Baron Chris Tugendhat and is Tugger Tom's aunt. Sometimes I didn't quite know when to believe Darryl... he had a nice looking sister though - too good for me, unfortunately.
	December 15, 2020 20:05:36 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mrs. Tony 'Spud' Waite
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Comments:	Have you seen Tugger Tom wearing his new, ultra-stylish, expensive spectacles? And sporting a quarter-coiffed Territoral Army, 'lady killer' hairdo? He also seems to have taken elocution lessons to improve his voice. While being interviewed, by leading hot female news journalists, he appears to be mesmerised by his recent makeover. Hillary Clinton had a crush on David Milliband - but no contest, David wouldn't have stood a chance with this updated, late 2020 Tugger Tom around.
	December 9, 2020 03:54:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bill Webb Junior
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Comments:	Re : History of BG/Photo Archive website. Part of an Oct 28 question : "I have just rediscovered it [BG Photos website] after too long and I greatly enjoyed the time I spent a few years ago now enjoying the chat and the history of the area." Part of BG Photos author's answer : "On some days recently there have been over 250 independent viewers on the site, which is encouraging." Bill Webb Junior : Some have expected to find comments there resulting from the upsurge in viewing and wonder if they might have been removed?
	December 6, 2020 19:32:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jan 'Honsa' Beran
Email:
Where are you from:	Trosley via Hostivar, Prague, Czech Republic
Comments:	Prince Ginger Whinger doesn't need his brother, 2 A-Level certificates [cheated], swastika fancy dress uniform, army guns, family and friends any more. Ms. Markle is his family, his life, and the only friend he needs.
	November 5, 2020 18:28:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	David and Ivan
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Where are you from:	We're friends from schooldays - nothing more!
Comments:	We wonder how many years it will take Prince Ginger to get sick of his wife. She's really milking it.
	November 5, 2020 06:56:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Waters and Ivan Butcher
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Comments:	"For all his hinterland and hot young vixen [Carrie Symonds], Boris just came across as someone who is deperately lonely and unhappy on the inside." Yes, it figures. We've thought that as well.
	November 5, 2020 06:25:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	David 'Goofy' Waters and Ivan 'Butch' Butcher
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Where are you from:	formerly Mereworth, and Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:	'Tom Tugendhat won't help vulnerable children - so we will' says furious Tonbridge couple. Tugger voted against supporting children who needed free meals. He and his enormous admirer, Gavin Rees-Mogg, are worth $230,000,000 U.S. Nett between them. We can understand Tugger panicking - they might come begging from him. He's not made of money.
	November 4, 2020 22:30:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	mongrel dog Sue
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Comments:	I've heard from my American cousins, that just smiffing them, they are both rotten...Creepy Joe and Dimwit Donald, that is...Down to lesser of two evils - again.
	November 4, 2020 14:16:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Goony Maynard and Frankie Paughan
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Comments:	Re : Donald across the Pond. Talking as former entertainers ourselves, it's unlikely, but we would not rule out a repeat of four years ago. And also former Platter, Thomas Marmite, says lightening can definitely strike twice. ....And not let's forget our local scene - Keep calm and revving up : GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
	November 3, 2020 18:42:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Oscaramork
Email:	valettamb7{at}mail.ru
Where are you from:	Cheltenham
Comments:	<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Come-perdere-la-pancia-113807673701408/">come perdere la pancia</a>
	November 3, 2020 03:18:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
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Comments:	See Jerry Corbyn's Oct 28 comment.... Doesn't Tugger look weird in front of that 'Onward' board, too? So scary! So viscious! I'm going to hide behind my granddaughter's doll's pram.
	November 2, 2020 07:04:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz's mongrel dog Sue
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Where are you from:	Downtown Dunk's Green
Comments:	Who is Tom Tugendhat trying to kid? Those defaced Leybourne election posters all had faces of people pasted on them who were more popular, more well known, better looking, more famous, funnier, and with better personalities than him. For a few days later his trousers had what appeared to be glue stick adhesive on them. And sniffing around I'm almost positive he did that. It would be the action of a typical Tory, too!
	October 31, 2020 01:12:45 (GMT Time)

Name:	Goony Maynard and Frankie Paughan
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Comments:	Way before all this modern spam-type mentioned filth, we ran a film studio in Hurst Woods. Actresses, mainly from the Smoke would wear e.g., 1 piece swimming costumes, sleeveless blouses with brassiere straps slipping from their shoulders, and be seen adjusting their nylon stockings and suspenders. All so very titillating. We offered contracts to local young men, Peter Broadmore and George Chirnside, but unfortunately they declined. In the Borough Green area, their families would have been a little ashamed. Nowadays, they would be feted lavishly as world class actors/celebrities.
	October 30, 2020 19:47:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Joe Average
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Where are you from:	Pratt's Bottom
Comments:	Tommy Boy's unique brand of BS. All the while he's stuck in that - 'sort of' a job, will people take little notice? How do you think it will go? He seems to be going nowhere rather slowly. His pocket money isn't likely to run out. Does Bart give him refresher lessons now and again for his grinning?
	October 30, 2020 04:51:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
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Comments:	In an American 'Pizza Express' outlet in 2018, Tugger said we need a foreign affairs "super ministry." The Tonbridge & Malling MP and budding talent scout, called for Prince Harry to be installed as the ambassador to Washington, D.C., to "cut through" American politics for a desperately needed trade deal. "This is the redesign we need to make global Britain work," he said. With one in each hand, he then devoured his two 12 inch diameter, unhealthy pizzas. Burp...burp...
	October 30, 2020 00:42:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	I think that distance between the base of Tommy Tugboat's nose and upper lip should definitely be increased. If he's not grinning or smiling and has his mouth closed, he looks like a sulking 15 year old. It isn't as if he can't afford to have plastic surgery. And it won't start to melt unless it gets to 45 degrees C./113 degrees F. here next summer.
	October 28, 2020 22:23:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
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Comments:	There is a well viewed 'Policy Exchange' photo. It shows, left to right : bored looking Alison McGovern; Tugger Tom speaking; Gordon Brown, asleep. Way to go! Tugger.
	October 28, 2020 17:13:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
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Comments:	Mention of the Zzzs brought on by Tugger's dreary Twitter site --- My sleeping habits --- My girlfriend and I sleep back to back and put the wind up each other --- Her brother feels comfortable sleeping on his right, left, front and back. I guess that makes him a tosser --- hmmm, back to sleep now --- Zzzs.
	October 28, 2020 06:32:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fox TV News, USA
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Comments:	2020 United States presidential election --- The Latest : "A poll of New York City voters indicates that the topic they're most concerned with is the British monarchy."
	October 27, 2020 00:12:20 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Slater
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Comments:	We might be seeing a cardboard replica of Mr. B. Hughes making a comeback.
	October 26, 2020 18:10:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	Tugger will still be only 53 then. I hope he'll have enough money to last him.
	October 26, 2020 17:52:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
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Comments:	"Queen Elizabeth II speaks out in coronavirus speech and the contrast with Trump is stunning." So she'll stay on until 2026?
	October 26, 2020 17:23:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
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Where are you from:	formerly Platt Dairy, next to Memorial Hall (opening ceremony, 1922)
Comments:	Joe Biden said he had to ask his wife Jill to marry him five times before she said yes. Five times! Joe, that's not a proposal, that's harassment.
	October 25, 2020 22:18:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
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Comments:	The choice if Andrew will return working royal status will ultimately be with the Queen, Prince Charles and Prince William. The Queen does favour Andrew, but Charles and William will have to stand their ground if the Royal Family stands any chance of doing the right thing. The Queen is really no better than Donald Trump.
	October 25, 2020 06:48:32 (GMT Time)

Name:	Brian Mummery
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Where are you from:	formerly Crowhurst Lane, Southwest Basted
Comments:	Yorkshireman, Mr. William Picton, was the History teacher at Wrotham Secondary School during the 1950s. He said that Thong Lane acquired its name from the earlier local pottery industry. Romans wore same; some wore more [as underwear and outerwear] covering, others less or nothing at all - men and women. It was considered very healthy at the time.
	October 23, 2020 22:48:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Re : P.K. News Agent, 66 Western Rd, BG. Does anyone know if that was the shop where Mr Moorecroft and his son Peter (formerly of Sevenoaks Rd) worked during the mid-1950s? Peter sat beside Donald Jenner in Miss Griffin's 1949-50, Junior 3, BGPS class. I had an extremely innocent schoolgirl 'crush' on Peter. I'm sure he doesn't remember me!?
	October 23, 2020 17:37:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
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Comments:	You might think that people search for jokes more often when they are sad. Many of history's greatest thinkers have claimed that we turn to humour as a release from pain. Humour has long been thought of as a way to cope with the frustrations, the pain, the inevitable disappointments of life. As Charlie Chaplin put it, "Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease from pain." --- However, searches for jokes are lowest on Mondays, the day when people report they are most unhappy. They are lowest on cloudy and rainy days. And they plummet after a major tragedy, such as when two bombs killed three and injured hundreds during the 2013 Boston Marathon. People are actually more likely to seek out jokes when things are going well in life than when they aren't.
	October 23, 2020 04:44:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Miss I. M. Bigunuf
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Where are you from:	Maidstone Rd East, BG
Comments:	I'm sure that Mr. Russell is far too much of a gentleman to ever consider partaking in a foreign affair. It's just not cricket. Now Mr. Ivor Bigun, I'm not quite so s...
	October 23, 2020 00:44:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Sadler
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Comments:	Steve Russell is very interested in the possibility of foreign affairs. Hoping to be selected, he is applying for Life Membership to the Foreign Affairs Select Committee. He attended Pwllheli, North Wales, Butlins Holiday Camp in 1959 and is highly recommended by former Wigan Cotton Mills girls. 'For his age', he still looks like a 'youngish' Dean Martin and is very fit, lithe and athletic.
	October 22, 2020 18:15:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jack Baguley
Email:
Where are you from:	East Peckham via Hackney
Comments:	When will we become a Republic? It's long overdue. The Royal Family should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. How does The Queen get away with the way she protects her favourite son Andrew? Some countries would imprison her. Why does 'future PM' Tom Tugendhat not protest about this? They're all Tories of course.
	October 19, 2020 18:21:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
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Comments:	That was Steve Russell, of course.
	October 18, 2020 17:47:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges (Steve was first to call me 'Hoedoe')
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Comments:	"Steam Up The Windows, Steve." ....During mid to late 1950s....Yes, on the No. 9 bus to Sevenoaks cinemas on Sundays - Steve with Margaret M. and Carol B., ....I so much wished I was him.
	October 18, 2020 17:39:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
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Comments:	Tugger has a nice, white-teeth grin. No sign of free Betts of West Malling baby spinach on them. Could be thanks to a free tube of toothpaste from the Fourways Dentist. Won't it be great when, or if, the free air we all breathe will be fresh and clean? Some equality at last!?
	October 16, 2020 17:24:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Prince Phil
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Comments:	Megxit : Meghan and Harry left Royals for 'commoner' life. She tells Harry what to think : "You're right Harry. If only the media would leave us alone - but not yet, eh?"
	October 16, 2020 14:19:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Prince Phil
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Comments:	Meghan & Harry; Charles & Camilla; Andrew; Fergy, Etc. Me : "What a shower! A bloody dysfunctional family of nutters, spongers and divorcees!....And Yankee bookies are calculating the odds of the next Sussex baby being named Jughead or Betty - thank goodness for Megxit!"
	October 16, 2020 01:30:55 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
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Comments:	I had a crush on Joyce Gardner, who was the young sales clerk at Ashtons, but I was too young and short in stature for her (so I was told). She was born in 1939, myself in 1941. I did put a spurt on, and grew one and a quarter inches taller in 16 months - but it was too late.
	October 12, 2020 15:29:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Marmite
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Where are you from:	formerly St. Mary's Platt
Comments:	Just to put records straight : Margaret M. of Kemsing Road, Wrotham was my girlfriend, a few years before she became Steve Russell's. Following Margaret, he then went with Carol B. from Wrotham (took her to Spain), while I occasionally met girls at Butlin's and was briefly with Goony Maynard's "Teen Angel & The Rockin' Rebels" rock group. I served an apprenticeship as an electrician with Arthur Ashton (1 High Street, BG) - Steve did likewise at Aylesford Paper Mill. Those were the days!
	October 12, 2020 04:26:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Smiler Merritt
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Comments:	Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much the vast majority of Crouch, Claygate Cross and Basted men care about your eyebrows : Do you have two of them? OK, we're done. Thank you.
	October 11, 2020 19:48:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	Raymond King, related to Perc Brown by marriage.
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Where are you from:	Early on, Offham and F. P. Caine Ltd.
Comments:	Eddie Penfold, how's it going? Long time, no see mate! You shouldn't put any more types of meat on your bacon cheeseburgers. Once you've made them bacon cheeseburgers, you should be done. In future, if you add more than that, you might have to forfeit certain NHS benefits. ....And never eat a hamburger that is bigger than your bottom. There is a new burger being sold in Maidstone [I won't encourage you by mentioning where] that weighs 1 stone and 1 lb. One sign your portions may be too large : if one of the health risks is a back injury. All the best, take care!
	October 11, 2020 18:56:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	George again
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Comments:	Don't get me wrong. Steve was good looking, in and out of dreams. Bob gets acceleratingly worse - his voice and looks.
	October 11, 2020 06:43:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Maynard
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Comments:	What a nightmare! Bob Dylan must stop denying he was the voice of a generation. Bob, that's not something you get to decide. It's fate and you were it. If your generation could actually choose a voice, don't you think they would have picked one better than yours? Thing was, last night I was dreaming of him singing 'Hey Joe' in Juan-les-Pens, 1992. He was terrible. Worse, he was eerily disguised as Steve Russell. It's true. I'm not going to bed tonight.
	October 11, 2020 06:31:37 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:	This weekend, a guest at Vigo Village wife-swopping reunion.
Comments:	Tommy Tugger : "I have a doctor's appointment today, but I really don't want to go." Gav Rees-Moggie : "Just call in sick then."
	October 10, 2020 01:03:40 (GMT Time)

Name:	George Maynard
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Where are you from:	Formerly Caretaker's Cabin, Platt Brickyard Fishing Pond.
Comments:	Ex-All Star Fitter, 'Brilliantine-Boy' Steve Russell authorised sign : NO WORKING - During Drinking Hours.
	October 7, 2020 22:05:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Where are you from:	Pearly King of Islington North (I'm no queen)
Comments:	Dear Rural Friends, how much does Tugger's Twitter site reflect him? For me, Strewth, it must be one of the most boring accumulations compiled. Take notice of Boris' humour, Tom; less of your admirer Gavin Rees-Mogg's....Zzzs....and go back to sleep.
	October 5, 2020 18:42:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mithter Ekth
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Where are you from:	Between Thtanthted and Fairtheat
Comments:	New ruleth from me. No answering machine recordings over 5 seconds long. Just say "Leave your name and number," and that's it. Here's the deal : You spare me the endless list of "more options," the insulting instructions to "wait for the beep," and the insufferable 45-second recital from your 4-year-old, and I won't leave on your machine that I'm calling to buy more cannabis.
	October 4, 2020 00:06:08 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
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Comments:	Please don't talk to me while I'm peeing. We're not sharing a moment - just adjacent urinals. Just stare ahead in awkward silence. The same goes for when we're in a lift. And especially don't talk to me when I'm peeing in a lift.
	October 3, 2020 16:39:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
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Comments:	I do not wish to ruffle any feathers. It takes all sorts to make a world. I will not mention his name - I worked with a guy at F. P. Caine Ltd, who used to wax eloquently on the knottiest issues of the day. An example, his suggestion about same-sex marriage : "It's okay to be gay if you're already gay - but no new gays. Or we let gays marry but not own homes - come out against gay mortgage." He said, "With both sides so set - one being all for gay marriage, and the other side being completely against it - how about we just let lesbians marry? It's a woman's thing anyway." He continued, "When people talk about homosexuality being 'not natural' and 'an abomination', they're not talking about women - they're talking about the men." His opinion gradually used to change. When I left Caines his final advice was : "They're here, they're qu**r, let's get bored with it."
	October 2, 2020 06:34:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jeremy (prefer to be called Jerry) Corbyn
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Comments:	Can you believe it? On Sunday Sep 13, Tugger's kids interrupting his TV interview went viral in 182 countries. I wonder if he gets paid much for that? He's already told Russia and China what's what - I wonder if he could become as famous as Putin and Xi Jinping? I hope he mentions and says something nice about me.
	October 1, 2020 15:06:01 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	Air Hostess : "What are you doing curled up in the overhead storage bin?" Frequent Flyer Tugger : "There's more legroom." [Thinks...Maybe I can get a discount, every little bit helps - my admirer, Gavin Rees-Mogg, is worth well over $130,000,000 U.S. Nett].
	September 30, 2020 00:05:58 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
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Comments:	Where is Boris, why is he so quiet? He needs to 'get a grip', 'rediscover his mojo', give us a 'sense of direction' [from Boris of all people!?] has been heard in rumblings from some ultra-safe seat, Tonbridge & Malling Tories. Tugger was seen recently at BG Four Ways Crossroads - it is believed he was getting a free dental inspection. His smirking Tory handlers and supporters think he is making progress towards replacing Boris. I'm still waiting to hear him say something against BG Garden City. That $98,000,000 U.S. Nett would buy him a nice pad there though. That's probably gone up several million or more during the pandemic, too.
	September 27, 2020 18:56:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Thomas Tugboat
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Where are you from:	Formerly sleepy Sellindge
Comments:	Gav Rees-Moggie : Uncles are not TOTALLY useless, we can be used as bad examples. That's what I've always said, anyway.
	September 27, 2020 06:41:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jan 'Honsa' Beran
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Comments:	Thomas Tugboat may be chair of the Foreign Affairs Committee - but is not as comfortable as the Villa Tugendhat chair in Brno, Czech Republic, or as geometrically elegant as its predecessor - the International Exposition, Barcelona chair. But Gavin Rees-Mogg thinks he has a cute upper lip and grin.
	September 23, 2020 17:47:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
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Comments:	Jeremy Corbyn : "Is Tugger Tom related to the Tugendhat Desk Chair people?" Gavin Rees-Mogg : "Couldn't chair less." Jeremy : "Talk about born in a cornfield....ask a Tory toff a question...."
	September 23, 2020 15:24:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
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Comments:	Me : "If your huge admirer, Gavin Rees-Mogg, asked you for $10,000 of your $98,000,000 U.S. Nett, how much would you have left?"....Tugger Tom : "$98,000,000 U.S. Nett."
	September 19, 2020 22:57:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Anonymous
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Comments:	The Cursed Chair. Gavin Rees-Moggie : 'Remember how I bought my $6,000 reduced-price, Tugendhat Desk Chair from that mysterious shop?' Jeremy Corbyn : 'I think so?' Gavin : 'Turns out the chair was cursed. So I went back to return it, but the shop was gone. The door was boarded up!' Jeremy : 'I think most of the shops are closed because of coronavirus.' Gavin : 'Oh no! - The curse must have caused the pandemic!' Jeremy : 'What.' Gavin : 'If I destroy the chair, we can stop the virus!' Jeremy : 'What.' Gavin : 'Die, plague-bringer.' The $6,000 reduced-price, Tugendhat Desk Chair : 'Hee hee! I cannot die.' Jeremy : 'Maybe you should just shop at IKEA.'
	September 18, 2020 00:03:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
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Comments:	During the last ten years, parenting experts have been recommending the name Jeremy to mothers. Jeremy is the English form of the name Jeremiah and means 'exalted by God.' I wonder if there was a piper in Tugger Tom's family two and a quarter centuries ago? They don't recommend his name.
	September 13, 2020 23:35:14 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jerry Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Hey Gavin Rees-Moggie - Life is short. Spoil your dog.
	September 11, 2020 22:05:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	I'm "THE BOSS" - my wife said I could be.
	September 11, 2020 21:56:00 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jeremy Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Tommy Tugboat. Haa Haa! Hee Hee! You get what you deserve.
	September 11, 2020 12:04:22 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jeremy (prefer to be called Jerry) Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:	I'm now Pearly King of North Islington
Comments:	President Donald J. Trump : Still giving you guys a super good deal, and I keep my word. I'm a WINNER!!!
	September 11, 2020 11:51:04 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jeremy Corbyn
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	President Donald J. Trump : Threat... Sniff... Lie... Brag... Mispronunciation... Sniff... Brag... No chance of it, but if I got beat 54 days time, I wouldn't mind working with Boris and Tugger... Sniff... Brag... Slurred something... Threat... Brag... Threat... Lie. Bye for now.
	September 10, 2020 17:09:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Anonymous
Email:
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Comments:	Talking about Tugger and Macron, that Toulouse-Lautrec (Moulin Rouge) was quite a lad. At one time he was very friendly with the wife of his best friend - when his best friend was not at home. Friend's wife : "Quick Toulouse, my husband will be home soon." Toulouse : "I'll be quick." Friend's wife : "Oh I can see him in the distance, returning home. No time to lose." Toulouse : "I said I'll be quick, didn't I." Friend's wife : "He's almost at the garden path now. No time Toulouse."
	September 9, 2020 05:54:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
Email:
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Comments:	Sour Kraut. [It's OK - approved by me]. "Eat me " is just an expression. Another German man has been convicted of killing and eating someone. You can always tell a German cannibal because he says things like "I'm so hungry I could eat a Horst."
	September 7, 2020 23:40:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Major General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell, Retired
Email:
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Comments:	Harvey Wallbanger Esq., During the early days of January, Mr. Fred Fudpucker mentioned your tragic demise. I'm SO glad you are back! By the way, KENTE is not a dialect of Kent - but a traditional Ghanaian cloth of woven strips. Boris has a pair of shorts made from same.
	September 6, 2020 21:43:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Bob McIlreavy
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Mike, Tim Shaw, Wendy Palmer and Scott Millener. You are the absolute cream of Borough Green and environs. We know you will keep up the good work! Thanks so much! GO - Independent Alliance (Kent) Party - GO!!
	September 2, 2020 11:29:26 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
Email:
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Comments:	Wednesday March 14th, 2018. "Three hundred billion dollars or more has been stolen from the Russian people by [Putin]. We should expose him for what he is," said jealous Tom Tugendhat.
	September 1, 2020 16:17:06 (GMT Time)

Name:	Laurence Seal
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Wrotham
Comments:	Harry 'Pongo' Smith was a teacher at Wrotham School, photographer, and radio personality. About 20 years ago, Darren Fisher said that Pongo had always had the same uncool hairstyle; he welcomed Harry to retaliate. During 1946-47 Infants Class, naughty Stephen Russell used to run around BGPS playground shouting 'Bottom', at the top of his voice. Stephen, please retaliate/say something - even it it's only 'Bum'.
	August 30, 2020 14:55:33 (GMT Time)

Name:	Fred Anonymous (still) - NOT Mike
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Great work Dave and Mike! Are you retrieving BG News Guestbook Archive, Aug 2018 to June 2020? Huge thanks from all your appreciative fans!
	August 29, 2020 23:58:56 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
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Comments:	The Donald : Day 4 of Republican National Convention. His 'speech' flat, too long; he didn't have bite he usually has; disappointing; looked ageing and tired. I'm thinking now of Melania and Macron seeming to like each other. Sorry Tugger - keep smiling, you've still got your money.
	August 28, 2020 17:17:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony 'Spud' Waite
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Tom Tugendhat is believed to be a long-term boyfriend of Melania Trump. President Trump says he knows about, and is OK with this - because neither of them have much to talk about and it's a platonic relationship (Tom and Melania's). And Tom has never appeared in any of Melania's nude pics, that he Donald, knows about. But Tom is half French, if that means anything - Donald says it doesn't mean much.
	August 26, 2020 05:42:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques / continued.
Email:
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Comments:	....you ask him, he'll tell you. So full of himself, he's liable to burst at anytime
	August 24, 2020 19:10:48 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Toff guy Tugendhat is a strong supporter of Israel. He condemned the UN Security Council for it's official criticism of Israel's settlement building in the occupied Palestinian territories. In January 2017, he wrote that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict "doesn't matter". ---- In February 2018, he praised Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, saying that "He is rightly showing a vision for Saudi Arabia that sees her taking her place as a player in the global economy and I think that is incredibly positive, not just for Saudi Arabia, but for the world." ---- In a May 2020 recorded conversation with Rep. Mike Gallagher, he gave an off-the-cuff outline of his foreign policy as : ....trying to defend the world in which the values that matter to the people of the UK, and more particularly, the people of Kent, prosper. And those values are freedom, democracy, the ability to challenge authority and the ability to trade and travel globally. ---- He's such a great human being - yo
	August 24, 2020 19:01:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gavin Rees-Moggie
Email:
Where are you from:	Spending the weekend at Hurst Woods Tent City
Comments:	One good thing...Joe Biden doesn't need drugs - he is totally spaced and in the twilight zone 24-7. But his tax returns should be checked.
	August 22, 2020 13:09:59 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Snotface
Email:
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Comments:	Forgetting about money. Tugger Tom is still opposed to Brexit, but still puts his political career before anything else. Many believe the posh man-child, is deadheatedly tugging in favour of each option. Will he split himself in two over this - or with ever rising heat under his collar, spontaneously combust? Whoever thought Tugger would become so interesting?
	August 19, 2020 23:40:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Sunday 18th August 1940. RAF West Malling bombed again. Massed German formations returned attacking RAF airfields in the south and south-east...Known as the Hardest Day, as the RAF were severely stretched and desperately short of pilots. German Losses : Airmen 97, Aircraft 67. British Losses : Airmen 10, Aircraft 33.
	August 18, 2020 17:00:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	When the 15th August 1940 raid took place, some of the pilots dropped their bombs in the field behind Hermitage Lane. There are still large indentations in the field, all in a straight line towards RAF West Malling.
	August 17, 2020 22:57:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ms. Stephanie Russell
Email:
Where are you from:	Basted Woods - upon - Bourne
Comments:	"The Dance Floor Tilts". Strange how the space that love once claimed shrinks; The fifty-foot kiss on the drive-in movie screen, shrivelled to Face Time on a mobile phone.... Red Cedar to bonsai; Rainforest to root-bound rubber plant; Milky Way to a shooting star.... The dance floor tilts below our feet, and the ship's wide deck folds, into a solo rower's shell.
	August 17, 2020 22:06:06 (GMT Time)

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	August 16, 2020 22:12:00 (GMT Time)

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	August 16, 2020 21:37:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robin Hodges
Email:
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Comments:	15th August 1940. RAF West Malling bombed...Various raids/skirmishes were taking place in the southeast. An intended target had been Biggin Hill, but the raid turned back towards the coast; West Malling was bombed instead and rendered unusable for four days...Stephen Russell was born in 1941.
	August 16, 2020 17:35:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Florence and Vera Dunster
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	Att : The multitudes of Stephen Russell fans/admirers who have been searching for his name. Your idol was a school year later - in Miss Griffin's 1950-51 BG Primary School class.
	August 16, 2020 14:12:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Don Jenner
Email:
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Comments:	More about BG Primary School 1949-50 class, it was a little harsh on some. Thirteen 'scholars' were successful in the 11-plus exam : Ross Layberry, Heather Crowhurst, Geoffrey Tolson, Gillian Grayland, Richard and Elaine Elliott, Billy and Sylvia Darlow, Wendy Eastwood, David Gasson, Nicholas Amies, and Geoffrey Pettitt and Robin Layberry the following school year. I was a 'duffer' - but I had a crush on Elaine Elliott.
	August 16, 2020 00:06:35 (GMT Time)

Name:	Don Jenner
Email:
Where are you from:	Fairseat
Comments:	Linton Schwartz said : Miss Griffin also taught us at Ryarsh PS...A fearful lady, but we learnt so much from her...In her eyes, pupils were either duffers, or scholars...Fabulous days. Meanwhile : At Boro' Green PS (Junior 3, 1949-50 class), pairs of scholars sat next to the south wall windows, with a few more next to them. Half of the scholars were from Wrotham. The remainder of the 65 or 66 pupils sat between them and the assembly hall wall.
	August 13, 2020 19:17:51 (GMT Time)

Name:	Beryl Kemp
Email:
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Comments:	75 this year, I can't believe it. You are so impressive Mike. But if those Tories continue to give you a lot of headaches, eat spinach...It's especially the B vitamins it contains that help. And if you want to remember all the times they've got on your nerves - eat salmon. It contains healthy fats to protect your brain against memory-related problems. You are still the best PC Chairman in West Kent!
	August 13, 2020 15:18:15 (GMT Time)

Name:	Former Pretending Flight Lieut. Stephen Russeolus
Email:
Where are you from:	Western Road Retired RAF Airmen's Flat
Comments:	Famous Dam Buster born on this day. I'm not referring to Buster (David) Buss, who resided at Batts Cottages, Crouch before moving to Borough Green...But to Wing Commander Guy Gibson VC, born 12th August 1918. The film 'The Dam Busters' (Michael Redgrave, Richard Todd) was based on his most daring raid. Guy, of RAF West Malling, said "Of all the airfields in Great Britain...we have the most pleasant". Now the Gibson Building, the former Officer's Mess is used as TMBC offices.
	August 12, 2020 17:47:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	Hi Gillian, Jackie & I remember Harry when it was the White Rose, many a happy hour there. And we were only talking about it the other day - we passed Ming's and said "do you remember it when it was the White Rose. And over the road was the Pretty Maid, run by French Lawrence, later the Vineyard run by Ahmet, and now some new fish restaurant. Time changes everything....
	August 12, 2020 08:21:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Gillian Lum
Email:
Where are you from:	Formerly at mum's restaurant, next to (west side of) Royal Oak, Wrotham Heath
Comments:	Joyce Lambley, prior to attending Wrotham School, was also in Miss Griffin's BG Primary School class. She says she was a marvelous lady; brilliant teacher; taught her how to sew and knit; and they used to chat when she saw her out in her garden in Offham Road, W. Malling.
	August 11, 2020 23:14:31 (GMT Time)

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	August 11, 2020 12:58:47 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann King
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Comments:	Miss Vera Gladders was a teacher at BGPS for 25 years. Miss D. Gladders taught there for 35 years. I only really know about Vera. Does anyone know if they were sisters?
	August 11, 2020 01:01:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Ann King
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Trosley
Comments:	Jenny Knight attended Wrotham [Secondary] School - before that BGPS, and was also in Miss Griffin's class. Not her favourite teacher, Miss Griffin was "very fierce", and she was a "very shy" child. Miss Griffin caned her and another girl for putting a snowball in someone's pocket as a joke. Miss Griffin looked the part for that, with Miss Gladders a close runner-up.
	August 11, 2020 00:32:23 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are you from:	Ivy Hatch
Comments:	Just think, Tugger Tom is STILL younger than Susan Boyle was when she hit the jackpot. Before Ms. Boyle auditioned on 'Britain's Got Talent' in 2009, she had a very normal, and as she herself has said "mundane", life. When she released her debut album in November 2009 she made 5 million pounds in a year. She has remained down to earth and bought the small three-bedroom home she grew up in (had nine siblings), where she still lives today. I wonder if Tugger will become as famous as her?
	August 10, 2020 17:18:06 (GMT Time)

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	August 10, 2020 10:21:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Carole Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham, and Wrotham Secondary School
Comments:	I remember BGPS teacher Miss Griffen from the W. Malling Women's Institute. She was very proper and fierce. And well respected.
	August 10, 2020 02:54:21 (GMT Time)

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	August 9, 2020 23:39:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
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Comments:	Tugger Tom seems to have a more worried look this last month or two. More likenesses show his hair dishevelled, with less of it - looks less like a choirboy. He seems to prefer W. Malling to BG, and has been seen at hedgerows there picking blackberries. Blackberries get their colour from anthocyanins, this phytonutrient may help delay age-related cognitive decline. The blackberries are a good dessert after the free Wrotham cheese and W. Malling baby spinach. In case he has to start grinning, his hankey is at the ready to wipe the blackberry stains from his teeth.
	August 9, 2020 18:50:46 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
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Comments:	One of my old flames, from Trosley, would like an upper lip lift which would look similar to Tugger Tom's. The skin distance between her upper lip and base of her nose would be shortened... Increasing the amount of 'pink lip' seen and exposing her teeth more, will give her fuller, more youthful looking lips - with which she will be delighted. She has been quoted 2,528 pounds for this. I told her that moneywise, I'm not in Tugger's league. Or Steve Russell's come to that.
	August 9, 2020 01:45:38 (GMT Time)

Name:	Geoffrey Tolson
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly opposite the Naps, Long Mill Lane, Crouch
Comments:	I was also a member of Miss Griffin's 1949-50 class. I arrived in Kent during the preceding summer, from Manchester. Miss Griffin quite liked me, and "Farewell, Manchester! noble town, farewell!" became the most regularly sung song. Heather Crowhurst also liked me; she sat close to me and used to request the singing of the song. They were the two that liked me most - that showed they did, anyway!
	August 8, 2020 00:00:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Jamie Schneider
Email:
Where are you from:	Shipbourne
Comments:	Why do Tugger Tom's pals get their pants in a twist, just because some people make fun of his last name and say he's a toff? They call it playground level behavior - so why are they so thin-skinned about it? I don't mind being called anything, as long as it's not late for breakfast. Some Tories don't know how good they've got it.
	August 6, 2020 19:25:27 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
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Comments:	During the last decade, Terrific Tugger Tom has been valiantly doing his bit for the Lebanese economy. While pigging out on and promoting Beirut peacock, he's even risked running to seed like Prince Andrew. Somewhat of an exaggeration, Jacob Rees-Mogg has even referred to him as our answer to Joey Chestnut. Mostly known for devouring hot dogs, Joey is the holder of more competitive eating records than any other competitor in history. Well done Tom! Don't spend all your money.
	August 6, 2020 01:59:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Henry and Harriett Hedgehog
Email:
Where are you from:	Maidstone Road, Borough Green.
Comments:	Please be careful not to crush us in the evening, from nightfall on the roads. Our little paws don't allow us to run too fast. If you see us in your garden, we may be hungry and thirsty, some cat food and water would be very much appreciated. Please don't give us milk, that will kill us. We'll assist you with your pest control and eat the slugs, earwigs and caterpillars. But apart from our good looks and charm, we're endangered - please help keep us safe. We are petitioning to have the roadway, which includes 41 Maidstone Road, renamed Taylor Way. Mike and Jackie are very nice people - the greatest!
	August 4, 2020 01:02:19 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	With the new houses near the surgery being named "Allingham Way" after Big Jim Allingham, Bangays Way after Frank, and Stone Court after Michael Stone, I know a few more, but would like to try and make an archive page with the history of the names we know. Dryland Rd - Les Dryland, Griggs Way - Colonel Griggs, Cloke Mews - Bob Cloke, Staleys after the farmer, McDermott after the family, Can anyone come up with the local celebrities that other village roads are named after?
	August 1, 2020 07:48:21 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Allen
Email:
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Comments:	Miss Griffin, Jenny Cheeseman and Hilda Baldock were good friends. Hilda lived in a flat over Baldock's shop in West Malling - they used to play bridge there on Friday evenings. Miss Griffin met Ringo Starr in the shop during 1967; Ringo was buying a pair of jeans and a shirt. The Beatles were filming scenes locally for Magical Mystery Tour.
	August 1, 2020 02:11:30 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Allen
Email:
Where are you from:	Snodland, via Borough Green
Comments:	Heather Crowhurst became Mrs. Ransley, marrying Roger from Crow Hill.
	July 19, 2020 17:07:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Allen
Email:
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Comments:	It has been mentioned that Miss Griffin's Christian name began with a 'P' - that would have been her sister Phyllis. Miss Griffin lived at 'The Haven', Offham Rd, W. Malling. During her last years of teaching, headmaster Mr. Ernest Field used to take her in his green Morris car.
	July 17, 2020 00:06:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Francis Whiffen III, 2nd earl of Ightham Common
Email:
Where are you from:	Few hours in White's Gentlemen's Club, 37 St James St, SW1A 1JG
Comments:	DOT : "I woke up grouchy...but I let him sleep in."
	July 16, 2020 22:30:16 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Allen
Email:
Where are you from:	Snodland, via Borough Green
Comments:	Arguably Miss Griffin's favourite boy pupil (1949-50 school year) was Ross Layberry of Tollgate Estate. Often naughty Ross, always escaped punishment by correctly answering Miss Griffin's difficult questions. Arguably again, Miss Griffin's favourite girl pupil that year was Heather Crowhurst from Wrotham. Heather later became 'Reception Class' teacher [previously, Infant's teacher?] at BGPS... A few years later, Roger Pettet and another boy were taken by Miss Griffin to see 'Hans Christian Andersen' (Danny Kaye), at the Rex Cinema. Roger lived in 'The Fort' - the next house to Heather in Wrotham... Do any other former pupils remember Miss Griffin? You might have been in her class when you took the 11-plus exam.
	July 15, 2020 17:55:49 (GMT Time)

Name:	David Sadler
Email:
Where are you from:	Yalding, Kent
Comments:	Steve R! How's it going, Buddy? Back in the old days - how did you get the nickname 'Insatiable' at Butlin's holiday camps? I always said you would be famous, didn't I?! Keep safe, mate. All the best!
	July 14, 2020 00:48:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Robert Allen
Email:
Where are you from:	Snodland, via Borough Green
Comments:	For much of the 20th Century, the ironmongers to go to in the BG/Malling area, was arguably, E. Griffin & Son Ltd (est. 1902) in West Malling High Street. It was run by Edward Griffin... One of Edward's daughters was Miss (Kathleen) Griffin. She was an accomplished teacher at Borough Green Primary School for 28 years (1935 to 1963)... In July 1963, she took her sad farewell, with Dr. Say, the Bishop of Rochester giving the address and making the presentation.
	July 13, 2020 20:54:18 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rabbie & Wullie Russell's Daily Wail / Continued
Email:
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Comments:	..find one titled "Disgusting Footage Shows Englishmen Guzzling Pig's Blood as Europeans Depart Country in Disgust" (Wong 2020). It's not totally 'untrue', but it's also not 'true'... Oh the unstoppable "infodemic" of misinformation so many thrive on!
	July 12, 2020 01:04:43 (GMT Time)

Name:	Rabbie & Wullie Russell's Daily Wail
Email:
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Comments:	The 'Daily Mail' wrote that COVID-19 was spread by Chinese people who eat bat soup. They also published a video (apparently) proving it. It is another classic example of misinformation that mixes authentic facts, taken out of context, and prejudices that confirm a certain vision of the world... The video shows a Chinese woman eating bat soup. She is not a victim of the virus, but is a famous travel blogger who is testing a specialty of the Palau archipelago - far from China. And this happened in 2016... A title such as "Revolting Footage Shows Chinese Woman Eating a Whole Bat at a Fancy Restaurant as Scientists Link the Deadly Coronavirus to the Flying Mammals" (Thomson 2020) - which is exactly what 'Daily Mail' titled their story - is not totally false. But it's not even true.... The 'Guardian', in response to this way of presenting things, suggests going to YouTube and looking for videos of Westerners who feed on black pudding. You can find many such videos, but nowhere will you f
	July 12, 2020 00:49:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Simon Crotum
Email:
Where are you from:	Stansted
Comments:	Yesterday's Judy/Stephen comment : apparently, a few haven't heard the word 'nooky' before; so an example for you. "The film 'Team America : World Police' (2004) featured graphic sex scenes between marionettes. If I had any interest in wooden sex with strings attached, I'd have got married. NO puppet nooky, PLEASE!"
	July 10, 2020 03:36:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Previously Mrs. Judy Johnson (nee - Loftus Brown)
Email:
Where are you from:	Mid 50's to early 60's - Crouch Lane, Borough Green
Comments:	Hello, Mr. Stephen Russell : I get the impression you are still a kind, considerate man - staying out of mischief! - and would not mention having a [made-up] headache when spurning romance. Hugs and nooky can ease the pain of a [genuine] headache. Like chocolate, hugs boost levels of serotonin, along with the hormones dopamine and oxytocin, all of which feed into our general sense of wellbeing. Nooky does this too but on a much grander scale. So when you have had a bad day with a niggling headache, self-medicate by wrapping yourself around a special loved one. Also, remember all those good times at Borough Green Invicta Youth Club!
	July 9, 2020 22:00:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
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Comments:	Nice, easy, safe Seat of Course. Cor blimey, 'nuff ter keep yer upper lip twitchin'. Need ter clean a few winders...play me George Formby record...an' relax a bit, countin' me money.
	July 7, 2020 17:50:44 (GMT Time)

Name:	Marquis of Pikeyland
Email:
Where are you from:	Pikeyland Palace
Comments:	Aah memories...an free cheese an spinach...an a nice, easy, safe TM Borough. I tell ya, can't bead it. Undreds n farsands av fanks all! S'great...would be, even wivart me piles n piles of moulah.
	July 7, 2020 15:17:41 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt
Email:
Where are you from:	Woolwich at one time, an' Winfield Lane 'Opper 'Uts.
Comments:	"Oh they say 'oppins lousy, I don't believe it's true; we only go darn 'oppin, to earn a bob a two.".... "What could be bedder than this? A nice 'ole cuddle n kiss, all 'neath the pale moonlight. Then some Tommy Tucker an' off to Uncle Ned. Oh what a luvverly night tonight. 'An we'd 'ad a good 'ole knees up at the Star wiv Joe Ashdarn n Mrs. Pegrum too, before that."
	July 7, 2020 06:19:28 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Offham, Wrotham Sec'y School, and F. P. Caine Ltd...L. Terry & Co. Ltd was nearby quarry!
Comments:	For those who are phoning me saying "I/we can't find nothing." ....A little group of 2 or 3 newish houses in Orwell Spike is the 'lasting memorial' to interesting George Orwell. And at one time Betts' Farm fields did stretch from Church Road, Offham to the end of Fartherwell Avenue, West Malling.
	July 3, 2020 18:30:54 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Further info to that of Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge. Don't know where the Lord's blue plaque is, but George Orwell's is opposite West Malling railway station. He worked in the fields and slept rough during the summer months and in a Spike (off St. Leonard's St. and still so called) during bad weather. Orwell Spike (Workhouse). ME19 4PB. I've heard Lord Touganhutt isn't munching curly kale - something to do with his upper lip.
	July 3, 2020 15:35:42 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Famous me...I'm still gobbling down free baby spinach which was grown at Mr. Betts' West Malling farm. George Orwell would have been proud to tell people about that. When he returned from Burma, Mr. Orwell worked there as a salad crop picker.
	July 3, 2020 02:06:52 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Even more about 'celebrity named' Boro' Green and W. Malling hairdresser, 'Mr. Raymond'... a Mr. Bligh, most incorrectly thought he was Mr. Blythe. Another old flame has informed me he was dyslexic...and his wife used to be regularly on holiday in France. So that's why I couldn't quite remember what she looked like...whereas, Mr. Raymond looked exactly the same, first time and last time I saw him - 17 years apart!
	July 2, 2020 19:17:07 (GMT Time)

Name:	Trusted Driver Marek
Email:
Where are you from:	Partly where I drive to and from
Comments:	Saw the Lord on tele yesterday. He wasn't wearing a mask again.
	July 1, 2020 14:17:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Lord Touganhutt of Sellindge
Email:
Where are you from:	I'm here and there - get about you know
Comments:	I wonder if you could help me? I'm searching for settlements of Doukhobors for my photo reports. I've heard Gover Hill is a promising area to start. My trusted driver Marek will take details from you. Thank you so much. I can compensate you with frozen Beirut peacock, Wrotham mucus-producing cheese and West Malling baby spinach [needs triple washing]. Take care, don't remove your mask. This is a super website.
	July 1, 2020 13:45:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Stevie Rissole
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Western Rd., BG and Billy Butlin's, around the UK
Comments:	How To Last Longer Naturally. NGI NFP [never give in - no f***ing point].
	June 30, 2020 16:32:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Statistician, Professor Wm. Hardiman
Email:
Where are you from:	Ightham
Comments:	What's happening? zero spam for 8 hours.
	June 26, 2020 23:21:17 (GMT Time)

Name:	Barry Pilkington Slater
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	During my 1954/55 arrival to Western Road, from Manchester, my neighbour and friend was Stephen Russell. His surname is not strictly Russell - Rissole is his correct name. Via French origin, it is from russeolus - Latin for rissole. On leaving Wrotham Secondary School he joined the Navy. One of his favourite aunts, from Ivy Hatch, expected him to become Rear Admiral Russell - however, that was not to be. After a comparatively brief time, all were happy when he returned to Boro' Green. During his mid-teens plus, his steady girlfriends were Margaret M. from Kemsing Road, Wrotham and Carol B. from Wrotham. They were understandably, very proud of him.
	June 26, 2020 17:24:25 (GMT Time)

Name:	Walter Pidgeon
Email:
Where are you from:	Pigeon's Green, Platt
Comments:	Pigeon Lives Matter. Save Our Statues!
	June 25, 2020 17:43:50 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	More about Mr. Raymond. Jean the Receptionist mentioned she worked at Raymond's, West Malling for about a year, before getting married in 1966. It was some time before she realized Mr. Raymond couldn't read or write, so didn't cotton on to much in those days. Plus the fact for the last part of it, she had dreadful morning sickness - hiding that from all was a mission. In Borough Green and West Malling, I had never heard anything like that mentioned about Mr. Raymond. Jean said she hadn't told anyone else about this.
	June 25, 2020 00:47:12 (GMT Time)

Name:	Tony Collins
Email:
Where are you from:	Borstal Village, via Offham and F. P. Caine Ltd.
Comments:	During the late 1950's, I got my hair cut in a converted part of Manchester House in BG High St. It was named 'Raymond's', and run by 'Mr. Raymond' (a Mr. Bligh). Sandra Cripps, from Wrotham, cut men's hair and was alluring and popular. Men were also happy to see pretty Nona Judge, one of the ladies hairdressers. Nona had lived with her mum above Mr. F. J. Clark's grocery shop at No. 35 BG High St. At about this time, Mr. Raymond opened a hairdressers in West Malling High St. I believe Nona worked there for a while - does anyone know about this? The receptionist there during 1965 informed me that Mr. Raymond couldn't read or write. During the late sixties, David Bance had the Gent's section at the Raymond's, Manchester House, BG High St., location. Do you know if he was related to Peter Bance, Mike?
	June 24, 2020 01:26:02 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dolly Shaw, nee-Meisner
Email:
Where are you from:	Formerly Phen (Fen) Pond Road, Ightham
Comments:	Do you have any current (21st Century) photos of famous Stephen Russell? A true heartthrob, he used to send so many girls/young ladies/women - including (hugely) myself! I feel excitement, while writing this. Thank you so much.
	June 23, 2020 18:16:10 (GMT Time)

Name:	Baron Guy Tugendhat
Email:
Where are you from:	Gay Paree, Republic of France
Comments:	Following Forty Years of Inaction! Joe Biden : 'Trust me. I'll work for racial equality!'
	June 21, 2020 13:15:03 (GMT Time)

Name:	Peter Jacques
Email:
Where are you from:
Comments:	Manny Macron : "I want to express the eternal gratitude of the French Republic to my look-alike, friendly 50 per cent Froggie/50 per cent Rost Bif, Terrific Tom Tugendhat. We are proudly presenting him with the 'De Luxe/de Gaulle' French window cleaning squeegee. It has a brass channel, with gold trim encrusted with diamonds and the most ergonomically designed handle the World has ever seen. He so much, more than fully deserves it.
	June 19, 2020 03:36:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:	Website
Where are you from:
Comments:	I nearly deleted that one, it had so many asterisks I thought it was spam.
	June 18, 2020 09:49:24 (GMT Time)

Name:	Stephen Russell's Pedicurist
Email:
Where are you from:	Near where Mr. Russell's former girlfriend Margaret's aunt used to live; Appledore, Kent
Comments:	Executive Order : Buy American, More Than Ever! (Signed) President Donald Trump.... President Trump's : Semi-permanent, orange and white make-up products from Gay Paree, France; Shirt from Bangladesh; Cuff links from Mexico; Tie from China; Jacket from Indonesia; Trousers from India; Socks from Turkey; and Shoes from Vietnam.... *** Ultra-smart Stephen, used to wear Italian-style clothing from Teddy Atkin's shop in Western Road, Borough Green.
	June 17, 2020 17:57:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Steve Russell's Hair Stylist
Email:
Where are you from:	Covent Garden, The Smoke
Comments:	While occasionally chummy with lower classes, does Tom Tugendhat with the tweaks to his diminishing upper lip; grins/frowns and gait adjustment; give you the impression he is trying to look like an East Ashford, Willesborough window cleaner, from near where he grew up in the sleepy village of Sellindge? He has been known to hang around the Chatham area to take in the Kentish form of Cockney; so here and there we might hear him slipping in that accent and vocabulary. So doing, he seems to be thinking he can tap into securing the support of disillusioned Labourites. I've heard that his big admirer, fellow-toff Jacob Rees-Mogg, is considering a makeover copying Tom's adeptness. Are we about to witness the Frog and Mogg Show?
	June 15, 2020 01:46:13 (GMT Time)

Name:	Dr. Whet Faartz
Email:
Where are you from:	Still locked-in at Downtown Dunks Green
Comments:	President Donnie J. Trump : "I suppose all lives matter to someone at some time. But MY orange life....President of the most powerful ever country....King of the World - No ones life matters more than MINE. And I'm going to give Boris and you guys a really good deal, to prove I'm not selfish. Hope the Queen's enjoying a great Official Birthday. 'Bye for now."
	June 13, 2020 18:34:53 (GMT Time)

Name:	Elaine Ridsdale
Email:
Where are you from:	Ivy Hatch
Comments:	Thanks for your and Dave's efforts in reinstating the 2007 to August 2018 comments. Amongst others from since that time, I've often heard mention of comments involving Tory twosome - the 'future' Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the up and coming BGPC Boy Wonder; Famous Steve Russell of course (a statue of him in the works?); and the wit and wisdom of DotDave, and Supermike. How soon might we be able to expect same comments back? I'm not pushing you! Thanks again, take care!
	June 13, 2020 05:37:39 (GMT Time)

Name:	Donald Bennett
Email:
Where are you from:	formerly Crow Hill. Borough Green
Comments:	Marvellous Mike. From July 24, 2016. "Offending adverts now removed, I must admit it is many years since I had a spam infection like that - let's hope the perp gets the message." What is a perp? It used to be the sound made when someone in Miss Riley's BGPS infant's class broke wind. Perping...well perper extraordinaire, the famous Steve Russell will tell you all about it. Talented Steve was so good at it.
	June 12, 2020 17:50:05 (GMT Time)

Name:	Mike
Email:
Where are you from:	Website
Comments:	UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. FREESERVERS HAVE LOST ALL ENTRIES BACK TO 2005
	June 11, 2020 16:10:52 (GMT Time)